Chapter 116: A Flower Stuck in a Dog's Shit
It was too late for Xie Lang to stop him, but he saw Wang Xian'er fall to the ground all of a sudden, looking at Xie Lang tightly, "Quick, Brother Lang, leave me alone, blackmail quickly." ”
Burst!
When Xie Lang heard this, he immediately couldn't cry or laugh.
He always thought that he was shameless enough, but until Xie Lang met Wang Xian'er in front of him, he felt that he was the most honest person!!
As everyone knows, Wang Xian'er has a good impression of him, so that's it.
Whether a woman likes you or not, it is easy to see how she behaves to you.
A woman who likes you will be very enthusiastic, will be approachable, will be willing to do anything for you, will not pretend to be high at all, and does not like you, just like Wang Xian'er treated Qiao Bai, she doesn't want to talk to each other from the bottom of her heart.
At this time, I saw a porcelain guy crashing into his car, and the male owner of the car got out of the car angrily, stared at it, and saw Wang Xian'er's stunning beauty and a pair of incomparably slender white long legs.
"Bastard, you hit me and lose money!" Seeing this, Wang Xian'er immediately stood up, patted the dust on her body, stretched out her hand to grab the eldest brother, and shouted at the other party unceremoniously.
"Ahem, this beauty, you are so beautiful, how can you come out to do this business of porcelain? You followed me?" The pot-bellied uncle looked obscene, and his eyes secretly looked into Wang Xian'er's neckline, and his Adam's apple kept squirming.
"you, who's with you! No matter, you hit Miss Ben, you have to lose money. ”
"What, this little beauty, what did you just say, I can't hear clearly, can you please make your voice louder?"
Wang Xian'er looked at the old man with a very disgusted look, and then turned her face and asked Xie Lang, "Brother Lang, I was hit by someone, come and help me." ”
When Xie Lang saw this scene, he walked over with a cold face on the spot, reached out and grabbed the guy's ear without saying a word, and then kicked it directly like a hooligan.
"Plop!"
Xie Lang only used thirty percent of his strength with this kick, and he still kicked the pot-bellied guy to the ground with his four feet facing the sky. Poor Uncle Se lay on the ground, looking confused, and didn't know what was going on.
I'm going to provoke someone.
If you have a conversation with a beautiful woman, you will also be beaten?
"Brother Lang, what are you doing, didn't you say that you would touch porcelain?" Wang Xian'er had a blank look on her face.
"Wife, don't stop me, I have to kill him today!"
"Why are you calling me wife, why should I stop you? ”
I rely on ~~ Can I have a little bit of understanding, can I have a little acting skills, and will I die if I pretend to stop me?
At the same time, Xie Lang became manic, and immediately sat on the uncle, grabbing him by the collar.
"You old rascal, dare to do something to my wife, I'll fucking fight with you!"
Xie Lang grabbed Uncle Nase's collar and scolded, and as soon as he raised his right fist, Uncle Nase was suddenly stupid.
Well?
"Wife?"
"When did Miss Ben become his wife?"
Wang Xian'er still didn't react, looking at Xie Lang in front of her, she didn't know what the hell he was doing.
"I didn't...... Ah...... Little brother, I really don't have ...... Help..."Uncle Se lay on the ground struggling while begging for help from the passers-by.
And the fact is that this guy was indeed teasing Wang Xian'er just now, and everyone saw it.
However, Wang Xian'er is so beautiful, the gods have to move their hearts when they see it, not to mention that he is a layman.
But who knew she had a husband!!
Your sister, this woman's husband is too unqualified, right?
People just glanced at his wife, did they beat people with necessity? It's just a lump of flowers stuck in cow dung, no, cow dung at least has nutritional value, it's obviously a flower stuck in dog shit!
"Yo, you didn't tease my wife again? Bastard, you bumped into my wife, if you apologize to me, I don't care, I dare to peep at my wife? Do you know where Lao Tzu is mixed up, Lao Tzu is mixed in the area of Zhongshan Bridge in the East China Sea, and people give him the stunned Qing nicknamed Zhongshan Bridge Yiba, nicknamed Han Jinlong. ”
"Offend me Han Jinlong, I'm afraid you are a leather sofa, right?"
Xie Lang is simply a leader of the underworld at this moment, with a hideous face on his face, and a suit sets off his image of a scoundrel.
Smack!
As he spoke, Xie Lang shook a few more big ears.
Uncle Nase was obviously beaten by Xie Langqu, "Wrong, little brother, I'm wrong, don't fight...... It was me who was wrong. ”
"Then you say, what is wrong with you?"
"I......... I shouldn't ...... Voyeurism...... Your wife!"
"And what!
"It's... It was me who accidentally knocked your wife while driving, I was wrong~ Your wife didn't touch the porcelain party, I deliberately bumped into your wife just now, and then came to talk to her, little brother, it's all my fault!"
"That's pretty much it. ”
"Wife, come here!" Xie Lang turned around and shouted at Wang Xian'er.
"Ahh What are you doing..."
Wang Xian'er has been completely petrified, and her whole brain is confused, and she doesn't know what happened.
"Wife, how much does your dress cost. ”
"Oh, 150,000, what's wrong?"
"~ How many are there??" Xie Lang thought his ears were wrong.
Xie Lang originally thought that if he touched the porcelain, he would forget about it.
Who knew that this chick would open her mouth for 150,000!!
Nima, a dress of 150,000, you seem to be teasing me.
"Did you hear that? Fifteen hundred, bring it!" Xie Lang turned his head to look at the old man on the ground, looking fierce.
"Brother Lang, Brother Lang~~" Wang Xian'er pulled Xie Lang's clothes again, "My dress is 150,000..."
"I know! ”
Under Xie Lang's coercion, Uncle Nase immediately took out 1,500 yuan and gave it to Xie Lang, and then got up and got into the car in embarrassment. He just wants to leave quickly now, and it will be a nightmare for him to meet a pair of shameless porcelain men and women today.
There was a "ding" sound, and as the guy gave the money and left, the system voice came.
Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for touching a handsome porcelain in front of the beauty, and rewarding the porcelain points +50! At present, the remaining porcelain points are 110. ”
"Ding!"
Congratulations to players for acquiring the League of Legends River King Tam Kenchi Skill - "Feast"
Feast: When players unleash their skills for 50 points, they become a river king (a giant toad) with a tongue that can be used to lick teammates or devour enemies!
Note: When the player thinks that the opponent is their teammate, they can swallow the teammate on the battlefield and restore the minor injuries of the teammate.
Damn, what kind of skill is this, you can actually lick your teammates?
Xie Lang opened his mouth wide, as if he didn't expect that the system would reward him with the skill of the king of the river!
Wait, turn into a toad, lick your teammates, and devour enemies?
There seems to be something wrong~~