Originally, Zhang Wuwei only considered the difference between men and women, so he refused Zhang Yan, but his words had another deep meaning in Niu Xiaojuan's ears.

Niu Xiaojuan completely misinterpreted Zhang Wuwei's meaning, and shyly agreed: "Yes, Zhang Yan, otherwise let me stay, you guys are really not very good at serving people." ”

"You mean it's more appropriate to find a woman to serve you, right?" Zhang Yan ignored Niu Xiaojuan and asked Zhang Wuwei directly in a more dignified tone.

Zhang Wuwei hurriedly said: "No, no." Why are you embarrassed to trouble Sister Juan, let's let Yan Yan stay, it's more convenient for all men. ”

Niu Xiaojuan didn't give up because of the refusal of the two, and said, "Let's eat first, and discuss other things later." ”

After Zhang Yan and Niu Xiaojuan finished speaking, they respectively picked up the thermos buckets they brought, and coincidentally, the two of them cooked pork ribs and egg flower porridge.

As if he had foreseen the impending tragedy, Zhang Wuwei immediately focused all his attention on the thermos bucket, trying to find out the difference between the two servings of pork rib porridge, so as to find a suitable excuse to refuse one of them.

However, the two girls had already brought the porridge to him, and he still couldn't find any difference.

The two bowls of porridge are only slightly different in the size of the pork ribs, and if you don't look closely, you will even think that the two bowls of porridge are copied and pasted.

Niu Xiaojuan spoke first: "Yan Yan, you still let me eat my bowl without doing anything, you see I have cooked a whole bucket." ”

Niu Xiaojuan, who was originally well-intentioned, didn't expect her words to reach Zhang Yan's ears, which was simply a naked provocation.

Zhang Yan immediately shot back expressionlessly: "I cook a lot, and I know my brother's taste better than you, he definitely likes to drink my cooking more." ”

"You're a boy after all, I think I'm better at cooking. Niu Xiaojuan didn't understand the hostility in Zhang Yan's tone at all, and unconsciously formed a counterattack.

Zhang Yan shot back angrily: "I often cook by myself, and my skills are much better than ordinary women." ”

"Uh, let's stop fighting......" Zhang Wuwei saw that Zhang Yan's momentum was getting stronger and stronger, and weakly persuaded him.

"Who do you want to eat?" The two women found a breakthrough and asked Zhang Wuwei in unison. The only difference is that Niu Xiaojuan asks gentle questions, while Zhang Yan is more like a jealous fighter.

Zhang Wuwei, who was given the power to make decisions, really regretted his intestines, and deeply realized that it was really a bad habit to mess with other people's words.

Just as he was in a dilemma, the door to the hospital room slammed open.

The three of them turned their heads to see that the door was squeezed open by the little nurses holding mobile phones in the hallway.

Zhang Wuwei has long been accustomed to this situation, and he doesn't need to think about it to know that they are patting Zhang Yan, so he turned to Zhang Yan and said: "Yan Yan, if you are really good for me, give the porridge you cook to those nurses, they eat your porridge and take good care of me." ”

Zhang Yan asked a little unhappily: "Taking care of you is what they should do, why do you want me to please them with porridge!"

"It's still the doctor's job to treat the sick and save people, is it okay not to stuff red envelopes? Isn't this the kind of society now? You listen to my brother's words and go quickly. ”

"Hmph!" Zhang Yan had no choice but to walk to the door with the porridge.

The little nurse, who was still very embarrassed, immediately became excited, and couldn't help but let out a subtle scream, and at the moment of receiving the porridge, two of the most nymphomaniac almost fainted on the spot.

Niu Xiaojuan in the ward took the opportunity to smile ambiguously at Zhang Wuwei, and secretly gave a thumbs up and praised: "There is really a way." ”

After eating a meal without danger, Zhang Yan, who was still making an awkward fuss about the porridge, sat on the sofa and said nothing, Niu Xiaojuan was also embarrassed to continue to talk about the topic of the day in the presence of a third party, and poor Zhang Wuwei was left in the ward talking nonsense from east to west.

Zhang Wuwei suddenly felt a rush as he spoke, and hurriedly endured the pain and tried to move his arm, but he couldn't move at all.

After holding his breath for more than ten minutes, he felt that his bladder was on the verge of bursting, but what made him desperate was that Niu Xiaojuan had no intention of leaving.

Whether it was bedwetting or asking Zhang Yan for help, Zhang Wuwei once again stood at the crossroads of life.

After another minute, Zhang Wuwei couldn't hold back anything.

In order to prevent a lifelong laughing stock, he decisively chose to ask for help. "Dude...... I think...... Go to the toilet. ”

"Huh? ah...... I'll help you go. Zhang Yan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted.

Niu Xiaojuan hurriedly stopped: "Don't move! The doctor said that you have to lie still for 24 hours before you get out of bed, otherwise the wound on your stomach will crack open." ”

Zhang Wuwei asked anxiously, "Then what should I do?"

"You ask your brother to help you...... Wouldn't it be nice to take it out and put it in the night pot, you wait, I'll buy it for you now. After Niu Xiaojuan finished speaking, she ran out of the ward.

Zhang Wuwei and Zhang Yan glanced at each other, and then looked away in embarrassment.

It's just that the stronger urge to urinate made Zhang Wuwei completely powerless to resist, so he could only open his mouth again and begged: "Yan Yan, while Sister Juan is not there, help me go to the toilet, I don't have to worry about my stomach." ”

"Didn't you listen to Sister Juan, your wound will burst. ”

"The doctor said 24 hours, didn't I have the surgery yesterday? It's been 36 hours now, and I'm sure I'll be fine." ”

"No, what if it cracks! Since my aunt handed you over to me, I will take care of you. Zhang Yan's words and the expression on his face obviously showed the opposite look.

"You mean you really want to help me...... Pull out...... Take it out?" Zhang Wuwei originally wanted to scare Zhang Yan, but when the words came to his mouth, he couldn't help but stammered in embarrassment.

Zhang Yan said as if he was really open-minded: "Let's dig it, let's wait for Sister Juan to come back." ”

Zhang Wuwei saw that he couldn't make a plan, so he had to make another plan, and said: "Am I wrong? Yan Yan, you don't understand our man, if you really help me take it out, I won't be able to pee." I beg you to help me to the toilet, or I'll be peeing right now." ”

"You ......" Zhang Yan was also so angry that he didn't know what to say.

Zhang Wuwei could see that Zhang Yan had been shaken, and added while the iron was hot: "Yan Yan is good, the main thing is that even if I use the night pot, I have to turn sideways, right? ”

"Okay......"

Zhang Yan, who was speechless, carefully shook the back of the hospital bed, staring at Zhang Wuwei's face without blinking, for fear that his movements would hurt him if he moved quickly.

In order to reassure Zhang Yan, Zhang Wuwei always had a smile on his face.

Although he was really in pain, especially his knife wounds and cracked ribs, which were very unsuitable for bending, he knew that he must not show it, otherwise Zhang Yan would definitely be very distressed.

Finally let Zhang Wuwei become a sitting position, Zhang Yan walked to his side more carefully than when he shook the bed, half-squatted down and pressed his left armpit with his shoulder, and then gathered all his strength to his legs, carrying him a little bit up straight.

After completing this series of difficult movements, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Zhang Wuwei was already sweating in pain, and he pretended to be casual and said: "Yes, this is our face, it may not be so stable to change the old man, and the kung fu is really not in vain." ”

Zhang Wuwei, whose legs were not injured, walked to the toilet smoothly, only to realize that he couldn't move his arms and couldn't even take off his pants.

I had to turn my head to look at Zhang Yan, who had his back to him, and said curtly: "Yan Yan, you...... Can you pull my pants for me?"

"Oh......" Zhang Yan agreed intermittently, came behind Zhang Wuwei, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and pulled his loose hospital gown pants to his knees.

At this moment, Zhang Wuwei, who couldn't pee out of the toilet at this moment, finally understood what it was like to say that "someone looks at me and can't pee".

He used to think that those people were too hypocritical, and he didn't know that this was really the case until it really happened to him.

It didn't take long for the sound of water to come from the toilet.

Zhang Yan turned his back to the toilet and waited until the sound of water stopped, and then asked, "Okay?"

Zhang Wuwei replied even more embarrassedly: "Okay, you ...... Help me lift my pants again. ”

"You...... Are you shaking?" With the only little understanding of men, Zhang Yan threw out a very sharp question.

Zhang Wuwei was so scorched by thunder that he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "I said, you pretended to be a man successfully enough, you can even remember this, I don't have a hand to move now, I shake my fart, I shake ......."

It's a pity that he can only think about these words in his heart, and he still has to explain: "Don't ask if it's okay if you don't understand, you don't have to shake every time, help me lift my pants." ”

"Oh......" The same as when he took off his pants, Zhang Yan grabbed Zhang Wuwei's waistband and lifted his pants up suddenly.

"Hiss......" The rubber band that should have been stuck by the two round things rubbed against them, and Zhang Wuwei couldn't help but gasp in pain.

Zhang Yan asked nervously, "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?"

Zhang Wuwei complained and shouted in his heart: "It's not just me, even my son has been hurt by you!" But he could only say: "No, no, help me go back." ”

He said that it was okay, but in his heart he secretly decided that no matter what accidents there were from now on, he would never let this sister with a lot of force help him go to the toilet.

At this time, Niu Xiaojuan had already bought a night pot and came back, and happened to meet the two of them coming out of the toilet, and said a little unhappily: "Why are you two so disobedient? Hurry back to bed and rest." ”

Zhang Wuwei explained with a hippie smile: "Sister Juan, don't be angry, I'm just afraid that the night pot will smell too bad in the house, so I think it's better to go to the toilet." ”

Niu Xiaojuan looked at Zhang Wuwei and smiled, so she had to persuade patiently: "Do you have to use it again?" ”

Zhang Wuwei asked innocently: "But when I wake up again, I have been lying quietly for 48 hours, and I can't go to the ground?"

"You...... You wait for me!" Niu Xiaojuan said and walked towards the outside of the ward.

Zhang Wuwei hurriedly asked, "Sister Juan, why are you going?"

"Retreat the night pot!"