Chapter 330: The Difference Between Men and Women
"You all remember this trick to cut off your children and grandchildren, right?"
"Remember ......" Although they are a little speechless, they can't remember it so simply, and their IQ balance is really insufficient. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Anna nodded and said, "Okay, I'll teach you the second trick." ”
"Ji-yeon, what would you do if you met a man you hated face-to-face, and he still had thoughts that were not good for you?"
Zhiyan said: "Of course it's to put him down, if it's head-on, first take a step or two back to open up the distance, and then depending on the situation, he will punch with his legs." ”
"Well, your reaction is correct, when you encounter a man with a bad intention, the first thing to do is to open a dangerous distance and then attack. But that's what you do for girls who know how to fight, and most girls don't know how to fight! ”
"The second trick of women's self-defense, insert eyes. ”
"Plugging eyes?"
"That's right. Quickly plug it in with two fingers. Anna smiled and nodded, "The eyes are always one of the weakest places in the human body, believe me, as long as the eyes of the person in front of you are inserted by you, the effect is guaranteed to be no worse than kicking the ball." ”
"Dandan......"
"Ouch, don't worry about those details!" Anna said with a smile on her face: "Have you remembered, plug in your eyes." ”
"Remembered. ”
Anna smiled: "Actually, there is another way, if there is a guy who has a bad heart towards you like you stretches out his hand, you can grab his little thumb and use the strength of his whole body to break it in one direction, even if the strength is small, the strength of the whole body is enough to break the little finger bone of an adult man." ”
"That's a good idea!" the girls smiled and accepted, this trick was normal compared to kicking the balls and inserting their eyes at every turn.
"Okay, you can learn these three tricks first, and the rest will be taught to you later. Anna smiled faintly. "Hey Yigu, your physical fitness is good among girls, but the difference between men and women is there, and there are places where you really can't compare with men. ”
"Yes!" Yun'er said with some jealousy: "I feel that the benefits are all taken up by men, not to mention the rest, it is to torture women to death and come back to life in those days of the month, and those men don't have to go through this." ”
"And that's not all!" Yu Li also said, "It's a little scary to think about pregnancy, it's more than nine months, nine months with a belly, and you have to go through the severe pain of giving birth, if you encounter a difficult birth, you will be miserable, what about those men? you don't have to go through any pain......"
"That's it, anyway, I must be reincarnated as a man in my next life. ”
"Well, don't be envious or jealous. Anna smiled and said, "In my opinion, God's attitude towards men and women is fair and fair, and unfair is not fair." ”
"Excuse me, can you explain?" asked Yun'er obediently raising her hand.
Anna smiled: "Men have some advantages over us girls on the outside, with good physique, great strength, and strong bodies...... I don't have our big aunt who is a cheating father, and I don't have to have children in the future.
But this is also doomed, most of the physical work has to belong to them, and we girls are doing those light jobs or clerical work.
Men have to do heavy work when they are in good health, and women do easy work when they have little strength.
"It seems like that...... So, men and women are about the same, right?"
"Of course not, there is a big difference between men and women. Anna replied.
"What's the difference?" asked Sika.
Anna said: "The most significant thing is, of course, the physical difference! Generally speaking, men have one more advantage than women, and women have two more advantages than men, but women have one more hole than men, and in other words, one advantage offsets one strength, and another advantage offsets one hole, it seems to be about ......the same."
"Advantages, strengths, vulnerabilities?" Yun'a looked confused, "What's that?"
"Of course, the so-called advantages and loopholes are ......" Anna's evil gaze swept between Yuna's chest and legs, and an inexplicable expression appeared on her face.
“…… Ernie, you are so!" After a long time, Yun'er finally understood what Anna was talking about, and was looked at those two places by Anna's embarrassed eyes, and her hot gaze made her not only blush, but instinctively protected the important places, and looked at Anna with a look of shame.
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The girls also reacted, but they didn't understand it, and they also knew what Anna was talking about under the explanation of others, and they all looked at Anna with perverted eyes for a while.
"Why are you looking at me like that, I'm just telling the truth. Anna smiled and said, "Let's talk about the other differences! ”
"I'll tell you what I know!"
"First, a man becomes bad only when he is rich, and if a man is a good man, then he must have no money. On the contrary, a woman is rich only when she becomes bad, and if a woman is bad, then she must be rich. ”
"Women are called juniors, and there are also juniors and juniors...... But when a man is raised, he is called a little white face. ”
"Men and women are often called amorous seeds, or stallions. Women and men are called sluts!"
"A woman's weakness is called pitiful, and a man's weakness is called unmanly. ”
"Women are called bold, and men are called sissies. ”
"Women are short and petite and delicate, and men are short and third-degree cripples. ”
"When a woman grows fat, she is called plump, and when a man grows fat, she is called a fat man. ”
"It's normal for women to wear makeup, and it's also called sissy for men to wear makeup. ”
"A woman's short hair is called a man's head, and a man's long hair is called an artist's head. ”
"Girls walking arm-in-arm are good sisters, and men walking arm-in-arm are. ”
"It's normal for a woman to wear men's clothes, and it's perverted for a man to wear women's clothes. ”
"There will be nothing for a girl to walk into the men's bathroom, and a man will be perverted when he walks into the women's bathroom, and he will be beaten half to death. ”
"A man forcibly having sex with a woman is called QJ, and there is nothing wrong with a woman forcibly having sex with a man. ”
"Women will be comforted when they cry, and men will be despised when they cry. ”
"It is good for the woman to come, and to send the man to death. ”
"Women scream the most poisonous women's hearts, and men scream that they are not poisonous and not husbands. ”
"When a woman sweats, it is called fragrant sweat, and when a man sweats, it is called stinky sweat. ”
"A woman is like a glass of water, pure on the outside and purer on the inside, and a man is like a mango, yellow on the outside and even more yellow on the inside. ”
"A woman looks for a man who loves her, and a man looks for the woman he loves. ”
"Men focus on careers, women focus on love. ”
"Looking around on the street is for men with bad intentions, and women looking around for good eyes. ”
"Men conquer the world, women conquer men. ”
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"Sisters, now you know how big the difference is between men and women, right?"
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"Of course, the biggest difference is the advantages, strengths, and vulnerabilities I just mentioned, you have to remember. ”
"Die, Anna, you big pervert. ”
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