At half past eight, the male host saw that the time had come and announced the start of treasure appreciation.

The first was the welcome speech from the local leader.

Then the organizer Chaoxia District Government leaders, talked about the significance of the event, Kowloon was concerned about the treasure appreciation link, and the leaders could not listen to the speech.

The scene lasted for nearly an hour, and finally got to the point.

"1# Collection, Nine Dragons Bi Strange Stone, 'Double Dragon Playing Pearl', please comment on experts. The host raised his voice and said.

Expert Zhang is short-sighted, and his eyes are glaring: "This stone is rectangular, the picture is too mixed, I can't see where Ssangyong is, it's out." ”

Expert Li held a magnifying glass in his hand and looked left and right: "I understand what the treasure master means, the upper end can barely see the dragon head, but the other dragon can't see it at all, and it's out." ”

Expert Wang's eyes squinted at 45 degrees: "Take such a stone too, waste time, and get out." ”

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2# collection out.

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3# collection is out.

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"Next is 10#, 'Li Bai Viewing Waterfall', please comment on experts. ”

Expert Zhang: "This collection is a bit interesting, a figure in ancient costume, plus a waterfall, has a meaning, but the proportion of the picture is not coordinated, and it is out." ”

Expert Li: "This picture reminds me: 'The flying stream goes straight down 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days.'" These two lines of poetry are too flavorful, but unfortunately the characters are too small and out. ”

Expert Wang: "A black line wants to be a waterfall and treat us as fools? ”

Lashi was looking forward to it with his neck stretched, but he was shouted out by the three experts, knowing that there was no play, and he hung his head.

Kowloon patted Lashi on the shoulder as a sign of comfort, at the very least, the expert's comments were not outrageous.

"20# Collection, 'Plum Blossoms Rejoice in the Snow,' Please comment on the experts. ”

Expert Zhang: "This plum blossom stone is indeed very distinctive, black and white, white plum blossoms, vivid image, durable, and with the white snow, absolutely, selected." ”

Cheng Wucai heard the word "selected" and a smile appeared on his face.

Expert Li: "Plum blossoms, distinct branches, black background against the snow, wonderful! ”

Cheng Wucai heard the word "selected" again, and couldn't help but show a smug look, and glanced at Kowloon angrily, boy, look at me.

These five experts, all over eighty years old, don't seem to be in vain, they know the goods, as long as one more person passes, Cheng Wu is looking forward to it.

Jiulong saw Cheng Wucai's eyes, and expressed his admiration in his heart, this Cheng Wucai has been playing with stones for four or five years, and his experience is a bargain, and it is not surprising that he can be recognized by experts, he stretched out his thumb to Cheng Wucai and congratulated him.

Expert Wang waited for a long time before he had a chance to perform, he stood up and stretched, and said in a pure BJ tone: "What's good, the picture is too full, there is a lack of white space, and you are out." ”

The snow is all over the sky, the representative is full, it just coincides with the picture, what kind of bullshit expert, how to interpret it like this, Cheng Wucai is angry, his eyes are wide, he really wants to knock this expert down, but he thinks, only one will not pass, it has nothing to do with the overall situation, forgive this person's ignorance.

Expert Zhao asked Miss Manners to put the stone closer, and he touched it left and right: "The name of the treasure master: 'Plum blossoms are happy with snow,' is taken from the poem of Commissar Mao, and the next sentence is 'It is not strange to freeze flies to death.'" This name is too unlucky, does not meet the naming standards, and is out. ”

I only gave the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence can't be beaten, this expert is sick! Cheng Wucai couldn't sit still, now two to two, it seems to be hanging, he frowned, stared at the stage, just look at the last expert.

Jiulong is also worried about Wucai, this situation is changing rapidly, and I don't know what will happen next.

Expert Hou stood up, raised his crutches and pointed at this stone: "This stone is indeed a good stone, whether it is the picture or the name, I think it is very appropriate, and it meets the standard of a good stone." When Expert Hou said this, he glanced at the audience and took a sip of Gutian green tea.

Cheng Wucai heard this, a burst of ecstasy, a smile appeared on his face, this expert commented professionally, did not disappoint, he eagerly waited for the other party to say the word "selected".

"But," Expert Hou finished drinking tea, slowly, and the conversation changed, "We are collecting the best strange stones for the Olympic Games this time, and this stone is still far from this standard, and it is out." ”

Uncle, don't you toss people like this, okay, the first half of the sentence lifted me to the sky, and the second half of the sentence directly stepped on the flatten, isn't this a whole person? Cheng Wucai was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, what are these experts, they are all fooling.

It seems that it is wrong not to listen to Mr. Qian's words, he has been persuading himself not to participate, saying that this activity is a bureau, and if you go, you will be sent to death, and sure enough.

He really wanted to flee immediately, but seeing that the collection of Kowloon had not yet appeared, he did not move, and he still wanted to see how this play would be sung!

Jiulong has never experienced such twists and turns, carefully pondering the expert comments, and they are all in place, even Cheng Wucai's good stone will be out, and it looks like it is already hanging.

Seeing Cheng Wucai's face flushed, his fists clenched, and he wanted to hit someone, Jiulong also felt sorry for him, what can be done about this? All experts have the final say.

"23# collection, 'a generation of monks', please comment on experts. ”

The host is still shouting in his nourishing baritone, and the cameraman of the TV station is also shooting without losing any time.

When Kowloon heard the name of his collection, his spirits lifted, and he stared at the treasure and listened carefully.

Expert Zhang pointed to this stone: "This stone is the best stone I have ever seen in the Nine Dragons of the Character Stone, whether it is the proportions of the body, or the look of the head down, representing the Buddha's way of vipassana, cultivation, there are two naughty children on the left side of the monk, as if listening to the Dharma, the picture is clear, the sense of interaction is strong, great, selected." ”

When Jiulong heard this, he didn't show a look of joy, what happened to Cheng Wucai just now made him feel palpitations, so he could only look down quietly.

Expert Li tilted his head: "Although this stone is good, it promotes a Buddhist spirit, which is incompatible with the Olympic spirit and is out." ”

Cheng Wucai heard this, and felt a little comforted, you Huang Jiulong has only been playing with stones for more than half a year, and you want to surpass me, no way.

Jiulong is a little puzzled, the spirit of Buddhism is to persuade people to be good, why is it not good, whether this expert understands Buddhism or not, it is really a mess.

Expert Wang didn't squint this time, and kept nodding his head, like a chicken cutting rice: "Put down the butcher's knife, become a Buddha on the spot, and be selected." ”

Jiulong felt incredible, this Wang expert didn't talk much, bubbling in front, it was all the word "out", how did he look at this stone, put down the butcher's knife.

Cheng Wucai wondered even more, what kind of eyes, isn't it good to choose the Buddha today? Even the theme is wrong, and he is embarrassed to stay on the stage, this expert is a second goods, and he doesn't understand bullshit at all.

Expert Zhao stood up and waved his hand: "I don't have to say the image of the senior monk, but the image of the two naughty boys on the lower left is blurred, like naughty boys and monkeys, this is too far from the requirements of the best, out!"

Jiulong listened to Expert Zhao's explanation, it seemed to be reasonable, and he felt that something was wrong, so he was said to be confused and very frustrated.

Cheng Wucai showed an imperceptible smile on his face, it seems that Jiulong's situation is the same as mine, it is not much better, this expert is still a little reliable, and all of a sudden, his heart is balanced.

Expert Hou took another sip of tea, seemed to drink the end of the tea leaves, and spit out: "I think, whether it is a monkey or a naughty child, can be influenced to become a Buddha, the Buddha did not also influence the monkey? Besides, now advocating a harmonious society, Buddhism pays attention to compassion, and the pursuit is the same. 'Selected!'

With this "selection", the scene resounded with warm applause, at first everyone kept hearing the sound of out, they were accustomed to it, and the noise came and went, especially the exit of the talented Cheng Wucai, everyone was even more hopeless, but they didn't expect to be unpopular here.

Lashi was also very surprised, his mouth opened wide, and when he reacted, he immediately high-fived Kowloon and celebrated.

He admires Jiulong too much, he devoted himself to the stone world, opened a stone museum, a lot of strange stones at home, even compared to this side of Jiulong, the most terrible thing, Jiulong is just an amateur playing stone, you can play famous, it can be seen, Jiulong's brain is easy to use, he can only rely on stones to eat, to be famous, it is difficult.

When Kowloon heard "selected", he couldn't help but wave his right arm, his index and middle fingers stretched out, making a victory gesture, and his feet involuntarily jumped high.

He is so cool, the pie in the world has come, he has worked hard for half a year, just waiting for this moment.

At this moment, he is especially grateful for the wonderful interpretation of the last expert, he usually plays with stones, and he also knows what is good about this stone, but he only knows how to speak terms such as very good, beautiful, and boutique, and he can't express it in concise language.

He saw that this expert Hou looked different, although he was eighty years old, he was burly, his voice was like a bell, and his long ears were over his shoulders, which was simply the reappearance of the Buddha, no wonder he studied Buddhism so much.

Jiulong's smile was written on his face, and although the treasure appreciation was not over yet, he was already very satisfied.

The confusion in this section has long since disappeared, and he really wants to sing loudly and spit it out.

He squinted at Cheng Wucai, but found that his seat was empty!

Cheng Wucai was already on the way back to Zhangping at this time, he drove the Wuling double-row small truck, the speed was fast, and he kept pressing the horn along the way, scolding the three-character scripture in his mouth, is there any reason for this?

It's really annoying just now, my own stone is the most distinctive in the local area, and it is consistent with the poetry of the great man, and the title full of positive energy is very in line with the requirements of the Olympic Games, how did it change its flavor in the hands of these experts.

Now advocating atheism, but actually choosing a monk, I have to say that it is in tune with the Olympic Games, even more annoying, Huang Jiulong has only been playing with stones for less than half a year, and his collection has been selected, where is my face gone, no, this thing is not over!

The inside story must be well exposed, and let the stone world see how dirty this so-called selection is.

Thinking of this, he was in a much better mood, and his speed slowed down, and his mind was full of thoughts about how to conceive this article.

Jiulong glanced around, but still didn't see Cheng Wucai, thinking to himself, he should have left beforehand, no matter what, continue to look down.