Chapter 20 No Profit
After discussing the matter of practicing martial arts, Zhang Wuwei, who had been tossing and suffering for a day, couldn't stand it anymore.
He wanted to go back to his room and go to sleep, but as soon as he pushed open the door and walked into the west wing, he was forced back to the courtyard by a choking sour smell. "Oh my God, what's going on in my house?"
Li Zhiqiu replied with a smile: "We forgot to tell you about this, your grandfather has recently fallen in love with raising birds, and he caught them." ”
"That's too much, even the bed is where I sleep?"
"Didn't I already tell you to put your luggage in the east room, and sleep there, of course. ”
"Where's Yan Yan?"
"Of course, I also sleep in the east room, is it necessary for you little couple to separate?"
When the shy Zhang Yan heard this, he immediately said goodnight to the three old men, lowered his head and ran into the east wing.
Zhang Wuwei didn't leave or stay at the moment, so he could only complain to his little grandmother Li Zhiqiu: "My own grandmother, I don't take you to play like this, I see that most of the birds in that house are ordinary sparrows, who raises birds and raises those things?"
"What's wrong with the sparrow, the sparrow is small, and it has all the organs. Li Zhiqiu retorted confidently.
"That's how you use that?"
Li Zhiqiu said very disapprerovingly: "I can use it as much as I want! No one Yan Yan said anything, why did you come from so much nonsense as a young man! You go to the hospital at the bottom of the mountain to have a look, every day there are high school students from the school next to them take their girlfriends to go for painless surgery, you say that you are in college, why are you still so unproductive!"
Zhang Wuwei asked with a smile and a smile: "Is that promising?"
Li Zhiqiu said impatiently: "Anyway, this is the situation now, if you don't like the noise and the smell of bird droppings, the West House and the backyard are up to you." ”
Zhang Ziqing, who was on the rocking chair, asked leisurely at this time: "If you really don't want to sleep, why don't you come and learn the basic mental method of the Infinite Realm with me now?"
"Are you old fools? Learn a fart so late, come back to the house with me to sleep. Li Zhiqiu flashed to her husband Zhang Ziqing's side with a sigh, grabbed his ears and dragged him into the main room.
A gust of mountain wind blew, and Zhang Wuwei, who was left alone in the courtyard, couldn't help but shiver, and his dislocated right shoulder was trembling, which brought him a sharp pain, and he screamed "oops" in pain.
Zhang Yan seemed to hear Zhang Wuwei's voice, pushed open the door and persuaded: "Brother, come in, I have a new bed in this room, it's quite big." ”
Zhang Wuwei could see that Zhang Yan was forced to endure the words of shame, but at the moment, he thought that there was no other way than to follow up, so he had to encourage himself in his heart while walking: "It's okay, that's my wife, and it should be ...... to sleep together."
Walking into the east wing with difficulty, Zhang Wuwei saw the brand-new mahogany bed with a width of more than two meters at a glance.
At this time, Zhang Yan had already taken off his fake beard, and was sitting on the edge of the bed like a virtuous little daughter-in-law, sorting out the luggage of the two.
It wasn't until she folded all the clothes and put them in the closet that she lowered her head and climbed into the bed.
Zhang Yan waited for a while, but Zhang Wuwei still didn't move, so he had to persuade like a mosquito and a fly: "Brother, come over and sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow to practice." ”
"Oh...... Good. ”
Zhang Wuwei sat on the edge of the bed in embarrassment, and shouted in his heart while taking off his shoes: "God, tell me, should I continue to wait or accept the kindness of my little grandmother to score on base......
But before he could come up with the result, Miao Miao, who had been sitting on his left shoulder, got impatient and jumped into the middle of the whole bed.
Zhang Wuwei, who had no choice, was a little lost, and couldn't help but peek at Zhang Yan, only to see that she closed her eyes tightly, and squeezed out the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes.
In order to alleviate the awkward atmosphere, Zhang Wuwei asked playfully: "Wife, is she sleeping here, don't you give your husband a goodnight kiss?"
"Who...... Who's your wife. Zhang Yan arrogantly denied it, turned around and pressed his violently undulating chest desperately.
"Of course it's you, hehe. Zhang Wuwei exerted the spirit of a dead face, stretched out his left hand, which only had a few fingers exposed, and gently put it on Zhang Yan's waist.
Zhang Yan felt the touch on his waist and his heart beat faster, and he almost fainted, so he hurriedly raised his other hand to cover his heart.
As the moon climbed into the night sky, the nervous and excited mood of the two slowly subsided, and they fell asleep one after another.
slept until dawn, and when Zhang Wuwei opened his eyes, Zhang Yan was no longer in the room.
Jiang Xinyue heard her grandson's voice, walked into the room from the courtyard and said, "Get up quickly, everyone Yan Yan has helped me make breakfast, and then look at you." ”
Zhang Wuwei defended coquettishly: "I'm a patient." ”
Sitting at the stone table in the middle of the courtyard, Zhang Wuwei looked at Zhang Yan, who was busy in the kitchen, and was shocked to find that her breasts had grown to the level of a B cup overnight.
Li Zhiqiu, who was sitting next to him, seemed to know what his grandson was thinking, and explained with a smile: "Don't you know that there is a thing called chest binding? In the future, you remember to persuade Yan Yan not to bring it when no one is around, that thing is not good for your health." ”
Zhang Wuwei realized that Zhang Yan had always relied on chest binding to "maintain his figure", and he nodded subconsciously with the bandeau cloth in his head, and suddenly realized that he couldn't manage it, and quickly shook his head in embarrassment, seeing Li Zhiqiu smirking evilly on the side.
After the family had breakfast, Zhang Ziqing led his grandson to the stone table in the backyard, made an extremely perfunctory demonstration, and pushed him onto the stone table.
What Zhang Wuwei didn't expect was that as soon as he stepped on one foot, the desktop immediately tilted, and he was so frightened that he quickly retreated to the stone bench.
Zhang Wuwei first glanced at his grandfather suspiciously, and then slowly squatted down and looked at the stone table, it turned out that the table top and the pier under it were not one, and he couldn't help complaining: "Grandpa, you play Lai, you use light skills to walk on it, right?
"If you can't bear this bitterness, go back to being a nerd, huh!" Very rarely, Zhang Ziqing lost the breath of an old naughty boy, and replaced it with an unquestionable majesty.
Zhang Wuwei saw that his grandfather seemed to be a different person, and even suspected that he was dreaming.
But at the moment, he was not in the mood to study what medicine his grandfather had taken, so he could only step on the stone table again with trepidation.
Walking on the stone table like walking on thin ice for a while, Zhang Wuwei touched the method.
He found that as long as he could step into the outline of those footprints accurately, the table would be very stable, and these footprints were the kind of basic footwork that his aunt Yan Liying had taught him at his uncle's house.
Zhang Ziqing observed quietly for more than half an hour, and felt that his grandson had adapted to it, so he taught him to memorize the basic mental mantra of the Infinite Realm.
At the beginning, Zhang Wuwei was sweating after walking for less than ten minutes.
On the one hand, it was because of the sun exposure, and on the other hand, because every time he was distracted and memorized the mantra, he would step on the wrong side, and when he stepped on the wrong table, the table would shake, shaking and shaking his dislocated right shoulder was painful.
Jiang Xinyue, who had been sitting in the house and watching her grandson, was really distressed now, picked up the wooden comb in her hand and threw it to Zhang Ziqing on the stone bench with all her might.
Hearing the sound of breaking wind behind his head, Zhang Ziqing hurriedly turned his body sideways and caught the wooden comb that flew like a bullet without danger.
Zhang Ziqing glanced at his wife helplessly, turned to his grandson and said, "You practice here, remember to memorize the mental method first." ”
When her husband returned to the house from the backyard, Jiang Xinyue immediately greeted and persuaded: "Old man, otherwise, let's wait for my sister to come back from collecting medicine and then let Wuwei practice, you see that the child hurts." ”
"I won't let her do anything when she comes back. Zhang Ziqing pretended to stroke his beard profoundly.
Jiang Xinyue immediately rolled up her sleeves. "What did you say?"
Zhang Ziqing was so frightened that he hurriedly pointed at Zhang Wuwei and explained: "Wife, listen to me, do you remember how long it took us to correct the problem of good treatment of the upper body? ”
"But don't you also want Wuwei and Yan Yan to have a round house as soon as possible? How can Wuwei be like this, in case his qualifications are worse, when will we wait?"
"With the genes of our family's goodness and the Chen family's kid, how can Wuwei's qualifications be poor, wife, you can look at it with peace of mind. ”
"My sister knows about it, and she's going to have to clean you up. Jiang Xinyue snorted coldly.
Zhang Ziqing hurriedly begged: "You have to take care of this wife, you are the master of our harem." ”
"I don't care. In my sister and I's hearts, only our great-grandson is the number one priority, and everything else has to come back in line!"
Zhang Ziqing hurriedly nodded. "Anyway, you have to believe me, I miss my great-grandson too. ”
"Hmph, I don't see it at all. By the way, let me ask you about the matter, did you help him solve the few little tails that Wuwei brought up the mountain yesterday or drove them away?"
"Of course, if you drive them away, these people should be left to Wuwei to solve. If you let the people of the Hidden Martial Alliance know that I am working with these juniors, you must not laugh at me to death!"
"I take care of my old face all day long! I tell you, if my precious grandson is hurt by them again, I will not be done with you!"
Jiang Xinyue's dissatisfied white husband glanced at it, walked out of the room to the well in the courtyard, and took a large glass of cool well water to the backyard.
"Wuwei, come and drink some water and rest for a while. ”
"Well, I won't go down, you can feed me. Zhang Wuwei stopped and squatted down in the center of the stone table.
"You kid, this practice is not an overnight thing, don't worry about taking your time. Jiang Xinyue fed her grandson water with one hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the other.
After drinking a sip of cold and sweet well water, Zhang Wuwei only felt refreshed. "Hah...... If you can be a minute earlier, it is a minute earlier, although I don't know when I will be able to practice, but at least I must do it as soon as possible so as not to cause trouble to Yan Yan. ”
"Good boy. Then you practice, say whatever you want to eat at night, and grandma will make it for you. ”
Jiang Xinyue returned to her room after feeding her grandson water, and saw that the person lying in front of the window had become Li Zhiqiu. "My sister is back, where did the dead old man go?"
"I guess I'm hiding somewhere to cry. He told me what he thought, and I deducted his pocket money for a month. ”
"Haha, my sister is doing well. ”