"Pit, how could Lao Tzu waste fifty points in vain, exchange for the skin of the king of Pansen's bread, and make a cake for that stinky woman?"

Walking on the road, Xie Lang regretted and scolded at the same time, "Damn, it must be that I am obsessed, so I will waste my points to make a cake for her." Now it's okay, the 100 points that I have accumulated are all gone. ”

Xie Lang looked at the time from time to time, it was just over an hour before the task of touching the porcelain bear child, and it was getting dark at this time, so he didn't know where to find the bear child.

"Didi...... This one is a counterfeit. ”

Just as Xie Lang entered a supermarket and bought a pack of cigarettes to pay the bill, the sound of the money detector suddenly sounded, and with the prompt, the cashier looked at Xie Lang with a vigilant face.

"Uh... Could it be a machine failure. Xie Lang said with some tears and laughter.

Didi ...... This one is a counterfeit.

Xie Lang exchanged several hundred-yuan bills with a face, all of which indicated that they were counterfeit money.

"Your sister, you won't be so unlucky, right?" Xie Lang was in a state of confusion...

"Sir, I'm sorry, please come with us and don't get in the way of the customers in the back. A few security guards came over and made a "please", and the gaze on his face clearly showed that Xie Lang was very problematic.

"Wait, can I change WeChat to scan the code to pay the bill?"

"You pay the bill first, but I still hope you will cooperate with us, please come with us. ”

The two security guards seemed to regard Xie Lang as a habitual offender with counterfeit money, even if Xie Lang scanned the code to pay the bill, they stepped forward to hold Xie Lang up and forcibly took him to the supermarket's office.

Then, they began to take the instrument again and began to scan Xie Lang's body.

"I'm rubbing, you guys are restricting my freedom in life, I'm going to complain about you!" Being regarded as a thief by others, Xie Lang was of course unhappy.

"Take off your clothes!" one of the security guards said to Xie Lang in a commanding tone.

"What, undress?" Xie Lang was slightly stunned, "But I don't like men." ”

"I told you to take off your clothes and check your body, don't you understand the words?" The security guard glanced at Xie Lang with disdain.

"Wow, big brother, are you going to check my body? Okay, even if I used counterfeit money just now, I didn't pay the bill later?"

"Okay, if you don't take it off, then we'll take it off for you. ”

"That's it, I originally wanted you to take off your clothes and call things out, but now you don't want to give you face, don't blame us for taking things out and calling the police to arrest you later. Another security guard chimed in.

The next moment.

Just when one of the security guards touched Xie Lang's body, Xie Lang gritted his teeth, fell to the ground suddenly, and then rolled several times and rolled out of the office before stopping.

"Hey, hey, I hit someone, the security guard beat someone. Xie Lang shouted.

The two security guards glanced at Xie Lang and then at each other, with an indescribable confusion in their eyes.

What is this kid doing?

"Damn, Lao Tzu didn't steal anything, you security guards beat people, and there is no royal law. Xie Lang said arrogantly, and his voice was very loud.

Seeing that all the customers in the supermarket were gathered around, the two security guards were completely frightened when they saw this, and they still cared if this kid was a thief, "Brother, little brother, don't shout, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." ”

Heng, continue to give me Heng?

Anyway, Lao Tzu is shameless.

Bite!

The player "Xie Lang" is obscene to the bone marrow, triggering the passive porcelain touching task, and you will carry forward the porcelain touching even more! Points +50! At present, there are 50 remaining porcelain touching points!

Yo ~ casually touch a porcelain, and passively touch the porcelain points plus?

Hahaha, when I see people in the future, I will touch porcelain, which is simply touching porcelain in my hand~ I have it in the world.

For a while, the customers of the supermarket looked at each other and pointed here, and one of the security guards hurriedly came over and dragged Xie Lang, "Brother, get up quickly, don't make trouble, we still have to open the door to do business." ”

As the saying goes, people are shameless, invincible in the world, and they really have nothing to do with Xie Lang, who is completely shameless.

"Hmph, do you still suspect that I'm a thief?"

"We don't..."

Wow.

The security guard hadn't said anything yet, but the next moment, he saw Xie Lang standing up in front of everyone, anyway, the points were earned, and he didn't care about continuing to touch porcelain.

But as Xie Lang stood up, a future-sealed box in his jacket pocket fell to the ground.

"Huh?"

"At this time??"

"Durex... Glow-in-the-dark apple scent?"

"He... He actually stole ... Steal... Cover!"

"Ahem, ahem... Everyone, I want to say that this is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" Looking at the box of covers on the ground, Xie Lang really wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into.

"Shameless. How poor this man is, he even steals condoms. ”

"Yes, looking at his beautiful eyebrows, he would be this kind of person. ”

"It's so shameless, even if you use counterfeit money, I put up with stealing, I didn't expect to steal a sleeve!!"

"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"

"Scum, scum!"

One of the security guards gave Xie Lang a fierce look with extreme contempt.

When they saw Xie Lang using counterfeit banknotes all the time, they suspected that Xie Lang had bad intentions, and it was very likely that he was a thief + a habitual offender who used counterfeit banknotes.

No, as expected, a box of unopened condoms really fell out of him.

It's so shameless, is there anyone more shameless than him in the world?

No way~~

Xie Lang told a mute to eat Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.

He was pitted by the system.

The system rewarded him with a thousand yuan, but he didn't expect it to be a counterfeit banknote.

As for the box of sets, Xie Lang secretly "took" it in the hotel when he was swept away by the police.

That's right, it's stolen, don't do it in vain anyway, people have been taken away by sweeping pornography, and you always have to take something home, so it's not a loss.

This wave of decisiveness is not a loss, people swept me to prostitute chang, and my backhand was to steal a box of biyun sets.

Big money.

"Two big brothers, listen to my explanation, this box of sets is really not "taken" in your supermarket, you have to believe me, just look at the label. Xie Lang's face was so anxious that he was deformed, and he kept explaining to others.

"Hehehe, you have to explain, wait until the police come. ”

"Am I relying on you, right, and calling the police for this little thing?" Xie Lang was so angry that he was almost speechless.

Since being possessed by the porcelain system, although it is cool, it is corresponding... Nima, bad luck keeps coming after.

It seems that every time you pretend to be forced, you will be unlucky.

Could it be that this is the sequelae of pretending?

It can't be so pitiful, right?

After the police call was dialed, that is, in less than ten minutes, an aunt dressed as a waiter in the supermarket accompanied a female police officer to the scene

"Is that you?"

"Why are you again?"

When the female police officer and Xie Lang met their eyes, the two of them were stunned at the same time.

Maybe Xie Lang never dreamed that the female police officer who came was Wu Ye, who had just been separated from him not long ago!