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Li Jiujiang did persecute him, but it wasn't that serious.

But this Li Jiujiang targeted himself again and again.

This time he actually wanted to frame himself.

"I'm sorry for this, if it weren't for some coincidence, maybe you wouldn't know about it.

I told Li Jiujiang before that I didn't bow to him because I loved this land too much. Li Dabao said.

"Are there any good measures for the Sino-Korean Music Exchange Competition?" asked a little girl playfully.

"I haven't thought about this yet, because I've been dismissed, and it's still difficult to participate in this competition.

But I have more important things to do next, I am preparing to shoot "Love Apartment" and I am now preparing, and I am ready to officially start filming in March after the new year. Li Dabao said.

Naturally, he didn't miss any opportunity to promote his TV series.

At this time, an ugly-looking reporter with one missing front tooth said: "Master Bao, I heard that you are the smartest person in China, and I have a few things I want to ask you." ”

As a public figure, you must not judge people by their appearance.

But as soon as this guy spoke, Li Dabao felt that this guy was not only ugly, but also not very bright.

"Our community lawn is always trampled on, no matter what slogan is written, it is useless, do you always have any good ideas?"

Many reporters are a little anxious, where did this product come from?

Everyone asks serious questions, which one are you making trouble?

"I really have a lot of experience for the lawn, and you can write this slogan, today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave. ”

Du Zida, who was drinking water, squirted out all the water.

Although it is swearing, there is not a single dirty word, and there is no need to practice testing, and no one will ever step on the lawn from now on.

This is actually scolding, whoever steps on the lawn today will die tomorrow, and then this little grass will grow on his grave.

At this time, another person said: "Bao Ye, my wife is the principal of the middle school, and there is an iron gate at the school gate, which is always broken, and it has been replaced by ten a year."

It's that the last gate is an iron gate, but it's still broken. What kind of door do you think is more appropriate?"

Shangguan Qing'er really couldn't look at it and walked out.

This is a press conference, but it is not a routine.

Bao Ye is not a star now, he seems to be a maintenance worker in the property department who solves the life problems of the people.

"Why don't you install a glass one?" asked Li Dabao.

"You mean, if you install a glass one, someone else will use it carefully? I see.

Bao Ye, you are simply too smart. ”

"No, you misunderstood, the iron door is broken, it must be little by little, you can't find the person responsible, the glass is going to be broken, but it's all broken, and the door is broken but you have to pay for it. Li Dabao explained.

The crowd was speechless and .......

Bao Ye's thinking is different from others.

"My toilet ...... grandpa. ”

"Stop, brothers and sisters, let's talk about something meaningful.

Isn't it a waste of God's amazing talent for me to be so smart and always talking about these little things?

You know, I'm a big guy. Li Dabao said.

Li Dabao's words make people wonder, is this guy the Li Dabao who said he loves this land too much?

Why doesn't it look like it at all?

"The New Year is approaching, and I also have good news to tell you, I will also participate in this year's Spring Festival Gala, CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and invite me.

However, there are also some small conflicts between us, and CCTV actually asked me to sing.

Do you think this is strange?" Li Dabao said a little depressed.

The reporter was also a little dumbfounded.

Strange? It's not strange at all, isn't it nonsense? If you don't sing, do you still want to dance?

It's strange that they won't let you sing.

"In fact, I can see from my appearance that I am still a sketch actor, not only can I act, I can also make up a sketch, I can make up a sketch in a few minutes.

And it's all pretty good sketches. ”

Everyone was a little speechless.

This guy boasts good skills, and he doesn't know how to be ashamed.

"For me, singing is just the most common of many talents, and my best is directing.

Directing this TV series, I'm pretty sure that this should be a new genre. Li Dabao said.

The more you talk about it, the more boundless it becomes, and this makes up a new genre.

This is absolute.

It's also the quality of these reporters that is good, otherwise they would have gone up and punched him twice.

"It's almost the end of the year, shouldn't you go to rehearsal?" a reporter asked.

"Yes, a month ago, the staff informed me of the rehearsal, but I didn't think it was necessary, it was completely unnecessary, and it could be done in one day. Li Dabao said confidently.

"This time I participated in the Spring Festival Gala, this song is a song I gave to my girlfriend.

I'm going to prepare the most romantic courtship song for her, and I'm going to let everyone in China know that the youngest and most beautiful female president is my former classmate and my wife.

Speaking of Shangguan Qing'er, you may not know that she had a crush on me when we were classmates. ”