Chapter 263: Li Lei and Han Meimei
Lilei and Hanmeimei used to be characters in the 1993 edition of Renjiaosha's junior high school English textbook, and because this set of books has been used nationwide for more than eight years, the post-80s generation is very familiar with these two fictional peers. And when the post-80s generation began to bid farewell to their youth and walk out of campus one after another, and got married and had children one after another, someone suddenly remembered: "Eh, it seems that Li Lei and Han Meimei should get married and have a baby?"
As a "couple" known to hundreds of millions of people, these two names easily evoke everyone's memories, and more and more people join the army of nostalgia and gossip, analyzing the triangular relationship between Li Lei and Han Meimei, as well as Tom Green, the first male protagonist in the book.
It is a pity that the original textbook writers, under the guidance of the idea of "strictly preventing early love", did not arrange any plots and dialogues about their love life for them at all. Later, when someone on the Internet asked about the ending of Li and Han, Renjiao Society gave a regrettable and embarrassing ending: in the English extracurricular textbook "Paisi English" published by the latter, Hanmeimei is married and has children, her husband is called Hangang, and she has a son Hankeke and a daughter Hanxixi, and Lilei has become her child's teacher.
It's almost the first time the two meet after many years, and come to the background music of "kexinot temptation (unfortunately not you)".
Regarding this official setting, some people just sighed "Li Lei is so good, but Han Meimei doesn't like him", while more people don't like this ending, they have set up their own plots for these familiar people. Just like this wall, Li Lei and Han Meimei hugged each other intimately, and their lips and teeth depended on each other and their love was infinite.
Li Lei on the wall still has the flat short hair found in the old junior high school English textbook, wearing a white polo shirt decorated with horizontal stripes on the chest, and Han Meimei next to him still has short ear-length hair, and is also wearing a light blue shirt and sky blue dress.
The clothes and hairstyles of these two people have a strong flavor of the 90s, at that time, many junior high schools would have "discipline committee members" guarding the school gate to check the hair and clothing of students, and they must wear school uniforms with school emblems and school number plates, boys' hair can not be over the eyebrows, girls' long hair is not allowed to shawl short hair can not explode, once caught out of line hairstyle will be required to be corrected or even cut off on the spot. Even now, there are still some teachers in some schools who insist on being on the front line of "fighting against washing, scissors, blowing and killing Matt's brain pumping virus", and have smashed many "aristocratic" dreams with scissors and scissors many times.
As the author of this large graffiti, Atletico is not content to copy the simple elements of the textbook. The two people he wrote about the size of ordinary people retained the original facial contours and clothing styles to highlight the image recognition, but in addition to this, he also added many details to the image of the two: Li Lei's original somewhat round flat head has become a more popular hair inch, no longer round head and round head like a little monk, the trousers on the legs have also been truncated into cropped slacks, a mobile phone shell is exposed in the trouser pocket, and the shoes have also been replaced with more beautiful casual skateboards. The bangs and ends of Han Meimei's short hair have been carefully modified to become more delicate and playful, the extra-long dress has been truncated into a knee skirt, and she has also changed into a pair of mid-heeled sandals under her feet, and at this moment her toes are on tiptoe, and her face is full of happiness and gently looks up.
Although it is a graffiti, Atletico Madrid completely uses the technique of realistic style oil painting, which is the "painting method" he is good at, and his so-called painting technique is actually to turn on the printer mode, and then have e7u to control his arm muscle groups, use the brush in his hand as the printing needle of the dot matrix printer, and "output" the digital pictures in his mind to other media. Coupled with some visually misleading designs, most people will mistake this painting when they look at it from 5 meters away, thinking that there is indeed a pair of couples standing here who are kissing passionately.
And soon everyone recognized this pair, "Isn't it the legendary Li Lei and Han Meimei?" Suddenly the popularity surged, and there was an endless stream of people who came here every day to watch and take photos. However, just like most graffiti, this graffiti still can't take pictures, and it doesn't take long for digital cameras and mobile phones to enter the camera mode, and you will find that the focus is out of order, and the picture is blurry.
In the past, if the popularity of those famous graffiti was high, it usually meant that it was "short in life", and the surging audience was not only to come to take a group photo, but also to mix with many "hands-on maniacs". Those people started to leave their own graffiti traces around the graffiti and even on the patterns, completely ignoring the overall beauty and harmony, and the earliest version of "I love you goodbye" was once messy.
Fortunately, there is now an obligation to clean up the graffiti's "subtitle group", and some of the unsightly traces on these well-known graffiti have been cleaned up. And they also reopened a new "I love you goodbye" on the side, unlike the original version that emphasized the idea of saying this sentence in various Chinese languages, the new version has made slight changes in creativity. They only circled the outline of five words with a line drawing, and then called on everyone to fill in the outline of those five words with the name of anyone or anything they want to say I love you, and the content outside the outline will be cleared, and finally a picture of "I love you goodbye" spelled by many names. And this colorful co-creation is undoubtedly more attractive to the attention of tourists, just like many people like to throw coins into the wishing fountain, hanging concentric locks on the love railing, it is human nature to follow the herd, and soon the five words will be fully formed, and the names inside the font are densely packed.
It seems that the opposite side is too crowded, or it may be that the word "goodbye" is a little negative, I don't know who planned it, someone made a new similar "1314" graffiti not far from the new version of "I love you goodbye". The same is to fill in the text area with names, but it is required to fill in two names at the same time, which represents the eternal existence of feelings for a lifetime, and the same is also the response to the clouds and quickly form a scale.
The two graffiti are quite opposite themes, attracting the attention and participation of single crushes and passionate lovers respectively, the single dog says goodbye to the crush and the failed love life on the wall, and the latter shows affection on the wall to the whole school, the whole country and the world, as a result, these two large graffiti in the school therefore have the nicknames of "single dog wall" and "show affection wall", plus the "wall of early love" of Li Han and the two, it has become the three scenes of Lu Daxin, and there is an endless stream of people who "pilgrimage" to observe every day.
It's a bit troublesome to take pictures, so you have to rent an Instant camera in advance at a small campus store, and scan the photo into a digital photo before you can post it online. However, in this way, the relevant photos on the Internet have been greatly reduced, but a small number of carefully prepared photos have been read and forwarded more, and the digital photos transcribed by photo scanning will have a unique gray feeling of old photos, which has an unexpected chemical reaction with the content of these three images.
These remade digital photos still have a certain degree of toxicity, and publishers often have to bring prompts such as "pictures are toxic, please do not remake" when uploading pictures, but these warnings do not seem to have an obvious dissuasive effect, on the contrary, the novel way of taking photos and poisoning has attracted more curious netizens. Anyway, even if the camera is poisoned, it is only an infection system, and it is okay to remove the SD card and TF card to reset the camera, this little "danger" is both exciting and safe, and it is most in line with the preferences of the general public, just like the same pursuit of the excitement of falling from a high altitude, and the public prefers to take a roller coaster.
This was something that even Atletico Madrid, the initiator, did not expect, but it seems to be a good thing, and the school's popularity has greatly increased. Although these people who come to "travel" to the school to improve the quality of teaching and produce more results can not bring direct benefits, but will partially affect the normal teaching order, but the Internet era is an era of face fighting, through the creation of tourist attractions, enhance the school's popularity, into the ears of more candidates' parents and candidates, intentionally or unintentionally will affect their tendency to fill in the volunteers. This is much more affordable than forcibly merging other schools to spread the pie to improve the scale of the school, and paying money for the ranking organization to brush the rankings, at least Atletico Madrid Tang Jiayi and they came to Luda for this reason.
Carrying a huge backpack, Atletico Madrid's movements were unaffected, squeezing neatly through the sparse crowd of pedestrians, and he had the leisure to analyze whether the decline in tourists in the school was affected by the spread of the autumn flu.
Because of their height and long legs and faster cadence, Atletico caught up with Tang Jiayi and Lu Xinquan, who were walking in front of them, at the school gate, and the three of them walked towards the nearby Tang Huaer flower shop together, where they also had to shoot a video footage.
Walking in front of the zebra crossing, seeing that there was a green light on the opposite side, Lu Xinquan raised his foot and was about to cross the road, but was stopped by Atletico Madrid. Turning his head to look at Atletico Madrid, Lu Xinquan found that he completely ignored the green light on the opposite side and the others who were crossing the street, but stretched out his ears to listen carefully in several directions in turn. listened to it for a long time, until the green light came on for the third time, and then he said, "It's okay, let's go!"
Seeing that the second sister was still in a daze, Tang Jiayi hurriedly grabbed the other party's arm and shook it: "The second sister is gone!"
"Although it is said that when you are on the road, you should 'slow down, look at and pass three', but your horse is too slow, right? The green light has been lit several times!" Walking on the way to the flower shop, Lu Xinquan pulled Tang Jiayi two steps behind Atletico Madrid and whispered in her ear.
"He!" Tang Jiayi was about to speak, when Atletico Madrid, who was walking in front, suddenly turned around and said, "The road is so dangerous, I don't want us to be seventy yards, is it wrong to be careful?"
Lu Xinquan naturally understands the allusion of 70 yards, this summer there were two speeding accidents in Qiantang City that killed pedestrians on zebra crossings, and the two accidents caused two pedestrians, a man and a woman, to die on the spot, and the perpetrators have also been arrested and sentenced, and were punished by 36 months in prison and 1.13 million yuan and 26 months in prison and 640,000 yuan in compensation.
The 70-yard incident is about a previous speeding incident in which the police reported the accident and said that the speed of the car involved was about 70 kilometers per hour, and the final identification result was that the speed of the car involved was 84 kilometers per hour. 1 km to 101. 2 km between. Netizens and the media simplified kilometers per hour to yards for the sake of saving words, so there are legends of "70 yards" and "deceitful horses". In fact, the imperial yard is about 0. 9 meters, a mile is about 1. 6 kilometers has nothing to do with the speed of the car at that time, it is purely a mistake. In fact, the speeding circumstance of the first accident and the drunk driving circumstance of the second accident are actually not very big for the final judgment, as long as it is determined that the driver is fully responsible, even if the speed is up to the standard, it is still this judgment.
Hearing Atletico mention the seventy-yard incident, Lu Xinquan subconsciously turned his head to look at the road next to him, turned his head and asked: "Atletico Madrid, are you a little too careful, you must know that you are a senior veteran driver who has not had an accident for three years, why don't you trust other people's driving skills and car quality?"
"How can there be so many old drivers?" didn't wait for Atletico to open his mouth to refute, but Tang Jiayi stood up and said: "I have not had an accident for two years, second sister, do you think I am an old driver?"
"Forget it, I haven't seen you drive that pink panda car much, even if you drive it out occasionally, the number of times you leave the city of Ludao is pitiful!" Lu Xinquan shook his head and said.
"It's not all Atletico Madrid, the Beetle was made into such a eye-catching pink panda livery by him, and as soon as I got on the road, someone always looked at it and rubbed it over, which made me always worried," said Tang Jiayi glanced at Atletico Madrid, "Besides, this guy drives steadily, and there is a comfortable car to sit in, I eat too much and drive by myself?"
"You can find a big car to drive! Pedestrians and cars have car accidents, naturally pedestrians suffer either death or injury, but the car and the car collide, it is a larger SUV, off-road stained, if the whole heavy truck is better, no one dares to provoke!"
"Heavy trucks are still forgotten, not to mention that Class B driver's licenses need to be three years of driving experience and two years without violating the full score, that is, the heavy truck itself is not safe, too heavy and inertia, and the brakes are not well controlled, which may make the cargo compartment squeeze the cab flat and fly. ”
While speaking, the Tang Huaer flower shop also arrived, and Atletico began to set up the venue and equipment to prepare for filming.
The music played, Tang Jiayi, who had already changed her clothes and stood in the middle of the venue, began to dance to the music, while Atletico Madrid held a small basin with one hand, hiding outside the camera, grabbing flowers and bones from time to time and throwing them into the field with the rhythm of the music. These flower bones also suddenly exploded when they reached the highest point, turning into a rain of petals. Even though she has seen it several times, she is still envious of Atletico Madrid's magical performance, but no matter how hard she tries, she still can't learn Atletico's special techniques. Fortunately, she quickly remembered that she was outside the flower shop at the moment, so she immediately turned around and ran into the flower shop, and soon walked out with a box in her arms.
Lu Xinquan held the plastic box in one hand, stretched out his other hand and grabbed a handful of flower bones from the small pot in Atletico Madrid's arms, poured one into the small hole at the top of the box in his arms, pressed the switch and silently recited one, two, three, and made an upward splashing action holding the box, the flower bone that had just been poured into it was thrown out and flew towards the sky, the calyx trembled in the air and opened, and the petals slowly spit out from it. However, even if the parabola fell to the ground after walking, the flower bones did not explode in the air and turn into petals like those in Atletico Madrid's hands, and the flower bones on the ground were only half-open and slightly bloomed with a few petals.
Although the first attempt failed, she was not discouraged to continue the experiment, and finally let the flower bones that she had "spilled" bloom and explode in the air, turning into petals and fluttering down.
She was having fun, but Tang Jiayi was depressed when she was dancing, and the sentence of the flowers gradually becoming charming was very romantic as a verse, and very beautiful as a picture, but as a party, Tang Jiayi found that her breathing was a little difficult: although these flower bones were not fully developed, there were still pollen masses in them, and the petals exploded and fell into the colorful flowers, which looked beautiful, but the pollen particles in the air were not so beautiful, and occasionally she was attracted by her rapid breathing and flew to the petals near her nose, which made her always have the urge to sneeze。
She couldn't help it, so she had to stop dancing and quickly took out a handkerchief from her pocket to cover her nose, "Ahh
"Hahahaha!" This scene was seen by Lu Xinquan Atletico Madrid, and the two of them laughed out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Taking care of the second sister's face, Tang Jiayi was embarrassed to tickle her, so she had to take a few steps forward and snatch the small basin in Atletico Madrid's arms, "The sky is full of pollen, can you not sneeze?"
"In my dream, the air began to smoke......"
The song began again, but the dancers in the field changed from Tang Jiayi to Atletico Madrid, who took off his white suit, and saw him put on an apron printed with the logo of Tang Huadian over his pink shirt, and danced fiercely in the rain of flowers. Some petals were wrapped in the air currents generated by the rapid movement of his hands and feet, swirling on his hands, feet, elbows, knees, etc., which looked quite fantastical, very much like the effect of adding stunts, Tang Jiayi and Lu Xinquan each sat behind the camera with a flower accelerator in their arms and nodded their heads again and again.
"If I knew earlier, I would have just let Atletico dance directly, a man with his own stunts can't be wasted!", saying that Lu Xinquan's frequency of grabbing flower bones from the small pot in front of him was significantly accelerated, Tang Jiayi turned around and went back and took two flower accelerator boxes out, one person opened the bow left and right, and a string of flower bones was quickly promoted and "splashed" onto the top of Atletico Madrid's head.
This kind of Atletico Ma made his own electric shock socket flower accelerator is only available in each branch of the soup flower shop, the new generation of products can not only speed up the speed of flower blooming, but can also be used to slightly reduce the speed of flower blooming to extend the shelf life, but the circuit part can still only be handmade by Atletico Madrid, so it has not been sold to the outside world, and outsiders basically do not know their existence. But Lu Xinquan and the others often come to Tang Jiayi's laboratory to help or borrow a place to do experiments, but they are no strangers to this.
Playing with stunts becomes a target game, where the two women sit and use the catalyzed flower bones to smash Atletico Madrid, but although there are twice the firepower points, but because the rate of fire is limited by the time of the flower, it cannot be accelerated indefinitely, and the flower bones flying on the four ballistics are still very sparse. Atletico's dance moves have not changed at all, and the occasional flower bone that hits him will burst open as soon as it hits his body.
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