Chapter 280: I'm a Man
Zhang Jiao lowered her head and looked down at Gao Jun, Gao Jun raised her head and looked up at Zhang Jiao, and suddenly Gao Jun got up, according to common sense, it should be Gao Jun's head hitting Zhang Jiao's chin or forehead.
But at this time, it was extremely unconventional, and the lips actually collided with the lips.
Zhang Jiao's eyes suddenly widened, and in front of her was Gao Jun's strange gaze, she suddenly woke up, took three steps back, and almost fell.
She stretched out her hand to cover her lips, and there was still a hot and humid temperature on it, which suddenly made her pretty face red, and there was only one thought in her mind: "First kiss, first kiss ......"
And Gao Jun was even more exaggerated, he covered his mouth with one hand, pointed at Zhang Jiao with the other, and said angrily: "You...... You must have done it on purpose!?"
"What?" Zhang Jiao was furious.
"You were worried just now, and your heart was at a loss, and I was kind enough to help you analyze the situation and think of a way to deal with it...... Brain, but instead of saying a word of thanks, you still want to take advantage of me, what is the reason? Just because I have not accused women of indecent assault on men, do you dare to exploit legal loopholes so unscrupulously?" Gao Jun said indignantly.
This bastard is clearly the wicked person who sues first, Zhang Jiao is so angry that he smokes, and his mind is full of swear words on the street.
Zhang Jiao is different from most women, first of all, she is a policeman, and she is also a professional * police instructor, born with divine power, between her eyebrows, there is a heroic spirit in her bones, women do not let her eyebrows, she was raised as a tomboy since she was a child, and when she grew up, she hated that she was not a man, in short, she was not far from the lace side.
Before she met Gao Jun, the men in her life and work were afraid of her like a tiger, and the people she usually contacted were either police officers or suspects, she was used to this kind of life, and she never thought about men and women.
Until he met Gao Jun, to be precise, before he met the hooligans, of course, the hooligans were talking about Wang Meng's group, blocking her in the sports group, and said unscrupulously that if Ticket Chang doesn't give money, it is naturally not a ticket, and if you are sick, you will wear a condom and you are naturally not afraid of being infected.
A group of frenzied little bastards forced her into a desperate situation, on the one hand, she was bullied by fate, on the other hand, she was in a dilemma by killing them with an iron fist, and in desperation, she made a wish to God, asking a handsome and dashing, mighty hero to save her, as long as she could save her through this catastrophe, she was willing to make a promise.
As a result, Gao Jun came.
At that time, Zhang Jiao was naturally very moved, and was ready to kill chickens to thank God.
As a result, it was later discovered that Wang Meng's bunnies were at most little hooligans, and Gao Jun's bastard was an old hooligan, which was out of the wolf's den and like a tiger's den.
Today she was attacked again and kissed again, so she didn't know what to do except be angry.
But Gao Jun, the dead guy, pretended to be a victim first.
Zhang Jiao pointed at her angrily and said, "You wait, sooner or later, I will hammer you to death." ”
Gao Jun smiled and said, "Do you know why real old ticket takers like to go to chic at noon?"
Zhang Jiao glanced at him angrily and said, "Didn't you say a lot of reasons just now." ”
"There is one more main reason. Gao Jun said seriously: "Because 'sooner or later' will be retributed!"
"Die!" Zhang Jiao rolled her eyes, turned around and left in a huff.
As soon as he walked out of the door, he suddenly came back angrily: "Give me the shoes!"
Feeling like he had suddenly realized, he hurriedly threw his two shoes on the ground and said with a disgusted face: "Where did I say that the smell of salty fish came from?" ”
Zhang Jiao stared at him fiercely, like a volcano about to erupt, and at this moment, Zhang Jiao's phone suddenly rang, and someone sent a message.
She took out her mobile phone and looked at it, her brows immediately locked, and she didn't care about getting angry with Gao Jun.
And Gao Jun has made all the preparations, gags, and pretended to be stupid.
Because he found that Zhang Jiao was really angry and really wanted to do something with him, this woman was different from others.
His way of flirting with his sister has always been like this, just now he flirted and scolded, attacked and kissed, and suddenly did it under nervous emotions, other women are usually disgusted, if it is Tong Ling, he attacks the murderer, Tong Ling may immediately pinch it from him three ways, even if it is Qi Xinyue who is Bingqing Yujie, in this relationship and atmosphere, at most it is to beat twice and pinch twice.
But this is the only one who is different, if it doesn't work, it's not good, you are taking advantage of hooliganism, you don't rub sand in your eyes, so to speak, you don't understand the charm at all.
Although she wanted to throw Gao Jun into prison, she still couldn't talk to him at this time, of course, she just raised her mobile phone stiffly, there was a photo on it, and the photo was a middle-aged man, although she took a straight face, but she didn't look at the camera, it seemed that it should have been taken secretly.
Zhang Jiao said: "You're right, these bastards really want me to pick up guests, and this is the guest to be entertained tomorrow." ”
Gao Jun took a closer look, there were not only photos on it, but also bluntly wrote, this old guy likes uniforms, likes the strong smell of rose perfume, likes black high stockings, not pantyhose, especially a little, he himself is used to being passive, and he likes women to be enthusiastic and active.
"I'll wipe it!" Gao Jun scolded fiercely after reading it, this is obviously targeted co-optation and corrosion, just like Secretary Gao Yuliang's fifteenth year of Wanli.
Someone who cares about you has already investigated everything about you, and even knows the smell you like and the characteristics of your stockings.
As the saying goes, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass, especially nowadays, the junior, the mistress, and the husband of the female subordinate have almost become the vanguard of anti-corruption.
Some corrupt officials love money, some love ancient characters and paintings, famous cars and watches, mansions and villas, everyone has different interests, but for women, it can be said that they are a common hobby.
If this message had been sent ten minutes earlier, she would have been half entangled to death, but just now Gao Jun not only expected it, but also made the most reasonable, effective, and maximized benefit response.
Even if Zhang Jiao is still very angry, but on the matter, I have to say: "You guy does have two hits." ”
Gao Jun scratched his head, smiled, and said in a seemingly pure manner: "I don't have the ability to predict the future, and I don't have any real talent to learn, just now it was all about the dragon claw hand, I said before, suddenly there was an electric current rushing into the palm, along the meridians of the hand through the Du vein, intersecting in the Tianling Baihui acupoint, suddenly like a Daigo empowerment, the mouth suddenly opened, as if suddenly enlightened, the ears are not deaf, the eyes are not dazzled, and the analyzer problem is also the way."
Why, don't believe me? I don't believe you can ask me another question, like Goldbach's conjecture, a thousand digits after pi...... Anyway, as long as I touch it, I will definitely be able to answer......
Instructor Zhang, in addition to your innate divine power, do you also have auxiliary skills?"
Zhang Jiao listened, the black lines on the door of her head popped out one by one, she couldn't bear it, she raised her hand and hit, at this moment, Gao Jun suddenly grabbed her wrist, and she was still holding a mobile phone in her hand.
Zhang Jiao thought that he was going to make a mistake again, and immediately struggled with all her strength, she was born with divine power, but this struggle, suddenly there was a sharp pain like a steel needle pricking in her wrist, and her arm was paralyzed in an instant.
Only then did I find out that Gao Jun had pressed her vein, and the vein of her wrist was an artery, and being pressed hard by someone instantly caused poor blood flow and ischemic paralysis.
"Hmph, don't think that great strength is powerful, in front of a real master, at most he can be regarded as having developed limbs and a big chest and no brain. Gao Jun said coldly, and then he couldn't make any more moves, took out his mobile phone with his other hand, and opened a piece of software that had no name and no map, just a white box icon, and opened it as a scanning program.
He first scanned the photo of the man in Zhang Jiao's phone, then scanned his own face, and then, the information about the man was displayed on Gao Jun's mobile phone.
Zhang Jiao looked at it in surprise, and didn't care about the wrist that was still being grabbed by him, staring at Gao Jun's mobile phone.
According to the data, the man's name is Zhao Qingshan, 45 years old, Han nationality, graduated from ...... In addition to these personal data, there is also a clear personal bareheaded front photo, which should be a standard photo of the leaders of relevant departments, and it is written below, Qinhai City Health and Epidemic Prevention Station, Chief of the Epidemic Prevention Section, and the physician in charge.
"It turned out to be in charge of health and epidemic prevention work, no wonder this party has to compete for it, and if it doesn't succeed, it will be regarded as a mortal enemy!" Gao Jun suddenly said: "If this entertainment venue wants to operate, the industrial and commercial business license is secondary, and the most important thing is the special business license issued by the police station, the cultural business license issued by the * door, and the health license issued by the health and epidemic prevention department.
Once the health department does not approve the audit, even if you really decorate the palace, you can't open it, or come to check it twice in three days, and a hair floating in the pool may be considered a violation, no wonder they are so concerned about this guy.
But that's okay, since this guy is a professional doctor, you can even save the flower plum gambling rash on your arm, as long as you look at the several medicines you have with you, he can see the clues, saving a lot of trouble. ”
"You, who are you?" Zhang Jiao didn't seem to hear his words, but looked at him blankly and asked.
Gao Jun let go of her wrist, smiled slightly, and said according to the usual routine: "If you kiss me, I'll tell you." ”
Po –
Zhang Jiao is not pretentious, not pretentious at all, he really kisses him, and his warm and red lips are directly printed on his lips.
Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, Zhang Jiao could be so obedient, he couldn't believe it.
It was so unexpected, so pleasantly surprised, so happy!
Zhang Jiao herself is also pretty and blushing, and she is irrepressibly ashamed, but people's curiosity and desire for knowledge are stronger than all other desires.
"Now let's talk. Zhang Jiao asked with a red face, she was out of the way, Gao Jun was originally mysterious, and now this strange mobile phone can call up detailed personal information just by scanning the photo, even more detailed than the police's household registration information, which is not something ordinary people can have.
She looked at Gao Jun with burning eyes, and she must make it clear that it was her personal personality that was relieved, and it was also due to her professional habits as a police officer.
Seeing her so solemn, Gao Jun licked his lips, sighed helplessly, and said, "Since you want to know so much, then I'll tell you, but only you can know, don't tell others." ”
Zhang Jiao looked at him with wide eyes, still a little nervous in her heart, for fear that he would say that he was descended from the gods, the reincarnation of the Buddha, and possessed by the devil.
I saw Gao Jun's face suddenly turn pale, his bright eyes bloomed with pride and pride, and he raised his head and said loudly: "I'm a man!"