Chapter 237: U47's Q&A session
What is Blucher's plan? Whether she really doesn't understand or fake doesn't understand, Su Gu doesn't know. www.biquge.info Anyway, after he took off his coat, Blucher left.
The reason for leaving was not because he was going to take off his clothes, after all, as a man, he was going to take off his clothes and take a shower, and Blucher, as a woman, was still beside him, which inevitably had a bad impact.
Although theoretically speaking, for such a thing, Su Gu is 100% welcome.
However, there was no wonderful unfolding in the end, and the reason BlΓΌcher left was because he saw three small submarines walking in.
After all, in addition to Su Gu, several U47 submarines have also been playing in the sea for so long, and of course they have to take a bath with fresh water.
So when U47 came over with a small swimming ring, he immediately saw BlΓΌcher and Su Gu, and then looked at the two with a suspicious look. Su Gu glared at U47, not saying anything that didn't happen. Obviously knowing that your admiral is taking a shower, you must have some idea too, and what are you doing here with U81?
However, Su Gu is happy to wash it with the little girl, but U47 and U505 are okay, and U81's foul chest really doesn't look like a little girl. And then just like that, Blucher looked at the little girls, and then went out with the submariners.
Everyone left, and soon after lying in the bathtub, Su Gu pinched the toy duckling, and then put it on the water, thinking of a few small submarines, and then thinking of Blucher.
For the first time, there was a chance to take a mixed bath, and on one side was a big sister with a plump body and meat, and on the other side was a cute little submarine, and the two joys overlapped each other. This double joy brought more and more joy, and it should have been a dreamlike happy time. Why, however, did it turn out like this......
I was so sad that I went all the way to the hot water in the bathtub to the warm water and even to the cold water.
Until I felt my fingers wrinkle, and finally at this moment the bathroom turned around and there was a knock on the door, and Blucher's voice followed.
"Admiral, I've put your clothes out for you. β
"Uh-huh. β
Hearing that voice, Su Gu then came out of the bathroom, and then found clothes in the bamboo basket.
Blucher had sent him an ordinary set of clothes, which had been bought at a random clothing store outside the gendarmerie compound, and it barely fit on his body. Then he put on his socks and shoes and jumped on the ground.
Then he stood in front of the mirror and dried his hair with a towel, and then brushed his hair with his fingers, feeling much more refreshed and handsome after just taking a shower.
At this time, U47 said next to him: "Stinky beauty." β
U47 said this, and before Su Gu could smash his hand into a fist on her head, the three of them ran into the bathroom with a huff, and the noise came from a short time after.
After taking a bath, Su Gu returned to the living room, and then took a knife on the coffee table and began to peel pears.
Blucher looked at Su Gu and said, "It looks quite suitable." "That's the clothes she chose.
Su Gu nodded and said, "Yes, it fits well." β
"Of course I'm right. β
Here we go again, my just a polite compliment.
After Su Gu finished peeling the pear, he shook a whole piece of pear peel in front of Xiao Zhai, and said, "Xiao Zhai, how do you see the level?"
"Oh. β
It was so boring, there was no sound of surprise, and then Su Gu threw the pear peel into the trash can and ate the pear.
Then the three submarines ran out, and instead of wearing swimsuits, they changed into ordinary children's clothes. U47 and U505's hair had not yet been tied up, and they were draped casually behind at this point. Three people in three hoodies, a crocodile, a dinosaur and a tiger.
At this time, U47 tinkered in the living room and said, "Na, do you want to go to our room and take a look, we have a lot of collectibles." β
Well, of course the little girl's room has to be visited.
Then he walked to the submariners' room, which had three servings of common things, except for the three layers of beds. I didn't see anything particularly distinctive, but I ended up finding a large aquarium in the corner of the room.
So he walked over, looked at it, and grinned, there were some strange underwater animals in this aquarium. What's that lamprey-like thing, and is that another one a nautilus? You're all raising some weird stuff.
"There used to be a lot of shrimp, but all of them were eaten. β
"These fish die all the time, so every once in a while we have to catch some and come back. β
"When Sister Blucher cooks fish, she always catches it directly from our aquarium......
"Admiral, do you want to have some fun?"
Saying this, U47 directly grabbed a fish from the aquarium and stuffed it into Su Gu's hand, at this time, Su Gu saw the colorful snake-shaped fish in his hand, and quickly shook it off, and then saw U47 laughing.
Being teased, Su Gu thought a little depressed.
Wander around the submariners' rooms for a while, and then come out.
Su Gu sat on the sofa in the living room, ate a little more fruit, and said a few innocuous words. Then he saw U47 sitting next to him holding a book, and looked at the cover of the book with some curiosity, and the name on the cover was "100,000 Whys". I remember that I had a book like this when I was young, but I didn't expect it to be available here.
However, compared to my previous books, this book has no color pictures, and the whole book is much thinner, and it looks like the names are just gimmicks.
Advisor Su said, "Do you still read this kind of book?"
U47 said: "Of course. β
Su Gu saw U47 holding the book, and had already seen the next few pages, and then said, "You actually read so much?"
"Of course. β
"Done it all?"
"Then I'll test you. β
U47 smiled proudly, stuffed the book into Su Gu's hand, and said, "I've read it all, Admiral, ask questions, no matter what kind of question U47 can answer." β
"Really?"
U47 nodded quite decisively, looked very confident, and said, "Really." β
Su Gu took the book, was silent for a moment, and then said, "What is Kirchhoff's law of electric currents?"
"Oh, ah, that ......"
"What about the laws of electromagnetic induction?"
"Alas......"
"Theorem of centroid motion?"
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"The principle of the invariance of the speed of light?"
Su Gu saw U47's face embarrassed, in fact, he knew the previous laws, but he didn't know the content of the theorems and principles behind, purely because he remembered it before, and he said it because he thought it was very powerful. However, although he didn't know, it didn't prevent him from using it to take the U47 test, and at this time, seeing that U47 couldn't answer a single question, he became a little proud.
Then Su Gu put the book in his hand into U47's hand and said, "You don't understand anything at all." β
U47 yelled, "Those things are not in the books." β
"I didn't say I was going to test the content of the book. β
Then Su Gu turned his head to look at U81 and said, "I'll test you too, U81." β
U81 opened her mouth slightly, a little surprised, she didn't know why she had become herself.
"Who's Mommy's Mommy?"
Although she is a ship mother, she also knows these things, U81 replied: "It's grandma." β
"Who is more powerful, hyena or lion?"
"Lion. β
Su Gu touched U81's head, then glanced at U47 defiantly, and said, "U81 is very smart." β
U47 immediately went to pull Su Gu's clothes and said, "I will do this kind of problem." β
Su Gu grinned and said, "Mother, father, sister, daughter, husband, what should you call?"
U47 counted with his fingers crossed, and suddenly felt a little messy.
"Who is more powerful, the lactating Cordia brown bear or the Komodo dragon, please tell why?
U47 was stunned, what is this, what is this, the Cordia Brown Bear should be more powerful, but the Komodo Dragon, Long Ye, sounds very powerful. And what do you rely on to kill the enemy? It shouldn't just be a bite, or it's a claw.
Su Gu looked at U47 and was still thinking about the question, looking ignorant, and said: "I can't answer this, alas, I'm disappointed in you, Komodo Dragon relies on sepsis...... Let me ask you a simpler question. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet, but they don't say hello, why?"
U47 scratched his hair, and he didn't understand.
At this time, Kotaku said next to him, "Because they are not familiar." Of course Kotaku has heard such a bad joke.
Then Su Gu said to U47: "This is the last question...... Once upon a time there were two people, one called me a pig and the other called me not a pig, and then I didn't die as a pig, who was left?"
U47 frowned, and suddenly said in surprise: "I'm a pig!"
Su Gu was laughing.
U47 was a little puzzled, and said again: "It's just that I'm a pig!"
Su Gu said seriously: "By the way, you are a pig." β
Hearing this, Blucher was laughing there, and the otaku was laughing with U505 in her arms, she was laughing anyway, Bismarck looked out the window, there was no laughter, but her shoulders were shaking.
Hearing everyone's laughter, U47 also understood what he said, and then his face became redder and redder, and his eyes were foggy. She made a grimace, and immediately smashed the book in her hand on Su Gu's body, and then roared loudly, almost crying, after all, she was just a little girl.
Bismarck looked at Su Gu with a look of disgust.
The little girl started crying, and Su Gu was also a little difficult. After all, no matter how funny it is, it's okay to bully the little girl, but it makes the little girl cry, and at this time, in the eyes of everyone, she seems to have become a heinous person.
Bismarck is not good at comforting little girls, Blucher also has an expression of powerlessness, Kotaku is the most unconscionable person, U47 has red circles under her eyes, but she laughs the most.
There is no choice but to go out on your own.
βU47γ Su Gu screamed like this.
U47 ignored him, making a fuss.
βU47γ Su Gu then shouted again, still ignoring him.
Su Gu was a little helpless, he didn't have any children, and he didn't have the experience of taking care of children. In the past, there was basically no chance to cry the destroyer.,On the contrary, it's an existence that is extremely popular in the town guard mansion.γ At this time, there is no way for a little girl or a young girl.
"U47, tell you a joke...... An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the dirt, with only one leg exposed. The little rabbit was puzzled and asked, "Why are you leaving your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shhhh
told a joke like this, U47 still had a straight face, Su Gu thought about it and felt that it was better to be closer to life, and then he said: "One day, the destroyer Veneto and the battleship Richelieu went to the movie, and Richelieu happened to sit in front of Veneto, and Veneto was blocked and couldn't see the movie. After a while, Veneto couldn't take it anymore, sat down in front of Richelieu, and then turned back to her and said, "You know what it's like to be blocked now!"
U47 didn't laugh, Blucher heard it, but patted Su Gu on the shoulder and said, "You arranged Veneto like this, if she knew about it, I was afraid that she would splash you with coffee." β
U47 looked up and said, "Sister Veneto is a battleship." β
Don't you understand such a joke? It looks like a little girl is a little girl, but she finally speaks, and the next thing is a good solution. Then Su Gu hugged U47 and said a few more words. I have to say that on the day of the child's face in June, U47 quickly became happy.
Comforted U47, and then Su Gu looked inside the room and saw a pennant with the words "Excellent Gendarme."
Su Gu was a little amused and asked, "Do you still have a pennant......?"
"Of course. β
Su Gu said: "Is the style good...... What kind of work do you gendarmes usually do?"
Although when I was in the academy, I knew what the gendarmes were doing and what role they played in their work. But what exactly is involved, after all, he is a good admiral, and he has no chance to deal with the gendarmes at all. At this time, since his ship's mother is engaged in the work of the military police, of course she has to ask.
"That is, to deal with some admirals, admirals who make mistakes. β
"It's not all said that the admiral has persistence, and generally does not make mistakes. β
Su Gu said this, although he probably knew why, for example, people's hearts are changeable. But chatting, you've said everything, and what do people say?
Blucher said: "What kind of people don't have it, you are not the same, you abandoned everyone and left...... Admirals in general, although it is said that the academy only recruited those who had perseverance in the beginning. But human beings, who like the new and hate the old, have an inflated desire for power, and a fickle human heart, will always slowly change a person. If the person changes, there is no way for an admiral to build a new shipwive, and there is no way to get the approval of the new shipwive. But no matter what, as long as you don't go too far, the original ship girl will always follow you. β
"If you want to punish a commander, it's easier to do other things, but many times even if your own commander is wrong, the ship's mother will defend her own commander. Even if we are a gendarmerie, we can't just judge a certain admiral, we also pay attention to evidence, but sometimes as a victim, the ship's mother will not report the admiral, this kind of thing is the most troublesome. β
"Some admirals just owe it to clean up, obviously the ship's mother has paid her heart, but as a admiral, she turns a blind eye and thinks she is ......" said this, Blucher smiled at Su Gu and said, "Admiral, I'm not talking about you." β
You added a sentence like this, obviously you are talking about me, otherwise is there a need to deliberately emphasize that?
However, Su Gu didn't refute or admit it, it was a game before, but at least now he would never make such a mistake again.
After introducing some things, Blucher said: "How to say the specific things, some run around...... Well, if you want to know so much, then let's go to my sister first. β
"Isn't she supposed to be in a meeting?"
Su Gu also knew that Admiral Hipper, who was the captain of the gendarmerie, had called the admiral who had come nearby to hold a meeting, and he heard it from Yu Jin, who had withdrawn from the middle. After all, at the beginning, we talked a lot together. Regardless of whether he believed Su Gu's words or not, anyway, when Su Gu mentioned the matter of Admiral Hipper, Yu Jin told everything he knew.
"She's in a meeting, and I don't want to disturb her...... I wanted to surprise her, but forget it, her old virgin look. Especially now that he has become the captain of the gendarmerie, he always has a straight face, even if he sees the admiral, he shouldn't be fine. They had a meeting in the auditorium, and we just stood outside and watched, and it didn't matter, it wouldn't bother her. β
"And, if you want to know what we're doing, go check it out. β
Originally, I didn't want to disturb their work, but Su Gu didn't have that kind of idea, and he wanted the ship's mother to interrupt her work to meet her thoughts.
Since it won't bother, it's fine, and then he nodded: "Say, let's go see your sister." β