After coming out of the old man's place, he let out a long sigh of relief, but let the old man teach him a lesson.

It's infuriating that the old man is simply taking revenge on himself, and he feels aggrieved when he thinks about it.

Bang!

Kicked a stone under his feet violently, and at this moment, an obscene voice came from his ear: "Hehe, has the kid been taught a lesson by his old father-in-law?"

looked left and right at no one, his expression suddenly tensed, and the first reaction in his heart was a master!

Only a master can do this, with the vigilance system here of the old man Situ, even if it is a radius of more than ten miles, it can be found if there is a situation, such a mysterious person can speak in his own ear, and he has not been discovered by the vigilance system here of the old man Situ, this is definitely a master.

The speaker seemed to be able to read his heart, and spoke again: "Don't be nervous, kid, haven't you heard who I am?" Situ little bastard's scolding is really not wrong, you have always been a white-eyed wolf, if it weren't for the old man, I would have given you Mu Mansion to take charge, you would have been eaten alive by Mu Batian." ”

!

When he heard this, he didn't know who the person hiding in the shadows was, but he didn't expect that this would be this damn old man.

"Old bastard, you are less noisy, where, I'll look for you!"

"On the road across from you. ”

After hearing Zhuge Zhengyu's address, he drove towards the highway intersection, and when he got there, he saw Zhuge Zhengyu dressed in bells and whistles.

Old man Zhuge wore a shirt full of flowers, a yellow shorts underneath, and the most popular retro jazz pointy leather shoes on his feet.

Wearing a visor, and black eyes.

Fuck it!

Looking at Zhuge Zhengyu's dress, he secretly cursed in his heart, where the hell is there a little master style, as long as he is an unfamiliar person, seeing the old man's dress, if he doesn't treat the old man as a big brother in the underworld, he will treat the old man as an improper ticket passenger.

Touching the tip of his nose, he looked up and down for a while, and then said with a smile: "Old man, you are really looking up and tasting it." ”

"Right?" The old man Zhuge straightened his chest proudly: "Those old friends of mine are all dressed like this, my whole body is dressed, but they are all famous brands, in order to buy this outfit, you kid don't know, the old man I am in your secular world, walking the streets and alleys, and telling fortunes for thousands of people to make enough money." ”

Friend?

Yi Shaoyang asked curiously, "Old man, you also have friends in the secular world. ”

"Of course, there are brothers all over the world, and I have many friends, old man. As he spoke, he proudly gave himself a thumbs up: "Let me tell you, those friends of mine are very interesting, I will give them a few random instructions, and they will invite me to 'Han Pai'"

said, said: "By the way, thank you for the place introduced by the kid, Dongguan is indeed a good place, old man, where I met a lot of friends, and had a lot of fun, that is, where the girls are a little too visionless, seeing my dress, they are laughing, I asked them why they laughed, what else they said to laugh at my handsome, thinking I don't know, they are laughing at my dress." ”

said, with a look that others didn't understand me, he sighed: "Everyone in the world is drunk, I am awake alone, or they are lost by **, they can't see their own connotation and cultivation, don't say it, don't say it, it's all a group of little women, it's not worth saying." ”

Ha ha......

Finally finished listening, Yi Shaoyang finally couldn't help it, this old man Zhuge is so coke, it's so weird.

His friends, he also understands, what kind of friends should be called ticket friends.

"Boy, what are you laughing at!" The old man Zhuge looked at him smiling and leaned back, and asked a little angrily: "Do you also think that the old man I have no vision......

Without waiting for the old man Zhuge to finish speaking, he hurriedly held back a smile and said, "Of course not, I'm laughing, those women are too visionless." ”

"Hmph, boy, don't think that the old man is a fool, I can still tell what you laugh at, old man. Zhuge Zhengyu said angrily and with a glaring eye.

Ignoring Zhuge Zhengyu's bearded glare, he asked with a straight face: "Old man, what are you looking for me, go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, you must have something, say it." ”

"Good boy, do you remember what you promised the old man about me?"

As soon as Zhuge Zhengyu said this, he completely understood, and pointed behind him: "I just came out of Old Man Situ, and I also asked you about this matter, but Old Man Situ was worried about you kidnapping him back then, and he hasn't agreed yet!"

"It's a big fart and a small doll, but her temper is not small. Zhuge Zhengyu snorted.

A fur coat and a little doll?

Yi Shaoyang was amused again, but thinking about it, Zhuge Zhengyu called Old Man Situ a little doll, but there was nothing inappropriate.

Don't look at Zhuge Zhengyu's age on the surface, he is only forty or fifty years old or even a few points younger than Old Man Situ, Yi Shaoyang guessed that Zhuge Zhengyu's age is estimated to be hundreds of years old.

Regarding Zhuge Zhengyu's age, he was also curious: "Old man, how old are you now." ”

"Hmm, I'll calculate this?" Zhuge Zhengyu stood on the side of the road without looking for a margin, began to calculate his age, wrenched his fingers, and muttered: "It's about three hundred years old, as for how old it is, I don't remember it clearly, these years are like a pig-killing knife, remember what to do so clearly, just live a chic enough." ”

Listening to the old man Zhuge babbling, Yi Shaoyang's heart had already turned over the river and the sea, three hundred years old!

At this age, if you put it in the secular world, it is estimated that you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records.

said secretly in his heart, and then asked: "Old man, it seems that your affairs need to slow down, you go back first, and when I will explain the stubborn old man, I will inform you." "Zhuge Zhengyu, an old man who is both righteous and evil, has some thoughts in his heart that he wants to win over as an ally.

The old man of his own family not only offended an enemy in the secular world, but also had enemies all over the world in the cultivation world, and he would definitely have to break through in the cultivation world in the future, so Zhuge Zhengyu, an old man who did not know the depth of cultivation and looked at the unfathomable old man, was still a very good choice as an ally.

The most important thing is that Zhuge Zhengyu, an old bastard, has a temper with him.

Hearing this, Zhuge Zhengyu immediately stopped: "Boy, it was you who asked me to go to the secular world to find you, right, you patted my chest and promised me, my poor and beautiful granddaughter endures painful torture every day, and you are only telling me now that you can't do it, are you still human?"

Listening to the roar of the old man Zhuge , he was a little angry, and he also splashed his saliva, and roared: "Old man, don't you have to inch in, when did I pat my chest and promise you, and why is the master not a person, if the master is not a person, you are a complete old bastard!"

"I don't care about the old man, you have to do it for me if you do it, you have to do it for me if you can't do it, Qingxia has also come to the world, if you don't do it for the old man, I will go around to publicize your identity as a corpse demon. ”

Damn bastard old man!

Listening to the words of the old man Zhuge who was a little scoundrel, he couldn't help but curse fiercely in his heart.

He is a corpse demon, if it really spreads, I don't know how much trouble it will cause, it is estimated that the secular world will not be able to stay.

After all, in the secular world, even those people in the national security department, when they are doing things outside, they hide it from the ordinary people below, and try not to reveal their identities as much as possible.

And his identity as a corpse demon is even more special, almost the same as the zombies in the movie, how can ordinary people in the world accept it.

is the four pretty wives in the family, and now they don't know the identity of his corpse demon.

Moreover, even he didn't know why he had the identity of a corpse demon, his biggest suspicion was that he had cultivated Star Sucking**, but before he cultivated Star Sucking**, he had the experience of his eyes turning red, and now he just grew two long teeth.

Under the threat of the old man Zhuge , he was defeated, raised his hands, and said fiercely: "The stinky old man is ruthless, take me to meet your granddaughter first, and then move her to my house, and then I will let my wife persuade the old man Situ." ”

Mrs. route, which he was forced to do, had no choice but to do so.

Originally, he didn't want to do this, but suddenly he brought another woman home, and he didn't know what Situ Youran and the four women would think in their hearts.

Anyway, it is inevitable to have to spend some time explaining well.

Hi Hi ......

Zhuge Zhengyu smiled proudly: "I just know, you little bastard must have a way, it seems that my old man is not tight, the baby granddaughter is handed over to you, the old man I can rest assured that I can go to the free time, there are still many little beauties waiting for the old man." ”

What rice?

Listening to this damn old man, irresponsible words in the blink of an eye, Yi Shaoyang's eyes widened.

Gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard old man, didn't you care much about your granddaughter just now? Aren't you afraid of me, your granddaughter!"

"It's okay, I'm optimistic about you, and I've passed the test as my grandson-in-law. Zhuge Zhengyu's words made Yi Shaoyang feel the urge to vomit blood.

This bastard old man!

He cursed secretly in his heart, got into the car and gritted his teeth: "Hurry up and get in the car, I don't want to see you as an old and disrespectful bastard in the future!"

"Hey, grandson-in-law, you can't talk to me like this, no big or young, otherwise my Qingxia will be unhappy. "Bastard!" Yi Shaoyang couldn't help but roar when he heard the words of this old bastard as he started the car. He was very strange in his heart, how could such an old bastard of Tiansha not be killed by lightning early, and he had lived for more than 300 years, and the thief was really blind.

(End of chapter)