(Note: The previous chapter said that there were 100 immortals in the Dahao Dynasty throughout the ages, but it was written incorrectly, it was 10, and I accidentally knocked on an extra 0.) The history of the Dahao Dynasty is more than tens of thousands of years)

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Ximenyu and Nao Sheng found a restaurant near the imperial capital and lived, and the two had a meal together, and it was Nao Sheng who invited Ximenyu to eat, saying that Ximenyu was a guest.

At night.

"Boss, is there a hole to arrange two for me. ”

The owner of the restaurant nodded hurriedly and smiled: "Yes, objectively, you can wait a minute." ”

Nao Sheng threw down a lot of money and said, "It's better to be better." ”

Ximenyu didn't know what Lu Dao Naosheng was going to do, what kind of cave, but Ximenyu didn't ask much, maybe it was a drink.

After dozens of minutes, the owner of the restaurant came with two girls.

"Objective, the hole you want is here!"

Nao Sheng looked at the two girls and said with a smile: "The quality is okay, okay, you go down." ”

"It's good, guest officer, you use it slowly. ”

Ximen Yu asked suspiciously: "Nao Sheng, what is the cave?"

Nao Sheng pointed to the two girls and smiled: "This is the cave, two holes, one for each person, I am the host, and I will definitely let you eat, drink, and have fun." Choose one of the two holes and bring them to your room. ”

Ximenyu touched the sweat.

"My day, it turned out that this was the cave, and I thought it was some kind of drink. "Ximen Yu is really speechless, this Cangyue Star still has this kind of statement.

"Hahaha, as the name suggests, the hole, it's the hole, okay, Brother Ximenyu, you're welcome, this is more beautiful, play with you, I'll go first." Nao Sheng walked away with the uglier hole in his arms and entered the room of the restaurant where he lived.

Another hole was immediately posted to Ximenyu, and he said enthusiastically: "Guest officer, let me serve you, the small hole is open for you at any time, if you have a good time in the hole, remember to give a lot of rewards." ”

Ximenyu immediately pushed her away and waved his hand: "You go out, I don't need a hole, I can't stand it." ”

These vulgar and vulgar holes, Ximen Yu is not very interested, even the beauty Ximen Yu is not very interested, let alone this kind of goods.

The female cave said: "Guest officer, I'm free, it's okay!" She saw that Ximenyu was so handsome, so she gave Ximenyu for free.

Ximenyu took out a handful of money, threw it to her, and said, "Go out." ”

"Xie Lu Xie guest officer, then I'll go first. The woman was gone at once.

At this time, I opened the window to breathe, and at this time, I heard a woman's voice from the next room: "Boss, do you have any sticks, bring me two, no, three." ”

"Yes, you wait. ”

Ximenyu sighed, if he guessed correctly, the female tenant next door called three ducks.

The earth is called chicken and duck, this moon star, called hole and stick, enough image, Ximenyu has experienced the different cultures of different planets.

In this way, Ximenyu stayed in that restaurant for two nights.

Early in the morning of the third day, Ximen Yu and Nao Sheng went to the gate of a certain palace of the Dahao Dynasty together.

Although it is still very early, there are already tens of thousands of people at the gate of the palace, and they are all young talents who have signed up for the princess selection competition. Ximenyu did see a lot of handsome guys, and there were even many who were not inferior to Ximenyu in terms of appearance at all, it was really a concentration of handsome guys, Ximenyu stood in so many handsome guys, and it immediately seemed mediocre after all.

A powerhouse in the Great Dao realm said loudly: "Everyone, you are all contestants who have passed the registration qualifications, and I will talk about some of the processes and rules of the princess selection competition." In general, the competition is a point system, and after all the scoring items have passed, let's take a look at your total score. The top few hundred in the total score will be the last to fight for the armed forces. Today, we are here for the first scoring, appearance scoring. It is to score according to your appearance, figure, etc., and the full score is 100 points. Let's start here, enter the palace one by one, and go out through the back door. ”

Everyone understands, it seems that this princess's choice of relatives is relatively fair. didn't reject the ugly one at once, even if he was ugly, he had a low appearance score, but he could also make up the score in other scoring items, and he would have a chance to become a colt.

Nao Sheng said: "It seems that we are late, and we are in the last place again." Brother Ximenyu, today's scoring project must be a very high score for you. ”

Ximenyu said with a smile: "Don't worry, even if your appearance score is zero, there are other scoring items in the back, and other items are stronger, you can still enter the most rear, and even become a concubine, this princess is still fair in choosing a parent, and she is exquisite in all aspects." ”

"Yes. ”

Ximen Yu and Nao Sheng waited for most of the day, almost evening, and finally it was their turn.

"Next, Ximen Yu. ”

Ximen Yu entered the palace.

The palace is full of women, ten strong women, and they are responsible for scoring, because the alien can better judge the score and figure.

One of the strong women said, "Ximenyu, is it?"

"Yes, Senpai!"

These ten strong women are all very young in appearance, and they look like they are in their thirties, and they are all in the Great Dao realm.

"Well, take all your clothes off. ”

"Ugh!"

"If you are told to take it off, how can you rate it if you don't take it off?"

"Oh, isn't it just about looking at the face?" said Ximenyu.

"Long-winded, do you think the person who wants to marry the princess is joking? The appearance is very important, the figure and so on are very important, and everything in appearance must be scored in detail. Even the eyes, ears, nose, and hair all need to be scored, do you understand, hurry, there are a lot of unjudged judges. ”

"Yes!" Ximenyu immediately stripped himself naked.

Ten strong women surrounded Ximenyu, and one of them took notes with a piece of paper.

"This is good, there are no points for the face, the nose and ears are very beautiful, and there are no points for it. This height is also about the same, and no points will be deducted. This figure is very coordinated, no points are deducted, and the skin is very good, no points are deducted. ”

Ten strong women were inspected and reviewed in the same way, and Ximenyu let them see it.

At the end, the strong women focused their eyes on Ximenyu's underneath, and a strong woman held Ximenyu's twitter, turned over and looked at it, which made Ximenyu so entangled.

"Harden up. ”

"Uh! what?" asked Ximenyu suspiciously.

"I said, if you get hard, if you don't get hard, how will I judge whether you will deduct points?" said the strong woman, who was holding Ximenyu's twitter at the moment.

"Oh!" Ximen Yu was helpless.

"But I can't get up!" said Ximenyu.

The strong woman immediately frowned and said: "You can't control it yourself, it means that there is a problem, so I have to deduct 20 points for you." ”

"Ah, so much, okay, okay. Ximenyu immediately fantasized, fantasizing in his mind that he was circling and forking with Princess Lan, and at this time, Ximenyu successfully stood up.

The strong woman nodded, pinched Ximenyu's hard trumpet, and said to the others: "The hardness is enough, no points will be deducted, the length is very sufficient, no points will be deducted, the roughness is great, no points will be deducted." Okay, no points have been deducted, this appearance score, you have a full score, congratulations, Ximenyu!"

(I'll go to the sports field for a run first, and then I'll change it in the evening)