"I will never be separated from her, life and death, life and death will not be separated!"

"yes, ahem, I'm never going to part with him-"

You Hai raised his hand and pressed the phone screen to his forehead, realizing that he still underestimated the complexity of this world.

For example, it's not just that he is emotional, but he can't play well. Like this, every time he says a line, he adds two modal words to express how disgusted he is, which can also make him particularly popular.

You Hai: "Can you speak normally, obviously seeing that you usually scare this and that, you can say anything obediently, why after you get here, you have to vomit when you say a word, are you eating bad stomach?"

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and stood on the table listening to You Hai with no love. Mind didn't know where it had flown for a long time, and there was a walking corpse standing on the table now.

You Hai held his forehead again, and suddenly understood why when he was in school in the past, the head teacher saw the quiet appearance of the class where he was supposed to study, and he hated iron so much.

Because looking at this kind of gadget that should be lively and cheerful, especially energetic, suddenly looks like a chicken that has been drenched in water, it is really infuriating.

You Hai was helpless: "You're afraid you're going to have a plague." ”

Zhou Jiu: "Gross." ”

You Hai: ......

You Hai gritted his teeth: "You don't have to cooperate like this." ”

There is definitely no way to continue to fight with this starling on the lines. Otherwise, this is not to familiarize yourself with the script, but to destroy the script.

Don't really go on stage when the time comes, he subconsciously reads his lines with an extremely resistant expression when playing against starlings.

If that's the case, it is estimated that even if he is a small supporting role outside the eighteenth line, the director of the TV series will think that he is particularly spicy. When the time comes, don't say anything to leave a good impression in front of the director, it is estimated that there is not much chance of leaving his few scenes in the TV series.

He went to make friends with others, not to offend them.

You Hai really had no choice, after thinking about it, he turned on the recording function of his mobile phone, and after recording the lines that he was going to play against himself, he decided to play with his mobile phone later.

Although this sounds quite unreliable, he can guarantee that this pair is a little better than these two, and he is also very helpless.

Zhou Jiu didn't say a few words, but he was thirsty at this time. However, the drinking water in this house is not the same as when he was in Qi's house, so he clearly boiled a few pots of water in the kitchen, and when he wanted to drink it, he just went over and drank it directly.

He had noticed that You Hai and the little assistant drank water, and they all opened the refrigerator directly, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, and poured it into their stomachs.

He could open the refrigerator, but he couldn't unscrew it and drink it when he took out the bottle of mineral water.

Suddenly realizing that he was incarnated as a delicate bird that couldn't be wrung in water, Zhou Jiu said that he was used to it.

However, Zhou Jiu was still worried about what he should have done, otherwise, he was afraid that one day if he really changed back, he went to buy a bottle of water, and subconsciously handed it to a friend next to him and asked someone to help him open it.

A girl hands a bottle of water to the person next to her and asks someone to help her open something, even if it is handed to a girl, it doesn't matter. After all, the sister is also divided into the gentle style of the violent Lori of Guanguan and the intimate big sister of Xu Yin.

But when it comes to men, whether it is a man who lives in his heart, or a lot of men who have eight-pack abs in the gym all year round, there should be no one who can't unscrew a bottle of water.

So such a man handed the water in his hand to a friend next to him to open it. If the friend next to me is a girl, it is estimated that the girl will ridicule this man. If he is also a man, then it is estimated that the inner plot of the man who received the water will be like a wild horse with a prolapsed anus, which is so wild that people will be happy to see.

Zhou Jiu strolled on the table, but this time he was not strolling with his head held high, patrolling like a little soldier. Instead, he dragged his steps dejectedly, like an old cow driven by a ruthless landlord to work too much during spring ploughing.

Ruthless landlord You Hai: ......

You Hai: "Do you know what it means to be a lazy person who has a lot of and pee? What did I let you do? I didn't let you do anything, let you say two lines, and you choked me nauseously, but now you are tired." ”

You Hai was really a little crying and laughing for a while, but he couldn't do anything with such a reasonable little starling, what else could he do except coax him, and he could only get up and pour water for it like this.

When You Hai, who had no choice but to get up and pour water, passed by the cabinet on the side, he subconsciously glanced at the cabinet and found that the new food basin and water bowl he bought for him had been filled with water, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange.

Although it is true that some small pets will recognize the bowl, he doesn't think that this starling can eat with them, and there is still a matter of recognizing the bowl. So if this water is put there, it is so thirsty that it doesn't drink it, which is also a bit abnormal.

You Hai frowned and pointed to the water bowl: "Didn't he pour you full of water yesterday, why don't you drink it?" ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and shook his head very sincerely.

He really didn't have the kind of thought You Hai had in his heart, he was just thirsty and wanted to drink the water in the refrigerator, as for why didn't he drink the water in the water bowl that had been poured for him before......

Anyway, don't think he didn't see it, after buying this water bowl, he didn't flush it there, so he poured water directly on him, do you think he will drink?

A rough man is a rough man.

Zhou Jiu sighed.

You Hai shook his head when he saw Zhou Jiu, so naturally he didn't want to continue to pursue this matter, so he went over and opened the refrigerator, and Zhou Jiu Dada followed behind.

Open the refrigerator full of mineral water, some other drinks or something are placed in the corners, You Hai can't drink drinks, Jin Yu doesn't look like a person who loves soda, these drinks are probably assistants.

You Hai stretched out his hand and naturally took a bottle of green Cestbon to Zhou Jiu, and after taking this bottle of water, You Hai didn't turn his mind for a while, he directly unscrewed it and took a sip of it, and then handed it to the starling.

You Hai poured a little water into the bottle cap and handed it to Zhou Jiu's mouth: "Drink, why don't you drink it?"

Week 9: ...... Lao Tzu #*/'》#@·*