However, Lin Haoyu's IQ was not low at all, his strangeness only lasted for a few seconds, and he understood that this beautiful director and he both misunderstood each other's meaning at the same time, and the beginning of the misunderstanding probably began to form from his own sentence "Really".

Lin Haoyu laughed dumbly, this smile made him look even more attractive, Linda was stunned, a little stupid.

Lin Haoyu keenly caught the other party's expression, afraid that this misunderstanding would continue, so he hurriedly asked: "By the way, what is your name?"

This charming female director took a sip of wine and said to Lin Haoyu: "My name is Linda." Mr. Lin, you are very humorous, which makes me feel suddenly tempted. ”

Lin Haoyu couldn't help but take a serious look at Linda, her eyes were very clear, and there was no dodging, and her eyes also showed a kind of tenderness for Lin Haoyu.

Lin Haoyu found that Linda was a very attractive girl, she was also very confident, honest, and could directly say how she felt about herself, which is very difficult for ordinary girls.

Lin Haoyu smiled and looked at her with the same clean gaze, his eyes didn't reveal anything, just looked at Linda a little indifferently: "You are so beautiful." ”

Linda said calmly to Lin Haoyu: "Thank you for your compliment, and I accept your compliment." ”

Lin Haoyu wasn't talking to her, and he didn't know why, after chatting so much with an irrelevant woman today, he felt that it was time to stop, and if he said more, it would definitely cause more misunderstandings to others.

He picked up his glass.

The banquet was still going on, on this day, Lin Haoyu was very surprised, he rarely drank a lot, he was a little drunk, and he was a little inexplicably excited, until the end, he was not a little tired.

At the end of the banquet, Lin Haoyu originally wanted to take a taxi home, or take Director Zhu's car, because he didn't bring a car, at this time, the girl named Linda opened her car door.

"Mr. Lin, I'll send you!"

"No need, I'll still take your Director Zhu's car!"

Director Zhu blinked his little eyes, he saw something in Linda's eyes, and hurriedly said, "Mr. Lin, why don't you take her car, you go by the way!"

By the way, this is not a reasonable reason to send Lin Haoyu, nor is it an excuse for Director Zhu to dare to refuse to send him, obviously, there are some other ideas in this, but Lin Haoyu didn't have time to think about it, and Director Zhu's car drove away.

Lin Haoyu was stunned, a little indignant in his heart, how could this guy be like this

When Linda took his hand and put him into the seat of the car, he also understood, probably, this was a premeditated plan made by Linda and Director Zhu.

Lin Haoyu didn't want to say anything more, he sat quietly in the back seat, the night of more than 11 o'clock seemed to be after the early morning, and the flow of people and vehicles became more scarce, Lin Haoyu leaned on the cushion, and relieved the pressure of work during the day with a relaxed state, Linda who was driving in front made Lin Haoyu curious, a young woman, already has a good job, a good income, and a beautiful face, why should she be like this

Is it so difficult to do business as to be so vicious?

I don't even care about my own body

Lin Haoyu shook his head, the current woman, there are many thoughts he can't understand.

The driving of the car made Lin Haoyu's body swing with the car, he looked out the window thoughtfully, the night scene of Anxi City is very beautiful, on the streets at night, the street lights are on one by one, and a pinch of dim light is projected on the road, Lin Haoyu sighed slightly, adjusted his sitting posture, stretched his muscles and stretched his waist, it's okay not to move, this move, Lin Haoyu felt some urgency to urinate, think about it, he didn't go to the toilet once tonight, and he didn't know if it was because his kidneys were good, or because of the alcohol that wood his nerves, a minute or two ago, he didn't feel the urgency to urinate。

Now that the cool breeze is blowing, Lin Haoyu suddenly sobered up a lot, only to find that the pressure on his bladder is getting bigger and bigger, and the urge to urinate is surging like a torrent, Lin Haoyu hurriedly clamped his legs, so that the lower abdomen that was urgently distended by urinary urgency contracted a little, which seemed to relieve the uncomfortable feeling a little.

The car was still there, Linda began to speak without a word, from her eyes and words, revealing a kind of admiration and worship for Lin Haoyu, whether it was true or not, Lin Haoyu couldn't hear it for the time being, and the key was that he didn't have the heart to tell it, because he was really uncomfortable with urine, and he had no choice but to say: "Linda, I want to trouble you." ”

Linda hurriedly asked, "Mr. Lin, what's the matter! You're welcome!"

"Well, I, I want to say, can you find a place to park the car, I, I want to make it convenient!" Lin Haoyu was really a little embarrassed, the first time he met, the first time he sat in someone else's car, he had such a proposal, I was really embarrassed.

But Mr. Lin, this is a street, there are probes, in case the media finds that Mr. Lin defecates everywhere, hee-hee, hee-hee, you will definitely make hot search headlines, you are the elite of our northwest warm unification circle. "Linda's voice is exceptionally clear and extraordinarily funny.

"Well, what do you think you should do! I, I'm a little uncomfortable!"

A sly smile appeared in Linda's eyes, and she pretended to be innocent and began to play: "Mr. Lin, why don't you use a mineral water bottle first!" After speaking, the woman really took out a bottle of water from under the seat.

Lin Haoyu was made to cry and laugh by her: "This, how is this possible, let's listen to the car!"

Linda turned her head to look at Lin Haoyu, who had an uncomfortable expression, and hurriedly restrained her ridiculous expression, and said very seriously: "Mr. Lin, you are holding on, just go down, you will go to where I live, you can solve the problem with me first!

Whether Lin Haoyu can hold it or not, he can only say yes: "Yes, then please hurry up." ”

"Ahh

Sure enough, a few minutes later, the car stopped in the parking lot of a community, she walked in front of Lin Haoyu, probably she also had the experience of holding urine, so Linda's steps seemed a little hurried, the black high heels lit the ground, the trot of the kicks, the rounded hips in the skinny jeans seductively writhing.

Through high heels, Lin Haoyu learned about this woman's fashion, especially this shoe is the latest high-end goods, with high-income people as buyers, and the level of a designer is still there, although he has been imitating foreign design styles.

Lin Haoyu is also trotting with his legs between his legs, which is unimaginable if he rests in ordinary times, a calm, calm, and admired mythical figure in the industry, but because of a soak of urine, he has become like this, ridiculous, it is really impossible not to laugh.

This community can only be regarded as very average, the facilities are a little old, there are no street lights to indicate, and you can only walk by familiar routes, probably because of the late night, there are still lights at the windows of a few scattered houses.

Lin Haoyu trotted at the same time, and at the same time pretended to be calm: "You have lived here for a long time"

"Well, I'm from Anthy and have lived here for many years. ”

"Well, the community looks pretty old. ”

"Hey, the old community is like this, nothing. She pursed her lips and reached out to hold Lin Haoyu's hand: "I'm afraid of the dark!"

"Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

They quickly went upstairs, the footsteps in the middle of the night made the footsteps seem a little hollow and heavy, and the rustling sound of the concrete stairs stepping on the soles of the feet was a little seeping.

"It's here. Linda took out the key and inserted it into the cylinder.

Lin Haoyu finally waited for the door to open, and at the moment when Linda just turned on the light, Lin Haoyu had already started and rushed into someone's room.

"Left!" Linda shouted with a smile in the back.

But after a few seconds, Linda couldn't laugh anymore, because she was surprised to hear a 'swish' sound in the bathroom like turning on a faucet! How can this Lin Haoyu make 'shhh

This is probably the last time it can hit the Guinness record, not only loud, but also super long, in Linda's feeling, cow urine is nothing more than that, she really wants to see what is different in Lin Haoyu's kidneys, which can be increased to such a large storage capacity.

Two more words came to her mind: God-man!

The god-man peed out a bubble of thick yellow urine, and the 'crackling' fuss lasted for a while before it was over, and the god-man exhaled and shook his body a few times, so that nothing that was not drained would drip on his pants, he pressed the water valve, and as he washed his hands, he leaned closer to the mirror and looked at the beards on his chin, which showed a little stubble.