Chapter 278: Dog Skin Plaster
After listening to Guo Xiaopeng's words, the mechanical steward suddenly felt that he was being scolded and couldn't speak, and coughed dryly twice, expressing his embarrassment!
"Uh, am I still useful!, you see, after Master Ichi has me again, he has become even more proud!"
"He's dead, don't talk to him anymore!" Mr. Guo said.
"Alright, alright! I won't say it, but you must bring a wrench!" said the mechanical butler.
"Okay!Okay!I know!" Guo Xiaopeng agreed.
"I can't help you much right now, but I can help you tame beasts! As long as there are beast types, I can help you tame them for your use!" said the mechanical butler.
"Can you domesticate a beast?" asked Guo Xiaopeng.
"Of course, otherwise, how could Master Ichiki be so arrogant? His one-handed air cannon was all learned from me!" said the mechanical butler.
"Why is Master Yiqi so proud?" Guo Xiaopeng asked.
"Is this one? I'm a little, let's not talk about it......" The mechanical butler began to spit out.
"I hope you can tell me sincerely! After all, I want you to be with me day and night in the future!" Guo Xiaopeng said.
"Well, there are a thousand benefits to my wrench, but there is one downside, and that is that the longer you stay, the more proud you become, and the more empty you look!" said the mechanical butler.
Guo Xiaopeng listened, his head is Weng Weng's, because a person is proud and empty-eyed, then the people around him are not used to it, so they will deal with him together, and his life will be very miserable!
"Isn't this death? If you continue like this, you will offend the people around you, who will still be friends with you?" Guo Xiaopeng said.
"I know that, too, but there are exceptions to everything!" said the mechanical butler.
"What exceptions?" asked Guo Xiaopeng.
"As long as you grow fast enough that those who are unhappy with you can only bow down at your feet, then you will not be proud and empty-eyed, but you will have the capital of nothing! No one can do anything to you!" explained the mechanical butler.
"But this kind of requirement is too harsh, because the environment you are in, there must be many immortal cultivators who are much more powerful than you, if you do this, then what is the difference between looking for death? No wonder one hundred and seven seniors are dead, if I continue to play like this, I will hang up sooner or later!" Guo Xiaopeng shirked and said.
"What? do you want to abandon me?" the mechanical butler looked at Guo Xiaopeng seriously.
"How can you have such an idea, I know it's just reasonable! You've arrested me, how can I make you lonely!" Guo Xiaopeng said with a smile.
"You can have this heart, although I will bring you pride and empty eyes, but my protective shield can be said to be invincible, even if it is a saint cultivation, it can't touch you at all!" said the mechanical butler.
"How can the master of that qi ......," Guo Xiaopeng asked.
"That's because he was too arrogant and didn't open the protective shield, so it caused serious consequences!" said the mechanical steward regretfully.
"I see!" Guo Xiaopeng listened to the mechanical steward, and finally had a little bit to figure it out, this protection is absolutely awesome, and the attacks of the saints can be ignored, so even if it is Hongjun Ancestor in the future, Guo Xiaopeng can ignore him!
"Then will you take me away!" asked Guo Xiaopeng affectionately.
"Of course you will! You are so useful now, how can I abandon you!" Guo Xiaopeng said sincerely.
"Aren't you afraid of the consequences of pride and nothingness?" asked the mechanical butler.
"I'm not afraid, because I'm this kind of person, I'm a tsundere person! I hope I will be more and more proud in the future, because I believe that the power that motivates a person to move forward is the dark side of a person, jealousy, pride, unwillingness, and hatred!" Guo Xiaopeng said to the mechanical butler.
"You're still thinking something new! The other masters resisted the feeling of pride and emptiness, but in the end they all failed!" said the mechanical butler.
"Since you can't resist, then accept it!" Mr. Guo said.
"Alright, I feel like you'll be my last master!" said the mechanical butler earnestly.
"I'll talk about it when I'm alive!" Guo Xiaopeng said with a smile.
"I need to evolve the system now, and I have to have two or three years, during which time you have to protect yourself and don't die!" said the mechanical butler to Guo Xiaopeng.
"I understand, don't worry!" Guo Xiaopeng replied!
"Then I'll be relieved!I'll send you out, but before I send you out, I'll let you sing a song!" said the mechanical butler. Let's have a book
"Why is a song so familiar?" Guo Xiaopeng said in his heart.
"That's right, you guessed it! Because the time is almost up and the manuscript needs to be delivered, the author commissioned me to play a song for you, which is not so obtrusive!" said the mechanical butler.
"Can you make a face? Why do you want to write for the author? He doesn't work hard to update himself, he eats, drinks and has fun every day, why do you carry the black pot for him!" Guo Xiaopeng scolded.
"You say the author doesn't make money, how can we continue the story?"
"Okay! I'm speechless! Then you can sing!" Guo Xiaopeng said.
"Like a seaweed, the seaweed flutters with the waves, and the seaweed dances in the waves
Seaweed, seaweed, it is terrifying, I have it, I am happy, the sea of people, the vast, the ups and downs of the waves
Life is like a dream, where are you, dear, I have walked the steepest mountain road and seen the most magnificent sunrise
On the side of the midnight road, he said to the night sky that I would not admit defeat, gambled with his life, and danced with the devil, and had already seen through those routines
It's enough to keep a little, I've drunk the strongest wine, and I've soaked the proudest girl, and I'm as casual as a prodigal son
Also serious like a fool, the darkness and loneliness I have walked through, the betrayal and helplessness I have suffered
But I still can't understand this demon, I only learned to live spontaneously, you and I are in this vast sea of people
The inconspicuous grass, but who said the little people
You can't be heroes, you and I are just in this vast sea of people
I don't know how thick the sky is, that grass
So don't worry about being happy, just love and smile hard
The sea of people, the vastness, the ups and downs of the current, life is like a dream, where are you, dear
Seaweed seaweed flutters with the waves, seaweed seaweed dances in the waves
Seaweed seaweed, I walked the steepest mountain path
The most magnificent sunrise ever seen, just off the Midnight Highway
Saying to the night sky that I don't admit defeat, I bet my life on it
I have also danced with the devil, and I have already seen through those routines
It's enough to keep a little, the strongest liquor ever
has also soaked in the most proud girl, casual like a prodigal son
Also serious like a fool, I walked through the darkness and loneliness
has suffered betrayal and helplessness, but still can't understand this demon
I only learned to live spontaneously, and you and I are in this vast sea of people
The inconspicuous grass, but who said the little people
You can't be heroes, you and I are just in this vast sea of people
I don't know how thick the sky is, that grass
So don't worry about being happy, just love and smile hard
The sea of people, the vastness, the ups and downs of the tide, life is like a dream, where are you dear
Honey, you are here, like a seaweed swaying with the waves
Seaweed and seaweed dance in the waves, seaweed and seaweed manage it in the waves, I have my joy!"
The mechanical butler played the music again, and Guo Xiaopeng suddenly realized that this mechanical butler played a song he had heard on the earth, so he should be able to find his way back to the earth at this time......