This World Is Crazy (1)

[I heard that Snow White is running away.] 】

Time remaining: 20 days

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The world must be crazy→_→. Ling Feng thought. When I woke up, the art style of the whole world changed!

He listened calmly to Kong Chen's explanation.

This is a fairy tale virus invasion, and the whole world has become a fairy tale character, and everyone has no normal memories of the original...... Except for Ling Feng.

"Oh, yes, you're Snow White, good. Kong Chen added.

After listening to this sentence, Ling Feng was not calm: "What the hell! How can this thing be cracked, since it is a virus, it must be able to solve it, right?"

"That's true," Kong Chen nodded, "There is only one way, and that is to finish the plot of a fairy tale." You can do it boldly, and they won't have this memory after the virus is solved. Moreover, the injuries suffered by those who died during this time will also be restored when the virus is cracked. ”

"But it's not just you, Snow White, but other people's fairy tales...... I'll prompt you then. "But there's a time limit, you only have 20 days - when you look up at the sky, you'll find an hourglass, that's the remaining time, when the hourglass runs out—"

"What will happen?" Ling Feng asked.

Kong Chen pointed to the window, Ling Feng looked through the window----- it seemed to be Zi Laiye, he was wearing a bright and blind ruby dress, holding a green frog in his hand, he looked at the frog, and said in an obsessive voice: "Oh my Raphael, how beautiful you are, you are the April day of the world, I am deeply impressed by you~"

Ling Feng: "...... What is he doing?"

"Oh, flirting with his new Frog Raphael. Kong Chenle said, "That's it." When the deadline comes, you will also become such a fool. ”

"......," Ling Feng said solemnly, "Don't worry! I will definitely save the world!"

"Okay, good luck. Kong Chen made a cheering gesture.

Ling Feng began to observe his surroundings.

His room is on the second floor, the windows are rectangular and the size can be climbed out of them, and the garden looks out of the window. There is a coffee-colored bookcase in the room, and a portrait of Empress Tsunade hangs on the wall.

"Actually, I really want to complain, Tsunade has yellow hair, and Jiraiya has white hair, and I'm a white snow...... The princess is dark-haired, and no one will doubt the problem?"

Kong Chen patted Ling Feng on the shoulder: "Don't take it seriously, in a world invaded by the virus, people will not have a sense of disobedience to this kind of thing." ”

"Okay, since Tsunade is his own mother, eighty percent has already received the bento," Ling Feng thought for a while, "Then the current queen should be ......"

Jiraiya Tsunade has it, and there is still one left of the three ninjas. The corners of Ling Feng's mouth twitched. Meow, but don't be that person.

"Since it's a plot and there is a time limit, it's better to hurry up. Ling Feng tried it, and his ability was still there, so he pushed open the window with confidence and walked out with his hand.

There was no one in the garden, and there was a fence at the end of the garden, but this was not too difficult for Ling Feng, and he jumped over it. The moment he landed, Ling Feng felt a wave of dizziness, and what should have been land under his feet turned into a plank.

"......" Ling Feng looked up, the coffee-colored bookcase, and on the wall was a portrait of Empress Tsunade.

"Why am I coming back?"

"Because the plot of your castle hasn't left yet, you want to go directly to the forest. Kong Chen sighed, "It's time to brush up." As long as you don't follow the general plot, or you die, you will keep brushing the files and starting over. ”

"The news...... For better and for worse. At least I don't have to worry about my life. Ling Feng said optimistically.

Without giving Ling Feng time to think about the next step, a regular three knocks sounded on the door, and Ling Feng said, "Please come in." ”

The door opened softly, and a white, long-haired girl dressed as a maid stood at the door and whispered, "Your Royal Highness Princess, the queen wants to see you." ”

Ling Feng was first scorched by the sound of "Her Royal Highness the Princess", and then reacted: "The queen wants to see me?!"

"Yes, Your Highness Princess. Please follow me. The white-haired maid continued to speak deferentially.

"Uh...... All right. Ling Feng touched his nose. It shouldn't be an accident.

He took a closer look and found that this big-breasted white-haired maid looked very familiar, so Ling Feng asked, "...... What's your name?"

The white-haired girl smiled lightly: "My name is Yao Shidou, Her Royal Highness the Princess." ”

"!! "Die long, Yakushi Dou is not only transgender, but also a maid!⊙_⊙ Ling Feng is now sure that his stepmother is Orochimaru, that's right.

Yakushi took himself to find Orochimaru...... Ling Feng overturned his previous idea that nothing would happen.

He followed behind him in a trance, and circled the complex castle several times. Finally, he stopped at a door. The dark purple door is covered with gilt gold patterns, and this door is large, full of 3 meters high. "The queen likes to read in here. Because it's quiet. ”

This is the place of the queen, there are books, and very few people pass through here. Ling Feng thought about it, put his hand on the golden doorknob, pulled it back, the door didn't move, he pulled it harder—the door still didn't move.

“…… Princess, this is pushed. Dou stretched out his hand and pushed forward, and the door opened silently.

"Ahem, what, note on the door next time. Ling Feng scratched his head.

Dou did not reply, she stood at the door and bowed respectfully and said, "Dear Queen, the princess is here." ’

Ling Feng was shaken by the sound of "princess" thunder again.

"Come in. "A familiar magnetic voice.

It's really Orochimaru.

Ling Feng pursed his lips, then walked over.

Orochimaru was sitting on a quaint hollowed-out wooden chair, with a thick open book in his hand, the title of which was invisible. Ling Feng glanced at Orochimaru's chest—flat.

It seems that Orochimaru is not sexually denatured. Ling Feng thought. Of course, it could also be flat-chested.

"Before you know it, you've grown up, Snow White. Orochimaru's snake pupils stared at Ling Feng.

"......" Ling Feng didn't speak. He caught a glimpse of a mirror standing in the corner of the room - was this the legendary magic mirror?

"You can already inherit that position. Orochimaru continued.

Ling Feng was stunned for a few seconds before he realized what Orochimaru meant—it was the throne—he didn't expect that the princess could also inherit the throne, although he was a man.

"But...... Orochimaru chuckled as he closed the book in his hand, "I like that seat too." ”

Is this to usurp the throne? Declare war? As soon as Ling Feng opened his mouth, there was a tingling pain in his calf, followed by numbness from the bottom up, and he looked down to see a small crimson snake wrapped around his leg, and the snake's eyes were full of cold colors.

I day. Before Ling Feng lost consciousness, he gave Orochimaru a middle finger in his heart.

*

Ling Feng opened his eyes. A coffee-colored bookcase with a portrait of Empress Tsunade on the wall.

Started all over again.

"Make no mistake, die so soon. Ling Feng complained.

There was a regular knock at the door, Ling Feng looked over vigilantly, and he said in a deep voice, "Come in." ”

Doudou, dressed in a maid's costume, stood at the door and whispered, "Your Highness Princess, the queen wants to see you." ”

No appointment, no appointment, no appointment. Ling Feng shook his head: "Don't, I won't go." "If you go, you're going to die!

Dou raised his eyes, obviously not expecting Ling Feng's answer. She blinked, "Are you sure, princess?"

"Sure. Let's go. Ling Feng lifted his chin.

Dou hooked the corners of his lips: "...... Sorry, princess. That's all there is to it. ”

Ling Feng frowned, and then three needles with a cold light were inserted into his neck.

Ling Feng: "......"

The needle was poisonous, and Ling Feng lay on his back and fell to the ground. The last picture in the line of sight is walking step by step, smiling.

*

The coffee-colored bookcase, and the walls are still beautiful.

"This plot is not quite right, this is a black fairy tale!" Ling Feng covered his head.

Kong Chen pouted: "You're too ...... What's that, that's the beginning, you're already stuck. Don't look at the repetition you keep repeating, the rest of the time is not waiting for you. ”

Ling Feng looked out the window, and there was indeed a huge hourglass in the sky, and grains of grit were leaking from above, seemingly slow but unobstructed—time was passing.

"Damn!" Ling Feng hammered down the wall hard, "If I go, I will die, if I don't go, I will die, do you want me to preemptively fight him?" but his hands are poisonous. ”

Ling Feng stood by the window, his mind spinning rapidly.

What can be done to avoid death?

An answer is gradually forming in the mind. Ling Feng curled the corners of his mouth and pushed open the window.

At the same time, there was a regular knock at the door again.