Li Dabao: Let's go, what's the hurry daughter-in-law rubbing?

Gao Xiumei: Hey~~~ Big flicker! Big flicker!

Li Dabao: What are you shouting about, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name? How many times have I told you?

The audience laughed, Li Dabao had never dressed up like this, he was a little old man. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

This was also designed by Li Dabao himself, and he followed Zhao Benshan's outfit in his previous life.

Especially his iconic hat.

Gao Xiumei: Child's father,

Li Dabao: Hey.

Gao Xiumei: If you want me to say don't sell this kidnapping!

Li Dabao: Don't say that, don't sell it, do this crutch and work and build materials, you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't sell it?

Gao Xiumei: This street is full of good legs and feet, who buys your stuff?

Li Dabao: What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a fool. I can fool the righteous and evil, and I can fool the traitor, and the little couple is doing well, and I fooled him and separated. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!

Li Dabao's vivid performance amused everyone.

Gao Xiumei: Haha, you can pull it down,

Li Dabao: Believe it or not?

Gao Xiumei: I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?

Li Dabao: That's my strength.

Gao Xiumei: I don't know your strengths yet, (to the audience) our child's father is interesting, I heard that Accountant Wang's family bought horses and sold car covers, I heard that Silenzi bought motorcycles and sold hard hats, I heard that Zhang San's sister-in-law couldn't sleep and went to that person's house to sell sleeping pills, and the most annoying thing was that I heard that the old Zhao Sanya was going to get married, and he even sold pink pants and flower bras at his doorstep.

Hearing this, all the audience was happy.

By now, what is certain is that this little piece will definitely not be there.

Li Dabao: Don't say it, this is called the market, pay attention to the amount in advance!

Gao Xiumei: There are times when you make mistakes in advance!

Li Dabao: This is a mistake.

Gao Xiumei: I heard that Lao Zhang locked the pillar, he drove a four-wheeled bicycle and smashed his legs, and he got up early to do this crutch for others, but the people smashed it heavily, and he was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and this crutch was not sold, hahaha~~~Hehehe~~~~ Oops~~~

Li Dabao: Don't worry, I'll sell this pair of abductions today.

Gao Xiumei: Then the streets are full of good legs, who buys them?

Li Dabao: Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg and sell it to him today, and see my ability to fool him.

Gao Xiumei: Then aren't you lying?

Li Dabao: Those who wish to take the bait, do you understand? Help me shout a few words.

Gao Xiumei: I won't fool around, you can do it yourself~

Li Dabao: Look at my eyes, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout~~~

Gao Xiumei: Ah, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!

This made a lot of people laugh. sighed secretly, Li Dabao deserves to be called a genius, this sketch not only satirizes those profiteers, but also has humor.

Lao Pan: I said, what are you commanding blindly, you? You know where I'm going to go, you just let me kidnap you?

Li Dabao: Shouting for sale.

Gao Xiumei: Sell! Sell,

Li Dabao: What are you selling?

Gao Xiumei: Turn

Li Dabao: Connected.

Gao Xiumei: Kidnapped! Trafficked

The crowd laughed again.

Pan: Well, what's going on? Who wants to kidnap you?

Gao Xiumei: No, he abducted ~~~

Lao Pan: Are you going to abduct and sell it?

Li Dabao: What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, just like that, you and I can sell it, you buy it!

The crowd laughed.

Li Qingsong's face was even worse, he originally wanted to see Li Dabao's jokes, but now they are performing so well.

In particular, Li Dabao couldn't see the slightest bit of unhappiness at all.

Could it be that Li Dabao was originally a gay?

Or did the boar not do what he was told?

on-site.

Pan: What the hell is going on with you?

Li Dabao: What's the matter, you're nosy~~~

Gao Xiumei: The two of us are two people, playing here!

Li Dabao: Hehehe, we are a family, playing here!

Lao Pan: These two people, big New Year's Day, sell their daughters-in-law to play ~~~ oops~~~~

Gao Xiumei: Abduction~~~

Li Dabao: Stand down~~~ It's very serious.

Gao Xiumei: What?

Li Dabao: It's too serious.

Pan: What are you talking about?

Li Dabao: Hehe, it's none of your business~~~

Gao Xiumei: What is it, serious?

Li Dabao: I should tell him ~~~ Don't tell him about this disease, it's dangerous~~~ It's okay, I see something wrong here, my daughter-in-law won't let me say it, you can't believe it, you can go, it's okay~~~Hehe~~~ It's okay~~~~ Go ~~~

Lao Pan: God chatter~~~ You are really ~~~

As soon as he was about to leave, Li Dabao said: This disease is found to be in the late stage!

Lao Pan: What's the matter with you? Say something nice about the Chinese New Year! What's going on!

Li Dabao: Don't get excited, you can see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it~~~

Lao Pan: You have to say it, believe it or not, what's going on?

Li Dabao: Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you do!

Lao Pan: Ahem, you still know what I do, what do I do?

Li Dabao: You are a big boss in business——

Pan: What?

Li Dabao: That's impossible.

Pan: Nonsense,

Li Dabao: ...... you

Lao Pan: Did the big boss ride this out?

Li Dabao: Working in a restaurant.

Gao Xiumei: How do you know he's in a hotel?

Li Dabao: There is a smell of green onions on my body~~~ Is it from a hotel?

Lao Pan: That~~~ What do you say I'm doing in a hotel?

Li Dabao: The chef who turns the spoon!

Pan: Huh?

Li Dabao: No?

Gao Xiumei: Oh, how do you know he's a chef?

Li Dabao: Big head, thick neck, not a big money—— isn't it?

Lao Pan: Wow, okay, okay~~~ You guessed right,

Li Dabao: Don't count, do you?

Lao Pan: Ah, yes, yes, the profession is definitely right. So what did you just say about me, what did you say is serious and advanced, what's going on?

Li Dabao: Can you believe it?

Pan: You have to say it before I know if I believe it or not.

Li Dabao: In the recent period, I don't feel a certain part of your body, which is different from the past. You think, you think hard~~~, you tell the truth,

Lao Pan: I don't feel anything different, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?

Li Dabao: By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?

Pan: Why?

Li Dabao: It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that is suffocating the top.

Pan: Where did that come from?

Li Dabao: Below the waist ~~~ feet up ~~~

Pan: Legs?

Li Dabao: That's right!

Pan: No, I'm not sick with my leg!

Li Dabao: Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick! If you want to see a doctor, just take two steps to see a doctor!

Lao Pan: Okay~~~ Take two steps, walk two steps, walk two steps, take two steps, take two steps~~~

Li Dabao: Stop! You're okay with your shoes, right?

Pan: What's wrong?

Li Dabao: One with high and one with low?

Lao Pan: This is a travel shoe!

Li Dabao: That's right, it's your leg that is sick, and one leg is short!

Lao Pan: If I want one leg long and one leg short, the pants seller will tell me!

Li Dabao: The pants seller told you that you still buy pants, which is like my heart?

Pan: Yes

Li Dabao: That's it, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs are raised with my hands, you can lift as high as you can, I let you fall down, you can drop as hard as you want, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is designated to be sick, and your right leg is short! Come, get up!

Li Dabao: Stop!

Pan: It's numb

Gao Xiumei: What's wrong with him?

Li Dabao: You stomp, you are numb!

Li Dabao: Is it numb?

Lao Pan: It's numb~~~

Li Dabao: Walk, walk! Don't be empty, your legs are 100% sick, don't be empty, relax! go, go, go, go, don't want to stop, can you walk with me? Walk, little by little, you go~~~

(Lao Pan cooperates with the action)

Lao Pan: Eh, eh, eh~~~ Oh my mom!

Li Dabao: You go!

Gao Xiumei: Oops, the good leg is lame!

Pan: What do you say?

Li Dabao: Did you look at it, my daughter-in-law could see it, and she said that you were lame if you flickered.

Lao Pan: Sister, why didn't you find out so early?

Gao Xiumei: If you haven't met him earlier, you would have been lame if you met him earlier~~

Li Dabao: I transferred you a long time ago~~~

Pan: Big brother, what's going on?

Li Dabao: Don't worry, you, when you were young, you broke your legs,

Lao Pan: No, I've been a fool?

Li Dabao: Transferred! Transferred to this leg, and then your occupation was very unfavorable to you, it turned out that you were not a spoon, you were a cutter, and you always worked this leg, so this leg was pressed heavier and heavier, and it became heavier and heavier~~~ The light one is tiptoeing, the heavy one is necrosis of the femoral head, and the late stage is a vegetative person!

Gao Xiumei: Hahahahaha~~~

Li Dabao: What are you doing?

Gao Xiumei: I said~~~ It's the first time I've watched you play~~~ hahaha

Li Dabao: Adjust the disease!

Lao Pan: Big brother, what kind of medicine do I have to use?

Li Dabao: It's not easy to use medicine!

Gao Xiumei: For the Chinese New Year, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about crutches!

Li Dabao: Look, my wife knows it, crutches!

Pan: On crutches?

Li Dabao: Please be seated~~~

Li Dabao: After crutches, your two legs are gradually balanced, little by little, it will be better, I was at the beginning, an old man saw that my leg was sick, she was distressed about money, did not let me see a doctor, and finally, crippled~~~

Pan: You?

Li Dabao: There is a steel plate in it, and I can't bend it back~~~

Pan: Is this a waste leg?

Gao Xiumei: Old man, let's have good legs~~~

Li Dabao: What are you talking about!Good~~~ Who has good legs on crutches?

Pan: Yes.

Gao Xiumei: That's not it-

Li Dabao: Don't be fooled!

Lao Pan: Oh, eldest sister, don't keep messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always mixing with this ~~~ I see what's going on with this leg~~~

Li Dabao: You don't need legs~~~ Look~~~ I'll leave for you, I haven't left in the past~~~ It's all over~~~

(Li Dabao goes)

Lao Pan: Oops, oops, oops, my mother, oops~~~ It's so serious,

Li Dabao: How many shoes have I lost?!

Gao Xiumei: Don't be blind there, didn't the Venerable Master steal the chicks when you threw off your shoes?

Li Dabao: Can you catch up with your legs? How much do you have a shoe?

Lao Pan: That~~~22~~~

Li Dabao: Two hundred and two?

Pan: Where do you have to buy crutches?

Gao Xiumei: Oh, big brother, don't you understand, he just wants to sell you this pair of crutches~~~

Li Dabao: What are you talking about? What are you selling? What kind of stuff am I selling? Why are you like this? Isn't it over when a woman picks it up and gives it to him?

Lao Pan: Don't~~

Gao Xiumei: It's not for sale!

Li Dabao: Don't talk, okay?

Lao Pan: Oh, big brother, big brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money~~~

Li Dabao: I know your character, she is a woman who wants money, and you can't grind it away and don't give it, you want face, and if you tell you that I don't want it, it means that you look down on you, right? I still have to ask for it, give half, one hundred.

Lao Pan: Hey, okay~~~

Li Dabao: I'll tell you to be more anxious with you!

Pan: Okay, good

Li Dabao: Stop talking~~~

(Lao Pan paid for it)

Lao Pan: Alas, big brother, what is that, big brother~~~ I only have thirty-two yuan for the two of you~~~

Gao Xiumei: Then take it, it's a lot

Li Dabao: What kind of bicycle do you want?

Lao Pan: Oh, yes, yes~~~

Li Dabao: Why are you like this?

Gao Xiumei: I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? You said you want a bicycle~~~

Li Dabao: I'm smiling, I can't take care of this daughter-in-law, I want a bicycle when I meet someone.

Gao Xiumei: I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!

Li Dabao: I won't take you out in the future~~~

Lao Pan: Big brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said is still reasonable, you say that like my legs and feet, basically say goodbye to bicycles, right? I'll give you the bicycle~~~ Okay?

Li Dabao: Okay, good~~~

Gao Xiumei: No~~~ You can't ask for other people's bicycles. Hurry up and push it away~~~ He's pit you!

Lao Pan: You're cheating on me! Why are you like this? I wondered, how could there be such a big gap between two people who live together?

Li Dabao: Brother, take a walk!

Lao Pan: Big brother, fate!

Li Dabao: Don't get excited~~~ Go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days~~~

Lao Pan: Okay~~~ big brother.

Li Dabao: Don't get excited.

Lao Pan: What is that~~~ I won't say anything, I~~~

Gao Xiumei: Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?

Li Dabao: What's the point, he still has to thank us

Pan: Thank you!

Li Dabao: Look at it!

(Lao Pan went down on crutches)

Li Dabao: What are you doing? Why are you distressed? Go, change places!

Gao Xiumei: What are you going to do?

Li Dabao: Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell his bicycle!

(Li Dabao pushes the bicycle off the field, Gao Xiumei goes down)

The audience applauded.

"Selling Abduction" was too successful. Li Dabao succeeded.

After coming down from the stage, Lao Pan hugged Li Dabao tightly.

"I didn't believe in genius before, but this time I finally did. ”

The whole scene is under Li Dabao's control.

There was even a period of time when I forgot the words.

But was saved by Li Dabao's action.

Can a false one say a thousand times come true?

In order to refute the unhealthy trends in society, you must believe in science, believe in yourself, and don't let people fool you.

The traffickers in the sketch claim to be connoisseurs, and the language that seems to be scientific is even more deceptive.

The buyer said that he had a "big face", which meant that there was no problem with his legs.

The seller said, "It was necrosis of the nerve endings in the legs, which made the face suffocated." ”

"Necrosis of nerve endings" is not a trivial matter, and whoever puts it on it has to "clump" in his heart.

The buyer said that there was nothing wrong with his left leg, but he had fallen on his right leg when he was a child. The seller said, "That's a transfer."

The word "metastasized" is a common word in the terminal stage of cancer, which is very inflammatory.

If you walk around after stomping your legs, you will definitely feel uncomfortable, so buyers are convinced that they have a disease in their legs.

People are very precious about their own health, so they are also prone to suspicion, over-sensitivity, and the parts that are not problematic will also produce illusions under the guidance of consciousness, and there will be a psychological suggestion effect of "cup bow and snake shadow", and then produce the psychology of eagerness for treatment.

The seller expressed his "experience": "If you walk on crutches for a while, you will be fine." ”

Since the law is so simple and ready-made, why not do it? At this time, the seller loses no time in taking out the abduction and selling it.

When the buyer heard that there was a cure for his leg, he was naturally overjoyed. As a result, a scam was declared a success.