Chapter 36: Beaten by a schoolboy
As soon as he slept until ten o'clock in the evening, Xie Lang was woken up by the ringtone of his mobile phone.
Xie Lang's first reaction was not a call from his family, but a harassing phone call.
Because when Xie Lang came back in the afternoon, he only talked to his family on the phone and mentioned that he would go back this weekend, so it would definitely not be his parents.
He looked at the phone number, and the caller ID was from Donghai, and secretly thought: The local number, could it be from the school?
It's so late, what will the school look for on itself?
Xie Lang turned on the light in the room, got up and leaned on the bed, and after connecting the phone, he fed him angrily.
"Hey, is it Xie Lang?" On the other end of the phone, the voice of the female customer service came not as Xie Lang imagined, it seemed to be a very familiar voice, but I didn't know where I had heard it.
Xie Lang was slightly puzzled, and then looked at the phone number again, it was indeed a number he hadn't seen, who was it?
Xie Lang asked a little puzzled: "Yes, I'm Xie Lang." Who are you? “
"It's me, I'm Wu Ye. Wu Ye's voice now is very small and gentle, where is the appearance of a female man a few days ago, there is a world of difference from before.
Wu Ye?
Thinking of Wu Ye's identity, Xie Lang was also relieved why the other party had his own phone number.
"Hey, Xie Lang, are you hearing me?"
Wu Ye, who was holding her mobile phone, had a lot of sweat oozing from her palms, and crystal beads of sweat were dripping from her forehead to her nose.
It can be seen that Wu Ye is very nervous to call Xie Lang, and he must have thought it through before making the call.
You must know that this is the first time that Wu Ye has spoken to a man in a very gentle and ladylike tone, and the other party is still Xie Lang, a shameless person.
Toot toot toot!
As soon as he heard that it was Wu Ye, Xie Lang immediately hung up the phone, and a busy signal immediately came from the earpiece.
"Bastard!" Hearing the busy tone of the phone, Wu Ye's anger instantly came up, as if the fuse had been ignited, and he rushed straight to his head.
"The old lady used such a ladylike tone with him, and dared to hang up the phone call of the old lady??"
"Xie Lang, are you still a man, even if you beat my wife and a woman, you still bully me a woman and call you father, do you have a little gentlemanly demeanor?"
Thinking of these grievances, Wu Ye hated it so much that his teeth itched, but there was no way, only Xie Lang could help him at present, so he endured his temper and turned back.
Unexpectedly, Xie Lang didn't answer this time, and after the phone rang, Xie Lang hung up the phone directly, and then turned his head and continued to sleep.
Originally, Wu Ye's next lines were ready, and when this kid was connected, the first sentence was: Xie Lang, the old lady gives you five minutes to prepare, and then come to XX place, otherwise the old lady will kill your house.
But Wu Ye was immediately dumbfounded, holding his mobile phone and staying there in a daze, as if he couldn't believe that Xie Lang hung up his phone again?
Although the old lady is not stunning, it is not bad.
Wu Ye was very unhappy, and she was stubborn and began to call again, once or twice.
After waiting for the seventh, eighth, and ninth times, Wu Ye was surprised to find that the phone that dialed the guy was busy, and it seemed that he had taken his number off the blacklist.
So, Wu Ye, who was angry, ran to borrow a mobile phone again, and dialed Xie Lang's phone again, as soon as he connected it, Wu Ye said very angrily: "The surname is Xie, you have a kind, you actually dare to block the old lady's number? Don't make the old lady angry, or I'll let the mobile deactivate your number now, and then find your file and kill your family." ”
"Then come on, I just rented the room outside, hey, you can't find it. Xie Lang's voice sounded very unflat, cheap.
Doodoo Doodoo......
Hang up sounds.
"Bastard !!"
Boom..
Wu Ye, who had been suppressed for a long time, directly smashed the mobile phone to the ground, jumped up with the whole person, and kept stepping on the mobile phone with both feet, like a grumpy little lion, completely stepping on the mobile phone.
"Ahhh ”
The colleague looked at Wu Ye's angry face, and couldn't help but say, "Captain, that's my mobile phone..."
"Ahh ”
Wu Ye was instantly embarrassed, so he could only restrain his hot temper and said very dissatisfied: "Your greatness, it's a big deal to pay you a new Apple X tomorrow." ”
"Hey, then thank you Captain in advance... Captain, you can dissipate your anger first, you can't get through on the phone, you can try to send a message, right?"
"yes, why didn't I think of sending a message. ”
Sure enough, this time Wu Ye edited a long piece of information, densely packed, hundreds of words were sorted out, and then sent it to Xie Lang.
When Xie Lang checked the information, he probably didn't expect Wu Ye to send him a message without giving up, which was unexpected by Xie Lang.
"It seems that she must be in a hurry to find herself. Xie Lang thought to himself.
After reading the information on the phone, Xie Lang probably knew that it was Wu Ye who received a message from an informant that it was said that there would be an illegal transaction somewhere tonight, and he wanted to let him go with her.
Just when Xie Lang was really hesitating, Wu Ye called again and called over with another phone.
"Hey. ”
"Xie Lang is me, can you help me with this?".
"Yes, what's the benefit??" Xie Lang asked.
"If the news is confirmed to be true, how about it's all yours?? The main thing is that I haven't confirmed it yet, and I don't dare to notify it casually, so I want to go secretly alone, but I lack a partner, I want to think about it, it seems that you are the only one with good strength. ”
"I'll go!" Xie Lang finally made a decision this time.
Just kidding, Xie Lang is a virgin, and of course he wants to fight the bad guys.
Bah. In fact, Xie Lang just wanted to find this group of bad guys, and then touch the porcelain to earn a special wave of points.
"Really? That's great. Wu Ye said happily, "I'll go to XX now, you come quickly, don't let those people run away." ”
"Okay, you wait, I'll be right there!"
After Xie Lang put down his mobile phone, he took the opportunity to put on the big windbreaker he bought this afternoon, which looked like the hero of the Matrix, and was about to open the door, but suddenly stopped.
Xie Lang thought about it, my brother is now a systematic person, he is so handsome, and of course his posture when he goes out is even more handsome.
Turning around and coming to the window, Xie Lang pushed open the window, this is the third floor, there is a position to stand outside the window, Xie Lang waved his big windbreaker with both hands, and put on a handsome and chic posture.
"It's time to show off a real wave of technology – step forward!"
Xie Lang jumped.
Poof.
The next moment, there was a sudden explosion at the scene.
Originally, Xie Lang wanted to take advantage of Yasuo's forward slash to put on a wave of parkour by the window, but because he used the skill for the first time, he didn't fully grasp the essence of the skill, and his foot was accidentally twisted, and he fell from the third floor on the spot, and fell out of a dog gnawing mud.
Then with a painful "oops" sound, Xie Lang limped and disappeared into the night.
Fortunately, Xie Lang is systematically possessed, and his body is much stronger than ordinary people, otherwise he is afraid that he will have to lie in the hospital for several months this time.
Five minutes later, Xie Lang came to the place Wu Ye said. Seeing the limping figure, I saw Wu Ye constantly looking Xie Lang up and down with an embarrassed face, and asked, "Xie Lang, who are you..."
"Damn, don't mention it, it's not that group of dog readers, I'm just a prisoner of a novel, and as a result, a few elementary school students chased me to my house and beat me up. "The reader is lying down again.
"Wow, that's true love. Xie Lang, I really didn't expect you to write a novel. ”
"yes. ”
"Then with your strength, how can you not even beat elementary school students?"
"Just kidding, I Xie Lang seems to be the kind of person who can beat elementary school students? I never fight, my mother taught me to be a person who respects the old and loves the young, so I didn't fight back. Xie Lang's face was not red when he said this, and his heart was not beating.
"Then do you want me to help you catch those unscrupulous readers?" Wu Ye asked innocently.
"No, physical torture, it's hard to vent the hatred in my heart, I want to torture them mentally, and when I write the manuscript another day, I forcibly feed them poison and. ”