Chapter 366: Su Dongpo and the Policewoman Flower

The time of heart-to-heart chatting with Mr. Gao always passed quickly, and the students were still unsatisfied, and the bell for the end of class had already rang.

"After class, after class, let's come to Japan for a long time, and I'll come to tomorrow's self-study class. Gao Jun said with a smile.

The students reluctantly dispersed, and they already had a deep sense of identity with Gao Jun, just like their own big brother.

Gao Jun walked out of the south gate and went straight to the playground, these guys had just returned from vacation, their hearts were still wild outside, and their emotions were still very excited, it was inevitable that there would be any friction and quarrels, Gao Jun's job was to avoid anyone fighting in public.

As for going back to the dormitory, or finding a place where no one is to fight alone or fight in groups, he doesn't bother to care, some people and some things, using violence is the best way to solve it.

But when it comes to college, except for Wang Meng's alternatives, most people are of high quality, and everyone is busy playing games and falling in love when they have time, who has time to fight!

Gao Jun walked around, and everywhere he went, it was peaceful or ambiguous.

"Master!"

A coquettish cry came from behind him, Gao Jun turned around suddenly, and saw a fiery red figure running towards him, his hair was flying, and his red skirt was fluttering, like a fire elf, full of youthful atmosphere.

When Gao Jun saw it, he immediately opened his arms and said, "Come to your arms." ”

Qi Miao stopped abruptly, there were still many people around, the little girl blushed and said, "The master is so annoying, even the apprentice is teasing." ”

"There's no way, our master is declining, talents are withering, and in our generation, there are only our masters and apprentices. Gao Jun said sadly: "The master not only expects you to carry forward the master's family, but also expects you to pass on the family when necessary!"

What kind of rogue master is this? Where is the disciple, it is clearly a cultivation plan!

Qi Miao blushed and bit her lip, as if she was a little hesitant, if she had changed before, she would have smashed her leg down with a slap, but now she will only blush, this is not good, she is a professional athlete, she must have a temper and blood.

"The master is so bad. Qi Miao replied shyly: "This is for you!"

Gao Jun looked at the exquisite gift box she handed over, and asked curiously, "What is this? It can't be a token of love, right?"

"Hee-hee, sort of, but I didn't give it to you, my mother gave it to you. Qi Miao smiled sheepishly.

Gao Jun's head suddenly grew for a while, this little girl had always wanted to match herself and her young woman mother in her prime, which reminded Gao Jun of the woman in the hotel who took her fifty-eight-year-old mother and came out to experience a mother-daughter threesome together.

In contrast, Qi Miao and Miao Hui are more orthodox.

Gao Jun took the gift, only to hear Qi Miao chirp: "I went on a trip to the north with my mother during the long vacation, this is the first time we have traveled, it is so fun, so unforgettable, I don't want to come back."

This is a gift that my mother has chosen for a long time before I chose it for you, not only a gift, but also a heart, my mother said, this is to thank you for your help to me, and for taking care of her. ”

"Hey......" Gao Jun laughed, this little girl can also play word games.

It's help to her, but it's care for her mother. This help seems a bit blunt, but the care seems a lot more ambiguous.

"In that case, then I'll take it, thank your mother for me, and, what's in it?" Gao Jun asked.

Qi Miao shook her head and said: "I don't know, my mother didn't let me see it, in short, it is very suitable for you, by the way, my mother also said that you should go to the house to eat when you have time." ”

"Oh. Gao Jun replied lightly, he really didn't dare to show too much, for fear that this girl who hates her mother and doesn't marry will think too much.

"Then I'm leaving, master, and I'm going to the dormitory to give gifts to my roommates. Qi Miao said: "Oh, by the way, Tian Ni and Zhao Haiyan went home, because the road in their hometown suddenly collapsed, he was not temporarily trapped in the mountains and couldn't get out, so he had to come back a few days later, she asked me to come and say thank you to you, probably thank you for matching them, it should be recognized by both parents, this matter is done." ”

After Qi Miao finished speaking, he jumped and ran away.

Gao Jun thought about what Tian Ni asked her to bring, and the sudden landslide.

I'm afraid that the enemy is not dead, and he really chased Zhao Haiyan, but at the same time, there are organized people to protect him in secret, this landslide should be to isolate Zhao Haiyan and innocent people, and they have to solve all the enemies.

If this is the case, Gao Jun is very happy, he has always believed that the imperial court should be strong, thunder to attack, large soldiers to press the territory, and defeat the enemy at one time, it is best to come to annihilate them several times, in order to deter other people who are ready to move.

People don't offend me, I don't offend people Gao Jun thinks it's wrong, it's just for weak people.

And since you are strong enough, you should show a high profile from time to time, whether you are arrogant or strong, occasionally scold others, and show your sword from time to time, so that people who want to offend you will be jealous.

is like the Han Dynasty, killing the Huns until they almost wiped out the country, just like the Tang Dynasty, killing all the countries to come to the dynasty.

Of course, the prerequisite is that you have to be really strong enough.

Gao Jun shook his head, he couldn't take care of things thousands of miles away, but he firmly believed that Zhao Haiyan must be safe, otherwise Tian Ni would not have sent a message to thank you.

He is more concerned about what kind of gift is in this brocade box now, thinking of Miao Hui's gentle and quiet appearance, virtuous and dignified temperament, it is estimated that the gift she gave must be very warm.

The playground was dark, he walked to the side of the road, and opened the brocade box by the street lamp.

After looking at it, he immediately frowned, and muttered curiously, "What is this strange thing?"

"This is ginseng processed through soaking, steaming, drying and other processes, a cooked product, known as red ginseng. It has a miraculous effect on symptoms such as spleen and kidney deficiency, true yang weakness, and frequent urination at the yang tail, especially the saponin Rg3 component contained in it, which can directly act on a certain place, increase blood flow, and secrete male hormones......"

A voice patiently and in detail explained in his ear, Gao Jun turned his head and was startled, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "You said that you are a beautiful girl, just like this, you will give a big man an aphrodisiac, and you don't blush?" Gao Jun smiled bitterly.

Zhang Jiao glanced at him and said: "This is a scientific explanation, why should I blush, the woman who should blush should be the woman who gave you this thing, this is obviously wanting to have a leg with you, and I am afraid that your body will be weak and tossed, so let you make up for it in advance......"

"Tut-tut...... Listen to what you said, what is it called having a leg, and what is unbearable tossing?" Gao Jun pouted and said: "Since this is ginseng, in addition to aphrodisiac, it has many effects, replenishing vitality, tonifying the spleen and lungs, soothing the nerves, and enhancing immunity. ”

"Okay, even if this ginseng is for you, there is a ring hanging on it. Zhang Jiao raised her chin and pointed.

Gao Jun also saw that there was a jade ring on it, he glanced at Zhang Jiao, and said, "Then what do you say about this ring?"

"Hmph, ring ring, quit fingers. Zhang Jiao snorted: "This is obviously a lover telling you that you should not treat your dexterous hands as your wife in the future, she is willing to replace her!"

"Oh, I'll go, Officer Zhang, I always thought I was dirty enough, but when I saw you today, I realized that there were people outside the people. Gao Jun said with a smile: "You are really not suitable to be a policeman, especially not an appropriate official, otherwise with your rich imagination, you will have to create many unjust, false and wrongful cases!"

"Cut, hard mouth, it's obvious that the little girl's widowed mother has taken a fancy to you and wants to recruit you!" Zhang Jiao said angrily.

"Hey, Su Dongpo joked with the Buddha Yin and asked, 'What do you think I look like?' and the Buddha Yin said, 'I think you are a Buddha.' Su Dongpo smiled: "I think you look like a piece of." ’

After going back, Su Dongpo proudly showed off to Su Xiaomei that he had taken advantage, but Su Xiaomei said: "Buddha Yin said that you are like a Buddha, which means that Buddha Yin has a Buddha in his heart, and you see him like a piece of, which means that your heart is full of." ’”

"What's wrong with you, what kind of nonsense?" Zhang Jiao glared at Gao Jun and said.

Gao Jun picked up the brocade box and said: "This is obviously a ginseng that replenishes qi and blood, nourishes the heart and calms the nerves, the effect is extraordinary, but in your eyes you only see its aphrodisiac function, this jade ring is solid and warm, delicate and round, lake green, transparent but slightly impurities, it should belong to Xiuyan jasper, and it is a general color."

The girl also said just now, their mother and daughter went to the north for a tour, this ginseng should have been bought in Changbai Mountain, as for this ring, Xiuyan jasper is also a special jade in the north, these two things are clearly the local products that people travel and brought to me, why are you saying so dirty?"

Listening to Gao Jun's eloquent words, he has seen and heard a wide range of things, and he can also quote scriptures, mocking and ironic, which suddenly made Zhang Jiao's face red and dumbfounded.

Gao Jun then changed his words and said, "I understand, you are jealous!"

"What? don't talk nonsense, what kind of vinegar do I eat?" Zhang Jiao hurriedly raised her voice and denied it.

Gao Jun smiled and said, "Last time you competed with Qi Miao, she said that she wanted me to be her stepfather, but you said that you wanted to be her master......

"I said it in a huff. Zhang Jiao's eyes narrowed.

"Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up. Gao Jun said: "When you see people giving me gifts, I immediately have dirty thoughts, and I am obviously jealous." ”

"I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. "Zhang Jiao is like a child.

"It's useless for you to call. Gao Jun said: "You are a police officer should know that when people are nervous and lying, their heartbeats will speed up, if you really have no other thoughts, you should be like water, dare to let me touch it?"

"Touch it, touch it, the old lady won't eat your jealousy, you touch, touch it!" Zhang Jiao puffed up her chest impatiently and took the initiative to come forward, anxious to prove her innocence.

Gao Jun's thick neck and red face used the agitation method, waiting for this moment, how could he miss it.

Without hesitation, he stretched out his hand......