29. A mouthful of poisoned milk

"The Barbarian King Wild Zone eats snake girls alone. ”

"It's so brutal, I haven't seen it clearly, and the snake girl is gone. ”

"Snake Girl: MMP, the old lady just wants to appear on camera. ”

"Where is the barbarian king, it's obviously the jungler Ezreal. ”

"Snakes and snakes are so cute, why do you eat snakes?"

"Cute, don't be stupid, that's a bamboo leaf, if you bite it, you will know that it is not cute. ”

Many viewers didn't react, and the bamboo leaf green was cut in two by Chu An, thinking about it, if you encounter this situation, few people can really hide.

The main reason is that the bamboo leaf green attack is too sudden, and the whole body is blue and hidden in the shrubs, which is very difficult to find, if it weren't for Chu An's nerves tense all the time, and he noticed that the shrubs trembled slightly, otherwise he would definitely be bitten by it.

The toxin of Zhu Yeqing is not strong, and there are no fatal cases in China, but if you bite it, it is estimated that it will be red, swollen and hot for several days, and it will die, which is much better than making Chu An injured.

In addition, snake meat contains a variety of essential amino acids, including glutamic acid, which enhances the vitality of brain cells, and aspartic acid, which can relieve human fatigue, and other nutrients, making it a good food for mental workers.

Chu An felt that his genius brain needed to be taken care of, and he was not Master Bei, he obviously had many delicacies that he didn't eat, so he had to live as a savage.

Survival, if you have a choice, of course, you have to eat and drink well, and it is not impossible to eat insects and ants if you don't have to choose.

"Not only in the sea, but also in the wilderness and jungle, many apex predators rely on the smell of blood to find their prey.

In this situation, we should clean up and evacuate the site......"

Chu An is also the first person who will talk about running away so freshly and refinedly, as for the audience's instigation, he has always turned a blind eye, not to mention whether he can beat it or not, if a few South China tigers come over, or a national treasure such as a golden leopard, will he dare to do it?

The national treasure beat him, there was no, Chu An beat the national treasure and sat in prison, he was such a scoundrel, he couldn't afford to provoke him, could it be that he couldn't hide?

"Centipedes die but do not stiffen, and the same is true for snakes, especially venomous snakes, after cutting off their heads, they must be buried deep in the soil, and snakes have a very peculiar nervous system.

Even within an hour of decapitation, its mouth can still open and close subconsciously.

A few years ago, there was a game chef in Guangyue, but he didn't notice this, and was bitten by the head of a poisonous snake that was cut off, and later the rescue was ineffective and he died on the spot. ”

Chu An carried the cherry tail of the bamboo leaf green, released a little water from the water bag, poured it into the snake's body, cleaned the snake's blood, and then rolled it into a twist shape and put it into the backpack behind him as a spare ingredient for Chinese food.

"In the wild jungle, you must observe the direction from time to time, there are too many similar places in the forest, and sometimes you will subconsciously go in the wrong direction, which is very important. ”

At the scene of the crime with the death of the snake girl, a safe distance was opened, Chu An took out a few wormwood plants he had just picked from his pocket, folded his hands, put the wormwood in the palm of his hand, grinded and kneaded the juice, and then applied the wormwood juice to the face, neck, ankles, and wrists, where the skin was exposed.

"It's cold, it feels good, you say, does the anchor look like a special soldier on TV?" Chu An said happily.

The drone lens is also very cooperative, flying close to give Chu An's handsome face a close-up.

But Hong Kong Zhen, the camouflage of the special forces is horizontal and horizontal, handsome, it looks like Chu An is simply washing his face with wormwood juice, and subconsciously glances at it, as if the savage who crawled out of the ravine has nothing to do with the handsome.

“???”

"Hints??"

"The anchor is crazy about hints?"

"It's cold, it's really good, the drama is misleading!"

"Hey...... 8.84,8.84……”

"I don't understand what you're talking about. Chu An frowned slightly, he couldn't answer this.

He glanced at his feet, found a familiar plant, pulled it out vigorously, and said happily: "Ginger." ”

"Garlic, onion, sweet potato......"

Shennongjia is not the birthplace of Chinese civilization, and there are abundant materials in it, and Chu An is like wandering around in a vegetable market, stopping and stopping along the way.

After a while, the backpack behind Chu An was filled with some ingredients, and he said with a smile on his face: "I have a hunch that this meal must be very rich at noon."

However, with only one bamboo leaf green, the protein intake is far from enough.

The anchor seems to have seen it in the sky, there is a stream not far in front, and it is also good to catch some river fresh and beat the tooth sacrifice.

Solemnly warn that the audience who is high-energy in front and has not ordered takeout should place an order quickly, so as not to hurt the innocent. ”

After speaking, Chu An couldn't care about the ingredients everywhere, brandished the dog-leg knife, and ran with his head down.

Although the ingredients and seasonings are good, they are obviously not good enough for him, a meat-free carnivore.

About three kilometers to the east, I walked about three kilometers and the sound of gurgling water sounded in my ears.

Chu An's face was delighted, and he began to slow down gradually: "Wild jungles, especially undeveloped forest areas like Shennongjia, you must be careful and careful when you are close to the water source, maybe when you look at the probe, there are a few big tigers waiting for you to drink water by the river." ”

As he spoke, Chu An stuck his head out of the bushes, wanting to observe the situation by the stream, when suddenly a fishy wind came to his nose.

A male, a female, a small, a family of three South China tigers, is happily holding a family dinner by the stream, lying in a pool of blood is a small impala, the internal organs have been hollowed out, the smallest tiger, stepping on the heart of the impala, with its milk teeth hard to bite.

Suddenly, Chu An, an outsider, broke in, with eight eyes facing each other, one person and three beasts, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

“………”

Chu An a drop of cold sweat ran down his forehead, this head, not stretched, not contracted, he showed a harmless and extremely embarrassed smile: "Brother Tiger, sister-in-law Tiger, Little Tiger, where about eating?"

The live broadcast room was silent for ten seconds, and an unprecedented barrage erupted, and the super golden dragon was flying all over the sky, and I don't know whether to pray for Chu An or gloat.

"Damn..."

"Cool ......"

"True, unequaled, poisonous milk! The anchor milked himself to death. ”

“666…… I don't know what else to say other than 666. ”

"1V3, or 3V1, no matter what, the anchor is a dead end, everyone can disperse. ”

"A family of three South China Tigers, the anchor won the jackpot. ”

"How to break the fateful situation?"

"Chu Shen, hurry up and run away, run away, this cowhide can blow for a lifetime. ”

The number of online people in the live broadcast room has climbed at the speed of opening and hanging, and in a blink of an eye, it has exceeded two million, and it can't be stopped.

The number of barrages per second, an extremely exaggerated number, more than 1.7 million, the screen was stuck, and then entered a black screen.

The server of the Doulong platform collapsed decisively.

"???"

"What's the black screen?"

"It looks like the server crashed. ”

"Doulong orphans, hurry up and fix it, pull the gate at a critical time, WQNMLGB. ”

"Garbage fighting dragon, garbage super pipe, Lao Tzu really wants to smash the computer with one punch. ”

"The largest live streaming platform? can accommodate 50 million online people? I'll you MLGB, dead garbage!"

"Hurry up and fix it, there are dead people in the house?"

More than two million people, these are all genuine online people, the demons are dancing, mourning is everywhere, the customer service center, the official website of Doulong, have become their targets.

In an instant, it alarmed all the high-level leaders of Doulong.

……

Magic Dragon Group.

Luo Shengtong, the president of Doulong, saw this scene, his face was so gloomy that he could drip water, and immediately ordered: "The standby server is fully open, and this situation must not be allowed to occur again."

There is also a notification to various departments, and in five minutes, a meeting will be held in the conference room. ”

Five minutes later, the Doulong conference room.

"What's going on?"

Luo Shengtong, president of Doulong, slapped the table angrily, pointed to the Chu'an live broadcast room behind him, which had restored the connection, and said in a calm voice: "The rookie anchor with more than 2 million online people still signed a lease contract.

Zhao Dezhu, you, the minister of live broadcasting, explain to you why?"

Lease contract, fifty-fifty share, no resources, no promotion, no conditions, no restrictions, come if you want, go when you want.

Zhao Dezhu looked flustered, walking on thin ice, looked at Lin Chaojie in the corner, and shouted angrily: "Xiaolin, didn't I tell you to go to Jiangnan City to sign a contract with Chu An a few days ago?"

The eyes of everyone in the office fell on Lin Chaojie, he stood up, glanced at Zhao Dezhu contemptuously, and explained loudly to Luo Shengtong: "Mr. Luo, I went to Jiangnan a few days ago.

But Minister Zhao only gave me a contract for A-level signing.

Chu An felt that we Doulong despised him, so he said, wait until he comes back after this live broadcast. ”

"A-level signing contract?"

Luo Shengtong looked at Zhao Dezhu expressionlessly: "Is there such a thing?"

Zhao Dezhu hurriedly explained: "Yes, but ......"

"Zhao Dezhu, your uncle's. ”

Luo Shengtong angrily slammed the folder and scolded: "A rookie anchor with no background and no resources, relying on his own strength, has more than 2 million fans, and there is not a trace of water mixed in it, you only give him an A-level contract."

Zhao Dezhu, is your head?

Get out of here now. ”

Mr. Luo...... Minister Zhao is Boss Li's man. The vice president of Doulong, who was beside him, kindly persuaded him, and at the same time glanced at Zhao Dezhu with disdain.

Luo Shengtong said with a gloomy face: "It's not easy for anyone to come, let him have the ability to let Boss Li come and talk to me in person." ”

When it came to this, Zhao Dezhu couldn't stay no matter how thick-skinned he was, so he had to leave in a gloomy manner, and glanced at Lin Chaojie resentfully before leaving.

This bastard dared to bite him back, and I was so angry.

After waiting for Zhao Dezhu to leave, Luo Shengtong's anger slowly calmed down a lot, and he instructed Lin Chaojie: "Xiaolin, this Chu An will be handed over to you, I can give you the greatest right to speak, and I must sign him." ”

"Mr. Luo, I'll do my best......" Lin Chaojie nodded and agreed quietly.