"Uncle, thank you so much...... I... I'm so moved that I really don't know what to say..."Xie Lang fakely wiped the tears on his face, and wiped his nose with snot.

"It's okay young man, I look at your face, you will definitely soar in the future, you will be rich and rich, and you must endure a little setback in front of you. ”

"Yes, uncle... Uncle, in fact, I am an author who writes online articles, I decided to write you a good man's trick, and if you make a movie in the future, I must ask you to act. ”

"Okay, what's the name of the novel, when the time comes, I will recommend my son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter and grandson to read your novel, and let them give you a reward!"

"Oh, don't...... I'll be embarrassed to do that... That novel... Call...... Well... Uncle, you see the blood on my head is still flowing, if it's okay... Why don't I go to school and get bandaged first?"

"Go, go, go, you go, little brother, you must study hard in the future. ”

"I will. ”

After putting the money in his pocket, Xie Lang squeezed out of the crowd with a lewd smile and walked away.

The system inexplicably rewarded Xie Lang with 20 points and a thousand red envelopes, and at present, Xie Lang's porcelain points are just 100 yuan.

Coming to a small corner of the campus, Xie Lang put away the pitiful expression just now and replaced it with a joke, as if nothing had happened just now.

At this time, the blood on Xie Lang's head had been cleaned, and all the banknotes in his trouser pocket were taken out, and after counting, there were more than 1,700 yuan.

At this time, several scumbag youths from before followed. Looking at Xie Lang, it was like seeing an idol, Xie Lang's routine just now was really surprising.

They didn't seem to expect that the guy who is known as the first lewd man in the online literature industry is actually an old handsome man.

Xie Lang saw that the routine was seen through by those boys, and began to pretend to be pitiful again, "Ahem, ahem, my dear reader, it's all for life." You don't know how much I paid for that month... It's only a few hundred yuan, and if you don't give me a reward, forget it, and urge me to change every day, can I not be a prisoner?"

Just as he was talking about this person, a few tall seniors suddenly rushed over from the teaching building, and surrounded Xie Lang's readers in three or two.

The group of scum readers were immediately frightened, their eyes stared at the group of people, and the leading Huang Mao asked, "What do you want to do??"

Huang Xiaobo's face sank, and when he saw Xie Lang rushing to himself, he said sharply: "Okay, you guys who haven't grown all the hair dare to rush to our school to make trouble, see if we don't kill you!"

As soon as Huang Xiaobo spoke, several college students immediately ignored Xie Lang, and 5 college students and more than 10 junior high school students fought together.

"Stop~ Don't hit my readers!"

Swish!

A magnetic voice sounded, Xie Lang swept out with a whip leg, and several of the college students screamed miserably and flew out upside down on the spot.

Xie Lang rushed over, protecting his readers.

In an instant, Xie Lang's glorious and tall image fell in the eyes of all his readers.

Xie Lang protected his readers to the death, turning his back to his readers and saying, "You are not allowed to bully my lovely readers. ”

Huang Mao and his friends were stunned when they saw it, and their eyes were fixed on Xie Lang, only to feel that Xie Lang was exuding a strong and tall light, so dazzling.

Is this the gentle author who does not speak?

It's so handsome~ so cool. It's so manly.

Let's ask, how can such a lewd and handsome author, handsome with a little melancholy, melancholy revealing connotation, and connotation mixed with bohemian and uninhibited author, how can the novel not be popular?

It may be that Xie Lang's words just now touched everyone's heartstrings, and they forgot all about Eunuch Xie Lang.

"Gentle without words, I support you, we are waiting for you to send a new book, and I will give you a subscription and a reward when the time comes!"

"I'm going to give you the alliance leader!!Boss, I'll give you a reward for Q coins when you go back. The leading yellow hair said loudly to Xie Lang's back.

Xie Lang turned his face, his face sank suddenly, and he said fiercely, "Who wants you to reward, do you think the boss is like that kind of person?"

Everyone nodded in unison and hurriedly shook their heads again.

As soon as the conversation changed, Xie Lang said again, "Oh yes, boss, I recently wrote a new book, called "The Strongest Porcelain Touching System in History", you must not give me a reward, don't make me popular again, you know? You know... It's easy for other female readers to find out that I'm as handsome as I am, and I don't want to hear others say that I eat with my face, just mean it. ”

Burst. ~

When Huang Xiaobo heard Xie Lang's words, he couldn't help but laugh secretly.

Nima, Xie Lang, this kid is enough to pit and wood~

first showed weakness outside, pretending to be beaten by his readers, and now he secretly sent a message to himself, asking him to act with him, showing a sense of not being blamed in the past, righteous and awe-inspiring, and standing up for his readers.

This series of dislocation routines catches people off guard.

"Boss, we must read your new book when we go home, this time you don't want to be in the eunuch~ I will vote for you every day and give you a reward. ”

"Yes, boss, when the time comes, arrange a trick for me, just call me Xia Liu. ”

"My name is Wang Scum!!"

"Then my name is Chen Banxian, boss, I really didn't expect that the novel you wrote was not only good-looking, but also so handsome, it's a waste for you to eat without your face. ”

"Ahem, ahem!"

Xie Lang turned around and coughed twice, and said righteously, "Of course, do you think the boss and I look like a person who eats by his appearance?"

"Not really. ”

"That's right, you all remember it for me, don't read pirated copies of novels, you must come to QQ to read, and find my new book ~ "The Strongest Porcelain Touching System in History". Also,One alliance leader is a dragon set.,One alliance leader is enough.,You must not give me too many rewards, you know? ”

"Damn, boss, you're really bad, you just said you don't want money. ”

"No way, brother, boss, I'm also here for life, forced by life, forced by life~~ No money boss, how can I have time to update you, right? ”

"Boss, you want to cheat us out of money again, you must still be a prisoner if you have a girl. ”

"Wow, you actually cursed my eunuch again~ Okay, okay, just be the boss wrong, read that you finally came all the way from afar, today I will be the east, please go and rub it, and then find a club, call a few little young models for you to play, and compensate me for the matter of the eunuch's novel~ When you go home, remember to recommend friends to read the boss's new novel!"

"Boss, you want to trick us into prostitution again. ”

"Do you like that question or not? ”

"I like it!"

"If you like it, you must make up my money when you go home and give a reward. ”

"It's the boss. ”

While talking, Xie Lang, a shameless old rascal, walked towards the club with a few dog readers on his shoulders, which was simply teaching young children and corrupting the social atmosphere.

………

"The following plots are not suitable for children, they are blocked, and they need to be rewarded!"