On New Year's Day, I saw the helicopter photographing the dense snake-like processions of major cities on TV, which was particularly shocking!

In front of the Apple store in Manhattan, the busiest neighborhood of New York, there are more than 20,000 people waiting in line for smartphones to be released.

As the main battlefield of smartphones selected by Apple, OPPO and vivo, the first batch of smartphones on sale has 3 million units, and each company has 1 million shares.

At the beginning, Lin and other high-level executives felt that the 3 million shares allocated by the US imperialists were too much, and they might not be able to sell them in a short period of time, so it was better to allocate them to other regions.

But seeing the TV footage of the American imperialists lining up in a long line today, executives are no longer worried about not being able to sell, but are worried that 3 million smartphones are not enough to sell.

Another executive suggested that since the sales prospects of US imperialism are so promising, it is better to reduce the share of smartphones in other regions and give priority to supplying US imperialism.

But the images from all over the world quickly left the executives who made the suggestion speechless, and it turned out that the scene of long queues in front of smartphone stores was not unique to the United States, such as the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Canada, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Treasure Island, and Xiangjiang...... , Every country and region where smartphones are on sale has a long queue like the US imperialists.

Even in the northern hemisphere, where winter has begun, people wear thick down jackets and brave the bitter snowstorms, and consumers who want to buy smartphones are still obsessed with melting the wind and snow with enthusiasm.

In fact, not only Chinese have a herd mentality, the world is the same, at first obsessed with smartphones is only 16 to 30-year-old young people, but seeing that young people are so obsessed with smartphones, so some middle-aged uncles and aunts can't help but become interested in smartphones and join the long queue.

Most middle-aged people have achieved economic freedom, and their purchasing power is far greater than that of younger people, who have to save money for months or go into debt to buy a smartphone that costs more than $3,000.

But for a middle-aged man, a smartphone of more than $3,000 is only a fraction of his monthly salary.

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On a busy street in Los Angeles, McCorchris, who once openly set up a flag in the live TV camera, claiming that if he bought Lin's smartphone and immediately ate Chinese, McCorchris, dressed himself tightly, covered most of his face with a scarf, sunglasses covered his eyes, and wore a green hat on his head. [Foreigners don't know about cuckold terriers]

He was in the line of 100 meters in front of the entrance of an Apple store, which was relatively high, and there were only two or three hundred people in front of him.

"Boom!"

As soon as nine o'clock arrived, the crowd at the front of the queue immediately rushed into the store, scrambling to pay for smartphones.

At this moment, probably in a hurry to buy a smartphone, a young man who was in line behind McCorchris, squeezed forward and accidentally bumped into McCorchris, who was knocked to the ground and his sunglasses thrown off because the ground was too slippery.

The young man hurriedly went to help McCorkris and said apologetically: "This gentleman is sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you, it's just that the road is too slippery, you're fine...... Aren't you the McCorchris, who claims that if you buy a Lin's smartphone, you will live stream eating Chinese?"

A few days ago, McCorchris, after the national TV live camera flag on NBC, became popular overnight and became a famous Internet celebrity in the United States.

"No, no, no, I'm not McCorchris, you're mistaken. McCorchris, who quickly denied it.

Unexpectedly, the young man did not give up, and took off McCorchris's scarf, and shouted: "You still say that you are not? You are obviously McCorchris! Come and see, everyone, McCorkris, who threatened to buy a smartphone and eat on a live broadcast a few days ago, has also come to line up to buy an iPhone!"

With a loud shout from the young man, the crowd at the back of the line gathered around McCochris, and there was a lot of discussion.

"Oh my God! It's really McCorchris! I didn't expect that a few days ago he swore that he wouldn't buy a Chinese Lin smartphone, and a few days later he went to an Apple store and waited in line like us to buy a smartphone. ”

"He's so undisciplined, the flag he set a few days ago in front of the national television audience was overturned in a few days. ”

"I can understand that, after all, smartphones are so cool that no one can resist their charm!"

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When a deputy store manager of an Apple store saw people gathered a hundred meters outside the door, he thought there was some kind of riot and hurried over to deal with it.

And the reporters waiting at the door also gathered around, especially the reporters of NBC TV, after discovering that the protagonist of the incident was actually their old friend McCorchris, they almost put the microphone on McCorchris's mouth and asked: "McCorchris, a few days ago you just threatened to eat Chinese if you bought a smartphone from China Lin, but today you went back on your word and came to the Apple store to line up to buy an iPhone, how do you feel?"

McCorchris, who was extremely nervous at this time, looked at so many reporters who gathered around, and thousands of onlookers, for fear that if he said a word about smartphones, he would be beaten to death by smartphone enthusiasts.

So McCorchris, who has never had much discipline, immediately possessed the actor and said excitedly: "I McCorchris, I was wrong! Before I saw the advertising blockbuster of the smartphone, I set the flag of eating in public when I bought a Chinese Lin smartphone with subjective discrimination against Chinese.

But as soon as I saw the smartphone advertising campaign, I knew that I was very wrong, and the smartphone advertising blockbuster easily conquered me, so even if I went back on my word, I still had to buy a smartphone, and I would not hesitate to live broadcast and eat for this!"

"Okay!

"McCorchris, as long as you fulfill your promise to eat, we are willing to forgive you and support you!"

The NBC reporter immediately asked, "So McCawchris, are you willing to fulfill your promise to eat live? As long as you are willing to fulfill your promise, we at NBC will broadcast the feat of eating in public to TV viewers all over the United States." ”

"Of course!" McCorchris, who let out his mouth and said affirmatively, "I, McCorchris, am willing to eat live for everyone to see."

It's just that I have a request, the Chinese hate me, and conservative by nature, definitely don't want to for me in front of the TV camera, but the Chinese look like the same as the Chinese, their Japanese cuisine has a kind of golden grain meal, that is, the pulled by the girl is made into a dish, I am willing to eat this kind of. ”

The NBC reporter pointed the microphone at Apple's assistant store manager and asked, "McCawchris's request, will your Apple agree?"

The deputy store manager is just a little minion, where can he dare to be such a master, and hurriedly excused himself: "I can't decide this kind of thing, but our big boss Mr. Lin Cheng is also in the United States, I'll try to see if I can contact him, and he will make the decision." ”