People are forced out, this is the truth of biology, there is no need to say more.

But people's stinky problems are all caused by others.

Just like Wu Xiaoyi at this time, under the diligent service of Gao Jun, she really regarded herself as the queen mother of the West Palace, and she was arrogant.

Gao Jun brought her a plate of melon seeds, as well as all kinds of dried and fresh fruits, for the New Year, Han Jingjing has prepared a lot at home.

Although Han Jingjing couldn't bear to watch Gao Jun busy, she wanted to get up to help, but the unlucky Wu Xiaoyi had already pinched Han Jingjing's pulse, and casually explained a chemistry problem in the show, and her solution was even easier than the expert said.

Han Jingjing really likes chemistry, and was immediately attracted by Wu Xiaoyi's answer, as for Gao Jun, a chemical idiot like Gao Jun, who is air-conditioned and bedded, heated and sleeping naked, he ignores it.

Gao Jun didn't care, after everything was done, the queen mother of the two palaces let him kneel down.

As a personable man, he naturally wouldn't smoke in front of ladies, he came to the balcony with a cigarette in his mouth, blowing a cold breeze and smoking, just to avoid Wu Xiaoyi's suspicion that he was not there, and the two women chatted in full swing, and they would inevitably drink water after a dry mouth, and at that time......

Gao Jun smiled proudly, and his twisted waist and hips began to warm up.

Listening to women chatting is definitely tormenting, I often see two women meeting by chance on the road, and then standing on the side of the road chattering, Zhang's family Li Jia is short, can chat for a long time, and does not drink water or get tired.

Gao Jun can't do anything now, but pray silently.

I thought that when the science program was over, they would have no topic, but who would have thought that the two of them watched the party again, which happened to be a sketch show describing love and blind date, mainly satirizing the high-priced bride price and dowry in some parts of today's society, laughing with tears.

Wu Xiaoyi, the unlucky girl, naturally asked about the situation of Han Jingjing and Gao Jun, Han Jingjing really thought that she was the aunt from her mother-in-law's family, and thought that she was testing her tone, so Teacher Han immediately dealt with it carefully.

Gao Jun won two sets of houses with lower floors and small courtyards in Qinhai City in one go, and even his father-in-law and mother-in-law were settled, so it was pointless to talk about any bride price at this time.

But the formality that should be taken is still to go, after all, this is a matter of face, in front of her mother's aunt, Han Jingjing did not say it explicitly, but asked rhetorically: "We have different customs in the north and south, I don't know how much the bride price is given over there, auntie?"

"I really don't know much about this, but I have a few classmates who got married before, it seems that 80,000 yuan was given when they were engaged, and 160,000 yuan was given as a formal bride price before marriage, and then the man bought a new house, a new house, a new decoration ......"

Gao Jun gritted his teeth with hatred when he listened to it on the balcony, this is his mother-in-law's family, why did he come up and raise the price first.

But she said that this situation is indeed real, some mother's family members are purely selling their daughters, and the lion opens his mouth, no matter what the other party's situation is, whether he can bear it or not, anyway, I have a fixed price here, and if it doesn't work, I will pull it down.

The more impoverished and backward the locality, the more obvious the similar situation becomes, and the more intense it becomes, the higher the price, forcing some local yamen to even prepare legislation stipulating that the amount of the bride price is extortion.

In ancient times, giving birth to a daughter was called a money-losing goods, because at that time, it was important to marry the husband and follow the husband, and the wife took the husband as the key link of the three outlines and five constants, and the moral and etiquette laws were very restrictive, so usually the daughter would cry when she got married, which is commonly known as the tears of the mother, because once married, if the in-laws do not allow it, they are not allowed to go back to their parents' home, and some girls will not be able to go back for a lifetime if they marry out.

And at that time, women had no name, only a surname, and they had to take their husband's surname before marrying, giving birth to children, washing and cooking, and serving their in-laws was the fate of women in the old era, so the bride price was more and the conditions were harsh, which was understandable.

But his mother's is different now, there are always people who say that my family has worked hard to raise the daughter for more than 20 years, how much money has been spent, how much effort has been wasted, just like a pot of flowers, but you even took away the flower pot.

It's irresponsible to say this, just like Han Jingjing's family, her mother's house is next door, after most women get married, they also go back to their parents' house twice in three days, and some even go to their parents' house every day, and even take their husbands to their parents' house to do some dirty work.

So this was taken away by someone who even took the flower pots, and it was obvious that a florist was recruited to the family.

In this case, if you want a high bride price, a house and a car, it is obviously driven by red-eyed interests.

It's sad and lamentable, and now men have become money-losers.

What's even more depressing is that when you get married, everything in your mother's house will be new, the new house and new car will be newly decorated, and the bride you get back is not new!

Wu Xiaoyi seemed to be blindly raising the price, but Han Jingjing was blindsided, how much dowry does this Gao Jun's family have to give? How much does he love me?

Gao Jun hid in the kitchen and peeked at it, Wu Xiaoyi, the girl, chattered endlessly, her mouth was like a watering can, but she just didn't drink water, it was too annoying.

And Han Jingjing and her are becoming more and more speculative, it is estimated that it is because Wu Xiaoyi has raised the amount of the bride price after eating inside and out, and the program of the party is indeed wonderful and fascinating.

For example, the sketch just now let them also discuss the issue of the bride price, and now the song makes them sing along, and then in the dance program, the two of them also writhed together, I didn't expect Wu Xiaoyi's waist to be so soft, and Han Jingjing's posture is so beautiful.

After the energetic song and dance, the two were in high spirits, sweating profusely, and finally got up to the time when their mouths were dry, but the two girls didn't drink tea, but shouted to drink.

There were still four bottles of beer in the refrigerator, Gao Jun rushed over, opened them all in one go, and started drinking them, and when Wu Xiaoyi came over to get the wine, he wanted to vomit.

Looking at Gao Jun with three wine bottles in his mouth, Wu Xiaoyi suddenly frowned.

Seeing her expression, Gao Jun immediately took down the wine bottle and said softly: "I am more afraid of you frowning than all the fears in the world. ”

Ah...... Wu Xiaoyi chuckled in her heart, as if she had been gently scratched, no wonder Han Jingjing, an honest and even somewhat old-fashioned girl, would die for him, this guy is really sharp when he picks up his sister.

And this is exactly what Wu Xiaoyi wants, that is, she wants him to hold and coax and please herself all the time as if she likes herself.

Now it seems that this guy understands it well.

It's just that Han Jingjing is still waiting, and Wu Xiaoyi doesn't dare to go too far, so Gao Jun turned around and went out with a blank look, shouting as she walked: "The wine is gone, let's replace the wine with tea, it's going to be a long time!"

Wu Xiaoyi was obviously floating and getting carried away, as soon as she heard that she was going to drink tea, Gao Jun suddenly came to her senses.

Gao Jun held the door with both hands and poked his head out secretly, feeling like a little widow waiting for his lover, looking at it with his eyes, watching Wu Xiaoyi take a big sip after picking up the teacup and clinking glasses with Han Jingjing.

"Ha!" Gao Jun was overjoyed and immediately stepped out.

Although the dosage is small, this is for special agents, nicknamed 'Three Steps', and it can numb people in an instant.

He strode out, looking at the sky in two steps and three steps......

"What are you doing in front of the TV, get out of here, we want to watch Xiao Xianrou!" Wu Xiaoyi waved her hand at him vigorously and scolded loudly.

Gao Jun was surprised and began to take steps again, one step at a time, two steps and three steps, just like seeing a snake in the stars, but Wu Xiaoyi was still very excited, the little fresh meat was waiting at the party, and the excited little ladies even stuffed their hands into their mouths and blew a hooligan whistle, as if they were watching a concert.

Han Jingjing's emotions were also driven by her, and she completely entered the state of New Year's carnival.

Gao Jun sat on the side and watched, Wu Xiaoyi jumped up and down, like a monkey who had just escaped from Wuzhi Mountain, there was no feeling of being anesthetized, but she was more energetic than just now.

What's going on? Could it be that after a long time, the medicine has become ineffective?

The teacup was still on the table, although Wu Xiaoyi took a big sip, but there was still a mouthful left, this was an instant drug, and there was no precipitation, so Gao Jun picked up her teacup without believing in evil and poured it down.

As soon as he put down the teacup, he suddenly felt as if his head had been hit by a giant hammer, and he fell to the sofa in a groggy and uncontrollable manner.

It's impossible!

He has undergone special and brutal training, especially in anti-anesthesia and hypnosis, which is definitely far beyond ordinary people.

But this cup of tea, she has already controlled the dosage, and Wu Xiaoyi drank most of it, why is she okay and she is going to faint by herself?

Lying on the sofa, trying to open his eyes wide, he still felt that his eyelids weighed more than a thousand catties, and he vaguely saw Wu Xiaoyi and Han Jingjing coming around, but he soon lost consciousness.

When Gao Jun woke up, it was already daylight outside, but the sky was gray and snowflakes.

Flying snow welcomes spring, on the occasion of this Spring Festival, it is even more beautiful and extraordinary.

Gao Jun sat up, rubbed his forehead, which was still a little swollen, and looked at the wall clock, he couldn't believe it, it was already more than seven o'clock in the morning.

I tried hard to think about what happened last night, and I gave Wu Xiaoyi sweat medicine, but the little girl was fine, and I didn't believe in evil and tasted it and hung up on the spot.

At this moment, there was a sound at the door, and I only heard Han Jingjing's voice: "You be careful, you slow down, a little in, a little outside, a little up, a little down......"

Gao Jun was shocked when he heard this, what was he doing? Could it be that Wu Xiaoyi counterattacked and turned Lao Tzu upside down, was he trying to plot against Han Jingjing? It was just one night, and the two of them ......

Gao Jun jumped up, pushed open the door suddenly, and looked at it with mixed feelings.

The two women at the door were also startled by him, and Wu Xiaoyi almost fell off the chair.

It turned out that the two of them were pasting Spring Festival couplets at the door, no wonder there were still a little bit of action, the next point of action, inside and out, Gao Jun couldn't do such a difficult action up and down.

"You woke up, you drank two meals in a row yesterday, did you drink too much, and suddenly fell asleep, like passing out, scared me to death. Han Jingjing immediately walked over when she saw him, looked at it with concern, and was relieved to find that there was no abnormality: "Drink some porridge to warm your stomach first, and you are not allowed to drink any more alcohol today." ”

Gao Jun didn't listen to what she said at all, but looked at Wu Xiaoyi in surprise, this girl had a ruddy face, a smile, and looked more energetic than usual.