On Sunday, the whole bird fell into a state of beeping a dog.

As soon as this kind of oolong came out, Zhou Jiu felt very aggrieved.

It's like being thirsty for a day, and finally finding the last drink vending machine, and putting the last few coins in it, but when the drink comes out, it gets stuck in it.

Zhou Jiu lifted his paws, which were stained with dog saliva, and wanted to chop his claws very sincerely.

What iniquity did he create, and he never did it!

However, at this moment, there is also a person at the gate of the Xianyuan Community, who just wants to ask who created this sin.

The pick-up brother who came to pick up the goods stood at the gate of the Xianyuan community and looked up at the roof of the security booth.

The hundredth time I confirmed it, and the customer's request was really to take the goods placed on the top of the security booth.

The pick-up brother thought that he had experienced enough winds and waves for so many years, but he never expected that he would be able to encounter a mudslide today.

He took all kinds of goods, from ordinary meals and tools.

to unusual cats and dogs, and even small children.

Now, the first encounter is just to take a few stones.

He has taken things from all kinds of messy places, entered the set, and also went out of the cowherd shop, and the first time he encountered someone who wanted to go to the roof to get it.

The pick-up brother wiped his face, feeling that the work is really hard and life is really bitter.

The security guard at the door had long noticed the stranger who stood at the door for a long time without moving, and finally fell into a salted fish.

Security guard A: "You said that this person stood at the door for a long time without moving, what do you want to do?"

Security guard B: "I don't know, if he wants to come in to visit relatives, he won't stare at our security booth." If he just passed by, he would have been standing for too long. I guess I'm trying to do something bad, so let's get to the bottom of it now, right?"

Security Guard A: "You're saying he's here to get a good grasp of our patrol time?"

Security Officer B: "I think it's very likely. ”

The two little security guards standing guard were suddenly very vigilant, and the corner of their eyes paid attention to the salted fish stranger, and carefully traced his appearance, and when the time came, he went to the police station and couldn't tell what he looked like.

The pick-up guy was also very confused, he had no wings, how could he go to the roof and take down the stone.

Otherwise, you can only borrow a wooden ladder from the security guards to climb up and get it.

The pick-up brother hesitated to look at the security guard standing guard at the door, and approached: "...... I ......"

"Don't stand there!"

"Put your hands up!"

"It's better to crouch!"

"What now? Why don't we call 110?"

The two young security guards who had just taken up their posts were in a mess.

Security guard A didn't dare to take his eyes off the little brother who picked up the goods, and said in his mouth: "Why don't you look at him here now, I'll call him now, call the boss and them back immediately, and ask them what to do?"

Security guard B didn't do it: "It's better for you to watch him here, I'll go over and call!"

The little brother who picked up the goods was stunned for a moment, looked at the two little security guards, and suddenly seemed to see some flood beast, trembling and threatening, and retreating tremblingly, knowing that they had misunderstood.

To tell you the truth, I'm embarrassed to ask them to borrow a ladder for myself, and I'm in a dilemma.

Who knew that they were even more scared than themselves, and as soon as they got closer, they were already panicking.

"I told me I couldn't come here for this job, and my cousin had to bring me here......"

"I told my cousin the same, but my cousin said I could do it......"

The two small stakeholders glanced at each other.

"Either we go and call together, or we all stay here, you can't leave me anyway!"

Pick-up brother: "......"

Pick-up brother: "Hey, in fact, I'm just ......"

Security guard A pulled out a baton from behind him, and security guard B gestured blindly for a while, trying to make a move to show the wings of the white crane.

The pick-up brother only felt that he was really unlucky today, not to mention the strange list he encountered, and the people he met were like mentally retarded.

Next time, I should propose to the boss and let the boss add the criteria for receiving the goods;

The pick-up guy wiped his face again.

"I just came to pick up the goods, but this goods, the customer put it on the top of the security booth, I can't get it now, I just want to ask if you can make it convenient here, if you can borrow a ladder to get it up, it would be the best." ”

Security guard A grabbed the baton and turned to ask security guard B.

"Do you know where there is a ladder?"

Security guard B: "I remember that Uncle Zuo's house seems to have it, and which child's kite was hung on the poplar tree before, and it was Uncle Zuo who moved the ladder of his own house and took it down for the child." ”

Security guard A: "Really, aren't the children all going to school during this time, so how can they have time to fly kites?"

Security guard B: "Ahem...... Isn't autumn the season for kite flying? It's almost winter, and autumn is almost over, and if you don't fly a kite, you won't have to fly it. What's more, I finally managed to buy a bumblebee kite......"

It's a miracle that you two didn't get expelled.

If you were in our company, our boss would be able to fry the two of you into a pair of squid in a matter of minutes.

The pick-up brother opened his mouth to pull the topic back and said: "Thank you, thank you, if you trouble the owner, then you don't have to, otherwise I will rent a ladder by myself, can you please ask for a convenience, let me take it up?" I will take it away soon." ”

Naturally, the two security guards had no objections.

The pick-up guy breathed a sigh of relief.

They are the most susceptible to being angry at both ends of the world.

Sometimes I meet people who are also begging for life, but I have to be embarrassed by others for no reason.

This time the matter was able to communicate so smoothly, although the place to pick up the goods was a little strange, but it was relatively smooth.

He has encountered many dogs who look down on people and have a little power in their hands, and they start to make things difficult for security guards.

Although the two security guards I met this time were a little confused, they had really good tempers.

After the pick-up brother sighed, he turned around and walked away, thinking about where to get a ladder to come over.

I hadn't taken a few steps when I suddenly heard the security guard behind me greeting me.

"Uncle Zuo, hello wow, where is this to bring your big fat back?"

Uncle Zuo?

Isn't this the one I just mentioned, the owner who borrowed a ladder for a child to get a kite?

The little brother who picked up the goods hesitated, but still decided not to trouble others, after all, it sounds like this title, this master is already old.

Living in this kind of community, it is inconvenient to move the ladder up and down, so it is better for him to go directly outside to make a few dollars and borrow a ladder to carry it.

"What's the matter with greeting me so eagerly? Do you miss your Uncle Zuo, or did you mention it just now?"

The little brother who walked away smacked his lips, and said in his heart that this old man is really smart.

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