Chapter 288: The Monster's Means

"Wow......"

The girl lay on Gao Jun's back, and at that moment, Gao Jun let out a cry of surprise.

He could clearly feel that one or two soft things were being squashed.

The girl didn't know whether she was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, so she asked curiously: "What's the matter, Mr. Gao, am I too heavy?"

Gao Jun smiled and said, "I'm also puzzled, you obviously look like you have meat, but it's not heavy at all to carry it." ”

The girl also smiled faintly and said, "I'm just fat in some places, so I feel chubby." ”

"That's true, I feel it, too. Gao Jun said.

"Feeling?" the girl said, "I'm talking about a fat face, so it looks fat overall, does this still need to be felt?"

"I'm talking about faces, but I'm not embarrassed to say it clearly. Gao Jun opened his eyes and said nonsense: "If you want to slim your face, it's actually very simple, just wash your face with slimming tea, and the effect is remarkable." ”

"I don't believe it, the teacher is lying. The girl suddenly said in a slightly coquettish tone, as if she was angry and ashamed, which made Gao Jun's heart tremble.

At this moment, Gao Jun's body suddenly shook, and he stepped on a somewhat sharp mountain rock, and his feet hurt.

The girl was startled and hugged Gao Jun's neck tightly, and Gao Jun also tightly strangled her knee, and the two were close together.

Gao Jun raised his eyes and looked at the road up the mountain, sighed slightly, and said, "This is not a road at all, but there are fewer stones." ”

The girl seemed to feel something, and said, "There is no road in the world, but when people walk a lot, it becomes a road...... Obviously, there are too few people walking here. ”

Gao Jun smiled: "Yes, there are no ghosts in the world, and people have died a lot and become ghosts!"

"Nasty!" the girl scolded, as if frightened, and reached out to slap him on the chest.

Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, it seems that this girl is really a self-familiar character, especially for men.

Since Gao Jun was hated, he simply stopped talking, but the girl took the initiative to speak very enthusiastically: "Then since the ghost came because people died a lot, how did that person come about?"

Gao Jun laughed and said: "There is no one in the world, male and female monkeys in estrus have sex, and there is a human when they are matched." ”

"Oh, Mr. Gao, you're so bad. The girl was immediately ashamed and embarrassed, and reached out again, but this time instead of slapping him, she reached under his armpit and scratched his ribs.

After years of non-human training, Gao Jun has already overcome many of the innate weaknesses of human beings, especially tickling.

But at this time, he deliberately trembled all over, and said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, otherwise we will all have to roll down the mountain." ”

"Who let you talk nonsense. The girl snorted dissatisfiedly, looking like two strangers at all, like a girlfriend coquettish to her boyfriend.

As soon as Gao Jun stabilized his figure, he suddenly felt that the girl behind him deliberately stepped forward, and her legs wrapped around his waist like a snake, this action also made Gao Jun's hand have to retreat, dragging the root of her thighs, firm and tight, and delicate skin, which made people love it.

The girl put her arms around Gao Jun's neck, and her legs wrapped around his waist, like a koala tree, tightly knit and clinging together.

It would be better if this position could be changed to the front to save it.

Gao Jun has some regrets, but this is not bad, the place that is close to each other, the top is soft, the bottom is warm, and the feeling is so clear.

I only heard the girl say, "I will also use force, lest you be too tired." ”

"Is this useful?" Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "It's like riding a donkey out to buy something, the master holds the things, and then rides the donkey back, no matter how you move, the weight is on me." ”

"It's better than nothing. The girl said, "I'll hold you tightly with my own strength, so you don't have to worry about me falling, and you can concentrate on climbing and walking." ”

Gao Jun admitted this point to admit that there is indeed a difference between the smile on the body and the one on the back.

As soon as the girl finished speaking, she moved upwards twice, still wrapped her limbs, and put her ass directly in Gao Jun's palm.

The pearl is round and jade, and as soon as Gao Jun touches his hand, there is a delicate feeling, which makes people love it.

It's just that this action not only didn't make Gao Jun excited, but aroused his suspicions.

This is no longer a relationship between helping and being helped, and it feels like this girl is a bit deliberately seducing.

This reminded Gao Jun of her series of actions just now.

"Because of the ghosts, she deliberately slapped my chest with both hands, and then said that monkeys created humans, and she scratched the itch of her ribs with both sides, and now she crossed her legs around my waist......

Chest, subribs, waist......

What the is this fighting, it's clearly a body search!"

She pretended to flirt and scold, generous and enthusiastic, but took the opportunity to touch half of Gao Jun's body.

Gao Jun narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips, he had long realized that things were not pure, and now they were completely exposed.

He immediately guessed the enemy's intentions, first of all, carrying her up the mountain, although it was not far, but the weather was hot, the road was rugged, and carrying a large living person on his back would greatly consume his physical strength.

Second, the last time he was suddenly attacked by the grass man, Gao Jun was even entangled in the tree vine, and saw that the grass man was about to win, but Gao Jun used the tiger tooth dagger he carried with him to kill the tree vine and escaped from life.

And today, the other party has already set a nirvana, and he must not want to have a bad pool, especially not wanting Gao Jun to escape again.

So first use this girl to confirm that he has no weapons on him, and then carry her up the mountain to consume his physical strength, and then wait for the ambush of the grass man, the odds of victory are even greater.

Gao Jun sneered in his heart, the other party really did everything for him, which also showed their fear of Gao Jun.

Gao Jun looked left and right, paying close attention, the enemy was dark and I was clear, he was at a disadvantage, he could only passively wait for the other party to make a move, which felt bad, but there was nothing to be done.

Of course, the more dangerous thing is the girl behind her, don't look at the two of them close to each other, you can be sure that she definitely has no weapons on her, but the real master, nowhere on her body is not a weapon, and a single hair can kill.

Gao Jun was on full alert, as long as she made the slightest move, Gao Jun would not hesitate to throw her down the mountain.

At the same time, he was silent on the surface, and joked with the girl: "Your hairstyle today is quite chic, is it designed by Master Wang from the village?"

"What's the matter, isn't it just braids?" the girl asked curiously.

"Braids are braids, but don't you have two lumps on top of your head?" Gao Jun said.

"Oh, Mr. Gao is so annoying, what is called two lumps, this is called twist curly hairstyle, it is very popular. The girl said delicately.

"I don't have the level to appreciate pop elements. Gao Jun laughed at himself: "When I looked at your hairstyle just now, do you know what I think it looks like?"

"Like what?" the girl asked with interest.

"Like the two horns on the top of the head of the king of the silver horns. Gao Jun laughed.

"Hate, hate, hate!" the girl said three times the important thing on her mind.

Then the two fell into silence instantly, as if the husband suddenly took out the evidence of his wife's cheating, so that the two of them who were still glue just now fell into the ice cellar in an instant.

The Silver Horn King is a monster in the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan, and he is also a boy who burns the boiler in the Heavenly Realm Laojun Tushi Palace, with infinite mana and unpredictable changes.

In order to lure Tang Seng to the bait, he changed into a Taoist priest who broke his leg, Tang Seng couldn't see the monster with the naked eye, and his compassion was overflowing, so he let Brother Monkey carry him away.

In the end, he used the method of moving mountains to press Brother Monkey under the giant mountain and temporarily unable to move, and then took away Tang Seng and his apprentices.

And now, this girl was injured and Gao Jun carried it, and suddenly made such a comparison, obviously saying that she was a bad hearted, a fickle monster.

The girl pretended to be coquettish and said, "Teacher Gao is really annoying, why do people look like monsters when they are so cute." ”

"Yes, Saorui, Saorui, I was wrong. Gao Jun smiled: "You are not like the Silver Horn King, so cute, more like a red child." ”

The girl was speechless again, this Holy Infant King was as good as his name, the size of a baby, tying himself up in the mountains and forests, and arousing the compassionate heart of the Tang Dynasty monk.

"Isn't the red boy still a monster? The girl said angrily.

"Then another one. Gao Jun said: "You are so beautiful, you look like the moon, just like Mrs. Diyong." ”

"Mrs. Diyong?" the girl muttered, and suddenly said angrily, "Isn't that the golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit!"

This rat spirit was also dressed as a weak woman and tied up in the mountains and forests, Master Tang saw that people were beautiful and wanted to take them away, but this time he didn't let the monkey carry it, but directly did his own scolding, so that she could feel the pain of a man riding a horse, which showed that Master Tang's hardware facilities were complete.

Although it was not carried by Brother Monkey, the effect was the same, all goblins pretended to be pitiful, pretended to be innocent, and pretended to be victims, which caused the monks of the Tang Dynasty to be moved by compassion, wait for the time to come, and then misbehave.

The methods of the three goblins are the same, which makes the girl behind her suddenly dare not speak, she is no longer coquettish, and she does not dare to touch and fight, and even the legs coiled on Gao Jun's waist have to hang down, but the ass is still supported by Gao Jun, and she can't move at all.

And she was shocked to find that Gao Jun was walking on another path that was almost not a road, the mountain road was rugged, as long as she fell, she would roll down the mountain, as long as Gao Jun shook her shoulder, she would be thrown to death on the sharp rocks.

Gao Jun didn't know the details of the other party, so he could only take risks, and put on a posture of rolling down the mountain together and dying together.

However, this girl is not an ordinary person, her hands and feet did not move, she suddenly stretched out her head, whispered in Gao Jun's ear, and said, "Teacher Gao, can we choose a good path, this road is too bumpy, so frictional, I have a reaction." ”

I'm rubbing, ruthless!

Gao Jun scolded in his heart, and played a beauty trick at a critical moment, which was really vicious.

I have to say that the enemy knows him very well, and the steel girl who confessed to him in public before said that he saved people from the top of the building on the first day of school, beat people downstairs and other things, all of which can be said in a few ways.

Although they didn't pay attention to themselves at that time, they also inquired and investigated from various sources afterwards.

Then naturally I know that Gao Jun and Qi Xinyue are always sticky, and Tong Ling is always greasy and crooked, and he also went out on a date with Fang Yuanyi, and he also teased the little apprentice Qi Miao on the playground, all this does not need to be analyzed, as long as you look at it, you will know that Gao Jun is a pervert!