Chapter 454 - Bumping Out a Drunken Beauty
"Sister Mei, what happened to you yesterday, you screamed so loudly!" At the breakfast table, Joey sat next to Liu Mei, grinning and asking.
Liu Mei was asked a big flower face, and couldn't help but look at the initiator who made her ugly.
Hi Hi ......
A certain villain sneered, and immediately said to Joey with a straight face: "Yi Yi pretty wife, ladies can't talk when they eat." ”
"I don't want to be a lady!" Joey immediately countered angrily: "I don't know which villain guy has done a good deed by himself, and he doesn't let people say it!"
"Sister Mei, I'll give you a specially stewed little pheasant millet porridge, you are two people now, especially the baby in the belly needs nutrition, how about you taste it?" When Joey finished speaking, Situ came out leisurely with a breakfast specially prepared for Liu Mei.
Liu Mei smiled knowingly and said, "Sister Youran, don't be so troublesome......"
Before he finished speaking, Situ said coquettishly: "Sister Mei, you can do so much for me silently, won't you let me do a little for you?" ”
Liu Mei didn't say anything, took Situ Youran's hand, let Situ Youran sit beside her, looked at Yi Shaoyang, who was sitting on the main seat, with a satisfied smirk on his face, and said with white eyes: "Everything is bad for the big bad guy!"
"That's it, it's all the fault of the big bad husband!"
"Stinky husband, it's all your fault!"
Yi Shaoyang, who was smirking, suddenly had a bitter face, just now he was full of joy that he was so happy, the harem was harmonious, a piece of birds and flowers, and the sun was shining, so he didn't expect it. Immediately, the 'Feminist Alliance' turned its guns on itself.
Of course, the so-called machismo, he won't show to his beloved pretty wife.
Those who show masculinity in front of women are like a bunch of soft eggs in his opinion. is like the so-called Goryeo ***, it is indeed manly enough in front of his own women, but when facing the foreign enemy Wa Kingdom, he always ends up becoming a soft-footed shrimp.
The so-called machismo, that is when to treat the enemy, not to the woman who treats himself.
In front of the woman he loves, a man should be the kind of man who is beaten with iron, but he must turn into a soft finger.
Immediately, he raised his hands in surrender and said flatteringly: "The three pretty wives are right to teach the lesson, and if the husband has it, he will be encouraged if he has not, and he must be a model husband for the whole people!"
Spit!
The mention of this 'national model husband' The third daughter thought of the explanation of this word last night, and couldn't help but snort.
At this time, Situ leisurely took Liu Mei's hand and said with some reproach: "Sister, now that you have a baby, how can you still be so accustomed to this big bad husband, let him be foolish, what if you hurt the baby!"
Although Situ Youran didn't point it out, Liu Mei still understood, and couldn't help but think of the absurdity of Yi Shaoyang's hard work yesterday to use various means and words, which made her sink into it.
Red-faced and afraid to see anyone, he muttered: "Sister, in fact, my husband didn't ...... me" said embarrassed to say it out loud, and quietly whispered in Situ Youran's ear: "......"
Situ Youran listened to it with a delicate face and almost dripping blood, even more shy than Liu Mei.
Joey didn't hear it, and hurriedly urged beside her: "Sister Mei, you also tell me, what are you doing? Why are you screaming so loudly?"
Liu Mei was embarrassed to say it, but Joey shouted so loudly that she blushed and lowered her head and didn't dare to look up.
"Hmph! you ignore Yiyi, Yiyi doesn't pay attention to you!" Joey feigned anger and used her most effective trick. Unfortunately, this trick also failed this time.
Hi Hi ......
Seeing this opportunity, a certain villain flashed in his mind, smiled evilly, and was tempted like a wolf grandmother: "Yiyi Qiao wife, do you want to hear it, if you want to hear it, as long as you agree to your husband on one condition, your husband will tell you why Sister Mei is so powerful." ”
"Don't say yes!"
"No way!"
Situ Youran and Liu Mei spoke out on behalf of Joey almost at the same time, Liu Mei naturally didn't want more people to know such a shameful thing, but Situ Youran was shy about this matter, it was too embarrassing, too extravagant, Yi Yi couldn't listen.
The more they objected, the more curious Joey became.
deliberately pretended to be angry and puffed out his mouth: "You don't let me know, I want to know." Then he turned his head to the big bad guy and said, "Bad guy husband, whatever conditions you have, I will promise you!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Okay, Yiyiqiao's wife, you come over and tell your husband. Sitting on his lap with Joey in his arms, he whispered a bad secret under the eyes of the other two pretty wives who almost wanted to eat people.
When the second daughter looked at Joey's increasingly red face, she patted her smooth forehead helplessly.
I don't know what Joey heard, but after listening, she looked at Liu Mei with envy, but Liu Mei was so delicate that she couldn't wait to hide and never come out to see anyone again.
Situ Youran glared at Yi Shaoyang fiercely, feeling that this big villain was teaching bad Yiyi.
"Sister Mei, you are so happy, when can I let my bad husband treat me like this?" Joey's faint words made Yi Shaoyang, who had just eaten a mouthful of porridge, couldn't help but poof, and sprayed it all in the bowl, cough cough......
coughed a few times and couldn't help laughing.
Looking at Liu Mei and Situ again, they can't wait to eat the initiators.
"Sister Mei, Sister Situ, what's wrong with you?" Joey asked with a puzzled face, "Why do you look at the bad guy husband with such eyes?" Sister Mei, isn't this happiness?"
Liu Mei couldn't cry or laugh, she really didn't know how to answer.
Of course, this is happiness, and it is also a sexual blessing! It's just so embarrassing, how can she admit it!
Dingdingding......
Yi Shaoyang's mobile phone rang, and when he looked at the number, he couldn't help but be excited, made a quiet gesture, and said to the three pretty wives with a smile: "The little pretty wife called." ”
The three girls stopped talking and listened to him answer the phone.
"Uncle, do you think I have it?" As soon as the phone rang, there was a crazy coquettish voice from the crazy girl as always.
"Why did you remember to call my uncle, who thought you had a new love now?"
"Hehe, uncle is jealous!" The crazy girl smiled elegantly and proudly, and said happily: "Uncle, today is someone's adult birthday, and people will sneak out at night, do you celebrate someone's birthday? After today, they will be adults! Uncle, you have no other reason to shirk it!"
Belch......
Looking at the murderous eyes of the three pretty wives, he didn't dare to admit it, but he promised that before the elegant girl was twenty years old, he would never rebel against the precepts, and quickly changed the topic, and promised with a mouth: "Girl, don't worry, Uncle will give you a surprise, and I will pick you up downstairs tonight." ”
"Then I'll wait for my uncle. ”
"Uncle, I really want to go over to you now, but it's a pity that my mother is watching too closely today, don't talk about uncle, my mother is back, bye!"
"Badass!"
"Big bad!"
"Big bad husband!"
As soon as he hung up the phone, he was greeted with the angry voices of the three wives.
Hi hi
He smiled and joked: "What's the matter, the three pretty wives are worried that after the little pretty wife comes, won't their husbands love you?"
"Hmph!" Joey pouted and snorted: "Stinky villain big husband, when your little pretty wife comes, if you dare to face you everywhere, see how I, who is a sister, teach her what it means to be sisters and work together to deal with the big baddies!"
Joey's heart was a little savory.
Originally, she was the youngest of the sisters, and she was also the most loved. Now an elegant crazy girl suddenly appeared, four years younger than her, and the name of this little sister in the future will definitely not be hers.
There was also some worry in my heart.
"Yiyi's wife, look at you, your face is full of stinginess, this is not like my generous and decent wife. He didn't take what Joey said seriously at all, and he put Joey on his lap and laughed wickedly and teased his pretty wife.
Maybe the little girl will feel a little uncomfortable in her heart.
He knows his pretty wife very well, and he is very kind-hearted, otherwise he wouldn't have offered to ask Liu Mei to live in with Joey.
Under the trick of a pair of groping pig hands, Joey soon sank under the offensive of his rhetoric: "Pretty wife, look at you are a lot bigger here, is it a masterpiece of your husband's hard work?"
Spit!
The second girl next to her looked at it and couldn't help but take a sip, Situ blushed leisurely and said, "Bad guy husband, you know how to coax Yiyi with clever words." ”
Hee-hee......
Under the blame of his bad hands, Joey shyly nestled in her arms and laughed coquettishly, listening to Situ's leisurely sneer, he was even more ashamed and didn't know how to deal with himself, and begged for mercy again and again: "Stinky husband, bad husband, you spare it...... People, people will never be angry again. ”
Yi Yi blushed and begged for mercy again and again, as if she was about to turn into a puddle of water.
The tingling sensation of electricity, with the skillful skills of the villain, every time she makes a mistake on her, she sinks more and more, and an unquenchable desire in her heart slowly sprouts.
Unconsciously hugged the neck of the big villain, and gently kissed the salty pig's mouth with a wicked smile.
It seems that only an affectionate kiss can resolve the uproar and heat in the heart, a kiss to love, emotions under a kiss, not weakened, but like a spark on the ground, poured with flammable gasoline.
Coax!
The fire is raging, burning uncontrollably.
"Bad guy husband, bad guy husband ......" After listening to the special coquettish shouts last night, and Situ Youran almost became Yi Shaoyang's real woman, Joey couldn't help but have a longing in his heart. Especially after listening to what Liu Mei said, she wanted to give her precious things to her most beloved person.
(End of chapter)