Canteen Storm

"Damn, it's too stingy, don't I just learn to write with my sister!" Fang Shaoyang sighed sullenly, and had to turn around and pick up the bank card on the ground.

At this time, Niu Bi walked up very ignorantly, and said with a smile: "Boss, do we have lunch in the outpatient room at noon?"

A black line appeared on Fang Shaoyang's forehead, and it took him a long time to recover his breath, and he scolded directly: "Mind your sister! Go home ****!"

After speaking, Fang Shaoyang sat back at his desk sullenly and sent Zhou Yi and Niu Bi away.

This will make him very depressed, depressed for a key question.

I will definitely have to look for more famous weapons in the future, and there will definitely be many women around me at that time, but if even the first Lin Wanqing can't accept one man and many women, she will have a fart in the future.

"Looks like this has to be accelerated, and... Haha!!" The more Fang Shaoyang thought about it, the more evil he became, and he actually laughed to himself.

Soon it was noon, and every department in the hospital basically ate in the cafeteria.

When it was time for lunch, Fang Shaoyang walked out of the office and found that the thirteen hairpins of Jinling, the yin and yang man Su Lin, and an ugly ghost Niu Bi, were gathering together to chirp and chat about gossip.

However, the thirteen hairpins of Jinling and Su Lin were responsible for the cheerful chat, and Niu Bina was responsible for pouring water for the bitter ginseng tea, plus running away to buy melon seeds.

The new clinic was set up on the first day, and Chen Guangde deliberately arranged it, so far few patients know about this new clinic. Naturally, there were no patients to see the doctor, and the crowd was very idle.

"Bang!" Fang Shaoyang clapped his hands and made everyone stop.

After a pause, Fang Shaoyang said: "Let's go! Eat after work, close the door and let the dog go!"

"Don't leave one on duty?" Liu Xiaoxue asked in surprise.

Fang Shaoyang frowned and said, "On the fart shift, I didn't see a single ghost come in, so they all went to eat!"

As soon as Niu Bi put down the kettle, he walked up and asked, "Boss, close the door and let the dogs go, but what if we don't have dogs?"

"No dog, there are you!" Fang Shaoyang finished speaking, regardless of Niu Bi's confused expression, he directly walked out of the outpatient room with thirteen big beauties and a yin and yang person in a line.

Only Niu Bi was left standing in place, frowning, entangled in his heart, whether to stay or go?

Soon, everyone came to the cafeteria, which was already a lively scene, with hundreds of doctors and nurses up and down the hospital, so the lunch time was also very crowded.

"Director Fang, there's no one over there, let's go there!" Liu Xiaoxue said, pointing to the only long table next to the window.

Fang Shaoyang looked at it casually, and sure enough, there was an empty long table, which could just sit more than a dozen people. So he nodded and said, "That's it, you go and order, you're welcome, you can order whatever you want, and the bill will be credited to Niu Bi!"

"Yes, yes!" a group of girls suddenly ran towards the window of the queue in a group of happy groups.

Then Niu Bi, who came with him, looked at Fang Shaoyang hard, and only held back a sentence for a long time and said, "Boss, why do you want me to pay?"

"Damn, do you still need a reason for this?" Fang Shaoyang said angrily.

"Don't you need it?" replied Niu Bi stupidly.

"Do you need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

"Since you're going to do this, I'm going to have to tell the truth. Fang Shaoyang raised his eyebrows and said, "Because you are ugly, you have to pay the bill in order to make up for the psychological trauma in our new outpatient room!"

"Oh, that's the case..."Niu Bi suddenly realized and understood a little.

"Brother Fang, go to the bathroom and come back in a while. Surin said.

Fang Shaoyang had goosebumps all over his body, and said secretly: "Nima hurry up, I wish you to fall into the dung pit, and then be abducted to Mars by aliens in the sewers, never come back!"

Of course, Su Lin didn't know what Fang Shaoyang was thinking, so he looked back and threw him a wink, and then left.

Fang Shaoyang was nauseous for a while, and then he recovered.

At this moment, a few people suddenly walked to the table where Fang Shaoyang was, led by a flat-headed middle-aged man, who looked arrogant, and it was not a good thing at first glance.

Behind him, a short and fat man with glasses shouted directly: "Hey, boy, are you a newcomer?

Listening to Humpty Dumpty's words, Fang Shaoyang couldn't help but be stunned, turned around and said, "I can't see it, you are really so smart that you guessed right at once, I am indeed new!"

"The newcomer is still so arrogant, this table is our Director Huang's table!" Humpty Dumpty roared as if he had seen a rival in love.

"Director Huang?" Fang Shaoyang's eyes slowly fell on a flat-headed middle-aged man who was slightly chubby and had a bit of a beer belly. I thought, no wonder there are people everywhere, this good position by the window, no one sits, it turns out to be the position of Director Huang.

Seeing Fang Shaoyang's puzzled look, Humpty Dumpty turned over slightly and said, "This is our emergency department, Director Huang! The emergency patients sent to the hospital are all in charge of our emergency department, and even the dean has to give us Director Huang three points of thin noodles! You kid is still so short-sighted, you don't even know our Director Huang, you still dare to mix in the First People's Hospital?"

"To be honest, I don't really know. Fang Shaoyang said blankly.

At this time, Niu Bi on the side hurriedly pulled the corner of Fang Shaoyang's clothes and whispered: "Boss, this guy's name is Huang Jian, he has worked in the hospital for more than ten years, is in charge of the emergency department, and has great power, but he is an old fritter, and it is said that he may become the vice president in the second half of the year." Just like that kid said, even the dean has to give him face, let's give them the seat. ”

"Such a bullish character, why haven't you heard of it before?" Fang Shaoyang was slightly stunned, Huang Bei's name is good, yellow and cheap, his parents are bolder than Niu Bi's parents.

Niu Bi hurriedly said: "Director Huang seems to have been out for a while recently, and he was not in the hospital, so he may have only come back today." ”

Seeing that Niu Bi had already cowered and stood up from the bench, he said with a flattering smile on his face: "Hello Director Huang, this is Director Fang of our new outpatient room, and the outpatient room was established on the first day today, so we haven't had time to get to know you yet, so let's go." ”

"This is about the same, remember not to be so ignorant of current affairs in the future! Get out!" Humpty Dumpty glared at Fang Shaoyang disdainfully, then walked up and wiped the stool, and said to Huang Jian courteously: "Director Huang, I've wiped it clean, you sit down." ”

Huang Jian's shelf is indeed very big, or he didn't take Fang Shaoyang in his eyes at all, he went to the capital to attend a seminar in the past few days, and only returned to the hospital in the morning, so he was very unfamiliar with this Fang Shaoyang.

I saw him glance at Fang Shaoyang contemptuously, and with a big stride, he sat down on the stool that Humpty Dumpty had cleaned.

said that it was too late, and Fang Shaoyang, who was sitting quietly opposite, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and kicked his toes under the table towards the stool where Huang Jian was about to sit down.

Smack!

Huang Jian was about to sit on the stool, but suddenly the stool disappeared all of a sudden, and he suddenly snapped and sat on the floor tiles fiercely!

"Ouch!!"

The new clinic was set up on the first day, and Chen Guangde deliberately arranged it, so far few patients know about this new clinic. Naturally, there were no patients to see the doctor, and the crowd was very idle.

"Bang!" Fang Shaoyang clapped his hands and made everyone stop.

After a pause, Fang Shaoyang said: "Let's go! Eat after work, close the door and let the dog go!"

"Don't leave one on duty?" Liu Xiaoxue asked in surprise.

Fang Shaoyang frowned and said, "On the fart shift, I didn't see a single ghost come in, so they all went to eat!"

As soon as Niu Bi put down the kettle, he walked up and asked, "Boss, close the door and let the dogs go, but what if we don't have dogs?"

"No dog, there are you!" Fang Shaoyang finished speaking, regardless of Niu Bi's confused expression, he directly walked out of the outpatient room with thirteen big beauties and a yin and yang person in a line.

Only Niu Bi was left standing in place, frowning, entangled in his heart, whether to stay or go?

Soon, everyone came to the cafeteria, which was already a lively scene, with hundreds of doctors and nurses up and down the hospital, so the lunch time was also very crowded.

"Director Fang, there's no one over there, let's go there!" Liu Xiaoxue said, pointing to the only long table next to the window.

Fang Shaoyang looked at it casually, and sure enough, there was an empty long table, which could just sit more than a dozen people. So he nodded and said, "That's it, you go and order, you're welcome, you can order whatever you want, and the bill will be credited to Niu Bi!"

"Yes, yes!" a group of girls suddenly ran towards the window of the queue in a group of happy groups.

Then Niu Bi, who came with him, looked at Fang Shaoyang hard, and only held back a sentence for a long time and said, "Boss, why do you want me to pay?"

"Damn, do you still need a reason for this?" Fang Shaoyang said angrily.

"Don't you need it?" replied Niu Bi stupidly.

"Do you need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

"Since you're going to do this, I'm going to have to tell the truth. Fang Shaoyang raised his eyebrows and said, "Because you are ugly, you have to pay the bill in order to make up for the psychological trauma in our new outpatient room!"

"Oh, that's the case..."Niu Bi suddenly realized and understood a little.

"Brother Fang, go to the bathroom and come back in a while. The shemale Su Lin said with a small pout.

Fang Shaoyang had goosebumps all over his body, and said secretly: "Nima hurry up, I wish you to fall into the dung pit, and then be abducted to Mars by aliens in the sewers, never come back!"

Of course, Su Lin didn't know what Fang Shaoyang was thinking, so he looked back and threw him a wink, and then left.

Fang Shaoyang was nauseous for a while, and then he recovered.

At this moment, a few people suddenly walked to the table where Fang Shaoyang was, led by a flat-headed middle-aged man, who looked arrogant, and it was not a good thing at first glance.

Behind him, a short and fat man with glasses shouted directly: "Hey, boy, are you a newcomer?

Listening to Humpty Dumpty's words, Fang Shaoyang couldn't help but be stunned, turned around and said, "I can't see it, you are really so smart that you guessed right at once, I am indeed new!"

"The newcomer is still so arrogant, this table is our Director Huang's royal table!" Humpty Dumpty roared as if he had seen his rival.

"Director Huang?" Fang Shaoyang's eyes slowly fell on a flat-headed middle-aged man who was slightly chubby and had a bit of a beer belly. I thought, no wonder there are people everywhere, this good position by the window, no one sits, it turns out to be the royal position of Director Huang.

Seeing Fang Shaoyang's puzzled look, Humpty Dumpty turned over slightly and said, "This is our emergency department, Director Huang! The emergency patients sent to the hospital are all in charge of our emergency department, and even the dean has to give us Director Huang three points of thin noodles! You kid is still so short-sighted, you don't even know our Director Huang, you still dare to mix in the First People's Hospital?"

"To be honest, I don't really know. Fang Shaoyang said blankly.

At this time, Niu Bi on the side hurriedly pulled the corner of Fang Shaoyang's clothes and whispered: "Boss, this guy's name is Huang Jian, he has worked in the hospital for more than ten years, is in charge of the emergency department, and has great power, but he is an old fritter, and it is said that he may become the vice president in the second half of the year." Just like that kid said, even the dean has to give him face, let's give them the seat. ”

"Such a bullish character, why haven't you heard of it before?" Fang Shaoyang was slightly stunned, Huang Bei's name is good, yellow and cheap, his parents are bolder than Niu Bi's parents.

Niu Bi hurriedly said: "Director Huang seems to have been out for a while recently, and he was not in the hospital, so he may have only come back today." ”

Seeing that Niu Bi had already cowered and stood up from the bench, he said with a flattering smile on his face: "Hello Director Huang, this is Director Fang of our new outpatient room, and the outpatient room was established on the first day today, so we haven't had time to get to know you yet, so let's go." ”

"This is about the same, remember not to be so ignorant of current affairs in the future! Get out!" Humpty Dumpty glared at Fang Shaoyang disdainfully, then walked up and wiped the stool, and said to Huang Jian courteously: "Director Huang, I've wiped it clean, you sit down." ”

Huang Jian's shelf is indeed very big, or he didn't take Fang Shaoyang in his eyes at all, he went to the capital to attend a seminar in the past few days, and only returned to the hospital in the morning, so he was very unfamiliar with this Fang Shaoyang.

I saw him glance at Fang Shaoyang contemptuously, and with a big stride, he sat down on the stool that Humpty Dumpty had cleaned.

said that it was too late, and Fang Shaoyang, who was sitting quietly opposite, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and kicked his toes under the table towards the stool where Huang Jian was about to sit down.

Smack!

Huang Jian was going to sit on the stool with his buttocks, but suddenly the stool disappeared all of a sudden, and he suddenly snapped and sat on the floor tiles fiercely!

"Ouch!!" Huang Jian's ass made close contact with the ground, and the pain in his spine made him grin.

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