Hong Xia was silent for a long time, and finally spoke.

"Today was my first time in class, and I was nervous at first, but as I talked about medical expertise, I relaxed, and the class went smoothly and the enthusiasm of the students was high. Hong Xia said: "But in the end, when the lecture was finished, everyone also applauded, and I was a little proud, like taking the opportunity to make a joke and get closer to the students, which our teachers used to do." ”

"What the hell have you done?" Gao Jun rubbed his hands in a hurry.

Hong Xia's face turned even redder: "I just pretended to be proud and asked everyone, how did I speak, everyone said it was good, I just wanted to deliberately exaggerate, to say a word, people who have taken my class say it is good, but I didn't expect it...... I didn't expect that!"

Hong Xia covered her face again, Gao Jun scratched her head vigorously, this Hong Xia is a woman after all, her personality is very similar to herself, and she is also very atmospheric when she talks and jokes, but men and women are different after all, especially in the thickness of her face.

Under Gao Jun's repeated urging, Hong Xia covered her face and said: "I didn't expect that at that time, my brain twitched and my mouth was scooped, and I actually said it, and the guests who had been to me all said yes!"

"Hahahaha......" Gao Jun laughed directly, and one fell over in the flower bed.

Hong Xia already had no face, she escaped from the classroom just now, and now seeing Gao Jun laughing so unscrupulously, the more than 300 students in the classroom must have laughed crazy, this is really impossible to live.

She turned over and rode on Gao Jun, grabbed his neck with both hands and said, "You bastard, you deliberately chased me to say it, but you didn't comfort me, and laughed at me, I ...... I will die with you. ”

In the case of being ridden and choked by someone, how to effectively fight back in self-defense.

Gao Jun is going to teach everyone a trick, first of all, if the person who attacks you is a man, don't blindly grab his hand, because your stimulation will make the other party increase the force, and it is easy to suffocate by choking the neck.

So in this case, you have to grab their ankles with both hands, pull hard in your direction, and at the same time cooperate with the waist movement, and the other party will lie down directly.

If the person pinching you is a woman, and is flirting and angry, then use both hands to force the legs on both sides of her knees.

In this way, Hong Xia was pushed hard by him, her legs were supported, and she lay directly on Gao Jun's body, looking very intimate.

As for pinching the neck, if it is a man, hit the crook of his arm with both palms, and the arm will naturally let go when the arm is bent.

If it's a woman, squeak her armpits and ribs, and she lets go as soon as she itches.

Hong Xia rolled to the side uncomfortably, Gao Jun also stood up immediately, Hong Xia lay in the flower bed, as if she really wanted to dig a pit and get in.

"I tell you, not long ago, the bones of a woman were dug up in the flower bed of the Colonel. Gao Jun said.

Hong Xia suddenly bounced up like a cannonball, and was frightened away from the flower bed, Gao Jun stood up with a smile and said: "I thought it was a big deal, you have to die or live, isn't it just a slip of the tongue, but anyone who can speak, who doesn't have a brain to pump his mouth."

The Guozui announcer of the news network also has times when he is wrong, and the host of the Spring Festival Gala also has a black three minutes, so why bother with it. ”

"But I said it in front of so many students. Hong Xia said depressedly.

"Hehe, it doesn't matter, as the saying goes, the more words you say, the more mistakes you make, so teachers are originally a group with a high incidence of slips of the tongue. Gao Jun smiled: "I have experienced a lot, such as the history teacher, the Xinling Jun door 3,000, said that the Xinling Jun ticket 3,000, the chemistry teacher said the rubber head dropper as the rubber hose Rutou, the physics teacher every time she did the resistance test, she was holding a big silver stick, the math teacher would shout every time before solving the problem, everyone pay attention to the ...... I have to set."

Burst......

Hong Xia finally couldn't help laughing, it's still the same truth, people need to compare, and they have to compare, knowing that there are people who are worse than themselves, embarrassed, and unlucky, and their mood will be much better.

For example, those divorced men always like to drink with the man who is green.

"What about you, did you say anything embarrassing?" Hong Xia suddenly asked Gao Jun, saying that other people's feelings were not good, and it was better for the person in front of him to have something similar.

Gao Jun smiled helplessly, sighed and said, "Don't mention it, mine is even more embarrassed." ”

"What it is, what it is, tell me about it. Hong Xia suddenly came to her senses, sat beside Gao Jun, and couldn't wait to ask.

"Your mentality of blocking the door and watching the excitement of other people's homes is really shameless. Gao Jun said helplessly: "I remember when I was in middle school, I once wanted to call a girl to go out to play, and every time her mother answered the phone, so I memorized the lines in advance, and I wanted to say, Auntie, can I invite her out to play?"

But who the hell would have thought that it was her father who answered the phone that day, and I said by inertia, Hello uncle, can I ask my aunt out to play?"

"Hahahaha......" Hong Xia laughed more than Gao Jun just now, squatting on the ground with her stomach covered, and laughed.

Gao Jun looked at her laughing insolently, and snorted: "The guests who have been to me have said that if someone counts the total ranking of all the slips of the tongue, you can definitely rank first." ”

"You ......" Hong Xia stopped smiling for a moment, and glared at Gao Jun with a blushing face, which can be said to be a shame for a lifetime: "What can I do about this, how will I face the students in class in the future, I'm afraid it has spread now, right?"

"No, it was an unintentional slip of the tongue, not to mention that people are very healthy now, there are new things happening every day, and when they encounter something more interesting, they will forget. Gao Jun said.

Hong Xia thought about it, nodded, and said: "What you said makes sense, just thinking about the entertainment industry, the day before yesterday, I was spraying the director's unspoken rules, yesterday when the female star cheated, the trolls immediately turned the wall, and said that the female star was using her life to cover the scumbag director's retreat." ”

"That's to say, a small slip of the tongue, don't take it too seriously, tomorrow a school girl will fall in love, and these rabbit cubs will forget about it. Gao Jun said.

"Then what if there is nothing to cover my retreat?" Hong Xia said worriedly, suddenly looked up at Gao Jun, and a strange smile appeared on his face: "I found out that this guy of yours is very popular in the school and has a high prestige, otherwise ......"

"What are you going to do?" Gao Jun clasped his hands on his shoulders and looked pitiful.

Hong Xia laughed and said: "Otherwise, you come around this playground to go to the fruit run, I will take a picture and send it to the campus network, to ensure that it is a sensation, everyone will only talk about it, the handsome counselor is crazy on campus, is it performance art, or environmental protection pioneer, is it moral degradation, or human nature is distorted, then I will not remember me." ”

"You can figure it out. Gao Jun said with a smile: "But this is a way, but the effect will not be too good, it is better to change the way."

For example, I will now fall into my arms and gnaw hard, and then tear your clothes, you run with your life, and I chase with my life, and then people will say that Sven Counselor molests women on the street, is it the true face of well-dressed beasts, or is sexual hunger explodes, there are male protagonists and female protagonists, which has a sensational effect. ”

"Get out!" Hong Xia scolded angrily, but if she messed with Gao Jun like this, she didn't feel embarrassed, a slip of the tongue would happen to anyone, especially the teacher.

Gao Jun didn't roll, but Hong Xia turned around and left, patted her forehead and said, "I have to go back, Sister Ling must have helped me deal with the situation, and said that I would support each other, I can't be so unrighteous, I have to go back and cheer her on." ”

"Sister Ling, Dr. Hong has very strong social skills, so he made it to Sister Jinlan so quickly?" Gao Jun asked pretending to be stupid.

"By the way, Tong Ling, don't you know?" Hong Xia stopped and turned around to ask Gao Jun.

"Tong Ling, of course I know, who doesn't know her on this campus!" Gao Jun said without hesitation.

This is a key question, how can colleagues not know each other, and pretending to be stupid will arouse Hong Xia's suspicions.

It's like a woman asking how many girlfriends you have had before, don't say that you haven't been in love, you are your first girlfriend, this was okay to fool women thirty or forty years ago, but now it is the stupidest thing.

In this era, even junior high school students have several love experiences, not to mention other people, if you say that you have never been in love, the woman will first suspect that you have a problem, and your appearance is not bad, and all the conditions are okay, why have you never been in love, is there a genetic disease, or is it a mental illness, is the burden on the family too heavy, or is it a liar?

Of course, the best man who has never been in love is still telling the truth.

So when you encounter this kind of problem, you must say that you have been in love, but when a woman asks you how many ex-girlfriends you have, you must say that there is only one.

It's a lot of flowers.,It will even involve character problems.,There's only one.,Love is unforgettable.,In the end, she betrayed you.,This shows that you're a single-minded person.。。

It's all a routine!

So when Hong Xia mentioned Tong Ling, Gao Jun did not hesitate to say that he knew: "I have had several exchanges with her, but they are not comprehensive, and I have never had the opportunity to communicate again." ”

Gao Jun is telling the truth, he and Tong Ling still have a lot of room for development, at least they haven't even tried the study room and the grove.

"Then let me introduce you to reacquaint yourself, Sister Ling is a very good person, I know that she may have a bad reputation in the mouth of some people with ulterior motives, but in fact, she is not at all, she is actually a very conservative person, and she has a boyfriend who loves her very much. Hong Xia seemed to be proving for Tong Ling: "Otherwise, it's better to hit the sun, let Sister Ling ask her boyfriend out, and the four of us will have a meal together, right?"

Four? Only three!

Hong Xia seems to really regard Tong Ling as a close friend, and it is normal, she and Gao Jun's personalities are very similar, they also do not suffer, their mouths are still poisonous, and they have few true friends.

But when they eat together, they don't have to split Gao Jun in half......