Chapter 231: Xu Maimai: Lao Tzu is the most cute in the world!
So, when Xu Lao was full of wine and food, he ran to the kitchen with a bowl of dog food and a few shredded rabbit meat eaten by starlings, intending to carry two out.
He was greeted by a field of ashes and a few cleanly gnawed sweet potato skins.
These remaining pieces of sweet potato skins are still because some of them are charred into paste, so there is not even a bit of dregs left.
The husky was eating and drinking, lying on the ground, looking at a dry dog's tail grass clutched on Zhou Jiu's paws.
Zhou Jiu grabbed the dog's tail with his paws and threw the grass whiskers, and the husky's eyes followed wherever he went, and from time to time he wanted to pounce and grab and bite, almost thinking of himself as a cat.
Xu Lao walked over and looked at the two condescendingly, not knowing the danger coming, and said in a deep tone: "Who got this?"
However, I also know that it can't be one of them alone.
With the starling's size and physical strength, it is impossible to pull the sweet potato out of the hot ash.
With the husky's IQ, it is impossible to know that the sweet potato is in the ash, let alone take out the sweet potato with its own paws intact.
It is clear that the two are working together to commit the case.
The husky glanced at the dark-faced Xu Lao, silently lay down and put his eyes aggrieved, and without saying a word, he came up with a bitter trick first.
I tried to make Xu Lao think that he was hungry, so he got something to eat from inside.
However, how could Xu Lao not know the husky's careful thoughts.
Whether the husky is hungry or not, he has come all the way, and he has already counted it.
Measuring the amount of food the husky eats and the time of the previous meal, the next meal will definitely not be too early for it to hold on, nor too late for it to be hungry.
So at this time, the husky pretended to be hungry, and Xu Lao would not believe it.
The husky pretended to be pitiful there, Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, looked left and right, and didn't look at Xu Lao at all.
It seems that in this way, you can escape the process of confronting Xu Lao.
Xu Lao looked down at the two refusing to cooperate, and his brain began to hurt again.
When he looked down and saw the food prepared for these two in his hands, he was even more angry.
The husky glanced at Xu Lao, and with his own claws, he pushed the only remaining paste sweet potato skin in the direction of Xu Lao.
Maybe......
Do you like sweet potato rinds?
Xu Lao: Lao Tzu prefers to pick your skin.
The things prepared by the owner's family were stolen and eaten by their own pets, and they were a little embarrassed.
This is a little embarrassing, but under the transformation, it becomes a hatred for your pets.
If you eat, you will know how to eat, you will not do anything, and you will know that you will cause trouble.
Xu Lao put the two rice bowls in his hand on the stove, and kept nodding the husky in his hand: "You go to the punishment station for me!"
The other hand nodded on Zhou Jiu: You go to me too!"
The husky walked back to the wall three times by step, and never took his eyes off the rice bowl on the stove.
Xu Lao looked at the husky's gluttonous mouth and aggrieved appearance, and he was even more angry.
"Do you know what to do besides eating? Stand up for me, do you know what you're doing wrong?"
The husky whined lowly, and the little eyes looked at Xu Lao from the bottom up, with the husky's exclusive big eyes and small eyes.
The visual effect is like rolling his eyes at Xu Lao.
Mr. Xu: ......
There is always such a little ancestor, running on the road that is angry with you, and if you don't move forward, it will be very smooth sailing.
Xu Lao: "Look at you, even if you look so ugly, your temper is still so stinky, who gave you the capital to make you so horizontal?"
The husky innocently stuck out his tongue and rubbed Xu Lao's leg affectionately.
", don't eat this trick, you have to eat sweet potatoes! The sweet potatoes are gone, then you can go to the penalty station." ”
Huskies don't want to be punished, dogs are very hard to stand, it is originally four-legged walking, and it will be very uncomfortable to suddenly let it stand on only two hind legs.
And Xu Maimai is still a fat dog.
Although it doesn't run and jump and shake the mountains, it looks like it has a fleshy feeling.
Such a fat dog was punished to stand, and the pressure exerted on its lumbar spine was not small.
If you don't pay attention to it a little, it will be too much, and it may even paralyze the dog, but there is still a risk.
The husky grinded in the corner for a while, not wanting to be punished.
Turning his head, he found that Xu Lao didn't pay attention to it at this time, but ran to the stove and confronted Zhou Jiu.
Zhou Jiu calmly looked at Xu Lao, Xu Lao held back for a long time, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "You also go, Mai Mai is self-reliant, and you will stand on one leg." ”
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and tilted his head, looking like I was just an innocent little starling, I didn't understand what you said, old man.
Xu Lao squatted down and looked at Zhou Jiu on the bench: "You say, should you be punished for stealing sweet potatoes?"
Zhou Jiu smashed his mouth, indicating that he didn't have a ......
Xu Lao: "The sweet potato puree is stuck to the hair. ”
Zhou Jiu subconsciously lowered his head and wiped his mouth.
Xu Lao: "On the top of your head, how did you say you ate it?"
Zhou Jiu silently stroked his top hair, it's not that the sweet potato is still too big for the starling, and he accidentally buried his head in it while eating.
was caught with ironclad evidence, and there was nothing to say, Zhou Jiu's small bench was moved to the corner by Xu Lao, and the two faced the wall, one standing upright and one legged on one leg.
The husky was punished so badly that his legs were a little shaky.
Taking advantage of Elder Xu's inattention, he looked down at his brother and sister, but found that Zhou Jiu was standing leisurely, even looking like he was going to sleep in this position for a while.
Huskies:?
Xu Lao stared at it from the side, and when the husky's vision fell, he noticed its abnormal movement.
The punishment must still be punished, there are no rules, there is no circle, no punishment is not a long memory, but this degree still has to be mastered.
If the dog is not in the right state, it will be lifted high and gently put down.
As for the starlings......
Xu Lao has seen many birds when they sleep, and they can use a kind of golden rooster independent magic skill.
At this moment, this starling was punished like this, looking at this relaxed appearance, I am afraid that it is not actually hypnotizing it.
Xu Lao knocked on the small bench, Zhou Jiu didn't move, but the husky's attention was completely attracted by Xu Lao's knocking.
Xu Lao looked at the fat meat that the husky was tired of being punished by the penalty station, and his stomach began to tremble, and said with a smile: "The little puppy cub is getting fatter and cuter, and the dogs that grow up are all about well-proportioned muscles and smooth lines. ”
The husky, who already felt that he was about to get tired, angrily lowered his front paws.
Sudden diss.
Where is Lao Tzu not cute, Lao Tzu is the cutest, Lao Tzu is the first in the world!