Chapter 369: Blowing the Wind

Dark clouds obscured the sun overhead, and in the dreary sky, it seemed as if an invisible giant was pouring down baskets of pearls, rhinestones, and glass beans without money. If you have already read this section, please go to: .xin - to read the latest chapter

It's raining heavily, so naturally no one will run out in pain, humming "listentotherhyth fthefallingrain", enjoying the romance of dancing in the rain, even if you give a box of green arrow gum, how uncomfortable it is to get wet!

Moreover, it is too troublesome to take a shower and wash clothes!

In the final analysis, the group of people sitting in the farm restaurant at the moment have software designers, circuit engineers, mechanical designers, and even Chengren toy designers, but after all, they still belong to the category of industrial designers, and they have nothing to do with fashion design and decorative design.

Zhao Xilin came to the bar and was fighting with a glass of colorful rainbow cocktails Ma Xueying, and shook the mobile phone in his hand, "Old Ma, look at it!

Ma Xueying glanced at the screen of his mobile phone and ignored him: "You go and look at other weather apps, it should be sunny at this time, and we all directly call the official data of the local meteorological department abroad, everyone is the same, if you want to make a mistake, you can make a mistake together!"

"I didn't mean that," Zhao Xilin explained, "I just think that your differential treatment is too serious, isn't it your strength to forecast showers and torrential rain like today in China? Why did you suddenly fall to the ordinary level when you go abroad?"

Shaking her head slightly, Ma Xueying said helplessly: "I can't help it, I'm just a program ape who is almost unemployed, and even if it is our entire sky-watching team, the little fox alone is a serious graduate from the meteorological major, and she is not responsible for forecasting the weather, all weather data is from the meteorological research center." ”

"Ma Yunying, who are you talking about?" A voice with three points of anger suddenly remembered behind the two of them, but this voice was too sweet and cute, which seriously affected the intention of expressing the meaning of questioning through an angry tone.

The two of them turned their heads sideways, and their gaze automatically lowered at the same time, which caught the voice of a small girl.

Her image is quite in line with the so-called "legal Loli" popular on A2B's otaku websites: big eyes, round face, poor breasts, thin and small, cute voice, and she can be legally pushed down as an adult.

In fact, I don't need to figure out the dynasty、And I can't produce the concept of legal Lori,In the past, the feudal society married an old man in his teens.,Being "a pear flower pressing a begonia"Don't say anything.,Internationally, it's generally stipulated that underage girls under the age of 18 are overthrown.,Even if the other party agrees, it's illegal.,Need to eat lawsuits.,And if the other party is under 14 years old (about,Countries are slightly different),It will be divided by more than ten years of heavy punishment according to the crime of wall rape。 On the one hand, there is no 18-year-old limit, only the bottom line of 14-year-old rape, and a "loophole" patch has been put on it.

Therefore, in the island country, no matter how popular the extracurricular activities of girls and girls in high school (middle school) are in fact, these are in fact illegal, and both buyers and sellers are suspected of crimes, and at the same time, it is also illegal for underage characters to appear in Chengren Film and Television animation and comic game products. In the past, the manufacturer would use the opening statement of "all characters in this work are older than 18 years old" to evade censorship, but in the relevant legal amendments passed last year, a patch of "It is strictly forbidden to look like a minor is not allowed", which is considered to have plugged this loophole.

Although the purpose of the introduction of this law is obviously to purify the loli control atmosphere in the island country, which has been criticized by the international community, it has also affected the country, causing the concept of "legal loli" to gradually become popular.

Of course, there is also a wide range of popular beauty software now, these software generally have to be equipped with eye magnification, skin polishing, acne brightening and other functions as standard, all tinkering down, Korean air bangs, contact lenses or software beautification of color big eyes, grinding skin is too much like SD doll highlight face, coupled with the popular pouting fist to sell cute expressions, lose three or five years old or even teenage age in minutes, resulting in Internet beauties getting younger and younger, and more and more "Loli Yan".

However, unlike the so-called "Loli Goddess" on the Internet with the help of beauty software and makeup technology, although Hu Lili, who graduated from Nanda University, is only 21 years old because of his early schooling, she is also a real and legal Loli, not p.

So after she joined the National Guantian team last year and was responsible for sorting out the text of the standardized interface, Ma Xueying had noticed her for the first time. As a gentleman with deep merit and fame, Ma Xueying resolutely does not mention any topics about Lori in front of the other party, but always teases her with the title of "cunning little fox". Even if the other party objected many times, he only apologized and verbally promised to repent, but he still screamed as a fox when he turned around, until Hu Lili became angry and gave him a "Ma Yunying", and even the nickname of "Ma Girl", he didn't stop making trouble, and continued to quarrel with the other party.

I have to say that what is suitable is the best, Ma Xueying's nickname offensive has achieved obvious results, which can be seen from Zhao Xilin and several other people who retreated a little bit, smiling and watching the two of them fight again.

Of course, this is also roughly the same as the ratio of men and women in bees, the competitive pressure is relatively small, and most people are still cute and big, and they don't know the beauty of rare resources, so no one is competing with him to offer flattery.

However, the bees themselves are in harmony, and other R&D companies and scientific research units are also unlucky.

Don't look at the fact that there are more and more new female masters and doctors in various universities, and there are more and more majors and schools with more than half of the proportion, but the majors with the most female students, medicine, foreign languages, bees themselves are not in great demand, and teachers are not at all, although other liberal arts management and design are also in demand, but not very much.

The rest of them finally studied science, and after graduation, they were diverted because they got married and became full-time wives, and there are not many women who really enter scientific research and research and development positions.

But other units don't care about this kind of problem, and the companies that really realize that men and women are not tired of working together are only a few after all, and the boss of the horse outside the picture is quietly snickering.

As half of the industry, and the person in charge of contacting the Institute of Gas Research, Hu Lili still has a general understanding of the working methods of those people. There are a large number of professionals who are related to and unrelated to the main business of bees, even those who are engaged in mathematical research. Now that a person like her has come in, she is naturally going to the Meteorological Research Center.

In last year's Hu Lili's view, the bee research institute system is actually a little cautious, such as new materials, meteorological analysis, mathematical modeling, these partial content is generally handed over to universities, but bees just want to set up a corresponding research center or group in their own research institute, even if it is a single group, obviously to prevent those bosses and mentors from playing in it, after all, we also understand that people are in charge!

However, when she visited the Institute of Atmospheric Research and saw the bee's "Old Bird Watching the Sky" meteorological prediction experience model, she was still shocked by the bee's brain hole and experience!

"Old Bird" is really a bird, no, to be exact, Old Bird is a special intelligent program, Hu Lili is not clear whether it is a legendary artificial intelligence. It is only known that the group of people from the Institute of Atmospheric Research collects, sorts out and verifies historical meteorological data from all over the country that has been recorded for decades, and uses this data to repeatedly train the old birds, who will predict the specific weather at a specified date and time based on "experience", and then combine the real weather data that millions of skywatchers regularly return to train again.

In fact, before the official launch of the national sky-watching application last year, the Institute of Atmospheric Research had already begun to recruit tens of thousands of part-time meteorologists with the help of the CTA website and send them an all-in-one meteorological measuring instrument, they only need to place this equipment on the roof of the building, and then they can lie down to make money, and the bees can also get more unmodified real data to train the "old birds".

However, even so, bees are still inseparable from the data of official meteorological observatories in various countries, not to mention those remote places, that is, in cities, they still need to use official data as a foundation, but the bees' forecasts are slightly clearer and more accurate.

And in a sparsely populated foreign place like New Zealand, both historical meteorological data and the current number of skywatchers are pitiful, and it is impossible for bees to recruit hundreds or thousands of part-time meteorologists in this kind of place , so they simply hid it, directly blocked the old bird function from foreign IP, and directly returned the original local official data, so when the weather changes abruptly now, it will appear that it is sunny but it is raining.

After explaining these things to Zhao Xilin, Hu Lili took out a pink boat mobile phone from his pocket and slapped it on the bar, "Speaking of which, Brother Xilin, you didn't get on the boat, you see what is displayed on my mobile phone, it is not a sunny day but a heavy rain." ”

didn't wait for Zhao Xilin to speak, but Ma Xueying pierced and said: "Don't mention the weather recognition engine of the god ship, I used it during the internal test, and the effect is terrible! You take it to the bathroom and turn on the shower, it will give you a heavy rainstorm in minutes, and you can brush out the high temperature alarm when you put it on the coffee and hot tea, but unfortunately the company doesn't recognize the high temperature subsidy, if you blow on its multi-functional measuring hole, you can also blow out a 'accompanied by a short-term four to five winds'!"

"qieeeeeeee, Ma Yunying, when did you have this old yellow calendar?" Hu Lili dialed his mobile phone in front of the other party, "Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, you can blow a strong wind and try it, not to mention blowing out a five-level wind, even if it's just a third-level wind, I have your surname!"

Subconsciously reached out and pressed the mobile phone that was swiped, but Ma Xueying looked at the girl in front of her in surprise: "Mmmm, your name and my surname, Li Li, it's great that you finally agreed! I will definitely try to make you Mahu Li Li as soon as possible!"

"What are you talking about, blow it quickly!" Although he was blushing, Hu Lili did not get up and run away, but looked at Ma Xueying with a smile.

Under her "encouraging" gaze, Ma Xueying took a deep breath and blew a long breath into the penetrating air hole on the top side of the Shenchuan mobile phone.

His performance was very good, fully proving his lung capacity, but looking at the prompt on the screen that showed that his lung capacity was greater than 1420ml and his score was reduced by 3%, he was a little stunned.

Obviously, the wind measurement function of Shenchuan mobile phone should have been corrected, and relying on blowing can no longer affect the wind data, but they have added the function of blowing to measure lung capacity. However, because it is a big mouth to a small hole, there is too much air leakage, and the measurement results are very different from the actual value, so you must know that normal adult men and women should have two or three thousand milliliters of lung capacity.

In this way, Ma Xueying, who had a bigger mouth and was not very concentrated, was very embarrassed to find that his lung capacity data was not as high as Hu Lili, a little girl of one meter and a half, and he was immediately shocked, until Zhao Xilin and they all picked up their own or other people's Shenchuan mobile phones and began to blow loudly, and the frustration on his face disappeared slightly.

This spirometry test is completely for entertainment only, and the reference value is quite weak, because the posture of the carry, the distance from the mouth, and the size of the pout, and even the shape of the teeth all significantly affect the final result, and Hu Lili also honestly explained that the score of 1460 is actually the best score in history.

Let the two of them break like this, but there was a small-scale braggadocio on the side of the bar, and in the end, Lin Chen, who came to Zhao Xilin, won the first place, and he blew out an astonishing high score of 1680ml, although this score did not even meet the physical health standards of high school girls, but he still got the nickname of "King of Bragging".

Similarly, Ma Xueying and Hu Lili also got their exclusive nicknames and nicknamed Ma Hu Lili, although Hu Lili strongly objected, but they were ignored and ruthlessly suppressed by a group of big brothers and sisters, and they could only pretend not to hear to express their weak protest.

As for the cause of the incident, not many people have paid attention to the local weather recognition engine of Shenchuan mobile phone, as well as the national sky-watching app, as well as the changeable summer weather in the South Island of New Zealand.

After all, it's too familiar, and everyone has long turned a blind eye to it. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net