Zhongshui County's Little Test Chapter 0034 Who is smiling happily
Cao Wumiao regarded Liu Feiyang as a male public relations, and used his appearance to increase turnover, about this, the calf who can be called simple in his thinking did not expect that he could just detect some inexplicable things from the obscene eyes precipitated from Cao Wumiao's "listening voice".
Therefore, he would never have thought that Liu Qingqing, the stinky girl, would actually arrange a lively drama for him.
There is a saying: Gentle Township is a hero's mound, as for him, who has never touched a woman, whether he can avoid this bone-scraping steel knife is still inconclusive.
Liu Feiyang's work is not boring, and the Longteng bar opposite has not yet reached its peak, but this small Baxi grocery store has ushered in the peak season, with more than a dozen people sitting on the kang opposite the counter, and some of them have no place to sit on the ground, their movements are neat, everyone is holding a beer in their hands, accompanied by mustard or ham sausage, and drinking with taste.
It is only now that he understands why grocery stores can be so staggering in this era.
These people want to go to the bar to be chic, but they complain about the ordinary drinks in it for ten yuan each, so they come up with such a way, they can drink here until they are half drunk and half awake, and they can simply drink two bottles in it, and they can also get the highest level of fun.
These five big and three thick strong men don't have any literacy when they drink wine, and they still smack their lips when they drink bottles and eat sausages.
For Cao Wumiao, the pleasure at this time of day can be compared to him squatting at the door of the hotel to listen to the sound.
However, today made him very difficult, sitting on the edge of the fire, people have also become decadent, some similar to what people often say "Jing paralysis" His eyes stared at the ground, not daring to look to the side, swallowing saliva hard, but the more he swallowed, the more hungry he became, and his stomach was gurgling.
A few times, I couldn't hold back the impulse, and wanted to go in and get a bag of "Haojindao" instant noodles with a purchase price of four cents to fill my stomach, and finally I held back, according to his words: I have a lot of dollars in my life, but the one dollar I lose, no matter how much I earn in the future, it will not be that.
This morning, if it weren't for the stinky mother-in-law at home, how could he stretch his hand out like a shelf?
He didn't eat, and neither did the animal sitting at the counter.
It would be a lie to say that he was not hungry, but at least he would not act like Cao Wumiao, waiting for others to give alms. Sitting on the bench, the smile on the face of the boss lady when she was learning to find a job looked around implicitly.
He didn't mean to pander, nor did he show favor to anyone.
It's about worrying about who is secretly taking things on the shelves and not being able to see them.
What was on the shelf, Cao Wumiao remembered better than how many hairs his wife had on her head, and even if she lost a piece of sugar, it would have to be deducted from his salary.
He lacks the obscenity of Cao Wumiao, the domineering of Liu Qingqing, the superiority of Qian Liang, the directness of those girls, and the insidiousness of An Tao and his wife. Now he is like a newborn baby, objectively looking at everything around him, and seriously examining this society that is intertwined with various feelings.
There is no sharpness, but some silly eyes.
Not only did Cao Wumiao think that he was almost a normal person, but even the big man who was sitting on the kang was slandered in his heart, he was a little person, and he had no great achievements in his life as a salesman, and the Longteng bar opposite might not be able to enter in his life.
I don't know how long the beard of the old man named Plato was, and how he could say that the truth may be on the side of the few. It is impossible to judge whether Liu Qingqing, a girl, is wise or stupid, and can see his essence through the faded military coat, and it is the essence that most people do not recognize.
"Hey, get me two more sausages, and we'll count the money together."
A big man who had already drunk four bottles, looked a little confused, sat on the kang and shouted with his hand in a voice with a hanging voice.
When Liu Feiyang heard the words, he quickly got up from the stool and grabbed two sausages from the counter to send them over.
He could feel a cold wind on his side, it was Cao Wumiao's eyes.
"Let's count it together after drinking."
Dahan snatched the sausage, put it in his mouth and bit the skin open, then roughly slammed it into his mouth, half a mouthful, his mouth was full of relish, and then he looked up and saw Liu Feiyang still standing in front of him stupidly.
"I said what's the matter with you kid, didn't you say that you will settle the account together after eating, and go back to work quickly" He spoke with the consumer's arrogance, and a little angry.
"Hehe, big brother, I don't have a good head, I can't remember!"
As Liu Feiyang spoke, he raised his hand and scratched his head cutely.
"You can't remember that there is still Lao Cao! Let him remember, don't worry, you must not be able to do anything" He frowned and his voice was a little louder, and when he saw that the calf was still upright, he poked his head forward and tilted his head to look at Lao Cao over there.
Cao Wumiao didn't know what was going to happen, there had been this situation before, it was normal to come over to drink and settle accounts together, but now he didn't plan to speak, and left it to Liu Feiyang to deal with it, it was impossible to delegate power, and his careful thinking decided that if Liu Feiyang agreed to settle it together, he would have a reason to scold him to vent the calf's anger about the lunch problem.
Whoever is special and who allows the account to be on credit, one meal on credit can be credited for one day, and one person on credit will have ten people on credit, and my store will not be able to open without giving money?
He had just put his hands in his sleeves, and his head was looking to the side, ready to ignore them.
Just listen to the calf speak, "You don't need to ask Brother Cao about this, let's do it together!"
"Wouldn't it be over if I said this earlier, Lao Cao often does this, I'm such a big person, like a person who is short of one or two dollars?" The strong man's voice raised again, and his voice was still a little proud, sounding like a rich man with a lot of money.
Now that there are a lot of people, the old thing Cao Wumiao is not good at attacking, and he has to wait for less people to speak, and he has been wondering in his heart whether he should kick this calf's ass twice and vent more thoroughly.
"Big brother, what do you call it," Liu Feiyang asked.
"My surname is Qi, just call me Brother Qi"
"Oh, Brother Qi, drink slowly, don't be in a hurry"
He nodded, then turned back to the counter and sat down on the bench.
There was not much turmoil about what the rest of the people should do.
This calf magically took out a book from his pocket, it is a four-line grid for children to practice pinyin, and he can have more seeds in farming, so he naturally knows to be careful to sail the boat for ten thousand years, and he borrowed it from An Ran in the morning, and there is a delicate pen.
I haven't been to school for a few days, and I haven't experienced the stage of copying good texts and sentences, but I know in another way that some important things and important people have to be written down, and a good memory is better than a bad pen.
He sat there for a full minute, and then he opened the lid of the pen and wrote a few large letters on the notebook. After writing, he stood up, walked out of the counter and handed it to the strong man.
"Brother Qi, do you see what I wrote correctly?"
The strong man glanced at it inexplicably, and then scolded, "Little deflated calf, fuck me/your uncle"
After speaking, he stood up and pulled at Liu Feiyang's head, the force was not very large, similar to a joke.
A stunned look at the people around him.
"Hey, hey..."Liu Feiyang smiled again.
"Here you go, two yuan..." The strong man took out the money from his pocket and stuffed it into Liu Feiyang's hand, and then stopped drinking the remaining half bottle of beer, and walked out with his hands behind his back.
"Brother Qi, come often..."Liu Feiyang also shouted at his back.
The people around were very curious, snatched Liu Feiyang's notebook, glanced at it and couldn't help laughing, only to see that the above was full of pictures and texts: the word Qi is a tree branch, a person riding on it, and the back is written "Brother is two" sausages and sausages are not written, but two sausage-like ones are drawn, which make people think about it.
"Some words can't be written, so they are replaced," Liu Feiyang explained.
"This old Qi eunuch, it is estimated that he was also a eunuch in his last life, the kind of official...", some people around him commented with a smile.
"Haha," and then burst into laughter.
It is said that Liu Feiyang's calf is stupid and pokes people in the sore spots, but no one is as knowledgeable as a fool like him.
If it is just pictures and texts, it can't make the surname Qi embarrassed, the most critical problem is that Liu Feiyang heard others call him "Niangniang", and he used a soft voice that did not match his beard when he talked to others, but he was the only one who had a commanding attitude.
Liu Feiyang took back the notebook and turned around, listening to them laugh, and laughing along, they laughed happily, he laughed even happier...