Since the accident of his parents who worked outside, the young and playful Gou Mao has been completely unattended, if it weren't for his unlucky "drone thief" uncle Gou Li who brought him to Ludao, he might still be hanging out in an Internet café now. The game lab he later joined was dominated by young people like the Internet café before, and he lived in the dormitory when he came home from work, so he rarely had contact with children, at most he had seen it from afar in the park supermarket when he came out to play on the weekend.

In this way, he naturally can't be like those aunts and aunts of neighbors and relatives in his impression, pointing to the baby and excitedly saying that this eye is like a mother, this eyebrow is like a father, and this nose is like an uncle, except for distinguishing double eyelids, dimples and half eyebrows, he can't see anything special about other facial features.

In jargon, Gou Mao is a bit "face blind", and his ability to remember and distinguish facial features is not strong enough, and he can't even write down the looks of the four little guys.

Not only him, after leaving, Gou Mao and Ge Donglei talked about it, and the latter also said that the problem of face blindness also bothered him, and finally said: "Actually, I think the boss has come up with this 'photo ban' is purely idle and blind, the little boss has only been open for a few months, maybe the appearance is changing every month, even if others get their photos, they can't do anything, so it doesn't make much sense to be so strict and stubborn." ”

"Actually, there is a shade hair inside," Gou Mao remembered a saying circulating on the Internet, "On New Year's Day, the honey search time machine was officially released, and Boss Ma also officially stated that day that 'taking pictures are forbidden'." I don't say it explicitly, but it gives the impression that "photos reveal a lot of information, so it's important not to give them away." And now, a few days ago, as soon as the honey search time machine was exposed, he took the child out to meet people!

When the honey search time machine was first launched, it was still quite scary,Upload a suitable photo,The system can predict and predict your future or previous appearance,Historical appearance calculation is quite accurate,The more celebrities, the more accurate,As for the future appearance prediction function,It looks like it's like that.。 Because of the popularity of this app, and at the same time, the data of the first quarter of the new name of Misou has become very good, and other search engines have launched similar facial analysis applications to share the popularity. However, just last month, the "prestige" of the time machine was suddenly debunked.

What pierced the diorama was several DNA paternity test reports.

It is said that there is a Mr. Liang who himself is a national character face, a wife with a melon seed face, and a son with a round face, so he has always felt that his son is not biological. After the launch of the honey search time machine, he took out the photos of his son and himself and tried it, but the more he looked at it, the more he found that the son who "grew up" was not like himself, but he was like a mold with the old king next door.

Mr. Liang was angry, and now he didn't want his son and his wife, clamoring for a divorce, and refused to bear the son's child support on the grounds that his son was born to Lao Wang. In the end, his marriage was divorced, and his son was awarded to his ex-wife, but the alimony still had to be paid, because the personal appraisal showed that the son was born to Mr. Liang. Mr. Liang, who felt that he had lost both people and money, was angry, and once again took up the legal weapon, and this time he sued Bee Network, the provider of the honey search time machine, to the court, demanding that Bee compensate his wife and son.

Encouraged by this person, many people across the country went to the local court to sue the bees, on the grounds that the honey search time machine misled them, caused them to misidentify or misidentify their children and relatives, hurt their feelings, and claimed some moral damages.

Although the verdict of these cases has not yet been announced, everyone knows that it is impossible for Bee to lose the lawsuit and lose money, after all, from the first day of its launch, the Honeysearch Time Machine has hung on the page with the disclaimer clause of "appearance estimation is completely obtained by the server according to the exclusive algorithm combined with big data analysis, and the results are for reference only, and Bee does not make any promises about the correctness, accuracy, reliability and universality of the content".

Usually these contents are hidden in the long "must read before use" or "user agreement", and now they have been put on the outermost and come to find trouble, purely to eat and hold on. Even many netizens believe that even if the court sentences Bee to lose the lawsuit and lose money, there is no need for Ma Dong to appeal, those financial analysts, stock analysts, and bank wealth managers will first jump out to help.

Ge Gou and the others walked side by side in the bee garden, because of the relationship between the activities, today's bee garden was not open for reservations as usual, and after leaving those small squares, it immediately seemed that the road was wide and there were fewer people.

Speaking of which, Ge Donglei can also be regarded as a bachelor's degree in computer science, which is the same level as Atletico Madrid. However, the school he went to was just average, and he was addicted to games when he was in school, and he hung up on several subjects, which is far less domineering than Ma Dong's domineering side leakage of "earning back the scholarship he sent".

Although Ge Donglei barely passed all the make-up examinations before graduation and got his graduation certificate in time, his pale resume obviously could not satisfy those HR (human resources managers), but the company he fancied did not look down on him, and the campus recruitment naturally ended in failure.

The same is true for the social recruitment of bee's companies, which also requires three years of experience, but fortunately he is not too stupid, among the many recruitment positions, he found the position of game experience clerk in the user laboratory of Bee Game, and tried to submit his resume, which pasted a few game screenshots on behalf of his rich game experience, and then passed. In fact, the department he is staying in now doesn't care about the work experience and education of the employees at all, and emphasizes the ability to read games, and then the communication ability above the level line can be selected, so the UXL department is also a double trough of the age and education level of the bee employees. Ge Donglei's arrival has significantly increased the average age and average education of the department, but because of the generation gap, most people don't buy his account, but he and Gou Mao have met each other, and they have become good friends after working together in a few games, and they often do activities together after work.

However, Ge Donglei disagreed with the good friend's shady theory, he thought about it and said: "In fact, Ma Dong knows the power of the Internet, which can be seen from his world's most water world record, maybe because he sees the Internet too clearly, he wants to do the opposite." ”

"Times have changed, although 50 years ago someone said something about the global village, but the earth has really become a big village in the past few years, because the Internet is getting cheaper and more convenient, little by little it has pulled in the distance between people, especially between strangers and strangers," he said with some emotion: " When we were young, all our knowledge of celebrities came from television, and then there were entertainment magazines, and magazines often published celebrity interviews to introduce the stars of their zodiac signs, blood types, favorite songs and colors, and then many people passed them on to watch. But who still reads magazines now? If you like celebrity gossip, you can just pay attention to it directly on the neck, and you can also send private messages, but it depends on the mood whether people reply or not. ”

"And even if you reply, it's likely to be the same automatic reply!" Gou Mao also sighed, "Speaking of those people I pay attention to around my neck, we have to count our Ma Dong who replies to private messages the most diligently, basically every one is a second reply, even faster than you, and he really lives up to his record of being the 'World Water King', but it's because the reply is too fast, but it's hard not to suspect that he is actually an automatic reply." ”

"It must be an automatic reply, the big boss is a busy person of Li Wanji, how can he have time to pay attention to us little pawns!"

According to the theory of six degrees of separation, two strangers can be connected by no more than six people. However, this connection is usually weak, so weak that it only exists in theory, such as the connection between ordinary people and the president, so this connection is also called a "weak bond". For example, in the letter era, a child wrote a letter to Clinton, and the letter needed to be checked and delivered by layers of staff, and there was a high probability that it would be intercepted and there would be no news halfway, which was actually slightly equal to nothing.

In the Internet era, not only does the White House have an official website, but the new generation of President Othehei also asked them to set up a special "WethePeople" webpage (wethepeople, also translated as the White House Petition Network, in fact, it is a subpage of the White House official website), anyone can register with a real email address to let the White House hear your voice, and you can also show it to get more support, and reach a certain number of official responses. Just because you can find Xiao Okuhei more easily doesn't mean that this "weak bond" can become a strong bond. In fact, most people know this, otherwise there would not be so many idlers who would have started petitions to correct the salty tofu brain and proposed that the United States and Australia merge to form Ame Stralia.

Of course, a year has passed, the United States has not merged with Australia, and netizens no longer have to worry about the left and right drive of the merged vehicles (the nominal monarch of Australia, New Zealand and other countries is still the Queen of England, so their cars are left-hand drive cars that drive on the left, while the United States and other non-monarchies drive on the right).

Similarly, the conspiracy of the "salty party" failed to succeed, and the sweet tofu brain is still legal.

However, also because of the relationship between few successful people, this website is now not very popular with foreign soy sauce people, after all, if you want to wait for the official response, you need to collect 100,000 likes and support, this process is really long enough, and the merger petition of the United States has not exceeded 10,000 support in a year, and I believe that there is basically no hope of getting a reply from people in the remaining two years of Okuhei's term. And even if some foreign netizens find a way to get 100,000 support, they may be dismissed by a sentence of "we don't comment".

Just when the two of them felt pain in the pain of the automatic reply they received from their necks, they invariably looked at their respective trouser pockets.

took out his mobile phone to unlock it, and when he saw the content of the displayed message, Ge Donglei couldn't help laughing and said: "Our Ma Zong is actually surnamed Cao Mingcao, right?

"You got it too?"

"Well, let me try not to talk about his child's appearance in front of outsiders, and beg me to pity the hearts of parents in the world. ”

"Well, there is no such sentence in the message I received, but I complained about my face blindness, saying that I must not remember what the baby looks like, and he is very relieved," while saying that, Gou Mao tapped the opposite phone twice with his mobile phone, and sent a picture straight over. Although the bee garden is covered with free wifi signals, he still likes the direct transmission mode of directly knocking on the phone, because then there is no need to look for Ge Donglei's name in the friends list, and he naturally doesn't care how many protocols and steps the bee system needs to use in order to achieve this function.

It is by relying on similar convenient small functions that the bee system continues to accumulate its own word-of-mouth praise, and at the same time silently accumulates users one by one.

If you don't check the file, you can directly tap the phone, and the default is the current screenshot, and then Ge Donglei also saw the message received by Gou Mao.

The sender of the message is naturally Atletico Madrid, and the recipient is Gou Mao's scarf work account. Seeing this, Ge Donglei looked up at the other people around him, looked at the strange colleague who was also holding a mobile phone in the distance, and said, "Hey, Mao, I bet that the other people present just now should have also received news from Ma Dong." ”

"I'm stupid to make this bet with you!" Gou Mao was not fooled.

Ge Donglei quickly figured out why Atletico Madrid wanted to send a message to everyone's work account, and couldn't help laughing: "It's just that Boss Ma strictly abides by the real-name system, but he destroys the working hours system of the work account." ”

Although the bee scarf has its own dedicated website and client, it is not actually completely cut from the honey chat, and still exists as a sub-function of the latter. Therefore, the "one person with multiple numbers, small trumpet level" rule with the characteristics of Mi Chat is also applicable to the scarf, and users can easily receive messages from different sources with different vests such as relatives and friends, netizen accounts, anonymous accounts, and work accounts.

According to the rules, the biggest feature of the work number is the "front desk real-name system" and "working hours system", the feature of the work number is that it can be connected with the attendance system to achieve intelligent attendance, and the overtime time will be automatically calculated by the superior through the work number after work. In addition, only the real-name authentication of the work number is placed in front of the stage, and the other trumpets only have the backstage real-name that meets the national regulations, even if he is the chairman of Bee, Ma Jing, has no permission to view, so if he wants to contact everyone, he can only contact everyone's work account.

"Hehe, how can you say sabotage, look at this. Gou Mao took the mobile phone and tapped on the other party's mobile phone again, and sent a screenshot again.

"Yo he, I have an extra 1 hour of overtime record, and I really earned it today http://m.piaotian.net!"