Chapter 32: Touching the Porcelain Bear Child
At five o'clock in the morning, Donghai City, the first elementary school, the gate of the campus.
"Hello, why haven't you seen a single bear child?" a lewd voice sounded at the entrance of the elementary school.
"That's right, it seems that elementary school students don't go to self-study in the morning, Nima is only 5 o'clock now, where to find the bear child. ”
Xie Lang leaned against the gate and shouted: "Come on, take a look, the profession helps primary school students fight the glory of the king, free bronze and diamonds." In addition, there are fortune calculations, constellations, mud tile holes, prison break upgrades, bone-setting recipes, massage bones, walking rivers and lakes, and many skills do not suppress height!, as long as it is a bear child... Phew, as long as it's an elementary school student, it's all free, no money. ”
"Daddy......"
It may be that Xie Lang moved the heavens, and suddenly a child with a small schoolbag hugged the leg of a man in his thirties at the gate of the school gate.
Yo.
The mission objectives appear:
biubiubiu, sure to be a bear child.
Xie Lang instantly seemed to have discovered a new continent, and followed with an excited face.
The little boy was wearing a red coat with several patches, with snot on his face, and he refused to let go after holding the leg of the man in his thirties.
was called dad by a strange child, Chen Guobin was stunned on the spot, looked at the little boy, and said helplessly, "Who are you, little friend, I'm not married yet, don't scream." ”
"Daddy, Daddy... You don't want mom and me anymore. ”
As the little boy's voice fell, at the same time, a big man rushed out of the crowd, and smashed his fist directly on Chen Guobin's face without saying a word, "Scum, I don't even recognize my own child, I have never seen a shameless person like you." Chen Guobin was not given the slightest chance to explain.
Well?
Seeing this scene, Xie Lang couldn't help but secretly guess, "How can there be a father in the world who doesn't recognize his child..."
Nima, could it be that the bear child calls his father by the housekeeper, but in fact, he is here to touch the porcelain and ask for money?
I'm a good one.,It's a good routine.。。
Lao Tzu touched the porcelain shrimp and actually met the porcelain bear child.
That's interesting.
The onlookers at the scene were in an uproar, all of them surrounded Chen Guobin and pointed at him, and several of them blocked his way and prevented him from leaving.
Chen Guobin watched those big men beat him, and his lungs were about to explode, "You... You are vexatious, I have nothing to do with this kid, I don't even know him. ”
"Shut up, let you not recognize your own child..."
"Ouch, yo、...... It hurts, stop fighting!"
The big man ignored Chen Guobin's shouting, but continued to fight, threatening while beating: "Tell me quickly, is he your child?" ”
"It's... yes, don't fight..."
Seeing that Chen Guobin was intimidated, Dahan immediately yelled at him again: "Then you have abandoned your wife and children for so many years, should you give some compensation." ”
When Chen Guobin heard this, he immediately understood what was going on.
The daring bear children are used by this group to ask for money, and if they don't admit it, I'm afraid they will continue to beat themselves.
Oops.
Sure enough, the sky will not die, I thank Lang.
Xie Lang instantly saw a little bit of the doorway, and a flash of inspiration flashed on his head, and a routine flashed quickly, as if he had thought of something, and his eyes hurriedly looked around.
Well?
The next moment.
Xie Lang didn't rush to find the bear child over there, but turned around and rushed to a cleaning aunt in a white coat in the distance.
"Auntie, come over here. ”
As soon as he ran over, Xie Lang dragged the aunt's hand, and then didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he directly pulled the aunt to the grove and began to take off his shirt.
The cleaner's aunt is a divorced woman in her fifties, who was originally sweeping the floor seriously, but she was dragged into the grove by a strange man without saying anything, and thought that the other party was going to be strong X.
She was about to shout, but found that the other party was a handsome guy who was both young and handsome.
"You...... What are you going to do?" As soon as the aunt saw Xie Lang's sturdy body, she couldn't help but stick out her tongue and lick her lips.
"Undress, undress, quick, quick, quick. Xie Lang was too lazy to talk nonsense with the other party, and shouted at the other party with his eyes.
"Huh......? Undress, we're here??" The aunt was a little squirming, but the thought of the groves all around me brought a thrill to me.
It is said that a woman is as good as a wolf at thirty and forty as a tiger, but you can imagine the hunger and thirst of a fifty-year-old divorced young woman.
"Take it off, don't hear me. Xie Lang said fiercely again, seeing that there were still ten minutes left in the porcelain touching time, he was very anxious.
"Little brother, don't be like this, isn't it okay here? It's a big deal to change to a hotel, can't I give money?"
"Auntie... No... Eldest sister, I beg you, you take it off quickly, otherwise you will die later.
"Oh, little brother, how can you be this sauce purple... The mud is playing, and it's not like that...... Of course...... If... If you really can't stand it, take someone to a hotel and open a room. The aunt in her fifties turned out to be shy.
"Holy. ”
Xie Lang didn't have time to play tricks on her, so he directly took out a few hundred yuan, stuffed it into someone's aunt, and said, "Is this okay?"
"Ah, you're still sticking money to me?" The aunt took the money, and her face was full of smiles.
Such a handsome guy, he is willing to let himself post the money, and he actually sticks himself upside down.
"Okay, okay, handsome guy, why don't you go buy a box first..."
"I bought a watch last year... Xie Lang finally couldn't stand the other party's persecution and nagging, and simply knocked them down with a punch.
When the poor aunt fainted, she was still thinking in her heart, this handsome guy is so violent, I like it so much.
MMP, do you think Lao Tzu is interested in you?
This TM is not yet for the sake of the mission.
finally took off the white coat on the other party's body, Xie Lang immediately put it on himself, and then ran towards the bear child.
"Hey, hey, get out of the way, get out of the way. Following Xie Lang, he squeezed through the crowd, shouted, and then violently pushed away the onlookers and came to the bear child.
Many people at the scene were stunned, secretly wondering, why did a doctor come?
"Trouble let go, let go, this child is my patient, he is sick again, and when he sees someone, he will call his father. After Xie Lang squeezed over, he directly grabbed the bear child's ears and pulled them out of the crowd.
No matter how the other big men stopped him, Xie Lang forcibly dragged the bear child out, first pinched the bear child's person, and then put his finger into the bear child's mouth for routine inspection.
Dead bear child, touch porcelain in front of Lao Tzu touching porcelain shrimp, you are still very tender.
"Ahh ”
Suddenly, just when everyone was confused, Xie Lang's finger was bitten in the mouth by the bear child, and his scream... It's louder than TM killing pigs.