The owl hurriedly turned around on the Taihu Lake stone, and scolded: "I finally gave you a chance to perform, this is how you treat this seat? ”

Xiao Tianjia smiled and said, "Master, if we don't know, we definitely won't come." ”

The owl paused and said happily, "Little God, do you know? I like you the most, and you really didn't disappoint you." ”

The monk Nunu next to Xiao Tianchao said, "It's not me, master, it's him." ”

"The king punishes the demon?"

The fat monk hurriedly knelt down and arched his hand: "Lord, the small one is the white tiger ......."

"Fart. The owl scolded: "Shouldn't you be a green dragon with this virtue?"

Xiao Tian's face turned sauce color all of a sudden, and the fat monk's face turned red and said, "Lord, the little one hasn't finished talking yet." The smaller ones are the descendants of the White Tiger. ”

The white tiger, the fierce god in the middle of the year, often lives in the fourth year after the year. Where he dwells, if he commits it, the Lord will have the plague of mourning clothes. That is, as the saying goes, "the white tiger of the mourning door" or "the white tiger of the return of wealth".

In the idiom, there is a 'fight for the tiger', which means that the white tiger bites a person to death, and the soul of the deceased will be controlled by the white tiger, which is called a ghost. The ghost is the precursor of the tiger, and when you meet people, you first use the ghost to confuse, and the white tiger feeds on it.

The white tiger can suppress the house, and it can also suppress the ghost. And this fat monk, when Lu Zheng first saw him in the restaurant, he found a tiger tattoo on his body.

"For the tiger?" asked the owl tentatively.

"Yes. The fat monk bowed, took out a gray stone talisman from his pocket, presented it to the owl and said, "Lord, this Yin Soldier Tiger Talisman is still given to the small one by you." ”

"Good, good. The owl smiled and said, "That's great." This seat is really a clever calculation, there is no one in ten thousand, it is strategized thousands of miles away, and the enemy is really manipulated among the ten thousand armies. ”

Xiao Tian blushed and said, "Master, you ...... You seem to have forgotten a lot of things. ”

"Not bad. The owl turned around, looked up at Mingyue and said, "This seat has exhausted its wisdom. Only then did he realize the supreme philosophy of life. That is, the word 'forget'. Only forgetting is rebirth, and only forgetting can begin. Only forgetting is the most extreme way in this world. ”

"Oh......" Xiao Tian looked adoring and sighed: "The master has always acted unpredictable. But every time, it seems that the enemy has the first opportunity and the Jedi survives. ”

"Hahahaha......" The owl laughed wildly with its wings crossed.

The three of them looked up at the owl respectfully and remained silent for a long time.

The three people who can talk about amnesia so high-sounding and bluff are stunned. There is only the eloquence of an owl. If Lu Zheng was present, he would definitely slap the owl to the ground and scold: "I have never seen such a brazen bird." ”

If Tang Scarlet Carp was present, he would definitely answer: "This girl has never seen such a brazen hen." ”

……

In the living room of the Lu family, Ji Xiang sat on the sofa obediently, peeled the orange with a little nervous white hand, handed it to Lu's mother, and said shyly: "Auntie." Eat an orange. ”

"Good. Mother Lu smiled and took it and put it in her mouth and said, "Sweet, it's so sweet." Girl. You taste it too. ”

"Hmm. Auspicious and elegant ate a petal, and secretly said in his heart: This is a tribute orange in the Pavilion, with a natural aura, both in taste and taste, it is unique.

"Hey, that's weird. Where did you buy these oranges?" the moist sweet juice slid into the belly. Mother Lu only felt that her whole body was comfortable, and her body seemed to be a few taels lighter out of thin air, and she said strangely: "I have never eaten such delicious oranges." ”

Ji Xiang said with a sweet smile: "If it's delicious, then eat more, this is the orange that Lu Zheng bought himself." ”

Speaking of her son, my mother's heart moved. At this moment, she had long thought that Jixiang was Lu Zheng's favorite, and suddenly smiled: "Girl, where is your home?"

Jixiang's eyebrows jumped, she is a wild fox in the mountains, where is there any home? But her brain turned quickly, remembering the identity certificate forged by Tang Scarlet Carp for her, and hurriedly said: "I am from Jiangnan Shaoxing." ”

"Jiangnan Water Town, good place, good place. No wonder your skin is so good. My mother praised and said, "By the way, what do you do at home?"

"Hmm. Ji Xiang nodded and said, "My parents are both teachers. ”

"Mr. Teaching?" Lu's mother frowned.

"That's it...... It's the teacher. "Jixiang is obviously not too sensitive to the new name of the teacher, Tang Scarlet Carp made up her parents, are two ordinary teachers, so that they are not only ordinary, but also have the feeling of being a scholarly family, giving people the impression that they are quiet and good girls.

"It turned out to be a teacher. Mother Lu suddenly became happy, she was just a housewife, and half a year ago she would bargain with the vendor for a few cents of vegetable money, although it is not now, but the concept in her bones cannot be changed.

As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and Pikachu's son plays electric. The influence of the family environment is crucial for a child's life, and the teacher's child is simply synonymous with a good student, although the reality is not always so.

"Girl, tell your aunt the truth. My mother suddenly said mysteriously: "What do you think of our family Lu Zheng?"

Ji Xiang had a panic on her face, she would rather fight against the flying sword than against Lu Zheng's mother. The dragon king's mother is a mortal, but it makes her feel that Yali Mountain is big.

This is by no means a joke, it is a strong woman with great powers, no, the strong female demon Tang Scarlet Carp, in the face of Lu Zheng's parents are cautious and dare not make a mistake.

This is the future Queen Mother of the Dragon Palace!

"Hmm...... He's, he's good. Ji Xiang Zhi sighed, and his face was already flying red.

Mother Lu smiled playfully and said: "You girl, there are a lot of people chasing you, right? Like you, the character and appearance are not often seen on TV, I guess the boy who wants to chase you, standing in a row hand in hand, is enough to go around the second ring road, right?"

"I didn't ...... No. Jixiang stammered and shook his head, his head almost hanging to his chest.

......After a long time, Lu's mother finally got to the point, making outstanding contributions to the happiness of Lu Zheng's second half of his life and the lower half of his body, and asked: "Our family Lu Zheng has a shy and low-key personality. I don't like girls very much, but at that time, the family also had money, and the marriage was delayed. Now that I'm getting older, it's getting harder and harder to find a partner......"

Ji Xiang was dizzy when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Auntie, how is it possible? Many people like him." ”

"Huh?" Mother Lu's eyes froze, and she said sensitively: "Who?"

"Huh?" Jixiang was originally simple, and he was a little flustered, and he didn't dare to lie in front of Lu's mother, and whispered: "I think there are many people who like him." ”

"For example?" Lu's mother looked at him expectantly, waiting for her to admit herself.

Jixiang was about to collapse, from Yali Mountain to Yali Mountain, seeing Lu's mother staring at her without blinking, she suddenly stiffened, and said stiffly: "For example, Mr. An, Mr. Tang, and his classmates, Officer Lin......"

"What?" the mother was taken aback and said, "They all like our son?" )