Chapter 308 I do
"Lorcelina, why didn't you kill MS.Y and MR.X?"
Just behind the hill not far away, Deadpool was facing a blonde beauty with a bulging front and a backward curt, and said in a provocative tone, "However, what I am most concerned about is, why did you ask my old friend to be an undercover agent?"
As he spoke, Deadpool's groping hand had already touched Lorcelina's waist. Judging by Deadpool's previous words, the two of them must have had some kind of relationship before.
However, in her trademark Russian tongue curl, Lorslina said to the side, "Wolfey, help me deal with this guy." ”
"Wade is an old friend you found, and you can solve your own problems. I'll have to take care of him. ”
I saw a female man who was two meters tall, full of muscles, and full of wild charm. Interestingly, she also carried a coffin on her back.
Vorphy gently tapped the coffin behind him with his left elbow, pointed to the sky with his right hand, and said: "After all, our Marquis Vlad does not like the sun. ”
However, Deadpool's main concern did not seem to be the strange coffin and the Marquis Vlad, who was afraid of the sun, but said to Lorslena beside him: "Baby, you see, even your friends said let's solve it, so let's go aside now and 'solve' it like before!"
Obviously, Deadpool's word for 'resolved' clearly has something else in mind.
Unfortunately, the bulging veins on Lorsina's forehead showed that she had had enough, so the blonde beauty from Russia slammed Deadpool's head one hundred and eighty degrees with a push, and finally made his groping hand stop.
"Okay, what a nostalgic feeling, I remember the last time the two of us settled in the hotel, you hit me like this. ”
Deadpool straightened his head with both hands, after all, for him, injuries of this magnitude could heal in an instant.
"Listen up Wade, I admit I used to be, but now that I'm married and have children, I'm responsible for my family, so stop seducing me!"
As she spoke, Losolina showed Deadpool the wedding ring on her left ring finger, which made Deadpool stare at her.
"This can't be, how can you, known as the Bloody Rose, get married!......" Speaking of this, Deadpool seemed to think of something, and asked tentatively, "Hey, Lorcelina, you don't want to pay off your previous affair debt, so you bought a ring and put it on your hand to pretend to be a wedding ......"
However, before Deadpool could finish speaking, the mobile phone rang in Lothelina's arms, and she picked up the phone, and after hearing the voice of a certain man on the phone, the lonely rose immediately turned into a housewife, and only heard her shout:
"Hey, your black striped tie is in the upper left corner of the second row drawer in the closet! Why can't you find clothes every time I'm on a business trip? Also, don't forget to pick up our daughter from school like you did last time, don't be greedy for your daughter to eat convenience food, that kind of thing is not nutritious! By the way, if I come home from a business trip and see the house in a mess like a dog kennel, you roll me on the couch and sleep, do you hear me!"
Listening to Lorcelina's machine-gun-like cannon, Deadpool was taken aback on the spot and asked, "Lorcelina, are you really married?"
However, the man on the phone seems to hear Deadpool's voice and immediately asks who the man is Lothelina.
Listening to Rosena's voice, the original tone of reproach immediately became extremely gentle: "Honey, he is my former friend, you know that I used to have many friends, but they can't compare to you, you are my favorite person, well, Moda." ”
After saying that, he hung up the phone.
Looking at Lorsliana in front of her, Deadpool was completely stunned.
Of course, at this time, there is one more guy who is completely stunned.
"me!
Aton, the debt collector who came underground with Aranak, was stunned on the spot when he looked at the countless test subjects lying quietly in the adjustment chamber in front of him.
Aranak on the side also smiled evilly: "Old friend, your favorite business has come to the door." ”
Aten said with a straight face: "I'm a serious person, how can I do that kind of business, but since the mysterious organization has left so many test subjects to pay off the debt, then I will accept it without embarrassment." ”
As he spoke, Aten took out the red-headed document he had shown MS.Y earlier, and then took out his pen and drew a circle on it.
I'm sure you've long since discovered that although Aden is only an employee of a debt collection agency in name, he actually handles a lot of gray business, such as selling gold from unknown sources.
In fact, as a debt collector, Aden often encounters someone who can't pay at all, so what should he do?
It's very simple, one is to pull the other party into a small coal kiln to die, which is still more merciful, and the second is terrifying, that is, to sell organs.
You must know that people who need to buy organs must be seriously ill and have a short life, and this kind of person is naturally willing to pay a high price in order to survive, so the business of selling organs has always been profitable!
Now, with so many unconscious healthy bodies right in front of Aton's eyes, of course he was so excited!
Of course, Adon, Aranak and Ye Xingzhi are not all the way, so the latter naturally won't care about their affairs, after all, the current Ye Xingzhi is pretending to be forced in front of Wang Zhiran!
"Xiao Wang, you understand, all this is my wise and martial strategy!"
Ye Xingzhi patted his chest and said: "I deliberately asked Professor Moira to help the other party start G9999, and then use Wang Hassan to kill it, the purpose is to establish authority, tell the other party the strength of our Ye family, so that they dare not provoke us again! This is the characteristic of our Chinese people, don't make trouble, don't be afraid of things, we won't take the initiative to provoke others, but whoever dares to provoke us, we will teach them a lesson!"
Speaking of this, Ye Xingzhi paused, his eyes skimmed to the three beautiful servants behind him, and said in an older tone to Wang Zhiran:
"Also, Xiao Wang, you are still too young, you actually want to love only one person in your life! How can a man hang himself from a tree! You should learn from me and pretend to be a sister like the protagonist of the online article. Look, didn't I get three beautiful girls!"
While speaking, the excited Ye Xingzhi also stretched out his salty pig hand and hugged Hei Joande, Artoria and Fisna behind him, but he didn't notice the green tendons that burst out on the heads of the three girls.
"Bang! bang!"
"Ahh
I saw the three girls punching and kicking Ye Xingzhi, Ye Xingzhi immediately screamed again and again, and Wang Zhiran, who was watching, shook his head.
Hei Zhende stepped on Ye Xingzhi with one foot and shouted: "Master, you don't really think that you are the protagonist of an online article, we are not your sisters!"
Fisna stepped on Ye Xingzhi's back and shouted: "Master, you are embarrassed to pretend, even your game account is a special number bought from the game company with money, just with your salted fish IQ and handbroken operation, using an ordinary game account is just a sinful share! Including this plan, it is also your brother's idea." ”
As for Artoria's words, they were even more ruthless: "Master, just with your dead house that you haven't even talked about a real girlfriend, what qualifications do you have to educate Xiao Wang on emotional problems! Like Xiao Wang, find the other half of your heart and love for the rest of your life, this is the correct three views, as for you, let's find a girlfriend first!"
The words of the third daughter directly made Ye Xingzhi unable to raise his head.
Uh, to be precise, his head was held down by Artoria, and he couldn't lift it up even if he wanted to, so Ye Xingzhi could only bury his face on the ground and shouted:
"You guys, you know how to bully me!"
However, Wang Hassan on the side whispered to Wang Zhiran: "Don't look at them always taking the initiative to move their feet, but in fact, I am still grateful to him in my heart, after all, without his fantasy miracle, a servant like us would not be able to exist in reality at all." ”
Wang Hassan also put his mouth to Wang Zhiran's ear and said, "Let me tell you a secret, in fact, in Ye Xingzhi's heart now, he must want to say to the three of them: You are my wife." ”
After saying that, Wang Hassan's figure disappeared, as if he had never appeared.
Wang Zhiran smiled slightly, and said in his heart: Sure enough, for an otaku like Ye Xingzhi, the second yuan is the real wife.
After Hei Joande, Artoria and Fisna made a fuss for a while, they all turned around and shouted "Huh!" in unison, and let go of Ye Xingzhi.
At this time, the mobile phone in Ye Xingzhi's arms rang, and when he picked it up, it turned out that it was Moira calling, her task had been completed, and she came to ask Ye Xingzhi for her resignation, and the latter certainly had no reason to refuse.
"Well, okay, goodbye then, Mr. Ye. ”
After saying that, Moira hung up the phone and said to Tachibana Shimada beside him: "I'm really fed up with that fool, always running around with a bunch of beautiful women like a gentleman." ”
Shimada Tachibana pointed around and said, "Mom...... Professor Moira, are we going to wait here?"
It turned out that the two of them had already used the kung fu just now to come to a clearing in the city.
Moira nodded and said, "Yes, this is it, I have made an appointment with my old friends to bring you here to meet your two genetically brothers." Oh, here it is!"
As he spoke, a helicopter descended from the sky, and Hanzo and Genji stepped out of it and stood in front of them.
Moira looked at them, pointed to Shimada Tachibana on the side and said, "According to the agreement, I brought her here." ”
Shimada also raised her right hand a little twisted, and greeted her two "brothers": "Hello, brother." ”
At the same time, Wang Zhiran, who was still waiting in the ruins of the research institute, finally waited for the lover he had been dreaming of!
Gui is back, wearing the Void Star Ring, a token of love given to her by Wang Zhiran, on her left ring finger.
Watching his lover fall from the sky, Wang Zhiran couldn't help but hug him, and Gui, who was in a good mood, also looked at Wang Zhiran with affection.
"I do!"
After saying that, the two kissed together!