Chapter 16: Secrets
"Ding Dong - Complete the task, reward the cat and the human trick, reward 500 points, reward the Dark Technique, reward the Holy Light Technique (Medical Ninjutsu), reward Speed +5, reward a streamer sword. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info You are injured, so the system itself gives you a roast whole chicken (vinegar slip), I hope you will take good care of your injuries and make persistent efforts!" "Hey, empty morning. "Ling Feng black line," the last few sentences, you added it yourself, right?"
"How can it be? This is the system itself that cares about you!" said Kong Chen with a grin.
“。。。 It's the first time I've heard of such a system. "The black line of Ling Feng is unabated.
"That's, I'm here with Kong Chen, of course, it's high-end goods! And it's a warranty!" Kong Chen put a big poss.
"*&%###&*&*%*&*#%¥&*&......" Ling Feng complained (foaming at the mouth).
"That's right. Ling Feng opened his panel.
"Name: Ling Feng
Speed: 5
Attack: 0
Defense: 0
Intelligence: 0
Spit on: 5
Maniac: 5
Energy (amount of chakra): 0
Skills: Water Escape, Water Dragon Bullet Technique, Shadow Clone Technique, Wind Escape, Great Breakthrough, Steel Claw, Storm Claw, Three-Leaf Dream Mode, Dark Technique, Cat and Man, Holy Light Technique.
Space: Shuriken 10, Smoke Grenade 10, Detonator 10, Dream Wind, Streamer, Nougat, Roasted Whole Chicken.
Note: You are the same as a normal person, so it is 0, plus you are more than a normal person, for example: the speed of a normal person is based on zero, and if you are five more than zero, your speed is faster than that of a normal person.
Note: You have five more complaints and crazy people than normal people, you are really 'amazing'.
Note: A madman is how crazy you are than a normal person.
Note: Spend points or exercise to improve your abilities.
Note: Your roasted whole chicken is going to be cold...
Note: You can now use Cat and Human, which costs you 1/100 millionth of the amount of chakra a day.
Note: The use of cats and humans is equivalent to not costing chakra.
Note: Is there anything else you would like to ask???
Note: If there is no problem, please quit, the system is going to take a bath and sleep, if there is a problem, please ask the handsome Lord Kongchen. ”
"Hey!! your brain is pumping!! you're fine!!!, are you idle!!What are you talking about so much nonsense!!!! you still take a shower and sleep??? ghost only believe it!!**!!And!!You're crazy!Your whole family is crazy!" Ling Feng scolded.
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Kakashi Naruto Sasuke Sakura looked at Ling Feng stiffly.
Ling Feng's mouth twitched--miserable, I accidentally said it...
Sakura-chan suddenly said, "I'm just willing to ask questions?!I love to take a bath and sleep!!!Ahhhh
“。。。 Say.. Say it to myself. Ling Feng stepped back.
"Die!!! "Sakura, who roared angrily, punched Ling Feng upside down (Ling Feng: I didn't think that Sakura was so powerful before).
"Ahh!!h
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"Mom, look, there's a meteor in the sky!" said a little girl who took her mother's hand and pointed to the sky.
"Don't talk nonsense, where are the shooting stars during the day!"
"Oh my mother, I really saw it!"
"Oops, I must have not slept well last night......"
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At night
Ling Feng, who was dizzy from the fall, returned to Naruto's house, and Naruto asked with concern, "Didn't you break your brain?"
Ling Feng was speechless: "Thank you for your concern. "You might as well not speak
Naruto smiled and touched the back of his head: "Then sleep, tomorrow is the middle ninja exam~~"
Turn off the lights
Ling Feng lay on the windowsill, looking at the brilliant starry sky, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.
It seems to be guarding this beauty.,But,Konoha collapse plan is not something I can stop.。。。
"Ling Feng. "Kuchen suddenly appeared.
"What are you doing?" Ling Feng looked at Kong Chen.
“。。。 Ling Feng, it's time to tell you now - the system wasn't given to you for nothing!"
“?”
Kong Chen took out a book: "This, it is the time and space contract book, there are all kinds of contract beasts in it, they are your good companions, but they are controlled by the shadow of hell, they have forgotten their previous memories, and now, you are their enemy, you have to awaken their memories and let them return to you." ”
“。。 Okay, what kind of appearance do they have?" Ling Feng looked at Kong Chen's solemn face, and also put away his grinning attitude.
"They come in human form, and I'll remind you when the time comes, remember, they're powerful. ”
"Ah, it's really troublesome, but who made them my partner?" Ling Feng now understood Shikamaru's feelings of being troublesome but still helping his partner.
"Yes, who let them, they are your companions?" Kong Chen returned to his usual laziness, "Although you are stupid, I still choose to believe you." ”
"Hey, what do you mean!What do you mean I'm stupid!!"
"It's a fact. ”
"Bastard bastard!!I despise you!!"
"I ignore you. ”
"You !!"
Perhaps, you can really make it. In the night, Kong Chen looked at the angry Ling Feng and smiled.
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After the wife is tied up, she rushes to save people, and when faced with the enemy, they will:
Xiao Li: Don't say a word, Li Lianhua, then Lianhua, then Lianhua, continue to Lianhua, n times Lianhua........ Solve the battle, the wife is rescued, and she is crippled for life............ (A man's way of living, a wife wants to cry without tears)
Sasuke: Sharingan, Great Fireball Technique, Chidori ............. In a vicious fight, the enemy is all down, Sasuke's wife snuggles up to him (eyes flash) and says, "You are my hero!" Sasuke said: "Damn, the body does not obey the call" (see the Hokage to save Naruto for details) The wife on the side vomited blood.
Shikamaru: Cut, it's really troublesome, wouldn't it be nice to die with you
Ning Ci: My destiny is to protect the people of the sect family (it seems to be too cold-blooded~~)
I Airo: The Wind Blows, Transforms into a ....... The crowd was speechless......... (All demons retreat, the danger is automatically removed)
Naruto: Yell: I'm going to be the Hokage's man, and even my wife dares to tie me up?, do you regret it, ah, the ~~~~~ Shadow clone ......... ** technique!! nosebleeds ~~~~~ all over the sky
Oil Girl: I put some legendary self-exploding C4 bugs on you when you tied up my wife, and now the time is ........ bomb
Dingci: In the dialogue
The bandit unintentionally shouted: "The fat pig is here to save your wife......... Ding Ci ran away (ing) (In view of Ding Ci's appearance, will his wife be tied up?......... is a problem) =
Teeth: Close the door and let the dog go!!!
Iruka: 1, let my wife go, and I'll treat you to Ichiraku ramen. 2. Summoning a unique summoning beast (summoning Naruto by eating ramen).......... Then please refer to Naruto above
Kai: Crying.......... Yelling: Youth~~~~ pose plus flashing teeth, (everyone vomits) (Li on the hospital bed: Oh~~~ is still the most stylish teacher!!)
Kakashi: The bandits made an appointment to meet at noon........... 1:00pm....... Bandits are waiting....... 3:00pm........ Continue to wait.......... 6:00...... Kakashi appeared, squinted his eyes and said, "Yo~~~~ I'm lost on the road of life" (everyone is crazy)
Asma: 5555555, I didn't expect a man like me to have no chance to perform, a cigarette butt, helpless to smoke........... (The wife should be red, red is tied up? Who would dare???)
Jiraiya: I'm one of the scattered people, you ......... The leader of the bandits took out a huge sexy poster, and his nosebleed was like a river~~ The rescue failed
Ibihi: Unleash the Invincible Perverted Disgusting Interrogation Technique......... Ask the enemy more than 300 questions before going to war........ (Tears from among the enemy)
Don't cut it again: helpless, silently said with tears: Actually, I still haven't figured out whether my wife is a man or a woman.......... (The bandits kidnapped Shiro...) )
Hurricane: Negotiating......... : cough, cough, cough, cough,.......... Ladies and gentlemen, can't you guess my illness by looking at my body? The bandit leader looked at the wind and looked at his wife...... A second later, the speed of light retreated.
In the end, it was Kishimoto whose wife was kidnapped: Kishimoto: Big brothers, I draw my comics, and I am a decent person, but sometimes I don't flush after going to the toilet, I don't like to change socks very much, I occasionally look at playboys, I don't eat vegetarian dishes, and I don't often trick children into candy.......... Why are you tying up my wife??
Bandit: Damn, you don't know who we are, what Hokage is drawing, robbing us of our jobs, don't tie up your wife and tie whom!
Kishimoto: Big brother, life is forcing me, I don't want to, don't be like this, are you all peers, and you won't tie up my wife, it's a big deal that I don't paint!!
Bandit: The beauty you think, (with tears) It's okay if you rob us of our jobs, the most hateful thing is that you still draw the Hokage so well, and we are also obsessed 5555555~~~~~~~ we have to save money to eat and buy comics every day, are we easy We (everyone is crying).....................................
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