"They all say that I read the least, and every time I encounter a weak opponent, they send me out, and you are also the least read of your books, right?" Although the words were full of rude and vicious provocations, Ziming's cynical cuteness came naturally.

I secretly sighed that Zhang Liang's script was indeed tailor-made for Ziming! Although Ziming said that his head was uncivilized and grassroots, because of this, he didn't care at all about the gaze of everyone present and the deterrence of the enemy, even if Prime Minister Li Si was here. Because of this, I can't help but sweat for him, Li Si is in a high position, and I am afraid that he is also a person with the power of life and death in this Great Qin, Ziming can not say anything wrong, offending Li Si.

"This fat aunt~~ Please ask the question!"

Ziming blurted out a fat aunt, which can be described as a blockbuster and wonderful. I saw Gongsun Linglong's lips tightly closed, her face hideous, and she was probably angry with this cute child.

I laughed secretly, Ziming's child is really interesting, the title of fat aunt is not Zhang Liang's script, he himself has played extraordinarily.

Gongsun Linglong steadied herself, regained her proud posture, and said: "This brother, we will take the white horse as the theme. ”

"White horse, is this the horse?" Ziming asked following Gongsun Linglong's words.

"Walking in the snow is clearly a white horse, not a horse. Gongsun Linglong grabbed the handle and argued, and the Confucian disciples present listened inexplicably and discussed a lot.

"You say this is a white horse, not a horse?" Ziming pretended to be confused.

"There are many colors of horses in this world, white, black, brown, red, yellow, gray, all kinds of colors, if someone says that horses are white horses, or horses are black horses, then don't they say that white horses are black horses? ”

"Well, I think what you said makes a lot of sense. Ziming seemed to nod approvingly, and immediately took on a cynical honorific title: "Fat aunt!"

Gongsun Linglong's face changed when she was angry by the title of fat aunt, but she still fixed her mind and pretended not to care, and said, "Of course." “

Ziming slipped up to the white horse, glanced at me, and stuck out his tongue. I responded with a smile and a fist to suggest the next keyword. Ziming's eyes narrowed and smiled mischievously.

"Ahh

Ziming scratched his head and praised Treadon Snow as if he had seen a rare treasure: "Well, I've never seen such a beautiful horse." ”

Ziming's kid just hasn't seen anything in the world, Gongsun Linglong heard Ziming's praise like this, temporarily let down his guard, grabbed the word 'horse' in Ziming's words and made an article to confuse the public: "Brother Tai is wrong again, you should say that you have never seen such a good-looking white horse." ”

"Oh~ yes, but this white horse is really beautiful. ”

Gongsun Linglong smiled contemptuously, thinking that Ziming had already been tricked, and said: "You are right, this is a family heirloom of our Gongsun family."

"Heirloom?" Ziming looked at me and squinted mischievously. I nodded affirmatively, thinking that this son is really a bit capable of fooling people, no wonder Zhang Liang is so supportive of him, it turns out that people smell like each other all the way, hehe, I am very satisfied with my reasoning, and smiled lightly.

"This white horse is called Treading Snow, only one child in a lifetime, extremely precious, from my ancestor Gongsun Longzi to the present, exactly 16 generations, only this one. Gongsun Linglong didn't realize that she had fallen into the trap, but proudly introduced her family's heirloom to step on the snow.

"Oh, it's so precious, no wonder it's a family heirloom. ”

Ziming's cute appearance couldn't find a reason for Gongsun Linglong to be wary, she raised her eyebrows and replied, "Of course." ”

"Oh, ah~~~ Yo!!" Ziming suddenly pretended to be tripped, and slapped the horse's buttocks hard, only to see a neighing from the snow, a perfect jump, running all the way, and soon there was no trace.

Gongsun Linglong's face was shocked, and he shouted: "My horse!!"

Everyone present was stunned, and I secretly praised that it was really wonderful, and Zhang Liang's trick really succeeded! I opened my palm and gave a hint.

In order to prevent Ziming from reversing the order, we all made second-hand preparations, and I drew a horse pattern in the palm of my hand, suggesting the keyword "horse", of course, the drawing was deliberately ugly and obscure so as not to be suspected by others. And the previous fist hints at the key word heirloom. Of course, I also left a hand for Ziming, after countless exams, how can there be shoes that are not wet, the hand I left for him is actually the ghost drawing symbol he wrote on the sleeve of his clothes, to put it bluntly, it is a cheat sheet!

I was smug when I bumped into Zhang Liang's gaze, he frowned and smiled evilly, and nodded meaningfully. And Yan Lu seemed to have seen the clues of the matter, and instead smiled gently at me.

Ziming crooked his mouth and looked at Gongsun Linglong in a daze, looking very innocent, putting on a very apologetic expression, and said: "Eh, hey, hey, it's really unfortunate, fat aunt!" The pitiful look is very cute, and he doesn't even forget to apologize and call him a fat aunt.

"Don't say it's fat, you stinky boy!!!" Gongsun Linglong was already angry and completely devoid of manners, and scolded.

Ziming was not shocked by Gongsun Linglong's sharp and piercing voice, and still pretended to be weak: "I was wrong, I was wrong, uh, people didn't mean it." ”

"You just did it on purpose! If you can't argue, you will retaliate against other people's horses!!" Gongsun Linglong was so furious that he couldn't care about anything or not, and he didn't even realize that he had missed his mouth twice.

Ziming suddenly corrected with color: "It's a white horse!"

I secretly praised in my heart, Ziming found a really good time, although his brain was a mess when he taught him, but after really comprehending it, it seems to be very organized, and I really can't see it, it turns out that this bear child still has an IQ.

Gongsun Linglong was really angry, and shouted screaming: "It doesn't matter if it's a white horse or a black horse, it's someone's heirloom anyway!!!"

This scene was so exciting, that the audience was silent at this time, and they were all stunned to see this scene. Gongsun Linglong realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, and seeing that Ziming didn't grasp her words and pursue them, she suppressed her anger and sat down.

Ziming still said with an innocent face: "I will definitely help you find it back!"

"What ability does Brother Tai have to get other people's heirlooms back. Gongsun Linglong calmed down and asked.

Ziming patted his chest and played the package ticket: "Don't worry, fat aunt, I will definitely help you find it back." He turned back and squinted at me.

I raised my hand and pointed to the sleeve of my left hand. Meng Bao comprehended, glanced at the ghost drawing talisman on his sleeve, and nodded confidently.

After a while, Shao Yu walked in with a scrawny black horse that had been prepared in advance.

Gongsun Linglong's face suddenly turned blue: "Ah!"

Ziming said seriously: "Your heirloom, I found it back for you." ”

Gongsun Linglong was angry, and asked menacingly: "Ridiculous! My snow treading is a white horse, this is obviously a black and thin old horse, but you want to lie to me that this is snow treading snow?!

Ziming shook his head, and explained in a Taoist way: "What a black and thin old horse, this is my family's heirloom, passed down for more than 500 generations, just such a horse, oh, by the way, its name is Taman!" Meng Bao smiled mischievously, "From today on, he is your family's heirloom Treading snow." ”

Meng Bao's sentence "stepping on people" definitely laughed at the audience, but taboo on this kind of formal occasion, the disciples present looked very hard to endure the laughter, I looked very funny, but Zhang Liang just smiled lightly at the cunning after the conspiracy succeeded, and Yan Lu just smiled lightly, and the smile was light and light. Fu Nian and Li Si, who had been sitting in the front seat and had maintained the majesty of the boss, were obviously embarrassed, this kind of funny made their faces not know whether to laugh or be angry, but they were also very unnatural, and their faces were very ugly, which made people laugh.

Gongsun Linglong was furious: "It's just nonsense, the Gongsun family is not blind, can't you see what this white horse and black horse are clearly doing?"

After Ziming pretended to be stupid for a long time, he finally began to fight back: "It's really strange, according to your Gongsun family, isn't this just stepping on snow?"

"You talk nonsense!"

Ziming paused, seemed to have passed the ghost drawing talisman I drew in his mind, and then said with a straight look: "Now, listen, according to what you say, this horse is not a white horse, so a white horse is not a horse, right?"

"So what?"

Ziming paused, glanced at the ghost drawing talisman on the sleeve of his right hand again, and replied: "That's right, you see, this snow treading is your family's heirloom, and stepping on people is our family's heirloom, that is to say, stepping on snow is the same as a family heirloom, and stepping on people is also a family heirloom."

Gongsun Linglong was completely panicked, she was originally sharp-toothed, but she couldn't spit out a little sophistry at this time, just scolded: "Nonsense! You talk nonsense!!"

Ziming smiled, secretly glanced at the cheat sheet again, and said: "Family heirlooms are the same as family heirlooms, so stepping on the snow is the same as stepping on people." ”

"You...... You!" Gongsun stood up violently, wanted to fight back but was speechless, and his voice trembled, it can be seen that he was already gritting his teeth angrily, and the mask that he had been holding in his hand also fell to the ground.

Ziming was done, and he retired with great pride, as if he was really knowledgeable in an instant, and he looked like he was rich and rich.

He walked up to me and said to me with a hippie smile: "Third Master, I said that this kind of trivial matter is wrapped up in me, you see, I can give you a good breath!"

"Ziming, what do you mean to help me get angry?" I asked strangely, thinking that this was a great favor to Confucianism, what did it matter to me.

Ziming puffed out his mouth and said angrily: "This fat aunt is always staring at the third master, look at how rampant she is now!"

I was so embarrassed when I heard this, but my face couldn't help but flush slightly, and I didn't know how to answer him.

"That, Third Master, I appreciate you very much" Ziming's eyes flashed, and he suddenly became obedient, and confided in his true feelings: "Everyone thinks that I am useless and always get into trouble, but the Third Master Niang does not dislike me at all and teaches me so much, Mr. Zhang Liang, oh no, it is the Third Master, he also believes in me so much, I am really happy." ”

Hearing Ziming say this, I felt a little guilty in my heart, how could I not dislike him, if it wasn't for him being so uncivilized, how could I have so many brain cells in my head? I was just intimidated by the name of the saint that has been passed down through the ages, and no matter how smart I am, I can't compare to Zhang Liang, so even if it seems to be a task that is difficult to complete with a sword, I still do it conscientiously, and I dare not change a point.

I patted Ziming on the shoulder, smiled at her, and praised: "Ziming is wise and foolish, in fact, he is very talented at all, besides, just now, your appearance is really not shocked, and you are flawless, which is really a five-body throw that I admire~"

"Really?"

"Of course! I don't believe you, I'm going to ask you... That Third Master!"