Say a thousand things and ten thousand, even if you understand, you still want to eat meat.

However, I didn't eat the fragrant pot wrapped meat before, and now there is only chicken. Zhou Jiu did a long day of psychological construction, but he still couldn't do anything about that plate of chicken.

No, it's just brutal.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, looked at the plate of chicken breast in front of him, and could vaguely guess where the place where the wings grew before was.

When Zhou Jiu was a human being before, the recipes were all very ordinary. Even if you go to a hot pot restaurant or something, you don't even dare to order the most ordinary brain flowers. Even if I went to Shudu, I didn't have the heart to get a spicy rabbit head to eat, at most, I walked around there and brought back some spicy rabbit meat to eat.

Although Zhou Jiu also likes to eat food, there are some foods that he still doesn't eat much. Probably because he is not a qualified gourmet, he minds a lot of points in the choice of ingredients.

However, because of these points of his advice, he does not poke at all the taboos of others when eating with others in daily life. So I never thought about correcting it, and I always went with the flow, as long as I was happy.

Now that he has become a bird, he can go against his own bird nature and refuse to eat insects. So although he was hungry at this time, but because he knew that he would definitely have something else to choose from, Zhou Jiu looked at the chicken on the plate, and retreated without psychological burden.

You Hai finished the chicken on the plate by himself, and now he is pinching lettuce leaves to eat. The dinner table was full of crunching sounds, as if they had strayed into the territory of a herd of cattle in the green grassland.

You Hai held the grass leaves...... Lettuce leaves to tease Zhou Jiu: "Eat a little more." When the little fat man told you to eat before, you didn't eat it, and it will be reduced to only these things to eat, and you still insist on not eating, what do you want to eat? Why don't you eat a little first, and take you to eat something delicious tomorrow?"

Zhou Jiu: "Don't eat." ”

You Hai continued to persuade: "Actually, the taste is still very good, but you haven't overcome the psychological barrier, so you don't think it's interesting to eat green vegetable leaves." In fact, after you eat it, you will feel crunchy, which is very fun. ”

Zhou Jiu: "If you don't eat, my Qi crow won't eat even if I starve to death." ”

You Hai withdrew his hand and looked at the little assistant: "When I borrowed this starling from Qi Guanguan before, she told me that her starling is a very picky eater, and she often says that kind of angry words at the dinner table, I thought she was joking, because the owner's filter exaggerated the intelligence of her starling." As a result, I look at this starling at this time, it is indeed a smart and picky eater, don't you see that if it doesn't want to eat, it is very smooth?"

The little assistant wrinkled his nose: "But what does it eat when it is at home? ”

Death by starvation is a small matter, but loss of festival is a big matter.

Zhou Jiu: What does it mean to starve to death?

You Hai: ...... What is called a big thing to lose moderation?

The big and small at the dinner table fell into an eerie silence, and they didn't know what to say for a while, so they could make what they wanted to say clearly.

After a long while, You Hai began to ask: "What does this have to do with the loss of temperament? You have made it clear, what you are saying is like I am plotting against this starling's beauty, and every time I make it use some indescribable way to obtain food, so it is chaste and fierce to protest with hunger strike!"

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After a long silence just now, Zhou Jiu's thoughts that had finally been sorted out were once again harmed by You Hai's words just now. It was the first time that he had grown so big, both as a man and as a bird, to be described by the adjectives chastity and fierceness.

Thinking about it in the whole world, there are not too many men who have been described by the words chastity and fierceness, what kind of sin has been created.

Little assistant: Are you not chaste single dog?

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You Hai: I told you to go to find a mother bird to breed and you didn't go, aren't you a single dog?

Zhou Jiu: Single dogs don't want face, single dogs, single dogs, single dogs, single dogs, single dogs, the sun, you fairy boards!

Faced with You Hai's long list of incredible questions, the little assistant hurriedly explained: "I mean that if it doesn't eat and starves to death, this matter can be handled, after all, it is looking for death by itself." But if your image is damaged because it starved to death, it will be more difficult to do. That's why I said that starving to death is a small matter, and making it a big thing for you to lose your temperance. ”

You Hai swallowed the lettuce in his mouth, and couldn't cry or laugh: "Can't you just take it out of context like this? Obediently use some adjectives that our people can understand now? ”

Zhou Jiu: "I can." ”

You Hai and the little assistant were startled by Zhou Jiu, who suddenly interjected.

You Hai still couldn't react a little, after all, as soon as he said it, he was refuted by this bird, and it felt like this bird was going to scare him. The little assistant was quite happy, he also had the same illusion as You Hai, but because the object was different, he thought that this bird might want to help him.

Sure enough, the decision to take this bird home in advance was correct, and the little assistant thought to himself, didn't he see that this bird wouldn't stick to You Hai now, would it be more sticky to him?

Zhou Jiu continued to ask: "What is starvation, it is a small matter?"

Assistant: ......

You Hai: "Puff hahahahahaha, if you say that you want to starve it to death in front of others, just say that you don't take it out of context, see how you explain it to others." ”

The little assistant blushed: "I...... I mean, I mean......"

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and waited for the little assistant's explanation.

The assistant was at a loss: "I—I didn't mean that......"

You Hai was holding a lettuce leaf on the side, looking at the little assistant's flustered appearance, and he was particularly unjust: "What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I think you mean that—let go, I'm wrong, I'm wrong—"

I don't know when Jin Yu, who came down from upstairs, pulled his ears very skillfully.

"I know how to bully people all day long, what about your songs? What about songs that have quality and quantity? I make the little fat man cry every day, and I tell you that if you don't hand in the song, there will be a time for you to cry in the future." ”

You Hai cried and rubbed his ears: "Yes!"

The Great Demon King, who had just fallen asleep and was woken up, let go of You Hai's ears, got up and looked at the other two angrily.

Little Assistant: Well-behaved.jpg

Week 9: ......

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do??