Chapter 557: I'm a Little Fresh Meat
The phone bug is a creature unique to One Piece, and when connected to another person, it will show some of the opponent's physical features and expressions.
Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.
"Moses, Moses. β
After a low murmur, the phone bug suddenly changed its face, its mouth was like two thick red sausages superimposed on top of each other, and its pupils were dilated, and a terrifying bloodshot could be seen.
"How's it going?"
The Dandanban glanced at Yang Ming, and he was also out of the way, stiff and numb, and said: "Mom Sang, Yang Ming said that he has a girlfriend, so he ......"
Before the words were finished, a cold killing intent traveled thousands of distances and passed through the eyes of the phone bug to everyone.
Grumpy, furious, chaotic......
All the negative emotions contain malicious murderous intent, like a whirlwind, which is suffocating!
From the mouth of the phone bug, a bloody word came.
At this moment, a hallucination seemed to appear in everyone's eyes, and the sea of corpses and bones rushed to their faces, and the smell of suffocating blood permeated the surroundings.
"Did you tell him that if he didn't agree, I would come and bloodied the entire Chambord Islands!"
The aunt almost shouted this sentence hysterically, and you can see that the phone bug's eyes widen violently, and the terrifying bloodshot is even more, looking like a devil.
Oh my god!
In the heart of the Dandan, there are only 10,000 creatures with the grass name Nima running, I said everything, what's the use!
A wave of sorrow came to his heart, and he was going to cry and faint in the toilet!
Fortunately, Yang Ming saw him like this and knew that he was also an errand runner, so he snatched the phone bug from him.
"Hey, old witch. β
As soon as Yang Ming's words fell, the Dandanban Baron suddenly showed a panicked look, as if the sky had fallen, and the whole person was not good!
As for Shanks on the side, he silently gave Yang Ming a thumbs up, and actually said the title that my brother didn't dare to say for so many years, I accept it!
On the other end of the phone bug, she appeared in a very brief suffocation, and I am afraid that I didn't expect that someone would talk to her like this.
"Who are you?"
The sound of oppressive fury spat out of the mouth of the phone bug, like the oppressive weather before the storm, which made people feel very uncomfortable.
Yang Ming didn't realize it, and his face still had a light and cloudy expression.
"Oh, I'm the Yang Ming you're looking for. β
Quiet!
Awkward stillness!
Originally, Aunt Charlotte Lingling thought that which rabbit cub was disrespectful and wanted to teach a good lesson, and she had already made a draft in her heart.
But she never expected that things would be unexpected by her, and she wouldn't act according to the script at all!
The person who scolded her for being an old witch was actually the object of her forced marriage!
That's embarrassing!
Maybe it couldn't turn the corner for a while, but after a while, the phone bug made a sound again.
"It turned out to be Yang Ming, I already miss you so much!"
The aunt changed the tone of the tyrant of the past, just like the girl who was about to get married, and her tone was full of tenderness and sweetness, as if she was really talking to her fiancΓ©.
It can be seen that at this moment, the telephone line actually made the expression of the aunt at this time very humanely, and the eyes full of terrible bloodshot eyes actually burst out of red hearts, and the lips that were like two thick red sausages superimposed became more gorgeous and vivid, as if applying lipstick.
It's so ugly, I can't make it up!
Not to mention Yang Ming, facing the phone bug at this time, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the whole person was stunned!
Can you imagine that a middle-aged aunt makes a cowardly movement like a girl, holding her face with both hands, and looks like a at you?
With her big cake face, elephant legs, and bucket waist, I ask if you have an appetite!
It has always been Yang Ming who shocked others, and today is also the first time, Yang Ming was shocked and confused, and his face was stunned and at a loss!
Maybe it was because what he said just now was not enough to express his love, and at this time, the phone bug actually made a mouth move.
Could it be ......
Yang Ming's pupils shrank suddenly, and he felt that something was wrong.
Sure enough, the next moment, there was a sound of waves.
Yang Ming, he was actually kissed by his aunt in the air!
The thought of Auntie's face, which was bigger than him, was like two thick red sausages superimposed on his face, even if it was just a flying kiss in the air, it made Yang Ming get goosebumps all over his body!
And then, that's not all!
At this time, the aunt continued to add fuel to the fire, and said loudly in her strange soprano:
"Ah~Yang Ming, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice~"
Poof!
Hahaha!
Shanks has been holding back for a long time, and now he finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing!
The size of Aunt and Yang Ming, in a sense, is really the gap between mice and rice!
Shanks smiled, and thought rather strangely in his heart, when did Charlotte Lingling become so literary?
As everyone knows, at this time, the aunt is also very painful, and she is holding a draft in her hand and reading the lines, trying to make a little woman posture, which is not easy!
Without waiting for the aunt to continue chattering, the corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched fiercely, silently stuck, and cut off contact with the other party.
Shanks grabbed Yang Ming and couldn't help but tease: "Yang Ming, you see how much Charlotte likes you, you just belong to the family!"
What do you call from others, will you say you!
Yang Ming rolled his eyes, as a man, how could he succumb to his aunt!
On the other side, the Dandanban Baron looked at Yang Ming without saying a word, and then cut off contact with his aunt, with a frightened look on his face.
You don't have to think about it to know how irritable your aunt will be at this time!
Baron Dandan's heart was full of Dandan's sadness, and he wiped a handful of sweat from his forehead and tried his best to make amends.
"Yang Ming, is it really okay for you to hang up the phone like this?"
Yang Ming shrugged his shoulders and looked fearless, "I'm showing my attitude, I won't marry my aunt, just let her die of this heart!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of the system prompt sounded in his ears.
"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden quest: refuse to force marriage, starting with you. β
"Task description: As a man, how can you be conquered by a woman, if you want to be a host, you can also conquer a woman, please do your best to dispel the idea of getting married to Aunt Charlotte Lingling!"
"Mission reward: One random item. β
The other end.
When Aunt Charlotte Lingling finished reciting her lines in a sweat and came back to her senses, she found that the other party had already hung up the phone and didn't listen to what she was talking about.
Auntie: "......"
Her pupils, which were already large enough, widened a lot again, and the pupils were bloodshot, looking extremely weird and terrifying.
Drops of corrosive liquid flowed from the corners of her mouth, "I'm so hungry~"