Chapter 489: One day, I will let the cow compare to the sky
"Yoko, are you?it's really painful?" Yuanyuan was a little puzzled, she really couldn't imagine that a big man, just being pinched by a woman's soft flesh on his waist, could hurt like this?
If that's really the case...... She couldn't imagine what kind of life Qian Yuan lived every day, after being married for so many years, she would pinch him once or twice every day, and the number of times she had been over the years had long been uncountable.
Could it be that Qian Yuan practiced the golden bell jar and iron cloth shirt, or did the pain nerve fail?
After thinking about it, Yuanyuan can only summarize one reason, that is-Yangzi, this guy, has really become bad now, and his skin can become so thick.
But she was also very curious, how the hell did he do it?
I really want to learn, what should I do?
Yang Yun smiled "poof", seeing the appearance of a few of them, she couldn't help laughing, these guys are really, too interesting. After so many days on the ranch, she found that she laughed more times a day on average than in the previous year combined.
Something happens almost every day, some make people laugh and cry, some surprise people, and some like now, fighting and making trouble, like enemies.
Especially Jinyang, this guy is simply a comic, or a comic who always wants to pretend to be forced, but always pretends to fail, and laughs to death.
Well, the scene seems to be a little chaotic now, one grinning, one surprise, and another unbelievable...... However, Yang Yun did not intend to stop it.
In today's impetuous society, there are not many such rare good shows! She is still ready to watch a good show.
Really, Yang Yun really feels that now starring Jinyang, Yan'er, Zhou Xiangyi and others, with Qian Yuan, Yuanyuan and herself as the main matches, a Christmas Eve drama is simply wonderful.
This should be the theme of tonight, the best performance of the Christmas party!
"Duoduo, it's not that my aunt and grandmother won't help you, I also want to give you the award for the best show tonight, but it's a pity...... Your uncle's strength is even more superb. People are shameless, invincible in the world, and he has already won three of them. Yang Yun said silently in her heart.
"Shhh...... Of course it hurts, cousin, it's not that you hurt, of course you won't understand. ”
"By the way, who attacked me just now......? Hurry up and stand up for my uncle, confess leniently, resist strictly, disarm without killing, surrender to avoid death...... Hiss...... It hurts! Hurry up and stand up, if you have the courage to sneak attack, don't you have the courage to admit it? Don't let me catch it, or you must look good. Hiss ......"
Jin Yang grinned and threatened, while staring carefully and carefully, seriously and seriously into everyone's eyes, he now felt that everyone present was suspicious.
Everyone's eyes were full of murder, fear, and dodge...... and other emotions, everyone has bad intentions towards him.
It's like the whole world is hostile to you, the whole world is full of danger - just for you!
This world is too dangerous, I want to go back to Dam......
"Is that right? Hmph! Confess leniently, resist strictly, disarm without killing, surrender without death? That's pretty smooth! Who are you going to make you look good? I pinched you just now, how are you going to make me look good? Hmm? I'll wait. ”
Yan'er squinted her eyes, and a murderous aura came from it, shooting straight at Jinyang, a sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth, and her hands were clasped around her chest, looking like you are coming at me, and the old lady is not afraid of you.
"It's so cold! It's murderous!" Jin Yang inexplicably felt a cold neck, and there was a particularly cold feeling, which made him shrink his neck and tighten the clothes on his body, "Forehead...... Ahem. ”
Jin Yang hurriedly coughed to hide his nervousness, looked at Yan'er and said with a smile, "Yan'er, I think you must have misheard and misunderstood, in fact, this is what I meant......
I actually want to say, who can sneak attack me, my God, that's really amazing, even a peerless master like me can sneak attack, kung fu must be in the realm, even if not, then its sneak attack kung fu must be quite good, at least the identity of a top master can't run away.
With such unfathomable kung fu in my body, how can I be an ordinary mortal? And as the rancher of Bauhinia Ranch, the only peerless master here, how can I be contemptuous?
That's just against my enthusiasm, generosity, cheerfulness, confidence, and handsomeness...... The purpose!
However, under normal circumstances, people with such advanced kung fu are indifferent to fame and fortune, and they like to be incognito, and they will definitely not be willing to show up in such a high-profile occasion.
So I decided, this top master, as long as she is willing to stand up, I will treat her with courtesy, and come with my peerless treasure, a secret recipe of special beauty and rejuvenation permanent balm, to show my heart. ”
This series of words is said in a hurry and quickly, but the words are correct and round, and the words are clear, so that people can understand what he means when they hear it, and there is even a sense of frustration in the tone and tone, which makes people feel like listening to someone tell a story, or listening to cross talk.
These words sound like there will be a vivid and interesting feeling, as if there is really a top master who attacked a peerless master, but this peerless master is a man with a true temperament, a king who cherishes his talents, which makes people feel good, and a heroic admiration arises spontaneously.
It's weird!
And these are also the most fundamental reasons why Yan'er and the others did not interrupt his words, and even listened to the whole with relish.
Otherwise, who has the strength to listen to other people's bragging? is a big bullshit, and a thief is a shameless bullshit!
"Hey, hey. Jin Yang secretly laughed to himself, and smug himself for a while, "I really didn't expect that the trick I learned from Pang Fatzi is really easy to use!"
He couldn't help but think of the fat man with a round head, small eyes, and a collapsed nose, who was simply a comedy/cross talk actor - Pang Yu.
Although Jin Yang had only met Pang Yu a few times, and the time spent together had not increased for a few hours, his gushing way of speaking and affectionate language skills ......
Almost everything shocked him, made him envious, and made him happy...... Coupled with that God-given funny face - this is simply a genius in the pretending world, a natural braggart master!
I am really not alone! The road is long, I will go up and down and seek! I need to learn, there is still a lot! Jin Yang thought silently.
I don't know what happened to Pang Fatzi and the girl named Yingying in the Death Five, and whether it was successful. But don't worry, Jin Yang thought silently in his heart, no matter whether you succeed or not, I will definitely go on the road of pretending to brag.
Definitely!
I have more than 10,000 cows on my pasture, and I have to have a small half of a cow, right? I don't believe it, with so many raw materials, I can't afford to brag about it?
One day, I will let the cow compare to the sky!"