Wang Shan glanced at the phone screen, "Alas!"

Yuan Yang glanced at his mobile phone, "Alas!"

Zhou Lin glanced at the two colleagues, Big Brother, "As for what, you want this?"

"You know the bastard!" the first two yelled at him at the same time.

The latter snorted, "Those who don't know are not guilty, but you should tell me why!"

hinaJy is coming, as the editor who is in charge of the game console section, Zhou Lin naturally can't miss it.

When he came to the room rented by Wang Yuan and the others, he saw the two sitting listlessly on the sofa, and couldn't help but ask the reason.

Lao Wang was still looking at the mobile phone album nymphomaniac, Yuan Yang took over the topic and replied: "It's all made by bees!"

It turned out that just an hour ago, Bee released a mandatory update to the "Gates of the Future" app.

The new version not only changed the name and merged with another mobile game called "PrjeFairy", but also cleaned up everyone's previous data. All the "elves" return to the state they were created in and become a named and surnamed elf egg again, waiting for the user to cultivate again.

Wang Shan Yuan Yang's already hatched elf returned to the eggshell, and Zhou Lin's own half-hatched elf egg was no exception, not long after he opened the app and ran it, a prompt window for forced update appeared.

Zhou Lin was not surprised by this result, the press conference was over, and this exclusive application naturally lost its role, and being recycled and reused was completely the proper meaning of the question. And his elf didn't have time to be born at all, and his feelings were not deep, and the impact of the rollback on him was much smaller.

And in his opinion, the cultivation process after becoming a game is more interesting, and the elf eggs are more fun than before, and they will shake a few times from time to time, as if they want to interact with you, which looks quite interesting.

Shaking his phone, he smiled and said, "I think they make a lot of sense." Bee previously promised that user information and high-risk permissions would only be used for press conferences, and now it is also fulfilling its promise. Besides, iS, P and the web version have just been released, and deleting the file can also allow everyone to stand on the same starting line. And I think the new version is pretty fun, you see it's still dancing!"

"The problem is that our elves are gone, who will compensate for the loss of feelings in the middle?"

Wang Shan echoed: "Yes, Vera and I have a true relationship, and the bees are deleted all at once, it's so cruel!"

Yuan Yang also lamented: "Now I haven't bought a new mobile phone, and my little dream is gone, it's like a chicken and an egg." Be sure to find the bees for compensation!"

said so, but the two did not take action to contact the consumer association, lawyers and the media.

"What's wrong with the new phone?" Zhou Lin asked. He watched the live broadcast of the previous new product launch conference, and naturally knew that ASE Silver Eye and B1 Bee No. 1 would land on the official mall in the form of spot later, but in his mind, this should refer to next month, because this is the habit of bees.

"If you go to the official mall to search for Bee No. 1, you will naturally know what's wrong," Yuan Yang said.

"So fast? I didn't expect bees to have a time of speed?" Zhou Lin was extremely surprised, and asked with a smile: "Shouldn't it be listed two or three months after the release?"

Yuan Yang didn't answer, pointed to the other party's mobile phone, and motioned for him to look directly.

Bee browser has always been quick to open its own page, and this time is no exception, the rendering of the Bee No. 1 product page has long been completed and is waiting to be read.

The first thing Zhou Lin saw was naturally the red price figure of 4099-4799. The 32GB beggar version sells for 4,000, and the 64GB Snapdragon version sells for 4,000, and the intention to hit the 4,000 price is obvious. At the same time, hundreds of pieces more than the same configuration bee 7 can also form a dislocation, to avoid the left hand hitting the right hand cannibalism.

In addition to the strange series of crystal carbon, most of the bee mobile phones are priced at two or three thousand, and they live very moisturizing with a high gross profit margin. However, other manufacturers have successively made efforts to hit the mid-to-high-end price of 3,000, which obviously made them feel the pressure, which led to the launch of these two new products.

Seeing the inventory figure of 500,000, Zhou Lin couldn't help but praise: "Stocking 500,000 units, are bees very confident?"

"That number is a lie, look at the sales!" Yuan Yang finally didn't hold back, and opened his mouth to point.

"Huh?" Xiao Zhou noticed that the cumulative sales on the webpage were still zero. However, the number of views has exceeded 10,000, and there are five or six hundred collections, which proves that many people have known the news.

As for the reason for 0 sales, he also saw it after swiping up the screen, and there was a line of eye-catching prompts in the product description area, "You need to enter an invitation code to buy." One machine has one code, and if the invitation code is invalid, the order cannot be generated. ”

The page also introduces how to get the invitation code, which is the elf I in the "Elf Project".

There is also a comparison of right and wrong commonly used in online stores, telling netizens that the I of the elf egg is invalid, and it must be the I of the elf that has been out of the shell. And everyone's account has just suffered a rollback, and now there is one and one is all elf eggs, so naturally no one can buy this phone.

"Bee One wants Genie I, but what about ASE?

"Isn't this nonsense?" Yuan Yang glared at the other party angrily, "Otherwise, I'll sulk for Mao sitting here?"

After breathing a sigh of relief, he added: "In fact, it is normal for bees to do this, after all, BP7 has only been on the market for three months, and if the two new machines are listed now, it will inevitably dilute the popularity of Bee 7 and affect it." So it's completely understandable to use the invitation code card to supply. ”

As he spoke, he became excited again, "But the question is, how should I explain to my wife when I go back?"

"And my unboxing and evaluation!" Wang Shan answered.

"Elf Project" is a pure simulation development game, only the permission to take pictures and use the microphone is retained, and all other high-risk permissions are released. It's just that in this way, Wang Shan and Yuan Yang are even more sad, they can't read the address book, they don't read the chat history, and the growth rate of the elves has naturally plummeted, and it is impossible to make progress in half a month like before.

Naturally, the detailed evaluation of B1 in Lao Wang's plan is not effective in the short term, and Lao Yuan's promise to his girlfriend with a silver-eye mobile phone is also in vain, and then it is not difficult to explain why the two of them sighed and sighed again and again.

"Brother Shan can go and find the bee to move, and he should be able to apply to test the machine," Zhou Lin came up with an idea: "It's really not good, the display machine should be able to make do!"

Then he looked at Yuan Yang again, "As for Brother Yuan, I have good news for you here!"

"What's the good news?" Hearing this, the two of them turned their heads at the same time and glared at him in unison.

Zhou Lin was not in a hurry to throw out the answer, looked at the two of them with a smile, and asked, "You forgot what I came to do?"

"What are you doing here, aren't you here to see your legs?" said the old Wang in a straight heart.

"I'm here to see the game console that the long-legged shgirl is holding in her arms. ”

In order to reverse the previous bad image, the J organizers were also ruthless and introduced a strict shgirl dress code. The manufacturer was reluctant to give in at the beginning, and if the shgirl was not allowed to be exposed, I would change the mermaid line beauty and the bare-chested shby to show the charm and color of the muscles.

Then this year, the official release of new regulations to plug the loopholes, manufacturers learned to be obedient, began to learn like the Korean girl group, found hot pants beauties to start selling legs, before the manufacturers released pre-heating posters one after another, showing all kinds of long legs.

Hearing this topic that most men like to see, Yuan Yang immediately joined the discussion, "Alas, the sisters are so pitiful, the policy changes every year, and they simply don't give a way to live! The chest can be squeezed and the prosthesis can be stuffed, the abdominal muscles and mermaid line can be exercised, but the leg bones are born by the parents, so they can only be helpless." ”

"Isn't there Indian thaumaturgy, broken legs increase height?" Zhou Lin continued.

"The operation is too time-consuming, breast augmentation surgery is three days to remove stitches and seven days to work, and the mermaid line goes to the gym more than a dozen times, but it takes three months to make a wheelchair for a broken leg to increase height, which model dares to disappear for so long?"

This surgery involves fitting a stretcher to the shin bone of the lower leg and then breaking the tibia to allow it to heal naturally. In this process, the stretcher will stretch 1 mm per day, and after three months, the regrown tibia will be about 90 mm more than before, achieving the purpose of growing taller. Obviously, it is not pleasant to stretch your legs together every day, and it is not acceptable for ordinary people to be unable to live and work normally for several months.

The reason why it is called Hindu thaumaturgy is mainly because the people who undergo this operation are mainly Indians, who are too short to marry.

"Alas!" Zhou Lin suddenly sighed, "I suddenly feel that the girls in our country are happier." Girls in island countries have to learn makeup since they were young, Korean girls save money for plastic surgery, Thai girls and men rob their husbands, India is even worse, beautiful is easy to be pressed down, and if you are not beautiful, you have to save money for plastic surgery. ”

"India is so strong because of its large population base, and they have the lowest crime rate in the world," Wang retorted.

"It's boring to count per capita," Yuan Yang said he disagreed, "There is also a problem with the comparison rate, the premise of the case is the case filing statistics, and the police do not file more cases may affect the final number." Sweden has the highest crime rate in the world, and that's because feminist organizations are active, counting both strong and ****** in marriage. Also, India is not the lowest in the world at all, because the incidence rate in Egypt is directly mysterious, and people do not have this crime at all, and it is all calculated according to attack and kidnapping. Mubarak is said to have intended to reform this, and then he was ousted. ”

"Really?" Lao Wang Xiao Zhou Qiqi looked at Yuan Yang, "Egyptian men are too fierce, right?"

Mubarak said that in 2000, and he fell in 2011. ”

"Poof!" The other two all burst into laughter, and Zhou Lin said: "If I were an Egyptian woman, I wouldn't be able to spare him, what about Sister Fool!"

Yuan Yang nodded and gave him a thumbs up: "I'll give you 9 points for this action expression, and I'm afraid you'll be proud if it's 1 point less." ”

Zhou Lin has a fair complexion and a slightly neutral appearance, so naturally he has received such jokes. Wen Yan hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt the topic, "Okay, okay, don't talk about this, do you two still want to listen to that good news?"

"Of course!"

"Say it quickly, don't grind!"

"What I was going to say was that you two interjected nonsense to crook the building, okay?" criticized the restless audience, Zhou Lin coughed and continued: "The situation is like this, I swiped the J news on the way here, and vaguely saw that there was a beegame booth that provided two new machines, I don't know if it was a lottery or an exchange, you can go and take a look." ”

With clear clues, it is no longer difficult to find information, and the three of them quickly found the source of the news, which is obviously the official website of the bee game with a very low sense of existence.

Each of the games under Beegame has an independent official website page, but the official website of Beegame has become a corporate culture promotion platform and a directory navigation station, and the sense of existence naturally cannot arise. The official post here feels more like a routine.

There are indeed two new phones in the prize, and they are so-called game customization machines, with themed patterns printed on the back cover, and the theme desktop and game pre-installation are also indispensable.

As for the way to get it, it is not a lottery or a main stage event, but a simple and crude trial points. During the event, you can scan the QR code to try the participating games, you can get activity points, and then exchange them for various prizes by spending points. There is no doubt that the two mobile phones worth more than 4,000 have very high exchange prices, and seeing the black lines on the faces of the two of them, Yuan Yang almost shouted: "What about kidding? The whole J has only been four days, who can ride a horse for 10,000 points a day?"

"A single game has a maximum of 100 points, which means that you have to play at least 400 games to make up enough points, do they have so many games?" asked Lao Wang, and then suddenly replied: "Well, it seems that there are, and it is more than 4,000 to count miscellaneous mobile games." ”

"Old games are not counted, and those that are released for trial are all new games and new content," Zhou Lin said: "Also, Brother Shan, there is a problem with your algorithm." If you look down, 100 points is the basic score for completing the trial, and if you get achievements and refresh rankings, you will definitely have 400 points. ”

Without waiting for Lao Wang to take a closer look, Yuan Yang had already shouted first: "Wang Da, brother!"

"Hey," the latter raised an eyebrow, "what's the matter?"

"Do you still have that USB flash drive? is it the one with the college entrance examination heroes?"

Bee You took out the trial game is a new game or a new version of the old game, and the college entrance examination hero is naturally new, rather than spending time to familiarize yourself with other games, it is better to learn more about this game now, this is called a thousand birds in the forest is better than a bird in hand.

Lao Wang immediately understood what the other party meant, stood up and went through his interview bag.

took out the tablet and USB flash drive, handed it to Yuan Yang, Lao Wang smiled and said: "I just don't know what part of the content they opened?

As a game with feelings, the Legend of the Heroes of the College Entrance Examination perfectly reproduces the green train of the 80s, with the itinerary calculated in days, crowded carriages, and all kinds of passengers, just like a small walking society. Although the calendar in the game flips quickly, there are still hours.