Text Chapter 306 I cuckolded Thanos

"Huh?"

Mary certainly didn't understand what the guy named Deadpool was talking about, but the sword behind his back and the gun at his waist showed that he wasn't a good person.

In that case, then Mary the Brave does not need to be polite to him.

"Bang!"

"Ahh

Mary threw her opponent flying to the other end of the hallway with a single punch, then closed the door.

You must know that the strength of the brave in Mary's body is not a joke, although because the earth is a demonless world, it cannot fully exert its strength, but the physical strength far beyond ordinary people is enough to deal with many petty thefts.

When she got back to her room, Mary looked at Fino with inquiring eyes, and said, "It's bad luck to meet a crazy strange uncle at the door, and I don't like him." ”

Fino, however, noticed the painting in Mary's hand and asked, "Mary, what are you holding in your hand?

Mary noticed that the painting that Deadpool had given herself just now was still in her hand, and while picking it up and looking at it, she also replied: "Yes, even though you are an adult, you still use children's crayons to draw things......

As soon as she had said that, Mary froze suddenly, for she finally understood what the graffiti-like crayon drawing was saying.

It was a strangely shaped building, and at the bottom of the building was an irregular black bomb with a crooked "BOOM" sign on the side.

Although the picture is ugly, the meaning of the picture is clear. The hotel where everyone is is about to explode!

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Mary's stunned expression, Fino also walked over and wanted to see the painting. Just then, there was another knock at the door.

This time, after Mary had given the painting to Fino, she immediately went to the door and opened the door. It turned out that it was the same Deadpool who had been knocked away by his own punch before!

I saw Deadpool straighten his head with his right hand, and then he spoke: "Little girl, you were too ruthless just now, it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, she is not less powerful than you." She ......"

Mary didn't give the other party time to say anything, but immediately interrupted the other party's words and asked, "Why did you give us that painting, what do you want to express?" Even Fino, who was in the house, looked at the door.

It's a pity that the lowly Deadpool, how could he directly answer the other party's meaning, but introduced his "glorious" resume by himself:

"Little girl, I'll say it again, my name is Wade, you can call me Deadpool. I'll tell you, I'm a very powerful person, I once turned a man named Thanos into a 'green' bully. Hehe, the whole world knows that the movie of the Women's Federation is about to be released, and I can give you spoilers in advance, and there is a plot in which I cuckolded Thanos. ”

While speaking, Deadpool also took out a movie poster of the Women's Federation from his crotch and showed it to Mary, who was already stunned.

Of course, as a chatterbox, Deadpool's ramblings are far from over, only to hear him continue: "In addition, I have slaughtered a universe. Hah, I know that whenever I tell this story, everybody thinks I'm bragging. Please, I'm an honest person, and what I say is evidence-based. ”

Speaking of which, Deadpool took out a beautifully packaged full-color comic from his crotch as if by magic, displayed it in front of Mary, and then said solemnly:

"Look, that's my evidence for the Deadpool Massacre XX Universe comic, it's a commemorative edition of the Rapid Deluxe Mega Collection. This comic book is a complete record of my heroic deeds. Little girl, I see that you are a genius with amazing bones. In this way, you only need to spend a million dollars at a discounted price, and you can buy this priceless manga. If you're tempted, let's do it!"

Mary looked at the comic book taken out of the crotch in the other party's hand, and was really helpless, and even took half a step back.

Being able to make Mary, a brave man who can fight in and out of thousands of troops, take this half step back, and Deadpool is really cheap.

"Hey, little girl, don't be afraid, I'm a good person. ”

Deadpool seemed to take Mary's behavior of taking a half step back, thinking that she was afraid of herself, and quickly explained, "I know that I am a mercenary, and I often collect money to kill. But I can assure you that I'm killing all the bad guys. There are even times when even the superheroes of the A-word attack team ask me for help, and this is the evidence. ”

As he spoke, Deadpool took back the comics, took out a badge with a capital letter "A" from his arms, pointed at it and said: "Look, this is the logo of the A-word Commando, and it is also the proof that I have helped them, and I can also tell you a little gossip, Captain Mi and I are good friends." If you want his autograph, I can get it for you, I can even get the Iron Man's autograph, and of course if you want Robert Downey Jr.'s autograph, even Hugh Jackman's autograph. ”

Of course, Mary wouldn't believe Deadpool's nonsense, and Mary, who reacted, immediately interrupted Deadpool, who was talking endlessly, and asked, "Deadpool, what do you want to do here?"

Deadpool put away his badge, put on a kind face, and said, "I've already said that I'm a good person, so I can't bear to kill you." But the boss who hired me wants me to kill you. So, I'll have to put a time bomb on the first floor first, and then I'll come to the second floor to tell you to run. In this way, I can satisfy my boss's requirements for me and my conscience at the same time. ”

Hearing such exciting news, it stands to reason that Mary should have informed her companions to escape as soon as possible, but after seeing Deadpool's cheap power before, Mary didn't believe his words at first, but after thinking about it carefully, she found that the other party had no reason to deceive herself, plus the double sword on his back and the pistol on his waist, all showed that the other party was not good.

And Deadpool's next words were even more vigorous, I saw him look at the Peppa Pig cartoon watch on his left wrist and say:

"Oh, by the way, I have to remind you that the bomb is still a minute away from exploding, so if you want to escape, hurry up, like this. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool waved his hands and feet, ran to the end of the corridor in a very exaggerated posture, and then jumped out of the window with a diving motion, and did not forget to shout before leaving:

"There are only 45 seconds left. ”

"Damn it!"

Mary immediately turned back to Fino, who had also heard these words, and shouted, "Run, I'll go inform Sister Gui." ”

After speaking, Mary rushed to the next room with three steps and two steps, smashed the door open with a punch, and shouted at Gui, Ye Xingzhi and the three servants who were looking at her: "There is a bomb downstairs, run, it's about to explode!"

Ye Xingzhi smiled when he heard this: "Gui, look at what I said, wait for the rabbit, since the other party has already made a move, this shows that our goal is right." ”

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang, and the entire hotel exploded, and for a time the flames burst into flames.

"Well done, Deadpool, they're all done now. ”

Speth Walker, who was watching all this not far away, said to Deadpool standing beside him: "By the way, how much explosives did you use, it feels like the whole building has been blown into space." As he spoke, Walker picked up the bottle of mineral water and drank it.

Deadpool said without replying: "Not much, just a ton of N2 mines." ”

"Poof!

Walker directly squirted out all the water he had just drunk into his mouth, and shouted at Deadpool, "Deadpool, do you want to blow us all up?"

"Don't worry, old friend, my directional blasting skills are great, the hotel is flying, isn't it?"

Deadpool continued, "But I'm curious, where are all the inhabitants who live here? When I dropped the bomb, I didn't see anyone, and although there aren't many people in this small city, there must be some people." ”

Walker said, "Aren't the inhabitants all around us? Our organization has long taken full control of this little city, and all the inhabitants here are our men. This time, Walker, having learned his lesson, did not drink the water, but simply threw the water bottle on the ground.

Deadpool looked at a group of heavily armed mercenaries in black body armor, steel helmets and masks, armed with M9 assault rifles, pistols and grenades, and stabbed in their chests, and spoke:

"Ha, it turns out that they are all mercenaries, I thought these people were ordinary residents, but how much is their monthly salary? Is it as high as mine? Also, I also heard that your organization seems to be engaged in some big activities recently, and it has borrowed a lot of foreign debts outside, so there will be no financial problems. By the way, speaking of financial problems, you seem to have defaulted on my last month's wages, you ......"

"Deadpool!"

Walker interrupted Deadpool and said, "You're good at everything, but you talk too much." You don't have to worry about wages, our organization is not short of money, but there are some small problems in capital turnover, which can be solved soon, you just need to do your job now. ”

"That's good. ”

Deadpool nodded, raised his right index finger, pointed ahead of the empty people, and said, "Music." ”

Walker looked at Deadpool strangely and asked, "Who are you talking to?"

As soon as the words fell, without any playback equipment, the famous song "Bios" by Sawano Okami sounded, and Walker was stunned and asked directly:

"Deadpool, aren't your abilities regenerative quickly, and your strength and speed beyond that of ordinary people? How can you still play music? Also, what the hell are you putting this sword drawing Divine Comedy?"

Deadpool replied solemnly, "Of course, it's because I'm going to draw my sword." ”

After saying that, he pulled out the double swords behind his back, and at this time, the music was also playing to the peak, and it really cooperated with Deadpool's movements, and Walker was stunned.

"What are you drawing your sword for?" Walker asked, puzzled.

"To fight, of course. ”

I saw Deadpool pointing the sword in his hand forward.

Walker looked over, and saw that after the fire faded away, three side-by-side, somewhat dilapidated rooms were floating in the air.

"They're not dead yet, ready to fight!"