Chapter 033: Golden Cheat Guard

Lu Zheng's expression did not show any worry or fear, but a strange expression of excitement, just like the Pleasant Goat who had been setting a trap for a long time to look forward to the arrival of the gray wolf, confident and sinister.

This made Zhang Yuanhang puzzled, but he couldn't help but ask, because even if he asked, Lu Zheng probably wouldn't answer him.

And what Zhang Yuanhang feared the most was Lu Zheng's extraordinary eyes. He had studied Feng Shui physiognomy, which was considered an introductory level, and he could barely master the knack of Wangqi.

The theory of luck is very abstract, it is a special kind of perception, to take an inappropriate example, this perception is like seeing fire and thinking of heat, and seeing ice is associated with cold, which is a kind of non-intuitive psychological suggestion.

The eyes are the place where a person's mental state can be seen the most, and it cannot be disguised. The so-called extraordinary eyes are not so vicious and ruthless, this kind of eyes are like kings who have been in high positions for a long time, with penetrating deterrent power, which makes people unconsciously produce psychological pressure.

"Describe their physical characteristics. ”

Zhang Yuanhang sighed in his heart, it seemed that Lu Zheng really had some plans, his brain was running rapidly, and he said sincerely: "Brother Lu, I can see that you are not an ordinary person. Well, I'll go back and sort them out and give you a rough sketch. Of course, if you take my word for it. ”

"Oh?" Lu Zheng chuckled, "Then you need to impress me with sincerity." ”

Zhang Yuanhang was silent for a while, stretched out his hand and rummaged in the co-pilot's locker, took out a red silk wrapped thing, and opened the red silk with great importance, revealing a brass lion head, the size of a vinegar dish, with a copper sword in the lion's mouth, a gossip base, and said in a deep voice: "This is a lion bite sword card, which was opened by my master himself." It can lock the evil and increase the power, take the air of heaven and earth ** Shunyang, and can turn the "five yellow and two black disease charms" into "evil stars" in addition to the "hanger" and "plague god", which is a good thing to avoid evil in the town house and attract wealth and strong luck. The girl who is with you has really not had good luck recently, and this lion bite sword card can help her resolve it. ”

Lu Zheng took it in his hand unceremoniously, played with it, and could indeed feel a majestic aura, it was indeed a good thing, and asked, "How to use it?"

"Hanging over the east wall of the bedroom. ”

Lu Zheng glanced at the locker, there seemed to be a lot of stuff bulging inside, and said with a smile: "By the way, don't you want Shanhai Town, Bronze Lion or something?"

This is Chiguoguo's rippage.

Zhang Yuanhang's face tightened, and his head shook like a rattle: "I really don't have it in my hand." Then he took out the contents of the locker as if he was innocent, and showed them one by one: "These popularity bags and town house charms are all fooling people." ”

After a gust of wind and rain, the rain began to slow down, and Lu Zheng glanced out the window and said, "Okay, then I'll wait for your news." ”

After saying that, I opened the car door, turned around and left.

"Hey, hey, Brother Lu. Zhang Yuanhang leaned at the window and said with a sneering face: "My lion bite sword was handed down by my master, and it is my most valuable thing, you see...... It's not easy for us to buy and sell with a small capital, so we won't accept the hexagram money, so you can give it a little meaning. ”

Still want money?

"Well said, well said. Lu Zheng smiled and touched his pocket, and took out a bulging wallet, which contained a small stack of red Zhan Mao Grandpa.

Zhang Yuanhang opened his eyes and smiled: "You don't need too much, just mean it." ”

Lu Zheng rummaged through his wallet, took out a five-cent coin, threw it over and said, "Five-cent, no more." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Yuanhang subconsciously caught the coin, his face was almost green, his eyes stared directly at the wallet, and he cried: "Brother Lu, Wumao can't even afford a meat-filled bun." ”

Lu Zheng touched it in his butt pocket, took out a golden card and threw it over: "Here, gold card, just swipe it, don't thank me." ”

The VIP card of the bathing center that I picked up......

Zhang Yuanhang said with a grudge on his face: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can you give a hundred?"

Lu Zheng turned his head in a chic manner, and said briefly but firmly: "Don't look at the changeable wind and clouds, don't do any more!"

“……”

Zhang Yuanhang looked at Lu Zheng dejectedly. The dog, who had never dared to speak, said unwillingly: "Brother Hang, are you so afraid of him?"

"Nima, you still have the face to say, why didn't you dare to let out a fart just now? What a special dragon group, you have a wahaha in your head, why don't you say S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

……

The next morning, the torrential rain ceased briefly, and a light rain was dripping.

On the field road, a tractor is suddenly emitting black smoke, dragging a van stuck in a mud ditch, and Zhang Yuanhang, who is covered in mud, and the dog is pushing the cart behind with all their strength.

Lu Zheng's breakfast is very simple, chicken stewed with mushrooms...... Instant noodle.

The white fox, who slept all night wrapped in a small blanket on the sofa, smelled the fragrance of instant noodles, and his ears suddenly stood up. Lu Zheng only felt that the white shadow flashed, and the white fox had already jumped on the coffee table, his nose twitched a few times, and a pair of big watery eyes looked at Lu Zheng with resentment.

Lu Zheng was uncomfortable by it, so he had to push the bucket in front of it, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll give it to you." ”

"Ah, thank you. The white fox was overjoyed, his big tail swept the table, and with his front paws he moved the bucket to him, stretched out his little tongue and licked it, and said with an intoxicated face: "It's delicious." ”

Took a bucket of noodles again, filled the water heater with hot water, Lu Zheng had just covered the lid with a book, and heard the sound of gurgling behind him, and when he turned around, he saw the white fox licking the green onions at the corner of his mouth, the bucket was empty, it hung its head a little embarrassed, and there was a tail that didn't hit the bucket with its tail.

Lu Zheng looked at it speechlessly, put the freshly soaked noodles in front of it and said, "Okay, I'll reward you with another bucket." But you have to wait a while before you can eat it. ”

The white fox shook his head and said, "The slave family can come by themselves." ”

"Yourself?"

The white fox was full of confidence and straightened his chest, ran under the bed, skillfully picked up a box of bucket noodles, put it on the chair first, then climbed on the chair and picked it up, then put it on the table, and pushed it to the water heater.

The sharp claws cut open the lid, take out the spice fork, and then cut it open and pour it into the barrel surface, the movement is methodical and very skillful.

With a soft sound of 'ding', the white fox pushed the instant noodles under the water heater, straightened up and pressed the button, and the hot water began to pour slowly.

Then he turned around, picked up a book from the table, waited for the water to fill up, closed the book, and stared at the bucket without blinking.

The whole process is comparable to that of a university monk who can make perfect.

Three minutes later, the steaming instant noodles are freshly baked.

The white fox didn't use a fork, he just put his mouth in and feasted on it, and after eating and drinking, he jumped on the sofa, got into the blanket, and stretched his limbs comfortably.

Well, it is really a genuine vixen, not only has an IQ that crushes the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, but also the lazy and delicate waist, and the bright eyes of Gu Shenfei, already have the magic power to seduce people.

After breakfast, the van outside the window has been dragged by a tractor and disappeared at the intersection.

The Reservoir Dragon Tomb has been stolen, and the gang of tomb robbers have gone and returned, not knowing what the purpose is. But no matter what the purpose is, it is not within the scope of Lu Zheng's worries.

Now that he has control of the Baili Xixiu River, the manpower of the Dragon Palace is obviously stretched. After nearly two months of feeding, the crayfish in the fish pond have basically reached their maximum size.

It's time for an expansion.

came to the shore of the fish pond and waved his hand, Liu Neng, Liu Neng, Jia Zhijun, and the spider all surfaced, waiting for Lu Zheng's instructions.

"Liu Ming, Liu Neng, you go and gather the largest sons and daughters, one hundred, no, two hundred, half male and half female. ”

"Yes, Your Majesty. ”

Liu Ming and Liu Neng made a splash and dived underwater, and after a short effort, the water surface churned, and a red black carapace surfaced.

This is the best of the 200,000 shrimp soldiers, each of whom is strong, with bright carapaces and sharp claws.

It was the first time that Lu Zheng had ignited the water tribe on a large scale, with two hundred shrimp soldiers at the lowest level of the Dragon Palace, and two hundred spiritual fires, which consumed nearly thirty percent of his dragon qi.

Looking at the majestic crayfish on the water, they all bowed their heads and bowed, and the shrimp whiskers danced. As a mad naming maniac, Lu Zheng also felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

"Liu Ming, Liu Neng, Pain, Spider. ”

"The minister is here!"

"You each lead 50 shrimp soldiers and 50,000 shrimp cubs, divided into four armies, front and back, left and right, and are on duty in the east, west, north and south of the Dragon Palace. "At present, the variety of shrimp soldiers is relatively single, and other types of shrimp soldiers will definitely be cultivated in the future to form a shrimp management force, Lu Zheng thought for a while, and muttered: "It will be named the first army of the shrimp management army - Golden Chelate!"

"Liu Ming!"

"I have named you the captain of the fire tongs, and I am in charge of the left army of the Golden Cheat Guard. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live. ”

"Liu Neng!"

"I have made you the captain of the Iron Fist, and you are in charge of the right army of the Golden Chelation Guard. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Your Majesty is mighty and dominates the four seas!"

"I have made you the captain of the Red Chelate, and the commander of the Golden Chelate Guard. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Your Majesty has lived forever. ”

"Spider!"

"I have named you the Captain of Jingshui, in charge of the Golden Chelation Guard Front Army, and the General Commander of the Fourth Army!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty. I am willing to die for Your Majesty!"

Among the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, the spider is second to none in terms of size, wisdom and combat power, Liu Ming, Liu Neng and Jia Pain are full of awe of it, and it is the most suitable for it to lead the four armies.

Liu Ming and Liu Neng, the two living treasures, echoed together: "Ministers, I am also willing to die for Your Majesty." ”

Lu Zheng twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in his belly: "Don't laugh me to death, I'll burn high incense." ”

Lu Zheng could clearly feel the excitement in their hearts, and his heart was also burning with a passion, two hundred shrimp soldiers grew up, fighting giant whales and fighting sharks did not dare to say, but across the rivers of China, the absolute sword was pointed at, invincible.

"You each select shrimp soldiers, practice in the fish pond, be sure to do it like a finger, order out like a mountain, and soon we will march the whole army, stationed in the Xixiu River, and defend the river Boshui Mansion. ”

The four generals of the Golden Cheat Guard led two hundred shrimp soldiers, all of whom danced the shrimp claws to the sky, and shouted: "I am willing to die for Your Majesty!"

"Alright, disband!"

The white fox, who had been resting in the house for a while, came out of the room with brisk steps, holding Lu Zheng's mobile phone in his mouth.

"Your Majesty, the magic weapon has sounded!"

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