Chapter Twenty-Four: Lincoln the Foodie
"It turns out that I have always been such an image in the eyes of the fungus owner, it is really heart-wrenching, the baby is very aggrieved, but the baby does not cry. www.biquge.info"A meat man, covered with fat all over his body, ran over as he ran, and the heavy three-layer fat on his body was like a wave, and the rippling fat man ran over. That picture is so beautiful, Lin Tianxing can't stand it at all, the main thing is disgusting, I'll go, it's too greasy and spicy.
"You...... Could it be that you are, you are a foodie?" Lin Tianxing really couldn't believe that three years ago, he weighed less than 100 catties, was about the same size as Tai Sui, and he was very handsome with a smile, but he would gain weight to the point where he is now.
Look at the fat on this product, it can be used directly as grease when scraped down, and now where does this thing still look like a person, it is just a huge piece of meat that can move.
"yes, I'm Lincoln, a foodie. ”
"Don't defile Lincoln, what have you eaten in the past few years, and you have been able to grow to this extent, I have also taken you, I really admire you for eating so fat and moving freely. Lin Tianxing was a little curious and pinched the fat on Lincoln's face, and after pinching it, Lin Tianxing felt that the sense of touch was wrong, this feeling was not like the touch of fat, but like a fungal collection.
Just when Lin Tianxing was suspicious, Lincoln suddenly exploded with a bang, and all the fat on his body exploded into pieces of tiny meat foam, which quickly deformed in mid-air and turned into pale yellow gnawing mushrooms.
One by one, the gnawing mushrooms fell on Lin Tianxing's body, and a large number of them fell to the ground, these gnawing mushrooms circled around Lin Tianxing, and then stopped, and then the top of the mushroom opened, and one by one the little people as big as fingernails came out, shouting: "Welcome back to the mushroom master." ”
"Surprise, my lord of the fungus. After getting rid of all the fat, Lincoln, a foodie, returned to his normal level, his face was five points opposite that of Tai Sui, with a wicked smile on his face, and he bowed like a magician who had finished a performance.
"Goblin, why are you staying in the mushrooms? ”
These villains are on the continent of Arthur Lance, a very peculiar race, each of them is a gifted awakener, with the ability to teleport and shuttle between dimensions, and the ability to escape is first-class, but there is no ability to attack, and there is not much ability to protect themselves, and they are very vulnerable.
They actually live in another dimensional plane attached to the continent of Arthur Rains, but the resources of that plane have been completely depleted and cannot support them at all, so in order to survive, they rely on the ability to travel between dimensions to come to the continent of Arthur Rains to find food.
Many people in the Arthur Lance Continent know about the existence of little goblins, but there is nothing to do about them, unless they are magicians with deep spatial magic attainments, it is possible to catch them.
But...... In order to deal with a few villains who steal some food, they go to great lengths to let the noble magician take action, which is really a bit of a cannon to fight mosquitoes, let's make a big fuss.
Anyway, they just steal some food, and they don't hurt and don't cause much loss, plus they don't work for any of the forces, so they let it go, of course, the most important thing is to catch them and pay is really disproportionate compared to the gain, so forget it.
Many people don't know that the Twilight Forest is actually a stronghold of the little goblins, and there are few people here and there is plenty of food, so they live quite happily here.
When Lin Tianxing first came here, he had an exchange with the little goblins, and later Lin Tianxing also gave the little goblins an idea, allowing them to give full play to their natural advantages to collect intelligence and make magazines, newspapers and other things, and sell them for a living, so that at least they don't have to steal food every day.
In the past few years, under Lin Tianxing's proposal, the little goblin has established a huge intelligence network, called the Goblin News Agency, which specializes in reporting the latest daily news in the mainland, from national events to people's livelihood.
Of course, some sensitive things of national dignitaries, goblins still can't touch now, because this is still a world ruled by feudal dynasties, it's okay for you to report some aristocratic lace news and the like, but if you want to touch those core things, then there is no need for the goblin news agency to exist, and it will definitely be blocked.
Relying on news, magazines, and some eye-catching things such as master lists and beauty lists, the little goblins have made a lot of money in the past few years, and their lives have long been greatly improved, Lin Tianxing thought that they would leave here and live elsewhere.
"The little goblins don't have the ability to protect themselves, so I let some of the subordinates transform them into their residences, so that they can have a safe place to live and I can take good care of them. ”
"Yes, yes, the Twilight Forest is also our home, and this is also our base camp, how long will you stay when you come back this time?" the little goblins climbed onto Lin Tianxing's shoulders and asked.
"It won't be long, it's just a while, and in two months I'll have some things to do. Let's go, we still have two people on our backs, so we have to settle them first. After that, Lin Tianxing took the lead with Ye Tianxue on his back, and Rust followed closely behind Ash on his back.
"What about filial piety?" Tai Sui sensed it and found that only Da Fat and Lincoln came to pick them up, while the breath of the others was very weak.
"They're still asleep adapting to their bodies, do you need to wake them up, Boss?"
"Since they're still asleep, forget it, you two get ready, and one of us will go outside with us. ”
"Then Lincoln, I don't want to go out, and without these little darlings of mine, my abilities will hardly come in handy. "Big Fat's ability and attack methods are poisonous fog, and it is easy to defend if it is too single, in contrast, defending in place is more suitable for him, so it is better for him to stay in the base camp.
"That's fine, Atum, there's something I need your help with. ”
"Lord Tai Sui, although he orders, you don't have to be polite to us. "Yatum is the patriarch of the goblin clan, the oldest of the goblins, he is more than a hundred years old this year, and he knows very well that in the case of Lin Tianxing, Tai Sui is the most powerful and the highest status among their group of non-humans. And Lin Tianxing, to put it mildly, he basically doesn't care about things, and he is lazy many times and doesn't even take care of his own life.
"Lord Fungus has an enemy, this enemy has wiped out the original Hand of God mercenary group, Lord Fungus's father, uncle and uncle, all died at the hands of this enemy, and this enemy is the same as us, they are all fungus kings, he is the zombie fungus king. ”
"What does Tai Sui mean is that you want us to help the Fungus Master find this enemy?"
"No, you must not look for it, because once you go to find it, with your ability, you will definitely be infected, and it will not be long before you will be controlled and become his puppet, and then it will be even more troublesome. What I want to tell you is that people who are controlled by zombie fungus parasitism will have two gray tentacles on the top of their heads, and the longer the tentacles, the higher the level of zombie fungus, once you find such people, you must be careful. There is only one thing to do, and that is to come back to me immediately. ”
"I see, Tai Sui-sama. Looking at Tai Sui's solemn face, Yatum understood that this matter was very serious.
"Zombie fungus, I didn't expect that kind of guy to be born earlier than us, I'm really unwilling. Da Fat said very unwillingly, almost beating his chest, oh, it's not that he doesn't want to, but he is now wide and fat, and his hands are too short to beat his chest, as for the pause, he is still floating.
"This is not surprising, after all, it is parasitic, as long as it is constantly parasitized, it is parasitic to the monster that gave birth to wisdom by chance, and if it successfully controls the control of its body, it is an opportunity to start, wisdom will have thoughts, then ambition will also be, and now the zombie fungus king intends to extend his tentacles to the entire Arthur Lance continent, control the small group of people at the top for his use, and indirectly control the entire world. ”
"Hehehe, his appetite is really big, and I don't know if he can eat or not, I'm afraid he doesn't have such good teeth as me. Lincoln grinned, revealing a mouthful of incomparably neat white teeth.
"So he wants to figure it out slowly, anyway, our lifespan is almost unlimited, and spending decades to set up a game of chess is just a drop in the ocean in our long life. More than two months later, the autumn hunt of the Ancient Rossi Empire was one of his layouts, and if the Lord of the Fungus wanted to participate in the autumn hunt, he urgently needed such a thing as fame. ”
"Oh, I see, so what Tai Sui-sama means, wants us to hype. Yatum understands that they have used this usual method of hype for an unknown number of times in the past two years.
"That's right, that's what I mean, in the next period of time, I need you to hype up the achievements of the Fungus Master, and I don't need to make it known to everyone, but I at least need the Emperor of the Ancient Rossi Empire to know about the existence of the Fungus Master. No matter how bad it is, I have to let the eldest prince of the Tinya Kingdom know, understand?"
"Clearly, I immediately set about it. ”
"I'm tired. Tai Sui bowed slightly.
"You're polite, I can serve you and help the Fungus Master, we're happy to help. Tai Sui's small gesture warmed Yatum's heart and made him more motivated to do things.