"Xuanzi, get up and pee!" Xie Baokun, the big fat man, stood at the gate of the Jiang family's Yushan ancestral house and yelled towards the courtyard. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What are you shouting, believe it or not, I scraped off your fat meat and boiled lard?" Jiang Yuxuan did not appear, but the eldest lady of the Jiang family walked out, looked at the big fat man at the door and said unhappily, for this fat man's behavior of yelling in the morning, the eldest lady of the Jiang family was very disgusted.

"Hello Miss Jiang!" The fat man's fat body trembled, and he immediately became a primary school student, and his big face like Maitreya Buddha tried hard to squeeze out a kind smile, but he didn't know that this big fat man was too fat, and his face was full of horizontal flesh squeezed together, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a fierce god, full of evil, and did all kinds of evil......

"Brother Yuxuan is sleeping, don't disturb him, we tossed all night last night, and he just fell asleep now!" Miss Jiang stretched and said.

"You tossed all night last night?" Fat Xie's eyes immediately widened, looking at Jiang Yulu like a bull's eye, he was already trembling and speechless, "You guys...... You're brothers...... Sister, how can you fold it...... Spend the night? It's not a mess...... Lun?"

The fat man spoke quickly, his voice trembled, and he shouted in his heart: Xuanzi, I really obeyed you, no wonder I rejected Long Xiaoqing, it turned out that I had soaked the Cold Moon Fairy in my hands......

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Yulu raised his eyebrows, and the chill on his body rose violently, although he was more than ten meters away, Xie Fatzi still felt like he had been stripped naked and thrown into the ice and snow, this kind of freezing was very sour from ** to the soul......

"I was wrong, I was talking nonsense!" Xie Fatzi hurriedly pumped his mouth, his heart said that he just understood this kind of thing, why did he say it, isn't this nothing to look for?

"You come in for me!" Miss Jiang stretched out her slender jade finger and pointed at the fat man, she was angry when she saw this fat man now, and when the fat man came to the yard, hum, see how I clean him up.

"Report to Miss Jiang, I can't get in......" Fat Xie struggled to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and looked at the gate of Yushan's ancestral house: "The door of your house is too small, I can't get in now, I'm sorry, I've become more burly again!"

"You're fat again, what do you mean burly?" Miss Jiang was speechless for a while about his narcissism, but now that this fat man is indeed out of the level, it is easy to ignore his height because of his width.

Miss Jiang waved her sleeves, and an invisible force dragged his obese body, and then he rose from the ground, jumped out of thin air three or four meters high, and then swayed and flew into the yard, and then Jiang Yulu violently withdrew the spiritual power blessed on him, and the fat man fell from the sky like a large aerial bomb, directly smashing a big pit on the ground, and the earth trembled, as if it was an earthquake.

"Damn, is this going to be an earthquake?" Jiang Yuxuan pushed open the door and walked out, his face was haggard now, there were two dark circles on his eyes, obviously he was sleep-deprived, and the Qilin Great Sage was squatting on his shoulders rubbing his eyes.

"Wow, what a big pig!" said the Qilin Great Sage as he looked at the fat man Xie on the ground.

"Eh, I'm dead!" Xie Fatzi rubbed his waist disc and tried to stand up, and then he saw Jiang Yuxuan, who was obviously depressed, and he was overjoyed, he knew that if Jiang Yuxuan hadn't appeared, I was afraid that this eldest lady, who was already on the verge of anger, would make herself into quick-frozen zongzi.

"Xuanzi, did you sleep well last night?" Xie Baokun first glanced at Jiang Yulu cautiously, and then asked Jiang Yuxuan.

"What's good, tossing seven or eight times a night, can you try to sleep well?" Jiang Yuxuan said angrily, that strange dream last night was really grinding, he dreamed as soon as he fell asleep, and the dream was still the same content, in the end, he could even recite the content of the dream backwards in his dream, he really tossed seven or eight times last night, so now he is haggard.

"Xuanzi, seven times in one night, you are really good!" Xie Baokun raised his middle finger at Jiang Yuxuan, "But you can't rely on your youth to be unscrupulous, do you want your waist anymore?" I have two good medicines at home, aphrodisiac and kidney, you can send someone to my house to get it in a while...... Otherwise, you can drink some unicorn blood, I heard that this thing is also an aphrodisiac thing!"

"Drink you!" Jiang Yuxuan's shoulders of the Qilin Great Holy Qi of the seven orifices of smoke, waving his little paws to make contemptuous movements at Xie Baokun again and again, using the Qilin blood to aphrodisiac?

"Damn, you dead pig, what are you seven times a night? I'm talking about dreaming!" Jiang Yuxuan understood what Xie Baokun meant, and was speechless for a while, is this fat pig just growing fat and not brains?

"It's not good to dream, it's terrible to dream without a trace in spring!" Xie Baokun looked worried.

"I have a common language with you fat pig!" Jiang Yuxuan muttered in a low voice, "By the way, what are you doing here?"

"Uh...... By the way, if you don't say that I have to forget a big thing, there is news from the eyeliner of our Xiangguo Mansion in the royal family, and the royal family seems to have deduced the exact location of the Jiazi charm, and plans to set off to find it in three days!" Xie Baokun said.

"Jiazi Charm?" Jiang Yuxuan and Jiang Yulu glanced at each other, and saw shock in each other's eyes.

"Is this Jiazi charm appearing in the Ten Thousand Demon Forest?" Jiang Yuxuan looked at the fat man and asked in a low voice.

"How do you know?" Xie Baokun was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Yes, our Xiangguo Mansion has eyeliner in the royal family, and your Marshal's Mansion naturally has it, yes, it is said that the place where this Jiazi charm appeared is the Ten Thousand Demon Forest, and the time is half a month later, and three days later, the royal family will send someone to set off secretly!"

"Are you Xie family going too?" Jiang Yuxuan asked.

"The Jiazi charm is a good thing, prolonging life for sixty years, who can not be tempted?" Xie Baokun pouted.

"By the way, there is one more thing to tell you!" Xie Baokun touched his fat chin, groaned, and said to Jiang Yuxuan.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Yuxuan was stunned for a moment, looking at the expression of the fat man, this should not be a simple matter.

"It's about Zhu Yuhuang!" Xie Baokun said mysteriously.

"Zhu Yuhuang?" Jiang Yuxuan frowned, although he was not interested in Zhu Yuhuang, a woman, Jiang Dashao, but in terms of identity, this person was really his sister-in-law.

"As far as I know, Xie Baoqian seems to have colluded with her, as if he was planning to marry her, and it seems that my father also acquiesced!" Xie Baokun said, "Damn, what's so great about this Xie Baoqian, isn't it just that he is the eldest son of Xiangguo Mansion? If I am the eldest son, I can marry a princess, but he looks down on me now, if he marries Zhu Yuhuang, the princess of the Fire Phoenix Empire, won't he look down on me even more?"

The Qilin Great Sage looked at Xie Baokun with disdain, and said in his heart that even if you become an emperor, you can't marry the princess Zhu Yuhuang, unless you marry Princess Ayitu.

"Hehe, it turns out that he is another person who wants to be your aunt!" Miss Jiang said with a smile as she looked at Jiang Yuxuan.

"Auntie?" Xie Baokun's eyes widened, "Xuanzi, is this Zhu Yuhuang really your aunt?"

"What do you call my eldest aunt?" Jiang Yuxuan was really angry, "I'm a man, where did the eldest aunt come from?"

"Ah?" Xie Baokun was confused, "Don't men have a big aunt? Do big aunts have a relationship with men and women? Aren't you in a hurry? Brother knows that you are interested in Zhu Yuhuang, forget it, brother, I will carry forward my style and don't fight with you, you just need to kill my eldest brother, you don't have to give me face, really, just clean him up ruthlessly, last time, I heard that this person is your eldest sister-in-law, you are Zhu Yuhuang's brother-in-law, anyway, this aunt's ass...... My brother-in-law can sit halfway there!"

Jiang Yuxuan: ......

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