Not long ago, in a vacant lot next to the bridge in Dongmu City, wearing black suit pants and a white shirt, how to look like an insurance salesman's all-sand wall, he was drawing a pattern on the ground with a black marker taken out of a portable black hole in his waist.

The pattern would have been a circle with a diameter of two meters. It's a pity that the circle drawn by hand on the whole sand wall is not standard, crooked, and does not look shaped.

As for the pattern inside the "circle", it is also unsightly, neither text nor picture, and it is completely impossible to see what it looks like.

So much so that among the passers-by, a child asked his mother after seeing the picture of the all-sand mural: "What is that?"

As a result, the child's mother took the child away and said, "Don't look at it!"

But Quan Shabi was very satisfied with his work, stood up and said with a smile: "Very good, the magic array is finally completed! Ah Jin, the black-hearted boss, actually threw the work you gave to him and gave me a hundred yuan, and he didn't give me a hundred yuan." But it doesn't matter, it won't be long before I will learn all the skills of your Ah Jin, and then stand on my own to overwhelm you, haha!"

After speaking, Quan Shabi walked into this "magic circle" and said to himself: "You are a bastard, you don't need holy relics to summon heroic spirits, as long as I stand in the magic circle myself." Besides, the summoned Heroic Spirit must have impressed me. Cut, you drop god, your will on this earth has never been reliable, wait until I solve the peculiarity of this time, see how I go back and clean you up!"

Of course, the work that should be done still has to be done, and the heroic spirits that should be summoned still have to be summoned.

I saw that Quan Shabi raised his head slightly, raised his hands above his head, and put on a seemingly crazy and cool hanging bombing sky, but in fact, he was extremely incomparable, and recited the ultimate spell aloud:

"Listen to me, hurry up and activate it for me! Otherwise, I'll send you to the Internet Addiction Treatment Center and ask Professor Yang to let you taste what electric shock therapy is!"

Electric shock treatment, the mana is boundless, and no magic circle can resist its evil power, so the magic circle at the foot of the whole sand wall succumbed on the spot, immediately activated, and emitted a dazzling light!

At the same time, on the back of the left hand of the whole sandwall, the pattern of the spell also appeared, which were two red concentric circles with a red dot in the middle. The spell summons the Heroic Spirit and shines at the same time!

Looking at the light emitted by his spell, Quan Shabi shouted excitedly: "My servant, come out!"

"Bang!"

I heard a loud bang, and white smoke came out of the circle, obscuring the view of the entire sand wall. The white smoke gradually dissipated, and a shadow appeared in the white smoke, and the Heroic Spirit was summoned!

"There was a loud bang in the sky, and the swordsman appeared brightly!"

Listening to this crisp and energetic voice, although I can't see the face of the heroic spirit clearly, Quan Shabi already knows two main points!

First, the Heroic Spirit summoned by himself is a powerful swordsman!

Second, this Heroic Spirit is a woman, and judging by her voice, she should be a beauty!

Especially the second point, it makes the whole Shabi think about it, how good it would be if there was a superb beauty.

Soon the white smoke completely cleared and his vision was fully restored, and the swordsman asked at the whole sandwall, "You are my imperial ......"

Before he finished speaking, the swordsman stared at Quan Shabi's eyes wide, as if he had seen something amazing, and Quan Shabi's expression was exactly the same as that of the swordsman, and his eyes widened and he was so surprised that both sides said in unison:

"How are you!"

"Don't learn from me!"

"Humph!"

These three sentences, each word is said at the same time, which fully reflects the close relationship and tacit understanding between the master and the servant. It should be said that from the point of view that the master and the servant already know this, it shows that the two are very suitable for each other, which is really gratifying, gratifying!

That's weird!

In fact, the relationship between the two of them is like this.

Quan Shabi faced the swordsman, opened his mouth and shouted: "Zhang Yin, we have broken up for so many years, you have actually become a heroic spirit, this is wool!"

Zhang Yin is naturally the real name of this swordsman, and it seems that Quan Shabi and this swordsman have actually had a relationship.

The swordsman glanced at Quan Shabi contemptuously, tilted his head, and dropped a sentence: "Cut, I thought the master was a handsome guy, it's actually you, Quan Shabi is a big waste wood, it's really unlucky!"

"! I'm not a waste wood anymore!"

After yelling at the swordsman, Scrapwood began to look at the other party.

The swordsman is in his early sixties at one meter, looks like he is only eighteen years old, looks very young, has very healthy wheat-colored skin, wears a white short-sleeved sailor suit, a blue short skirt, over-the-knee white socks, and a pair of black female student leather shoes, a black and bright green silk shawl, a beautiful face, and with black-framed glasses, an image of an intellectual school girl full of vitality is presented in front of the whole sandwall.

However, the whole sand wall that knew the bottom of the swordsman was very clear, and this was not the nature of the swordsman, so he immediately asked:

"Swordsman, I remember when we first dated, you told me that your age was a few years younger than me, and now that I am in my early thirties, then you should be almost thirty!

"Hmph, is the girl's age a secret, Shabi!" the swordsman immediately shouted at the whole Shabi, "I am eternally eighteen years old!"

"Eighteen years old forever. Quan Shabi looked at the swordsman with playful eyes, and the latter was a little hairy.

"Swordsman, let me ask you again, what's the matter with your clothes, which look like a sailor suit that popped out of a two-dimensional drama?"

"Cut, it's not because of your dead house fantasies that I put it on. Ah, even though I can fully express my cuteness. ”

"Cut, do you blame me?"

"Nonsense, I don't blame you, who blames who!"

"Okay, blame me. Then I ask you again, Swordsman, I remember you telling me that you were just a company clerk, and that the Heroic Spirit was a hero who left a legend. I really can't figure out how you, the clerk of the office, can leave a legend!"

"It doesn't matter if you tell you, I'm actually a special worker, but I didn't get a regular at the time, and I was in charge of documents in the office. Later, I turned positive and went to a lot of other worlds, and it is estimated that the legend was left at that time. Therefore I became a Heroic Spirit. ”

Hearing this, Waste Wood's expression twitched, it turns out that you are also a peer! But according to what you say, it seems that my boss Ah Jin is also qualified to become a heroic spirit. No, no, if this bastard becomes a heroic spirit, his tail will not be able to reach the sky, and he will not be as good as the swordsman in front of him.

Thinking of this, Quan Shabi immediately asked the last and most critical question to the swordsman: "In the CP Honorable Ceremony, it should be the Sect Statue Rite Attack, and Zhou Fang Respectful." ”

While asking this question, Quan Shabi smiled evilly.

The swordsman who heard this question was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and he jumped up at once, and roared at the whole sand wall on the spot: "You sand wall, you don't understand anything at all, obviously Zhou Fangzun is the attack, and the sect is like the rite of the sect!

Facing the roar of the swordsman, Quan Shabi laughed even more evilly: "I knew that you were still a rotten girl, and your mind was full of CP, hahaha...... Ahh

It's a pity that before Quan Shabi laughed, the swordsman kicked it down, and then with a wave of his right hand, a Western-style two-handed sword was held in the swordsman's hand, and then the sword pointed at Quan Shabi and shouted:

"Shabi, you actually dare to laugh at me for being a rotten girl, aren't you also a dead house! I know every day that I watch that kind of meat-selling drama, and I lick the screen and say that so-and-so is my wife, don't you feel disgusting!"

Listening to the swordsman's rebuttal, Quan Shabi, who was lying on the ground, was speechless, because what the swordsman said was the truth! Although Quan Shabi had rarely done those things in recent years, in the years when he had been with the swordsman, Quan Shabi had done nothing less than what he had done in this kind of dead house.

However, Quan Shabi noticed that the sword in the swordsman's hand, especially the body of this sword, actually emitted a brilliant light like a seven-colored rainbow!

"Is this sword your treasure?" asked Quan Shabi tentatively.

"You know the goods," the swordsman raised his sword in front of him, and said with a smug face to the whole sand wall that stood up, "That's right, this is my treasure, condensed by my fantasy miracle, its name is: Rotten Girl Fantasy - Colorful Holy Sword." It contains the power of seven CPs!"

Scrapwood shouted in surprise: "Seven CP!"

"Shabi, although you are a waste of wood, you are also my master, so I will reluctantly introduce you to it. ”

I only heard the swordsman say slowly: "The first pair is Kong Ming and Wang Situ, Wang Situ has no ability, but Kong Ming's ability is very strong, such as: Eight Stone Soldiers." ”

"I see," Waste Chai dragged his chin with his right hand and said, "CP from the ghost animal website, you recommended this website to me back then." ”

"It's good to know," the swordsman continued, "The second pair is Magneto and Professor X, both of them are very powerful, Magneto has magnetic field ability, Professor X is naturally a psychic ability, and it is also a pair that I like very much." ”

"I know, you've always watched the two of them selling videos before. ”

"The third pair is the Zun Li, that is, Zhou Fangzun and the Zongxiang Rites, whose abilities are Zhou Fangzun's flame and the Ice of the Zongxiang Rites. ”

"The fourth pair, for Lelouch and Kuchigi Suzaku, is the ability of Suzaku's anti-heaven athletic ability, and Lelouch's GEASS power. As he spoke, the swordsman took off his black-framed eyes, and in front of the whole sandwall, a mark of red wings appeared in his left pupil.

Quan Shabi knew that this mark represented the power of the king of GEASS, and immediately shouted in agreement:

"All hail lelouch!

"You still remember," the swordsman smiled at the whole sandwall, put on his glasses, and continued: "Next, that is, the fifth pair, is the princess combination, that is, Iskandar and Weber-Velvet, of course, Weber is not capable, so in this pair, I only have Iskandar's king's army. ”

"The sixth pair is the Night Sword God Dog Lang and Izanasha, whose abilities are Dog Lang's swordsmanship, and Izanasha's unchanging ability, which can maintain eternal appearance and eternal life. ”

Hearing this, Waste Wood couldn't help but complain: "This is the reason why you will always be eighteen years old!"

The swordsman laughed, "You are jealous!"

"Okay, if you're jealous, you're jealous," Quan Shabi asked, "Then swordsman, who is your last pair of CPs?"

The swordsman immediately laughed and said: "Of course it's Sakamoto's boss, how can I pretend to be without Sakamoto!" ”

"Sakamoto, Sakamoto!" Quan Shabi exclaimed: "Boss Sakamoto is a character who is forced to break through the sky, who can form a CP with him, who is worthy of forming a CP with him!"

The swordsman pointed at himself without discipline and said, "It's me, the last CP is Sakamoto and me." ”

I've never seen such a brazen person!

Quan Shabi's expression twitched, and he asked slowly, "Then what is the ability?"

The swordsman blurted out without thinking: "Needless to say, the ability is to use the force that breaks through the sky to defeat all opponents." ”

"Hehe, break through the sky. Quan Shabi looked at the swordsman and said, "Now that the abilities have been introduced, it's time to start our Holy Grail War path." ”

The swordsman also put away his sword and said calmly: "Shabi, although you are a waste wood master, it doesn't matter, as long as you hand over the battle to me, you can lie on the side and win, how about it, it's simple." ”

"Then let's move forward. ”

So, the Dead House and the Rotten Female Swordsman embarked on their path to the Holy Grail War, so what will be the fate that awaits them?