The Difficult Road to Snake Farming (3)
[I don't know what to write in the full diary, there are some worries and sorrows, but at least I have happiness and happiness left. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ infoAt that time, I always used to keep my head down and walk slowly forward to look at the snails on the side of the road. γ
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After a series of ups and downs, I finally graduated smoothly. It's not easy.
Like all the newly graduated shinobi, their team began the daily routine of chores, Orochimaru left in the morning and came back at night, and the 9-to-5 work was very regular, basically the conversation between the two people was just a few minutes at the dinner table. Ling Feng's days also became boring.
Boredom is the scariest thing. Ling Feng dragged his head. Maybe all the villains in the world rebel because they are bored......
There is nothing else to do except watch bubble dramas or family ethics dramas at home. Because Orochimaru is now fostered in his house, the three generations of Hokage will pay a lot of living expenses every month, and Orochimaru has also earned some money from various C- and D-level tasks he does. Ling Feng didn't need to go out to work at all.
Sometimes I feel that Orochimaru is raising himself. _(:Π)β )_ Obviously he is Orochimaru's adoptive father.
Now that I still have time to let Shinobi do D-class missions, the people in the village are still living a leisurely life as usual, and it seems that the current battle situation is very easy. Ling Feng thought. I don't know how long the peaceful atmosphere in the village will last.
Early this morning, Orochimaru went on another mission. Ling Feng finished cleaning up the housework and was paralyzed on the sofa: "Kong Chen, I think that if I continue like this, I will be wasted, and I will really become an ordinary person." β
"Then you can go out for a walk. Kong Chen replied nonchalantly.
"But it's all aunts outside...... I don't want to be a friend of Big Mom either......"
"Tsk, turn into a cat and go out, no one will bother you. "The empty morning hooked the corners of his lips.
Ling Feng sat up straight all of a sudden: "Hey, what a good idea!" As soon as the words fell, Ling Feng rolled on the ground and instantly turned into a cat, "Just go out and play like this!"
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The street is quite lively, and there are more people, but the Lingfeng Cat is small in size and can easily pass through the crowd.
Ling Feng ran freely through the village, over the rooftops and through the alleys, his pointed cat ears leaning back, his ears filled with the sound of whirring wind, the wind cutting through the soft hair.
Tired of running, Ling Feng slowly stopped: "I haven't run like this for a long time." I just want to say - it's so cool!= ΜΟ Μ="
Kong Chen: "......"
Ling Feng picked a comfortable spot on a low tree, squinting at the sky through the gaps in the leaves. The clear blue sky was divided into pieces by branches, and the sunlight was not dazzling, and Ling Feng was a little sleepy after looking at it for a while. He yawned and slowly closed his eyes.
Just sleep like this.
?
However, Ling Feng's dream was soon shattered.
A strong tug of his tail pulled him off the tree. Ling Feng immediately woke up!
"Haha, look I've got it!"
Which bear kid pulls my tail!!!" Ling Feng turned his head and glared angrily, and saw Jiraiya's smiling face.
Ling Feng also slapped him unceremoniously, and before he could react, he was slapped by the cat's paw on the face, and half of his face instantly turned red.
Ling Feng saw that he was still a child, so he didn't stretch out his cat's claws.
Jilai also covered his face and QAQ: "Didn't the scroll say that Mrs. Lin's cat is very gentle?!"
"Jiraiya!How can you tear people off a tree!" Tsunade tugged at Jiraiya's ear, "Cats can't pull tails!"
Jiraiya screamed in pain: "Washboard let go-hew-I was wrong, Sister Tsunade-sister, let go-" Ling Feng broke free from Jiraiya's hand, and was just about to jump up the tree when he was lifted up by the back of his neck.
Ling Feng turned around and planned to continue slapping, his eyes reflecting the clean and fair face of the person in front of him.
Oh, good son, don't fight. He silently lowered his claws.
Orochimaru changed his comfortable posture and hugged Ling Feng, and smoothed his hair casually.
Ling Feng suddenly lost his temper.
It's still a sonβ°(*Β°β½Β°*)β―
"This is the cat on the mission?" Orochimaru's voice was magnetic and sounded pleasant.
"Ah, I'll look at the scroll. Tsunade let go of the hand that was squeezing Jiraiya and pulled a green scroll out of his bosom. She looked down at the scroll, then looked up at Ling Feng again, "It seems...... Not the same?"
"Hmph! Uncle Ben must have found the right one!" Jiraiya raised his chin proudly.
"What! Take a closer look! Although they are all black cats with white tail tips, the tail tips of the cats on the mission are a little more white than that. Tsunade pointed to the picture on the scroll.
"It's pretty much the same. Jiraiya pouted, "That's good, let's see if this is male or female, the female is Mrs. Kobayashi's." As soon as he finished speaking, he reached out to Ling Feng in Orochimaru's arms.
Joke, is my [beep-] something that everyone can see?" Ling Feng smiled coldly and slapped him again.
This time, he was already on guard and dodged backwards: "Ahhhh β
"Jiraiya. Tsunade sighed helplessly and looked at Ling Feng fixedly, "This cat looks so familiar, remember that it was the same one on the day of the graduation exam." It's so fateful, let's just be the mascot of our team. "The team that graduated with them either has a dog or a worm, and their own team must have an animal, right?
"Okay, let's call it a snowball!" shouted Jiraiya.
Tsunade: "It's a black cat!
"Snowball!"
"Briquettes!"
"Snowball!"
Ling Feng: "......" (β―β΅β‘β²)β―(β»ββ»Are you ignoring my opinion!)
Tsunade looked at Orochimaru, who was standing quietly aside: "Orochimaru, what is your opinion?"
Ling Feng also looked at Orochimaru when he heard this, he was a little curious about what his son's name would be.
Literary, smooth, philosophical?
Orochimaru replied calmly: "Since it's a gathering of birds, it's called ...... Dung balls. β
Jiraiya looked confused.
Tsunade: "Wait, did you misunderstand the mascot?" she propped her forehead, "...... Actually, I think Snowball is pretty good?"
Ling Feng ...... Ling Feng was already planting mushrooms with his head down. O__O
Kong Chen smiled: "Dung ball? Good name." β
ββ¦β¦ Friends, empty morning. β
"Okay, I was wrong. Kong Chen spread his hands with a sincere face, "It's a snowball." β
"Then what should you be called?" Ling Feng asked rhetorically, "Bastard?"
The corners of Kong Chen's mouth slowly calmed down, and he looked at the clouds in the sky: "Maybe." β
Ling Feng, who had thought that Kong Chen would continue to talk to him, was a little stunned.
Jiraiya hugged Ling Feng from Orochimaru's arms and threw it into the sky: "Okay, it's called a snowball!"
Suddenly Ling Feng from the sky: "Meow meow meow?!"