Sitting on the official hat chair, Atletico picked up the clay pot on the carved case and poured himself a cup of hot tea.

Putting down the purple sand teacup and exhaling a sip of tea, he looked up at the camera opposite and started today's live broadcast.

"All kinds of standing, sitting, lying and lying on their stomachs, good morning, everyone! Welcome to Mr. Ma's small class, I'm Atletico Madrid. ”

In normal times, as soon as this opening sentence is spoken, a film of "no kneeling bad reviews" and "how can I break it when I kneel to watch?"

However, this time it was different, the barrage appeared as usual, but the content changed to "Dirty", "So you are such a boss", "Look! Ten cores and two stems", and "Narcissus is so beautiful", "Tourists are forbidden to be minors, is this what it is?"

On the right side of the carved table in front of Atletico Madrid, there is a pot of flowering carved daffodils.

On the craft porcelain plate fired by the master craftsman, the two daffodils spit out the leaves and bloom, the green field is green and graceful, and the silver plate is fragrant endlessly, which is exactly the number of double five. Obviously, it was this pot of flowers that caught the attention of some viewers, which in turn led to a change in the content of the barrage.

In order to make the mobile phone take better and more beautiful photos, the relevant manufacturers are simply heartbroken, tens of millions of pixels, dual color temperature supplemental light, optical image stabilization, phase focus, laser focus, superimposed phase synthesis, one-click beautification, new technologies continue to appear on mobile phones and are quickly learned by peers. The ancestral dual lens of the bee mobile phone is no exception, and it has become the standard configuration of mid-to-high-end large-screen mobile phones.

R&D of new technologies is just going from zero to one, and to turn them into selling points, manufacturers need to spend more energy. The so-called "ten-core double-stem" is the promotional copy designed by a certain company for MediaTek's ten-core mobile phone, and it is a pun that slips away. With the colored edge ball, the phone quickly gained a lot of discussion and popularity, but the forced price did not match the price, and finally did not gain market recognition.

Without saying anything, Atletico reached out and nudged the porcelain plate, allowing the two white flowers hidden behind to appear in the camera, correcting the mistake with action. Just when everyone secretly blamed themselves for not coaxing, someone revealed his true form and said to the camera: "My plate of double-stemmed head is not a vegetable, its flowers and leaves are rich in multiflora narcissine, lycorine and benzodonium, which are bitter and poisonous, and should not be eaten." ”

All three substances are toxic, the first two are inherent in lycoris and narcissus, and the latter are intentionally introduced at the time of artificial cultivation.

Bendenatonium is commonly known as bitter, is the world's most bitter substance, a glass of water such as two milligrams can make most people unbearable, so it is often used as an aversive and children's food blocker, as long as it is added in industrial alcohol, methanol, ethylene glycol, and children's toys in the rubber plastic trace bitter, can effectively stop the phenomenon of accidental drinking and eating, and then save the lives of adults and children.

And its own toxicity and cost are negligible because the dose is too small.

Inspired by this principle, Tang Jiayi artificially added an appropriate amount of benzodenatonium to the cultivation substrate to cultivate a "bitter safe narcissus" containing trace amounts of benzodonium, which was warmly welcomed by the market and the agricultural sector. What is in front of you at this moment is such a plate of "bitter narcissus".

helped his daughter-in-law advertise, and Atletico returned to the book and introduced today's live broadcast content.

"There are two contents of Mr. Ma's small class today, one is the knowledge of solar terms, and the other is the demonstration of narcissus carving. ”

Some time ago, the 24 solar terms were officially selected as a representative work of world cultural heritage, and then unsurprisingly set off a wave of solar terms fever at home and abroad. The appearance of solar terms content in live broadcasts can be regarded as conforming to the trend.

"The twenty-four solar terms are summarized according to the movement of the sun, exactly two per month in the solar calendar, and the solar terms in December are heavy snow and winter solstice. The former should wait for the crane to not sing, the second to wait for the tiger to start handing over, and the third to wait for the lily to stand out; the latter should wait for the earthworm to knot, the second to wait for the horn to solve, and the third to wait for the water spring to move. ”

While speaking, Atletico stretched out his hand to dive the air, and the live broadcast screen simultaneously appeared on the small picture of heavy snow flying, squirrels chasing and mating, Siberian tigers fighting and mating, horses sprouting and turning green, sundials pointing to six o'clock, earthworms sleeping in the soil, elk fighting and mating, and spring water coming out of the ice. Nothing else, the three-stage mating image is really eye-catching, decisively triggering a surging barrage tide, there are 24 lofty values, and there are also long-lived "2 stops to watch the film, just around the corner", of course, there are also indispensable "Demons and demons, there are people here who are openly driving, and the scene is almost uncontrollable!"

Glancing at the content on the screen, Atletico put on a standard disgusted face: "Who are they? I'm in a serious science popularization, but you want to threaten to report, what do you mean?"

"That's not a squirrel, it's a flying squirrel, the scientific name is the Flying Squirrel, and the ancient name is the Crane Duck. ”

"It's not a nuclear bomb, it's a bird next to the word bird, this animal has no feathers, jumps up and stretches the peritoneum to glide for a long distance, the ancients regarded them as birds at first, and then they had this bird name, the cold horn bird in the primary school textbook, it is about them. Every year around the heavy snowfall and the winter solstice, the cry of the flying squirrel will suddenly appear and disappear, this phenomenon was added to the imagination of the ancients, and became a cold bird to get by, and finally the legend that it was too lazy to freeze to death, and finally it was recorded in the festival climate response, which became a symbol of heavy snow. ”

Pointing to the image of the flying squirrels on the screen, Atletico said: "In fact, the reason why the howls suddenly disappeared was not because they were too lazy to build a nest and froze to death, but because the flying squirrels hid for the winter. ”

"Everyone knows," Atletico said in a purely magnetic tone, "After the rainy season, it's time for the mating season of the prairie animals. Animals mate at the beginning of the dry season, and the cubs are born at the end of the dry season and grow up just in time for the rainy season when the grass grows and blooms, so you don't have to worry about food. For animals living in northern temperate forests, the best time to breed is late winter, when the young are born in the spring, born in the summer, and grow in the fall, and in the winter they are just able to live independently. ”

Changing back to his normal tone, Atletico said with a smile: "So, the sound of 'Dororo, Dororo' heard by the ancients is actually the sound made by adult flying squirrels when they chase and court. There is also the elk unwinding horns, which has nothing to do with the yang energy of the yin beast, but the result of the end of the breeding period, the loss of the effect of the big horns being abandoned by the body and reducing the burden. Not only elk, but also sika deer and red deer will unhorn in winter and then regrow in spring and summer. ”

"The herbivores in the forest breed at the end of winter, as do the tigers that feed on them, and the late winter is also the estrus mating season for Siberian tigers, and the female tigers are in urgent need of supplemental nutrition, and the male tigers are more aware of their territory. Therefore, when you go to see the Siberian tigers in winter, remember to buy tickets and abide by the rules of the park, otherwise it is likely to be a tragedy. ”

After saying this, without waiting for the audience to react, Atletico began to summarize and change the topic.

"Summing up the 24 solar terms and 72 meteorological seasons, the ancestors still lived in the Central Plains, so most of these phenological phenomena occurred in the middle and lower reaches of the Yellow River. When you arrive in South China, it is a different scene, the South China tiger does not worry about food, and can estrus all year round, and there are many evergreen plants in Lingnan in South China, and it is not only narcissus that sprouts and blooms in winter. ”

Reaching out to fetch an enamel plate from the side, Atletico took out rubber gloves and put them on his hand, looked at the camera and asked, "Next, I'm going to start carving daffodils." As for what to engrave, it depends on everyone's choice. Please start a poll in the voting area, leave the look you want to see, and I will find a way to carve out the five items with the highest number of votes, and then send them to the proposer of the option as a small prize for today's live event. ”

Lycoris and lily plants such as narcissus and lily, onion, green onion, garlic and other plants have a bulb structure, and the disc-shaped bulb has thick and layered, nutrient-filled scale leaves, which are mixed with apical buds and axillary buds, which grow and become new bulbs, thus bypassing the seeds to achieve asexual reproduction.

By making holes in the scales and purposefully scratching the leaf buds inside, you can change the germination order and growth form of the flowers and leaves, and finally get the desired shape, and then there is the technique of daffodil carving.

Zhangzhou, next door to Egret Island, has always been rich in daffodils, and Atletico Madrid's carving skills were learned from local masters, and then added their own ideas and equipment to form their own unique style.

He first determined the final shape, and then started the auxiliary software to calculate the most suitable carving combination, and then began to select materials. The whole process is completely visible and controllable, and the requirements for imagination are reduced to a minimum, as long as the materials are sufficient and the technique is skillful, everyone can become a master carver.

This is also the reason why he moved the carved narcissus into the live broadcast room, otherwise simply to show the audience his garlic head, peel leaf buds, and patchwork and shape, most people will be bored and leave.

However, even so, in order to ensure that the popularity in the room would not fall, Atletico Madrid still resorted to a trick, that is, licking garlic.

Picking up a bulb, Atletico said to the camera: "This is the 'bitter safe narcissus' cultivated by Tanghua Flower using patented technology, whether it is the old withered leaves on the outside or the thick scale leaves inside, they all contain benzolamonium ingredients, as long as the tip of the tongue is slightly dipped in it, there will soon be a strong bitter taste in your mouth, lingering at the root of the tongue for a long time." To buy safe narcissus, please look for the 'soup flower' trademark. ”

"I don't know, why don't we try it?"

As he spoke, Atletico took Narcissus in front of him, stretched out his tongue and gently touched the dry skin outside. Then, as expected, he was suffering, his cheeks trembled, the corners of his mouth were crooked, his eyes flashed, and the expression on his face twisted into a ball, which was very uncomfortable at first sight.

In order to make the demonstration more realistic, he deliberately turned off the bitter taste suppression function, and this expression was completely real, without any acting elements.

Looking at the screen with a bitter face, Atletico said in a trembling voice: "You see, right? The outermost dry skin is also bitter, and the scales and juice inside can't be tried casually." In order to avoid allergic poisoning caused by contact with the juice, it is strongly recommended that everyone wear gloves when touching. Anyway, I'm going to rinse my mouth, everyone wait a minute!"

Returning to the camera, Atletico have clearly become a bit more depressed, both in terms of the ongoing effects of the attempt to die, as well as some of the performance component. Making the consequences more serious can scare away some of the curious masses, and it can be regarded as a good deed for the people. As for the rest of those who are bold and do not listen to persuasion, there are naturally bitters to teach them to be people.

"Well, that's it, bitter narcissus is added with bitters, and the taste is very bitter, so I advise everyone not to try it. ”

Saying this, he turned his head to look at the screen, "Well, it seems that everyone is very enthusiastic, and in just a few minutes, 13,248 engraving questions have been received, and the current number one is 'Atletico Madrid's face'." Oh, what a problem!"

As soon as the words changed, he smiled proudly: "However, it is not difficult for me!"

"Well, let's collect the styling materials first, which is the face photo of Atletico Madrid. ”

Picking up his mobile phone and taking a selfie with himself, narcissistically admiring that "any shot is handsome", Atletico imported three selfies from different angles into the "Narcissus Carving Master" software and began to design the shape.

If you want to get the affirmation of the audience, you have to find a way to extract and convey the modeling style, which is the outline of the eyebrows and eyes on the face. This is also the most powerful part of this software, which converts 2D photos into 3D models through special algorithms, and then turns the models into floral shapes formed by daffodil stems and leaves, and finally deduces the material selection and carving scheme from the effect and cause.

In order to make a face out of narcissus, Atletico dissected more than 30 daffodil bulbs to obtain materials, which led to the final product. In order to better fix them, a 3D pen was also used.

After carefully cleaning the finished product with colored lines and placing it on another plate, Atletico said: "They are not a whole yet, they need to be sterilized and rested for a while until the wound heals, and then I will send it out." As for whether I can feed and raise my face, it depends on the craftsmanship of my award-winning friends. ”

"Ah, don't you want it, leave your face to me, let me keep it by myself and see the results?" the corners of Atletico Madrid's mouth twitched, "Although my technique looks a little rougher, the actual effect is still very guaranteed." That's good, from today onwards, I'll put an observation picture on my scarf every day, and everyone will witness it together, and see if it will eventually grow into my face like the preview screen in the future!"

If you let someone else raise it, it is really possible to raise it for a long time, but Atletico Madrid will never have this kind of problem if you do it yourself. Narcissus carving is not only about the size of the knife, but also about temperature and light, and as long as these environmental parameters are carefully controlled, there is no worry that it will eventually grow crooked.

After completing the other four high-ranking questions one by one, Atletico once again stressed that they should not lick bitter daffodils or even ordinary daffodils, so the live broadcast was closed.

Although he blocked and underage users, and repeatedly warned him not to try, he was sure that someone would try to die. Fortunately, although the narcissus is poisonous, the toxicity is not as strong as oleander juice, as long as the leeks are not used to make dumplings, it usually does not cause much harm, and the danger is even less if you lick it.

(End of chapter)