Chapter 19: Life Events
In the No. 6 single ward of Shengyang First Hospital today, the insomniac person has changed from Zhang Wuwei to Zhang Yan who tasted the bitterness and sweetness of love for the first time.
Because of Niu Xiaojuan's public declaration of war, and because she kissed her future husband before going to bed, she thought about it for most of the night before she was about to fall asleep.
Interestingly, this ward seemed to have to be on duty, and not long after Zhang Yan fell asleep, Zhang Wuwei was woken up by a strong sense of defecation.
He looked up at the small alarm clock at the head of the bed, the hour hand had just passed the four o'clock position, and he couldn't help but curse himself secretly in his heart.
"Your sister...... No, no, it's not right, your sister! Everyone says that you won't listen to you if you want to eat more, if you eat more for lunch yesterday, will this little thing come down in the evening! Now it's up to you what you do! You idiot, you lack ...... heart."
Zhang Wuwei scolded himself for several minutes, and in the end, he couldn't even think of any more ugly words, and he couldn't distract himself, but felt that his stomach hurt more really.
He knew that he would definitely not be able to bear his mother's coming, so he turned to look at the companion bed, and it happened that Zhang Yan let out a slight snoring sound at this time.
Zhang Wuwei quietly stared at Zhang Yan's beautiful sleeping face for a while, and suddenly found that there were two shallow dark circles hanging on it, and he was really distressed for a while.
Now that she sees Zhang Yan's state, she knows that she has a rare sleep, and Zhang Wuwei can't bear to wake her up for this "big".
So, Zhang Wuwei made a bold decision to go to the toilet by himself.
He tried to raise his head a few times, but felt that the pain in his abdomen was still within the tolerable range, and slowly sat up and rubbed against the side of the bed.
Because his stomach didn't dare to exert himself, he could only put his feet on the ground first, and then take advantage of the weight of the plaster on his arms to bring his weight to the front of him little by little.
After slowly squirming like this for nearly two minutes, he finally managed to stand on the ground.
After completing all this, Zhang Wuwei hurriedly looked back at Zhang Yan, made sure that she was still sleeping peacefully, and cheered happily in his heart: "Haha, brother is really a man!"
But it's a pity that he walked to the bathroom door only to find that he couldn't even reach the doorknob, and couldn't help but curse again: "I said, brother is really SB! Don't take off your pants, you can't even open the door!"
Just as Zhang Wuwei was standing at the door of the bathroom thinking about what to do, he suddenly felt a figure shaking on his left.
He turned his head and saw Niu Xiaojuan standing outside the door of the ward.
Before Zhang Wuwei could say hello, Niu Xiaojuan had quietly opened the door of the ward, and quickly jumped into the ward and covered his mouth.
Niu Xiaojuan walked into the bathroom with Zhang Wuwei half-shelf and half-pushed, carefully pressed the doorknob and closed the door, turned around and looked at Zhang Wuwei with silky eyes and said, "I think about it, even if you have a wife, I will follow you!"
Zhang Wuwei looked at Niu Xiaojuan with a radiant look, and really didn't know what kind of change her thinking had undergone to say such a thing, and couldn't help but ask with some concern: "Sister Juan, are you...... Aren't you mad at me?"
"I'm willing to be confused for the rest of my life......" Niu Xiaojuan, who was in a confined space, was much bolder, took the initiative to kiss Zhang Wuwei without saying anything, and put her tongue in his mouth.
The two kissed fiercely, Niu Xiaojuan felt Zhang Wuwei's positive response and was in a better mood, and asked with a sweet smile after separation, "Do you want to be convenient?"
Zhang Wuwei nodded a little embarrassedly. "Yes. ”
"Turn around, I'll help you. ”
"That...... It's a big one, or Sister Juan, you should go out first. ”
"What's so embarrassing about it, can you do it with this arm?"
Zhang Wuwei also knew that Niu Xiaojuan was right, but he still said with some hesitation: "But ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, what does a big old man look like. Niu Xiaojuan didn't pay attention to Zhang Wuwei anymore, and directly half-squatted down and ripped off his pants.
"Ah......h
Although Niu Xiaojuan was mentally prepared, Xiao Wuwei's upright appearance that appeared in front of her still frightened her into letting out a coquettish scream, but fortunately, she stopped the volume in time and covered her mouth.
Niu Xiaojuan hurriedly stood up straight and looked at Zhang Wuwei with a blushing face. "No wonder your brother said that you are a big pervert, and you will become like this after kissing for a while?"
Zhang Wuwei also blushed rarely, and squeaked in defense: "This ...... This is normal in the morning. ”
Niu Xiaojuan was staring at Zhang Wuwei's face at this time, and the more she looked at it, the more she felt that the little man she picked was so simple and cute, and she couldn't help but continue to tease with a wicked smile: "That means it has nothing to do with my sister's charm at all?"
Zhang Wuwei hurriedly explained: "Of course not, the main reason must be Sister Juan's kiss ......."
"Hmph, doesn't that still mean you're a pervert?"
"Oh, Sister Juan, don't tease me. ”
The two flirted for a while, and Niu Xiaojuan helped Zhang Wuwei to sit on the toilet.
It didn't matter if he started to sit down, Xiao Wuwei, who could still be blocked by the plaster just now, also straightened his waist and stood bravely between the two.
In an instant, both of their faces turned red again, and even their breathing became intermittent, as if they were in a sauna.
Although Niu Xiaojuan was embarrassed to face that thing all the time, she still blushed and kept helping Zhang Wuwei to sit firmly before turning around quickly.
It's just that she stood with her back to the toilet for several minutes and didn't hear any sound behind her, and asked a little puzzled, "Do you have one?"
Zhang Wuwei clenched his fists and replied, "I'm going crazy, but now...... Otherwise, Sister Juan, you might as well go out and wait. ”
Niu Xiaojuan turned her head slightly, glanced behind her secretly through the mirror, and immediately understood Zhang Wuwei's difficulties.
It turned out that Zhang Wuwei's towering little Wuwei refused to bow his head, if he started like this, he would definitely spray everywhere.
Niu Xiaojuan thought about it, and simply walked sideways to the toilet with the idea of not doing anything, grabbed the hot and hard Xiao Wuwei and pressed it. "Hurry up and fix it. ”
The key point was caught and broken, Zhang Wuwei couldn't tell whether this feeling was cool or painful, but the growing sense of convenience made him have no time to experience more.
There was a "plop" sound, and a foul smell spread.
Zhang Wuwei wished that the thing that fell in the toilet bowl was himself, so that he could escape down the sewer.
However, Niu Xiaojuan still blushed and smiled half-squatting in front of the toilet, and waited until the sound of draining water in the toilet completely stopped, and then slowly let go of Xiao Wuwei in her hand and returned to the sink.
After Zhang Wuwei survived the "big punishment", he felt even more embarrassed, and said again: "Sister Juan, you better go out and wait for me......"
"Can you get up by yourself when I'm out?"
"But I'll have to do it for a while. ”
Niu Xiaojuan looked at the mirror and replied, "I'm not in a hurry." ”
"I mean, it's so smelly here, I'm afraid it will smoke you. ”
Niu Xiaojuan pretended to be unhappy and said, "If you're afraid of smoking me, you can solve it quickly." ”
Zhang Wuwei was choked by Niu Xiaojuan speechless, so he simply closed his mouth and concentrated all his strength on his buttocks.
solved the major events of life at the fastest speed in his life, Zhang Wuwei said hesitantly: "Sister Juan, my ...... That's it. ”
Niu Xiaojuan naturally commanded: "Well, pout up." ”
"What?" Zhang Wuwei almost shouted.
I said, pouting. ”
"This ......"
"What is this, how to wipe it if you don't pout it. Niu Xiaojuan glanced at Zhang Wuwei.
"I ......" At this moment, Pixiu became the idol in Zhang Wuwei's heart.
"Okay, okay, I'll help you up, you be careful. Niu Xiaojuan quickly stood up with Zhang Wuwei in her arms, took the tissue and wiped him clean, and finally lifted his pants for him.
During the whole process, Niu Xiaojuan not only showed the slightest disgust, but also kept smiling, which made Zhang Wuwei, who had been peeking at the eye, very touched.
If he hadn't experienced it himself, he would never have believed that such a young and beautiful girl would do such a thing for a man.
If the previous favorites were just out of simple opposite-sex attraction, at this moment, he really recognized Niu Xiaojuan from the bottom of his heart.
Zhang Wuwei really didn't know how to express it, so he could only say in a trembling voice: "Thank you." ”
Niu Xiaojuan, who was washing her hands, raised her head and smiled at Zhang Wuwei in the mirror. "What are you thankful for this little thing. It's just that I don't understand, why don't you solve it in bed, it's more convenient than using the toilet, right?"
Zhang Wuwei asked curiously, "Pull the bed?"
Niu Xiaojuan glanced at Zhang Wuwei in the mirror again. "What do you want. The middle of the bed is movable, and the hole can be exposed for the convenience of patients with limited mobility. ”
"I'm dizzy, why hasn't anyone told me such important information!" Zhang Wuwei asked with big innocent eyes.
"I really convinced you. Niu Xiaojuan sighed helplessly.
Zhang Wuwei, who was sweating profusely, walked out of the toilet with Niu Xiaojuan's support, and couldn't help sneezing as soon as he returned to the well-ventilated ward.
Zhang Yan was so startled by this voice that he sat up from the bed all of a sudden, turned his head to see Niu Xiaojuan in the ward, and asked a little unhappily, "What did you do?"
"I went to the public toilet in the corridor just now, and I didn't want to call you when I saw that you slept quite soundly. Don't worry, there was a male nurse who helped, and Sister Juan helped me back. ”
Niu Xiaojuan, who comes to the hospital every day, knew that there were no male nurses on this floor, and hurriedly added: "What nurse, they are doctors." ”
"Why are you so nonsense, don't you know how to call me?" Zhang Yan reprimanded very unhappily.
Zhang Wuwei explained with a hippie smile: "I see that you sleep quite soundly, hehe." ”
"Hmph, hurry back. The innocent Zhang Yan didn't suspect anything, and walked to Zhang Wuwei's side with a cold snort and helped him sit back on the bed.
The three of them who made up their minds were in much better shape than yesterday, at least they had a normal conversation.
Although there are still swords and swords in the dialogue, Zhang Wuwei will complain about boredom and interrupt every dangerous place, but he is fine.
After struggling to support more than three hours in this nine-life Shura field, Zhang Wuwei finally waited for his mother, who was belated.
But when he saw the girl following his mother, he knew that this time he was bored and had no chance.