Chapter Ninety-Four: The President's Personal Assistant (Part II)
"You're really a magic stick, okay, then it's calculated, it's calculated, I'll give you money." "Lin Xian is happy, the president's personal assistant, it's a little funny.
In the secretary's room, there was another secretary, who was very delicate and had big eyes, and at this time he also came over and said: "My name is Li Yue, your name is Chen Tie, come on, come on, hurry up and calculate it for Xiaoxian, it's accurate, we have a reward, if it's not accurate, you are bragging." ”
Chen Tie pouted, it seems that being Lin Qingyin's secretary is quite good, these two girls are so idle that they have nothing to do, but it's okay, it's time to show your skills.
Otherwise, it can be regarded as a little white face who eats soft rice, and it is not easy for anyone these days.
"Okay, you sit down and listen to me, fortune telling is divided into two types: looking at faces and touching bones, Xiaoxian, right, what kind do you choose?" Chen Tie said very seriously.
"Phew, Xiaoxian is also called by you, she has a very thick skin, well, what's the difference between touching bones and looking at faces?" Lin Xian said with a blank look at Chen Tie.
This person is really a self-acquaintance, what is it, you will call me Xiaoxian.
Chen Tie had a straight face and said, "Isn't it normal to call you Xiaoxian, no matter how you look at it, you are not big." ”
After speaking, he also glanced at other people's chests, well, it's really not big, it doesn't look as good as Lin Qingyin.
"What do you mean, which eye of you can see that I'm not big anymore, I'm twenty-two, but it's you, it's not big to look at. Lin Xian was mistaken, thinking that Chen Tie was talking about her age, so she immediately retorted.
Li Yue covered her mouth and smiled, noticing that Chen Tie glanced at Lin Xian's chest, but understood what Chen Tie didn't mean much, but he didn't say it, but he already regarded Chen Tie as a little pervert in his heart.
Chen Tie also smiled very calmly and said: "Don't discuss age, let me tell you the difference between looking at the face and touching the bones, in fact, it is very simple, one is to see, the other is to touch, which one do you choose?"
"Bah, of course I choose to look at the face, touch the bones, who knows where you want to touch. Lin Xian's face turned red, and she said with a glare.
Chen Tie didn't care, and said: "Look at the face is simple, stand closer, let me take a good look at your face." ”
Lin Xian stood a few steps closer when she heard this, feeling a little funny, fortune telling looks like this, who doesn't know if it's fake, just think it's fun.
Chen Tie stood up, approached Lin Xian, looked at her face carefully, with a serious expression, and said, "There is a big problem with your face." ”
"What's the problem?" Lin Xian couldn't help but ask.
She really wanted to hear what Chen Tie could pull out, and Li Yue next to her also listened with interest.
The two seemed to be messing around with Chen Tie, but secretly, they both wanted to know why Chen Tie could become the president's personal assistant.
In the final analysis, the two want to figure out what kind of person Chen Tie is, and it should not be easy to become the president's assistant, not so much a joke, but a temptation.
Chen Tieke didn't care what they were thinking, he looked at Lin Xian's face again, and said, "Your face is wearing makeup." ”
"Nonsense, what girl doesn't wear makeup when she goes out now, and you can see this after watching it for a long time?" Lin Xian rolled her eyes and said.
Chen Tie shook his head and said: "Of course it's not all, what I want to say is that you not only wear makeup, but also wear it very thickly, hey, it's because you have freckles on your face, and it's also very conspicuous, in addition, you have sores on your face, you should have been on fire recently, how about it, am I right?"
Isn't that right? I told your sister that I asked you to tell fortunes, and after reading it for a long time, you told me that I had freckles and sores on my face, does this have anything to do with fortune telling?
Lin Xian's face was a little dark, and she said angrily: "So, you said that you can tell fortunes, is it fake? The old lady has freckles on her face and is still on fire, is this your business?"
"Yes, yes, yes, off-topic, this will give you fortune telling, your physiognomy, in general, good, because of the reason for the fire, looking at the red light, this time of fortune should be good, but between the eyes, there is a pimple, this is a big problem, indicating that you will soon encounter difficulties, but you can rest assured, you are lucky, whatever happens, you should be able to turn evil into good fortune, not a big deal. Chen Tie talked eloquently, pulling the calf seriously.
The corners of Lin Xian's mouth hooked, revealing a trace of disdain, and said: "Say a few words in a mess, who knows if what you said is true or false." ”
"That's right, you said these words, but there are no fortune tellers and money cheating professionals under the flyover. Li Yue also pouted and said.
This fortune is calculated, there is no technical content at all, and the level of this fool is far worse than those professional fortune tellers.
"Yes, it seems that you don't believe it, then there is weight on the whole, I will calculate what you have encountered during this time, you are right, the two beauties remember to say that they gave money. Chen Tie looked at the sky with his eyes and said in a masterful demeanor.
Lin Xian waved her hand and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, hurry up, I see how you can figure out what happened to me during this time, if you really calculate, I will kneel for you." ”
Chen Tie smiled, what do I want you to kneel for, just give money, in this world, making money is the right thing.
Glancing at Lin Xian again, Chen Tie nodded and said, "Your Peach Blossom Palace shows a faint light, but it is covered by a layer of gray mist, don't think about it, you must have gone on a blind date in the past few days, but you are not very satisfied with the man, right?"
Lin Xian's eyes widened instantly, her mouth opened wide, and she said incredulously: "How do you know, you have investigated me?"
Li Yue was also full of surprise, Lin Xian went on a blind date, or did she accompany her, as Chen Tie said, Lin Xian was not very satisfied with the man, this was really calculated?
Chen Tie pouted, I knew who you were before, I will investigate you, and suddenly said dissatisfiedly: "Don't doubt my professionalism, you can see it at a glance, I need to investigate you? Don't be useless, you just say it's accurate, right?"
"I admit that what you just said is accurate, but you must be blind, I don't believe you can really figure it out, unless you can say a few things that have happened to me during this time, I don't believe you. Lin Xian looked unconvinced, gritted her teeth and said.
Chen Tie laughed twice and said, "Just now you said that you have calculated the money, and you want me to calculate it, do you have to mean it first?"
"Isn't it just money, I'll give it to you, take it, you go on, maybe you can't say, return the money to me. Lin Xian decided to carry it with Chen Tie, she didn't believe it, Chen Tie really knew how to tell fortunes, and he was so accurate.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Chen Tiemei smiled and took the hundred-yuan bill handed over by Lin Xian and put it in his pocket proudly.
Look at what people say, isn't it money, it seems that the master is not bad for money, okay, the master will count you into bankruptcy today.
"You got on fire recently because you went to eat barbecue a few days ago, right?" After collecting the money, Chen Tie immediately said.
Lin Xian glared and said, "I did go to eat barbecue a few days ago, but you have already seen that I am on fire just now, which can be completely speculated, your life is not at any level." ”
"It makes sense, then let's have some level, you went to eat barbecue with your brother, your brother's name is Lin Yang, right?" Chen Tie said indifferently.
"This, this, say, are you investigating me, my brother and I went to eat barbecue, do you know this kind of thing?" Lin Xian almost dropped her jaw this time, and looked at Chen Tie incredulously.
Chen Tie said that there was indeed a thing, she did have a barbecue with her younger brother the night before, and her younger brother was indeed called Lin Yang, who also worked in Qingyuan Group.
She felt that Chen Tie must have investigated herself, fortune telling is a trick of deceitful ghosts, how can it be so accurate, even who she ate barbecue with, this is simply impossible.
"I said that I haven't investigated you, judging from your reaction, I was right just now, then give money, don't think about it, I'll tell you. Chen Tie stretched out his hand, a cheap picture of quickly giving money or turning his face.
This guy has completely lost his money, the key is that this money is easy to make, just say a few words and you will have money, where to find this kind of good thing, you can quickly pit more.
"I'll give it to you, I don't believe you can figure it out, this time I don't want you to count what happened before, you give me a calculation of what will happen next, it's accurate, I'll give you a thousand, I can't count it, you pay me a thousand, do you dare?"
"Wait a minute, fortune telling, you can't rush it. Chen Tie took another hundred-yuan bill handed over by Lin Xian and smiled happily.
Then, he looked at Li Yue and said, "Just now you said that if I calculate accurately, I will be rewarded, but I have calculated it twice now, hurry up and give the money." ”
This turtle is so thick-skinned that even Li Yue doesn't plan to let it go, and stretches out her hand to ask for money.
Li Yue was stunned for a moment, and then very neatly took out the money and stuffed a hundred to Chen Tie, and now, Chen Tie really aroused her interest.
In an instant, he earned two hundred, Chen Tie smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, put the money away, and then looked at Lin Xian and said: "If you want to count what will happen next, no problem, no problem, yo, your heavenly palm suddenly turned black, this is the rhythm of something big, if it's not you, it must be your brothers and sisters, and there will be a bloody disaster immediately." ”
Lin Xian's whole face turned black, this bastard actually cursed her and her family for having a bloody disaster, she couldn't bear it, and immediately said angrily: "Just curse people to have a bloody disaster, you are too poisonous to speak, what you said immediately is how long, if it doesn't happen, you have to apologize to me." ”
Chen Tie was extremely calm and said: "The immediate meaning, of course, is that it will happen immediately, soon, just these two minutes." ”
"Okay, two minutes, I'll wait......" Lin Xian said with a dark face.
It's just that before she finished speaking, the door of the secretary's room was suddenly pushed open, and a security guard gasped and said: "Secretary Lin Xian, your brother Lin Yang accidentally fell down the stairs just now, his head was broken, and he was unconscious, we have called the emergency number, you should go and take a look." ”
Lin Xian: "......"
Li Yue: "......"
Lin Xian's face turned pale in an instant, my god, how is this possible, let Chen Tie say it again?